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Damn. There we go. Jesus took a long time for the mic to activate. You waved at the

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airport early, huh? You'll make the flight. You would be surprised, but I'm making a pizza.

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So the oven is almost at 850.

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Yeah, I'd rather be here with you.

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I got this like new amazing oven that heats up to 850 degrees so that go look at my community

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post. Go look at my community post. Look at how the difference in the crust with the leprosy

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of the crust, the little charred little black dots that go around the Neapolitan pizza. Go

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one is my that is fresh made handmade by me bucatini with a red pepper San Marzano kind

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of cream sauce cream in there. Not too much.

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Well, hello.

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Good evening. I am just about to make a pizza. I'm just about to make a pizza.

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Oh, the oven is now at 851 degrees. So here we go.

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Oh, shit.

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Okay, 8.50 is happening.

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Please.

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Here we go, as I had this dough sitting in the proofer.

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If it makes a mess, I'll add it.

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Okay, very nice.

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This one.

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Ooh, color.

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Let's go.

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Okay.

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Come on.

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Okay.

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What's happening?

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I just put the pizza in the oven.

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It's got some organic, you know, a little San Marzano, like really small San Marzano style tomatoes.

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The sauce, first of all, San Marzano, then I put fresh tomatoes on there.

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Arugula.

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And after it's done, it's going to have some nice cold bufala.

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Mozzarella, the nice creamy cold.

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So you got the hot, the cold, the crispy, the spicy.

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There's a little red pepper on it.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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Fuck out of here.

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It's amazing.

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I'll take a picture of us and post it.

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Right when it's done.

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Which is going to be in about 30 seconds because it's 850 degrees.

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Actually, it's got a minute.

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Ooh.

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I've been cooking pizzas and shrink wrapping them and freezing them for testers.

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You know, because I want to see how it turns out.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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All now.

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All right.

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All right.

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Where's the freaking?

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There it is.

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Where is it?

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There it is.

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Oh, Maron.

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Maron.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Where do you see this thing?

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I'm about to post it before I can post this fucking thing.

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It's fucking delicious.

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People can see this.

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I can't believe that I know how to make this.

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You know what I mean?

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Like it takes so much time to get this right.

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But once you get it right, that's it.

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That's it.

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It's a wrap.

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It's a wrap.

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It's a wrap.

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Okay. There it is. I just posted that shit. Gotta take a fucking look. Oh my god. Look

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at that. No flops. No flops. Oh my god. The char, the crunch, the chew, the sweet, the

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and the arugula in there. Mm. Mm. Man.

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Oh my god. And the organic like grape tomatoes. Just an explosion of flavor. Absolute fire.

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Mm. Whoa. Oh, this is going on the menu. You know what I need? I need squash blossoms. Yeah.

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Look at that. See that? No flop. No flop. This is a Neapolitan style pizza that's got a very heavy

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piece of burrata on it. No flop, bitches. This is perfect. I have practiced this so much. I have

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made it very good. Mm. I'm going to show you guys how to make this on my cooking show.

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No flop. You know who can't say that, kitty? Kitty's got a lot of flop if you know what I mean.

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Mm. Mm. I've never used the co-burrata, not yet. It was the first time I used it. Oh yeah, the

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uni's broken in. It's the fucking shit. Look at the crust and everything. It's so much different.

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You got to have that consistent 850 heat all around. Mm. Mm. That's right. And I'm going to show you how to make pizza

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that don't make you fat because of the flour. It's all the flour. It's all the ingredients. You know.

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I eat a lot of American pizza, but the Neapolitan style has always been my favorite. And quite honestly, a lot of the pizza

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that all of us grew up on had like, later on, it had like bromades and bleach. I don't use any of that shit.

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Okay. It's been sitting there. Third slice. No flops. Mm-hmm. Maybe a very tiny one on the tip there, but this one is the

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biggest piece of cheese out of all of them. And it has been sitting there for a second, getting some moisture underneath it.

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So it's still pretty impressive structure. Mm-hmm. Very clean. You know, the flavors are so fucking clean.

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And you could separate. I guess I could. I'm not really a fan of balsamic. Right. You could put a balsamic glaze on this one, too.

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If you want to put a couple strawberries on here.

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Holy shit.

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Still holding up pretty good. A little bit in the tip, another piece of big cheese. But that's still holding up pretty nice.

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I'm sorry. I'm absolutely smashing a 12 inch pizza in front of you. But this is dinner.

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Well, I had some steak and lettuce wraps earlier, but wow.

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I didn't actually eat the whole thing.

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Oops.

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Wow. What an experience.

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That alarm was for the rumble. For me to cut off the rumble, it went a little long.

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I've had a warm day. Yes.

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But, you know, I've been doing some test shots and everything. And, you know, you guys were so great with the wish list, which is still open.

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But I have a lot of like new tripods and some lighting looks great.

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And I'm a bit of a perfectionist, but I'm just going to run it.

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But what I have to do for this first one, which is going to be the bread, I'm going to show you the bread, and it's going to be in a short.

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So I'm going to put out a few shorts.

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And then we'll do a live bread and butter show.

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And we'll do it live.

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We'll have a little CBD.

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So I thought the whole Trump Xi Jinping visit was going to be like at least 30 minutes, but it was not.

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So I just took down the street.

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Nobody do.

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Oh, yeah.

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Is it a lazy Susan?

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I've been watching a lot of shows and I'm kind of like I'm at the point where I feel like I have a hook.

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I have my hook.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, you got to get the right angle.

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Okay.

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And I can say in a home oven that goes only to like 500 Fahrenheit, something like that, you won't get the exact crust when I show you the pizza recipes.

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But you'll get it close.

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I'm going to show you how to make a couple of different kinds of pizzas with different kinds of dough.

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And then we're going to do bread, cinnamon rolls, a lot of baking to start it off.

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And then we'll get some of the steaks and pastas and risottos and stuff like that.

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I'm going to show you guys.

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I mean, I had a risotto video on this channel, but I'm going to redo it.

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My chicken catchatory video got like, I think like about 4,000 views.

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And this ain't even a cooking channel.

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So people really are hooked into the food stuff.

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Oh, vegan.

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I make a vegan pizza.

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It's a tomato pie.

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I could put a rugala on it.

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I mean, just like what I did right now, just without cheese.

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So I have a vegan option.

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Any of you guys vegans?

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So then I'm going to do it and then you put on your favorite vegan cheese or whatever the fuck.

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I can make cashew cheese, but it's a pain in the ass.

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I was just going off of like, I knew that these weirdos were watching the chat over there.

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So I basically saw people saying names in the chat and then I was like, hey, this person was in my chat.

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They fucking tipped me.

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They fucking, you know what I mean?

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So a lot of these people you see in the chats used to be ZDT fans, my friends.

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No, I look, I look at the plating.

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I like to see how different people plate things.

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If he's doing it like that, it's elegant.

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I'll look.

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I steal plating ideas all the time.

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Everybody does.

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Unless you like Eric Repail.

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So anyway, I would imagine that lit up their chat a little bit, which is funny.

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I mean, they're just so spurgy and fucking, you know, lack of self discipline and control and all that shit.

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Man, that pizza was so freaking good.

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That's going on the menu.

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Concentrate.

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Down.

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I mean, it's, it's hilarious.

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It's just such a, there's a, they, they're just wasting their time with this obsessive behavior.

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It's, you know, it's ridiculous.

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But the fact is, and let me just make this clear.

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All these chats, what they do in there is these idiots, the ones that insist that the conversation be about me in the chat, they do it in every chat.

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I own their chats.

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Their chats are mine.

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It's, it's, it's very clear.

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I don't make annoying noises when I eat, do I?

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I don't think I do.

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I don't like suck my teeth or anything.

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You got to make sure if you're doing a cooking show.

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I've seen some of these guys that do these food reviews and I just, some of them are real classy about the eating.

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Some of them just, they got the mic too close.

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Well, what about this?

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Well, what about that?

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Well, what about you getting some fucking medication and getting some mental health treatment?

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How about that?

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If you have watched me every single minute, every single hour for over 600 days, raise your hand.

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There you go.

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You're the ones that need the mental health.

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Fucking idiots.

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I mean seriously.

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Easily.

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If you're spurgey and you know it, clap your hands.

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If you're spurgy and you know it.

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Clap your hands.

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If you're spurgey and, you know it, and you just can't help but show it, if you're spurgy and, you know it.

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Clap your hands.

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There you go.

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There you go.

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Haha.

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Yes.

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of course I've had Italian everything that's what I'm saying Charlie is that

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why would I why would I want to stop them from giving me so much watch time

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over and over and over again run it back let's watch it again thank you

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watch what he says so we can get him get a fucking life how about that instead of

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and I'm not going to subpoena all of them I mean Jesus give me a break

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sit there run around trying to serve like a hundred people well not a hundred it's

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actually you could really put it down in like 10 or less of the ones that are

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really focused concentrated try-hards but the other ones really are just you

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know followers of whatever someone else says or tells them to say so most of

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them are just you know little little fucking parents so I got that going for

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me yeah let's just say the amount of subpoenas would be a dozen or less

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because some entities have more than one enterprise you know that kind of thing if

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that makes sense

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and it's so funny that people say

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I'm obsessed with other get the fuck out of here don't like I'm that I'm obsessed

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with these you know people just because I talk about these guys a little bit you

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know these are 40 fucking plus year old dudes that have watched me more than I've

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ever watched them Scott's probably fucking you know that's probably one

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of the ones that's watching right now where he's checking it out between here

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and boss slop you know what I mean and he says I don't he watches everything all

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the time I'm busy you know and I haven't been on as much because I'm putting

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this other show together so the schedule is going to be shifting a little

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well really well you know good for them good for them so so now it's just gonna

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be coming on and just being this whole nasty ad hominem getting themselves all

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worked up the gangster talk they're gonna talk about prison they're gonna talk

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about each one of their experiences they're gonna talk about when they were

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dealing drugs they're gonna talk about firearms and that somebody should be in

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front of one because of them and by the bit by the boom by the bat you know

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it's just the same fucking shit it's the same record man it's the same

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fucking record over and over again because they're stupid oh really really

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Charlie she is man okay no comment no comment on that one either but I made a

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funny cat ocean joke I said cat puddle I don't know if anybody caught that one

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cat puddle that's funny and you know I would say that and if she hears me say

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that she's gonna want to she's gonna want to like decapitate me you know what I

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mean she's like insane these people are just crazy I don't get it man I don't

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understand it I don't understand it but I find it to be fascinating

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and you know what am I gonna do if someone talks about me I'm interesting

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that's why they talk about me because they talk about me so much because they

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want to be me they want to get close to me and they don't know how right you

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all in here are civil people and can talk like human beings without getting

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all weird but again I am there I am their son I am their moon I am their God I am

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their everything when I was on my cruise they probably didn't know what to do with

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themselves well friend you always got your table here friends got a wrong table

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go ahead anything fun and interesting or is it pretty much the same broken record

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as usual and look at that I'm not listening I'm not watching it to me it's

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just like why would you watch a series of weirdos and alts just insult you like

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why would I look at that I'm good I'm good yeah I mean the reason I'm not

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listening to them is because I don't like them I don't like them and they're idiots

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and it's just the same shit this slow ass slop is gonna fucking take or whatever a

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bunch of pills smoke a bunch of blunts he's gonna not out because yeah oh only

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people on weed not out shut up it doesn't happen like that you on that

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house that hair on them opiates them barbiturates that at a van well by the

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way what he is doing right now Charlie if he is in fact doing that if he's

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seeking it out that's doxing the definition of doxing is maliciously

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seeking out someone's private information and posting it but just the

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seeking out just the looking all right just them trying to find or identify or

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whatever that is part of the definition of doxing so if he's doing it right now

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he's doxing that's part of the process that's the definition of doxing and

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they just don't know because they're fucking dumb you know I bet they've

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never even looked it up hey what's up

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what's up my trade

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nitrate look at my post and the pizza that I just ate that I just smashed I

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didn't eat all of it I didn't get all of it there was a lot left over I was just

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biting the good parts I probably took about 8-10 bites of that pizza if that

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big bites and it's only 12 inch pizza it's not like a fucking you know by the

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skype by yeah and like I said part you know just the seeking out of someone's

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information is doxing so if people are seeking it out so that they can talk

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about it or post it or put it online and it's really none of their fucking

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business you know it's really no there's no reason right that no

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reasonable person would be able to determine any possible motive for them to

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do that to somebody else that's the definition I don't give a fuck what they

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say right I actually have lawyers that I talked to I don't know I don't know

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if anybody knows that I have a couple of lawyers I have three okay I have

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three fucking lawyers and I asked them these questions

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we're gonna give you the night off night train we're gonna give you the night off

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you got the night off you know that I do know dishes so I'll just throw in a

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dishwasher it's not much I already I already cleaned everything up earlier all

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I got is like I got the cutting board and the peel and the proofing box at this

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point and like the tomato bowl and the spoon maybe a knife I'm good I got it you

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just relax there's a piece up there for you go ahead and grab it

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yes that's the burrata from Agio burrata and that one also has arugula and organic

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grape tomatoes oh it was so good man little basil just the contrast of the

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crunchy the hot the cold the sweet the tang of the tomato like it's all just you

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know and I put some red pepper on there so that a little kick it just like it just

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covers all of it you know what I mean and I finally figured it out what I just

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ate tastes like what I've had in fucking Naples

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there's a pizza place in Naples on Naples it's called Antica Antica pizzeria

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Antica Porta Alba and it has been open since the 1800s it actually started as

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a stand of the 1700s but then it became like a restaurant in the 1800s and that

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was the very first you know it's in the ever

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now I'm not saying that mine tastes like that but it is very very close very close

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and you know the thing about sobriety is it's not just stopping drinking you know

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it's it's changing your behavior and that's a process that takes time it

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yourself to say you know I want to feel better I want to be better I want to do

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better right so if you don't have that innate desire in your DNA then you'll

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always fail you know you'll always fail you'll always fall off the wagon

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because that's all you're on is a wagon it's just like dry drunk is a term that

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you may have heard before that just means somebody who doesn't drink and if

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you're someone who has a drinking problem now some people just can drink and then

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they don't drink and some people are just like that but if you have a problem

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with drinking and you don't change your behavior or find other people who

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don't drink and continue to have the same habits then you will fall back

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on your bad ones because that's the default you know oh Naples I get it yeah

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there's some nipple joke or something I haven't yeah that's I'm good I don't

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have to see the evidence I'll take your word for it if you don't I mean and you

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know as someone who has a soft spot for people trying to cover she's she's in a

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tough spot man she's got a lot of work to do she's got a lot of work to do she

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should just really pump the brakes on the internet and you know maybe go to some

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women's meetings because people are just gonna hit on her at you know co-ed

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meetings so she could unless she like sits with the ladies and stuff because

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there'll be some hardcore women in there who will you know do that kind of thing I

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you know why would you hit on people at a meeting right but I've seen it before

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and it's gross it's like people in there trying to get better they don't need to

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be fucking hit on bro and why would you want to hit on a woman in this

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meeting anyway alcoholic what are you doing you know like stop it oh yeah I use

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a I use a cup and char pepperoni actually nice cup and char

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oh the big pepperonis you don't like the cup and char you like the ones that cook

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into the pizza flat that means they have no skin or you know around them the

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cup and char as the skin burns off it cups up oh the big okay I get it thank you

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now I got you like I'm picking up what you're putting down all right but you

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know recovery is not easy but it's simple you only got to do a few things to

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get a lot better so as someone who is coming up on six years my only advice

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would be go to 90 meetings in 90 days for someone who's like you know it's like

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when you're coming back you gotta do 90 meetings in 90 days and you know if

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you're female find some women if you're if you're a fella find a few guys you

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can pal around with the meeting at the smoke breaks at the coffee breaks you

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know whatever it is and what I did when I I would go to meetings and I got

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commitments which means I would make the coffee or I would sweep or I would

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have you know do the chairs you know like that kind of shit whatever like

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anything to get out of when I was first I've been sober a couple times so I've

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I've done this before because relapse has definitely been part of my recovery

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doesn't have to be again but when I look back especially the first time I

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and I don't if they had five commitments open I would take them because I just

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wanted to fucking do something at that time so that I didn't have to be in my

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head and that's what that's for go move a pile of rocks around a couple times

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if you have to just do something else that's a task and you know you gotta

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build up I'm pretty fresh out of the fucking you know crews it's still not

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I'm still not quite you know recalibrated my friends and it takes

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time

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don't happen in one night everybody wants a bite

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games are back in Olympus careful that first steps it do see that first steps it

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do see do you guys hear her talk when she does that did you just hear her my

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Valk my Valkyrie

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yep and if you guys are going back and forth that's totally cool I know that

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look I just I don't I don't do it and I don't you know I don't sit here and

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try and control the chat and go oh don't go listen I'm sure it's very

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entertaining for you guys but for me it's like when they talk about me the

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viciousness in their voice is very very clear like if I was in the room with them

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they would try to hurt me you know what I'm saying and that's not my style I

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despise violence I will never throw the first punch ever I did once but I pushed

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the guy back and he reached around in his you know to his waistband and I just

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had to knock his ass out because I didn't know what he was going for and it

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was a knife so he was gonna pull out a knife and he did it with his right hand

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and I'm left-handed and I just went clang and he just dropped on the floor he was

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asleep before he hit it and then the cops came and they took him away in the

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ambulance and they charged him for having their concealed weapon and you

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know they said do you want to press charges they're like I think he's had

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enough I said I don't want to press charges he's gonna be he's gonna be

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eating through a straw for six weeks so and he got too close to me so I pushed

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him back the first time now what happened was when I pushed him he fell

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down right and he was much taller but when he reached he kind of dipped his

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head down a little bit as if he was gonna like rush me over that's the time

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that he got to do something gosh that was I had to be 25 years ago I don't

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get in bar fights or street fights that's so that was a very rare occasion it's like

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I think that's like the only you know that that kind of bar fight that I got

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in other bar fights I was just trying to get the fuck out of the place you know I

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had no beef with any of it but people start swinging and shit starts flying

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around I don't want to be in that something's gonna hit me in the head or

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the eyeball you know what I mean or am I nuts I'm not doing that I'm not doing

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that I'm now I'm leaving but you know people get drunk and shit happens in a

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city it's mostly like fucking tourists or bridge and tunnel people who live out

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in like Riverside and you know not in the actual city it's just wait things go so I

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left the post not the last one but the one before that has the pizza and the

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pasta now I've asked you to put recipes and dishes in there you know so go ahead

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and if you want to see me cook something that I'm gonna start taking

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suggestions from you guys and I'm gonna cook it on the show you know and I

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might save that like I'll pick one out for like the live show but I it's got

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to be something that I could make within an hour because the live shows aren't gonna

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be very long you haven't heard bridge and tunnel people in a while it's the East

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Coast term but you know I use it here because it's true it's the same thing

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there's it's bridges and tunnels that's definitely a New York term

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but I'm gonna knock out and you guys go ahead and enjoy yourself