you
Damn. There we go. Jesus took a long time for the mic to activate. You waved at the
airport early, huh? You'll make the flight. You would be surprised, but I'm making a pizza.
So the oven is almost at 850.
Yeah, I'd rather be here with you.
I got this like new amazing oven that heats up to 850 degrees so that go look at my community
post. Go look at my community post. Look at how the difference in the crust with the leprosy
of the crust, the little charred little black dots that go around the Neapolitan pizza. Go
one is my that is fresh made handmade by me bucatini with a red pepper San Marzano kind
of cream sauce cream in there. Not too much.
Well, hello.
Good evening. I am just about to make a pizza. I'm just about to make a pizza.
Oh, the oven is now at 851 degrees. So here we go.
Oh, shit.
Okay, 8.50 is happening.
Please.
Here we go, as I had this dough sitting in the proofer.
If it makes a mess, I'll add it.
Okay, very nice.
This one.
Ooh, color.
Let's go.
Okay.
Come on.
Okay.
What's happening?
I just put the pizza in the oven.
It's got some organic, you know, a little San Marzano, like really small San Marzano style tomatoes.
The sauce, first of all, San Marzano, then I put fresh tomatoes on there.
Arugula.
And after it's done, it's going to have some nice cold bufala.
Mozzarella, the nice creamy cold.
So you got the hot, the cold, the crispy, the spicy.
There's a little red pepper on it.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
It's amazing.
I'll take a picture of us and post it.
Right when it's done.
Which is going to be in about 30 seconds because it's 850 degrees.
Actually, it's got a minute.
Ooh.
I've been cooking pizzas and shrink wrapping them and freezing them for testers.
You know, because I want to see how it turns out.
Here we go.
All now.
All right.
Okay.
Where's the freaking?
There it is.
Where is it?
There it is.
Oh, Maron.
Maron.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Where do you see this thing?
I'm about to post it before I can post this fucking thing.
It's fucking delicious.
People can see this.
I can't believe that I know how to make this.
You know what I mean?
Like it takes so much time to get this right.
But once you get it right, that's it.
That's it.
It's a wrap.
Okay. There it is. I just posted that shit. Gotta take a fucking look. Oh my god. Look
at that. No flops. No flops. Oh my god. The char, the crunch, the chew, the sweet, the
and the arugula in there. Mm. Mm. Man.
Oh my god. And the organic like grape tomatoes. Just an explosion of flavor. Absolute fire.
Mm. Whoa. Oh, this is going on the menu. You know what I need? I need squash blossoms. Yeah.
Look at that. See that? No flop. No flop. This is a Neapolitan style pizza that's got a very heavy
piece of burrata on it. No flop, bitches. This is perfect. I have practiced this so much. I have
made it very good. Mm. I'm going to show you guys how to make this on my cooking show.
No flop. You know who can't say that, kitty? Kitty's got a lot of flop if you know what I mean.
Mm. Mm. I've never used the co-burrata, not yet. It was the first time I used it. Oh yeah, the
uni's broken in. It's the fucking shit. Look at the crust and everything. It's so much different.
You got to have that consistent 850 heat all around. Mm. Mm. That's right. And I'm going to show you how to make pizza
that don't make you fat because of the flour. It's all the flour. It's all the ingredients. You know.
I eat a lot of American pizza, but the Neapolitan style has always been my favorite. And quite honestly, a lot of the pizza
that all of us grew up on had like, later on, it had like bromades and bleach. I don't use any of that shit.
Okay. It's been sitting there. Third slice. No flops. Mm-hmm. Maybe a very tiny one on the tip there, but this one is the
biggest piece of cheese out of all of them. And it has been sitting there for a second, getting some moisture underneath it.
So it's still pretty impressive structure. Mm-hmm. Very clean. You know, the flavors are so fucking clean.
And you could separate. I guess I could. I'm not really a fan of balsamic. Right. You could put a balsamic glaze on this one, too.
If you want to put a couple strawberries on here.
Holy shit.
Still holding up pretty good. A little bit in the tip, another piece of big cheese. But that's still holding up pretty nice.
I'm sorry. I'm absolutely smashing a 12 inch pizza in front of you. But this is dinner.
Well, I had some steak and lettuce wraps earlier, but wow.
I didn't actually eat the whole thing.
Yeah.
Oops.
Wow. What an experience.
Okay.
That alarm was for the rumble. For me to cut off the rumble, it went a little long.
I've had a warm day. Yes.
But, you know, I've been doing some test shots and everything. And, you know, you guys were so great with the wish list, which is still open.
But I have a lot of like new tripods and some lighting looks great.
And I'm a bit of a perfectionist, but I'm just going to run it.
But what I have to do for this first one, which is going to be the bread, I'm going to show you the bread, and it's going to be in a short.
So I'm going to put out a few shorts.
And then we'll do a live bread and butter show.
And we'll do it live.
We'll have a little CBD.
Okay.
So I thought the whole Trump Xi Jinping visit was going to be like at least 30 minutes, but it was not.
So I just took down the street.
Nobody do.
Oh, yeah.
Is it a lazy Susan?
I've been watching a lot of shows and I'm kind of like I'm at the point where I feel like I have a hook.
I have my hook.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you got to get the right angle.
Okay.
And I can say in a home oven that goes only to like 500 Fahrenheit, something like that, you won't get the exact crust when I show you the pizza recipes.
But you'll get it close.
I'm going to show you how to make a couple of different kinds of pizzas with different kinds of dough.
And then we're going to do bread, cinnamon rolls, a lot of baking to start it off.
And then we'll get some of the steaks and pastas and risottos and stuff like that.
I'm going to show you guys.
I mean, I had a risotto video on this channel, but I'm going to redo it.
My chicken catchatory video got like, I think like about 4,000 views.
And this ain't even a cooking channel.
So people really are hooked into the food stuff.
Oh, vegan.
I make a vegan pizza.
It's a tomato pie.
I could put a rugala on it.
I mean, just like what I did right now, just without cheese.
So I have a vegan option.
Any of you guys vegans?
So then I'm going to do it and then you put on your favorite vegan cheese or whatever the fuck.
I can make cashew cheese, but it's a pain in the ass.
I was just going off of like, I knew that these weirdos were watching the chat over there.
So I basically saw people saying names in the chat and then I was like, hey, this person was in my chat.
They fucking tipped me.
They fucking, you know what I mean?
So a lot of these people you see in the chats used to be ZDT fans, my friends.
No, I look, I look at the plating.
I like to see how different people plate things.
If he's doing it like that, it's elegant.
I'll look.
I steal plating ideas all the time.
Everybody does.
Unless you like Eric Repail.
So anyway, I would imagine that lit up their chat a little bit, which is funny.
I mean, they're just so spurgy and fucking, you know, lack of self discipline and control and all that shit.
Man, that pizza was so freaking good.
That's going on the menu.
Concentrate.
Yeah.
Down.
I mean, it's, it's hilarious.
It's just such a, there's a, they, they're just wasting their time with this obsessive behavior.
It's, you know, it's ridiculous.
But the fact is, and let me just make this clear.
All these chats, what they do in there is these idiots, the ones that insist that the conversation be about me in the chat, they do it in every chat.
I own their chats.
Their chats are mine.
It's, it's, it's very clear.
I don't make annoying noises when I eat, do I?
I don't think I do.
I don't like suck my teeth or anything.
Yeah.
You got to make sure if you're doing a cooking show.
I've seen some of these guys that do these food reviews and I just, some of them are real classy about the eating.
Some of them just, they got the mic too close.
Yeah.
Well, what about this?
Well, what about that?
Well, what about you getting some fucking medication and getting some mental health treatment?
How about that?
If you have watched me every single minute, every single hour for over 600 days, raise your hand.
Okay.
There you go.
You're the ones that need the mental health.
Fucking idiots.
I mean seriously.
Easily.
If you're spurgey and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're spurgy and you know it.
Clap your hands.
If you're spurgey and, you know it, and you just can't help but show it, if you're spurgy and, you know it.
Clap your hands.
There you go.
Haha.
Yes.
of course I've had Italian everything that's what I'm saying Charlie is that
why would I why would I want to stop them from giving me so much watch time
over and over and over again run it back let's watch it again thank you
watch what he says so we can get him get a fucking life how about that instead of
and I'm not going to subpoena all of them I mean Jesus give me a break
sit there run around trying to serve like a hundred people well not a hundred it's
actually you could really put it down in like 10 or less of the ones that are
really focused concentrated try-hards but the other ones really are just you
know followers of whatever someone else says or tells them to say so most of
them are just you know little little fucking parents so I got that going for
me yeah let's just say the amount of subpoenas would be a dozen or less
because some entities have more than one enterprise you know that kind of thing if
that makes sense
and it's so funny that people say
I'm obsessed with other get the fuck out of here don't like I'm that I'm obsessed
with these you know people just because I talk about these guys a little bit you
know these are 40 fucking plus year old dudes that have watched me more than I've
ever watched them Scott's probably fucking you know that's probably one
of the ones that's watching right now where he's checking it out between here
and boss slop you know what I mean and he says I don't he watches everything all
the time I'm busy you know and I haven't been on as much because I'm putting
this other show together so the schedule is going to be shifting a little
bit
well really well you know good for them good for them so so now it's just gonna
be coming on and just being this whole nasty ad hominem getting themselves all
worked up the gangster talk they're gonna talk about prison they're gonna talk
about each one of their experiences they're gonna talk about when they were
dealing drugs they're gonna talk about firearms and that somebody should be in
front of one because of them and by the bit by the boom by the bat you know
it's just the same fucking shit it's the same record man it's the same
fucking record over and over again because they're stupid oh really really
Charlie she is man okay no comment no comment on that one either but I made a
funny cat ocean joke I said cat puddle I don't know if anybody caught that one
cat puddle that's funny and you know I would say that and if she hears me say
that she's gonna want to she's gonna want to like decapitate me you know what I
mean she's like insane these people are just crazy I don't get it man I don't
understand it I don't understand it but I find it to be fascinating
and you know what am I gonna do if someone talks about me I'm interesting
that's why they talk about me because they talk about me so much because they
want to be me they want to get close to me and they don't know how right you
all in here are civil people and can talk like human beings without getting
all weird but again I am there I am their son I am their moon I am their God I am
their everything when I was on my cruise they probably didn't know what to do with
themselves well friend you always got your table here friends got a wrong table
go ahead anything fun and interesting or is it pretty much the same broken record
as usual and look at that I'm not listening I'm not watching it to me it's
just like why would you watch a series of weirdos and alts just insult you like
why would I look at that I'm good I'm good yeah I mean the reason I'm not
listening to them is because I don't like them I don't like them and they're idiots
and it's just the same shit this slow ass slop is gonna fucking take or whatever a
bunch of pills smoke a bunch of blunts he's gonna not out because yeah oh only
people on weed not out shut up it doesn't happen like that you on that
house that hair on them opiates them barbiturates that at a van well by the
way what he is doing right now Charlie if he is in fact doing that if he's
seeking it out that's doxing the definition of doxing is maliciously
seeking out someone's private information and posting it but just the
seeking out just the looking all right just them trying to find or identify or
whatever that is part of the definition of doxing so if he's doing it right now
he's doxing that's part of the process that's the definition of doxing and
they just don't know because they're fucking dumb you know I bet they've
never even looked it up hey what's up
what's up my trade
nitrate look at my post and the pizza that I just ate that I just smashed I
didn't eat all of it I didn't get all of it there was a lot left over I was just
biting the good parts I probably took about 8-10 bites of that pizza if that
big bites and it's only 12 inch pizza it's not like a fucking you know by the
skype by yeah and like I said part you know just the seeking out of someone's
information is doxing so if people are seeking it out so that they can talk
about it or post it or put it online and it's really none of their fucking
business you know it's really no there's no reason right that no
reasonable person would be able to determine any possible motive for them to
do that to somebody else that's the definition I don't give a fuck what they
say right I actually have lawyers that I talked to I don't know I don't know
if anybody knows that I have a couple of lawyers I have three okay I have
three fucking lawyers and I asked them these questions
we're gonna give you the night off night train we're gonna give you the night off
you got the night off you know that I do know dishes so I'll just throw in a
dishwasher it's not much I already I already cleaned everything up earlier all
I got is like I got the cutting board and the peel and the proofing box at this
point and like the tomato bowl and the spoon maybe a knife I'm good I got it you
just relax there's a piece up there for you go ahead and grab it
yes that's the burrata from Agio burrata and that one also has arugula and organic
grape tomatoes oh it was so good man little basil just the contrast of the
crunchy the hot the cold the sweet the tang of the tomato like it's all just you
know and I put some red pepper on there so that a little kick it just like it just
covers all of it you know what I mean and I finally figured it out what I just
ate tastes like what I've had in fucking Naples
there's a pizza place in Naples on Naples it's called Antica Antica pizzeria
Antica Porta Alba and it has been open since the 1800s it actually started as
a stand of the 1700s but then it became like a restaurant in the 1800s and that
was the very first you know it's in the ever
now I'm not saying that mine tastes like that but it is very very close very close
and you know the thing about sobriety is it's not just stopping drinking you know
it's it's changing your behavior and that's a process that takes time it
yourself to say you know I want to feel better I want to be better I want to do
better right so if you don't have that innate desire in your DNA then you'll
always fail you know you'll always fail you'll always fall off the wagon
because that's all you're on is a wagon it's just like dry drunk is a term that
you may have heard before that just means somebody who doesn't drink and if
you're someone who has a drinking problem now some people just can drink and then
they don't drink and some people are just like that but if you have a problem
with drinking and you don't change your behavior or find other people who
don't drink and continue to have the same habits then you will fall back
on your bad ones because that's the default you know oh Naples I get it yeah
there's some nipple joke or something I haven't yeah that's I'm good I don't
have to see the evidence I'll take your word for it if you don't I mean and you
know as someone who has a soft spot for people trying to cover she's she's in a
tough spot man she's got a lot of work to do she's got a lot of work to do she
should just really pump the brakes on the internet and you know maybe go to some
women's meetings because people are just gonna hit on her at you know co-ed
meetings so she could unless she like sits with the ladies and stuff because
there'll be some hardcore women in there who will you know do that kind of thing I
you know why would you hit on people at a meeting right but I've seen it before
and it's gross it's like people in there trying to get better they don't need to
be fucking hit on bro and why would you want to hit on a woman in this
meeting anyway alcoholic what are you doing you know like stop it oh yeah I use
a I use a cup and char pepperoni actually nice cup and char
oh the big pepperonis you don't like the cup and char you like the ones that cook
into the pizza flat that means they have no skin or you know around them the
cup and char as the skin burns off it cups up oh the big okay I get it thank you
now I got you like I'm picking up what you're putting down all right but you
know recovery is not easy but it's simple you only got to do a few things to
get a lot better so as someone who is coming up on six years my only advice
would be go to 90 meetings in 90 days for someone who's like you know it's like
when you're coming back you gotta do 90 meetings in 90 days and you know if
you're female find some women if you're if you're a fella find a few guys you
can pal around with the meeting at the smoke breaks at the coffee breaks you
know whatever it is and what I did when I I would go to meetings and I got
commitments which means I would make the coffee or I would sweep or I would
have you know do the chairs you know like that kind of shit whatever like
anything to get out of when I was first I've been sober a couple times so I've
I've done this before because relapse has definitely been part of my recovery
doesn't have to be again but when I look back especially the first time I
and I don't if they had five commitments open I would take them because I just
wanted to fucking do something at that time so that I didn't have to be in my
head and that's what that's for go move a pile of rocks around a couple times
if you have to just do something else that's a task and you know you gotta
build up I'm pretty fresh out of the fucking you know crews it's still not
I'm still not quite you know recalibrated my friends and it takes
time
don't happen in one night everybody wants a bite
I
games are back in Olympus careful that first steps it do see that first steps it
do see do you guys hear her talk when she does that did you just hear her my
Valk my Valkyrie
yep and if you guys are going back and forth that's totally cool I know that
look I just I don't I don't do it and I don't you know I don't sit here and
try and control the chat and go oh don't go listen I'm sure it's very
entertaining for you guys but for me it's like when they talk about me the
viciousness in their voice is very very clear like if I was in the room with them
they would try to hurt me you know what I'm saying and that's not my style I
despise violence I will never throw the first punch ever I did once but I pushed
the guy back and he reached around in his you know to his waistband and I just
had to knock his ass out because I didn't know what he was going for and it
was a knife so he was gonna pull out a knife and he did it with his right hand
and I'm left-handed and I just went clang and he just dropped on the floor he was
asleep before he hit it and then the cops came and they took him away in the
ambulance and they charged him for having their concealed weapon and you
know they said do you want to press charges they're like I think he's had
enough I said I don't want to press charges he's gonna be he's gonna be
eating through a straw for six weeks so and he got too close to me so I pushed
him back the first time now what happened was when I pushed him he fell
down right and he was much taller but when he reached he kind of dipped his
head down a little bit as if he was gonna like rush me over that's the time
that he got to do something gosh that was I had to be 25 years ago I don't
get in bar fights or street fights that's so that was a very rare occasion it's like
I think that's like the only you know that that kind of bar fight that I got
in other bar fights I was just trying to get the fuck out of the place you know I
had no beef with any of it but people start swinging and shit starts flying
around I don't want to be in that something's gonna hit me in the head or
the eyeball you know what I mean or am I nuts I'm not doing that I'm not doing
that I'm now I'm leaving but you know people get drunk and shit happens in a
city it's mostly like fucking tourists or bridge and tunnel people who live out
in like Riverside and you know not in the actual city it's just wait things go so I
left the post not the last one but the one before that has the pizza and the
pasta now I've asked you to put recipes and dishes in there you know so go ahead
and if you want to see me cook something that I'm gonna start taking
suggestions from you guys and I'm gonna cook it on the show you know and I
might save that like I'll pick one out for like the live show but I it's got
to be something that I could make within an hour because the live shows aren't gonna
be very long you haven't heard bridge and tunnel people in a while it's the East
Coast term but you know I use it here because it's true it's the same thing
there's it's bridges and tunnels that's definitely a New York term
but I'm gonna knock out and you guys go ahead and enjoy yourself