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[SPEAKER_01]: Yo.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yo, yo, yo.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see this glow?

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[SPEAKER_00]: 300 glow, dude.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My boss's fucking chin fucking stream.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That chin looks like a fucking saddle, I'm telling you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like a saddle.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a shovel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That 300 glow guy was hysterical.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was fucking hilarious.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, boss is so fucking dumb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't have wit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't have any wit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What's going on, everybody?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My trained sister, Nikki.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Charlie.

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[SPEAKER_01]: them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Imagine calling suburban women your ops.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What a gangster.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yo, they my ops.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They my ops.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Really?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What a fucking, I know, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What a clown.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's hilarious.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they have

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[SPEAKER_00]: They have gone around all the bases of Low Cal.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They are no different than Cyrax.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No different than Scott Rogers, the guy who thinks he's a fucking Power Ranger, Spider-Man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: uh you know bruce bannon i know he's the same as cyrax boss racks boss racks there's gonna be a meme

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I rest.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's funny, his brain looks so much smaller.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But you know, boss is all chin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's all chin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No potatoes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No sides.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's...

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, in a way, Boss thinks he's a Power Ranger.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He thinks he's some kind of, you know, vigilante, superhero, fucking, you know, fucking chin, double chin, back joker, back bitch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Prank.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The only thing Boss is missing is fucking a puka shell necklace.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's all he needs.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He needs them puka shells instead of the fake chain.

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[SPEAKER_00]: For like, full brothers, chains are very important.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So chains to him would maybe be half as important.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, like for someone like Mr. Black, you know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So for him and, you know, the other guy, they're they're fake gold chains.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're fucking 24 karat aluminum.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who went live, fat boy or the chin?

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[SPEAKER_00]: The chin went live?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, look at that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Came out from under his hole.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at that, see?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's easy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so I hope he has another song.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see if he sets a record for putting together a sentence.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You fucking don't.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And basically, if he doesn't talk about me or let his chat talk about me, he's got no show.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He got no audience.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So you're welcome, loser.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Lick my fucking boots, bitch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Shine my shoes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Go get your shine box.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This could this could be this could be fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me guess, a bunch of women are his ops.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Boy, what a tough guy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I only go after suburban women as my ops.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't mind my own business.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to the Boss Talks Podcast where we don't look at our cue points the same way as other people do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Your mama so old her birth certificate says expired.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Got him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Your mama so slow takes her eight hours to watch 60 minutes, bitch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's one of my favorite ones.

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[SPEAKER_00]: 30 minutes in the sunlight would burn him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It would burn him to ashes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It would melt him like a vampire.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yo mama so fat, her belt size is equator.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We used to do dozens all the time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yo mama so fat, she use a billboard for a name tag.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Rickets.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Looks like he sleeps in a fucking morgue.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I slept in my steel box last night.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, actually all day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't let the light hit me too much.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And see, you know, these people are too stupid to have any comebacks that are intelligent or witty or funny and they have to go to some kind of ghoulish gobliny fucking whatever because that lacks intelligence that lacks wit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did I say intelligence because it lacks that twice.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, I don't think he realized what a Twinkie looks like.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't realize what a Twinkie looks like.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He is Boss Twink.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you, we're going to do a meme of him in a little leather vest and some chaps and a little leather hat and some gloves.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to really village people them up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He loves them chaps.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And just like this situation with this 300 glow guy, the 300 glow guy was actually funny and witty and, you know, like,

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[SPEAKER_00]: Boss is not smart enough to handle a situation like that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's just too dumb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he can sit there and spurg out and talk about what he's gonna... Go ahead, come near me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I told you, pepper spray and jail.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not gonna fucking throw fucking hands with this idiot.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What, am I getting paid?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, pepper spray.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's the answer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you come near me, pepper spray.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Right in your mouth.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I won't miss with that chin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I won't miss with that pepper spray with that chin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's very upset that he is as dumb as he is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I guess somebody got triggered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm not even going to bother watching him or the chat or whatever the fuck they say.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just know that they're probably it's like a fucking it's like a pool of piranhas over there right now.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just guessing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's like a pool of piranhas.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All trying to get in like the better line about me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, he does this, he does that, boss chats, his chat's open now all the fucking, all the little fucking baboons can come out of their cages and go to his chat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are the boss, oh see we've got some boss, there's a couple boss slobs watching.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Boss slob, squarepants, boss slob.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey boss, why are you so fucking stupid?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you such a low IQ bitch who cries in the back of police cars?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What happened there?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are they all worked up yet, saying weird shit?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not watching the chat, not listening.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I know you're watching me and listening, so enjoy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Enjoy, you miserable fucktards.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How was that fucking cup of soup dinner you got at the old gas station?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what we'll send boss?

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll send boss some Kleenex.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How about we send him some boxes of Kleenex?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Christ.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what you need a plunger for?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Your fucking nose, bro.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you plunge that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Fucking mouth breather.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Your mama so black she sweat fudge.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Is he?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's funny.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That is funny to me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Cuz I'm a shooter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a shooter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Right into that glory hole.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Right in that glory hole that gay bar on the doorman at.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's my job.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't sell no pocket pussies there though.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't sell no pocket pussies at my gay doorman job.

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[SPEAKER_00]: they call me the nutcracker because of my because of my giant chin walnuts say say nutcracker boss nutcracker boss nutcracker wait that's the right one

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Boss Nutcracker and his little sugar.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He really does look like a nutcracker.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, no joke.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He does look like a nutcracker.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at, look at it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to do a side by side of the nutcracker in this motherfucker.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know if that's from the nutcracker.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It sounds like it is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Boss Nutcracker, cracking them nuts.

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[SPEAKER_00]: D's nuts.

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[SPEAKER_01]: ZDT's nuts.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are they all screaming and punching wildly into the air?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You want me to turn it up a little bit?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because we're like a floor.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Nice.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Go live and worship your king.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kneel before ZDT.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Peasants.

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[SPEAKER_00]: With a chin like that, Boss's parents might have been cousins.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about a sword fight, but him and DOA could probably get a little carrot fight going.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the fat man is on too?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, were they gonna play their little videos about me?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who gives a shit?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who gives a shit?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Frickin' frack.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Laurel and hardly Laurel and hardly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can use that chin for a fucking ashtray.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Put golf balls on that motherfucker for what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Perhaps I'll engage the camera.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you gonna do, boss?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you gonna do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you gonna do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you come up with something, anything?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you come up with something, anything intelligent, anything at all?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Try, come on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You'll get through this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The chat with the collective IQ of four.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Congratulations.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they should do a fucking show.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they have before, but.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey boss, when's the last sale that your wife had for the underwear?

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[SPEAKER_00]: For the slimy, for the slimy disgusting underwear that she sells online?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that true?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean I heard.

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[SPEAKER_00]: When was the last time she made a sale?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And let me ask you another question.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How much are they?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are there different categories of these underwear that she sells?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Does she sell socks?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you do that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: How about a beret?

213
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,001
[SPEAKER_00]: Will she do a beret?

214
00:33:40,990 --> 00:33:53,256
[SPEAKER_00]: Did we ever figure out how much the, you know, the nasty, filthy, you know.

215
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,621
[SPEAKER_00]: Like how many of those does she have to sell?

216
00:34:07,822 --> 00:34:09,143
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think she's selling a lot of them.

217
00:34:14,214 --> 00:34:15,254
[SPEAKER_00]: That's just what I heard.

218
00:34:18,255 --> 00:34:19,995
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if it's not true, I'll retract it.

219
00:34:21,576 --> 00:34:22,856
[SPEAKER_00]: But just say it's not true.

220
00:34:23,456 --> 00:34:24,937
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'll be like, hey, I was wrong.

221
00:34:26,557 --> 00:34:27,237
[SPEAKER_00]: I heard wrong.

222
00:34:51,259 --> 00:34:54,841
[SPEAKER_00]: Hands-free I'm really not watching anything.

223
00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:57,321
[SPEAKER_00]: I just it's like it's Groundhog Day.

224
00:34:57,761 --> 00:35:10,665
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to You don't have to be watching to know exactly what's happening It's the same thing as it's ever been over and over and over again There's no there's no content.

225
00:35:10,705 --> 00:35:18,988
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no talent, you know It's just people that bring all of their alts to watch on all of their devices

226
00:35:21,774 --> 00:35:22,734
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's all there is to it.

227
00:35:23,835 --> 00:35:25,035
[SPEAKER_00]: And some of them are watching here.

228
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:37,960
[SPEAKER_00]: Of course.

229
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,021
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even need to watch it.

230
00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:42,901
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I said.

231
00:35:44,262 --> 00:35:47,583
[SPEAKER_00]: Anytime I've looked, it's been the same shit over and over again.

232
00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:50,404
[SPEAKER_00]: The same fucking people say the exact same fucking thing.

233
00:35:51,645 --> 00:35:52,586
[SPEAKER_00]: It's no different.

234
00:35:55,429 --> 00:35:57,972
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's why shit little channels like that never grow.

235
00:35:58,012 --> 00:36:03,818
[SPEAKER_00]: They never find even a little niche that they can work to their advantage.

236
00:36:08,743 --> 00:36:11,626
[SPEAKER_00]: They're just sad little goblins.

237
00:36:29,032 --> 00:36:29,754
[SPEAKER_00]: But we'll see.

238
00:36:29,774 --> 00:36:37,371
[SPEAKER_00]: Because some of you dumb fucks are going to get some subpoenas and that's going to that's what it's really going to get interesting.

239
00:36:38,153 --> 00:36:38,835
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you that.

240
00:36:50,047 --> 00:36:56,292
[SPEAKER_00]: Because when I throw the fucking heater on this one, you ain't gonna be able to get a stick on it.

241
00:36:56,312 --> 00:36:57,132
[SPEAKER_00]: 100%.

242
00:36:57,292 --> 00:36:58,033
[SPEAKER_00]: Can't wait.

243
00:36:58,313 --> 00:36:59,034
[SPEAKER_00]: Gonna be fun.

244
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:11,883
[SPEAKER_00]: And since boss has connected himself to this shit show, well...

245
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,780
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you going to do, boss?

246
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:41,622
[SPEAKER_00]: Get a ticket from Dead It and come out here and come up to me and get pepper sprayed?

247
00:37:50,644 --> 00:37:54,045
[SPEAKER_00]: Because that's what's going to happen, because there's no reason for you to be anywhere near me.

248
00:37:54,665 --> 00:37:55,965
[SPEAKER_00]: Please don't.

249
00:37:56,305 --> 00:37:57,246
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to smell that.

250
00:37:58,566 --> 00:38:01,807
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want to catch that Habsburg inbred chin either.

251
00:38:02,407 --> 00:38:02,607
[SPEAKER_00]: Oof.

252
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:07,390
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like he's dying.

253
00:38:24,396 --> 00:38:30,158
[SPEAKER_00]: ZDT this that, tiny, tiny, tibby, tiny, tibby, tibby, whatever.

254
00:38:33,416 --> 00:39:00,140
[SPEAKER_00]: Tiny Timmy futon futon futon futon Timmy Timmy Timmy what tiny oh boy Now some of yous are fine, but some of yous have taken too much interest in my privacy for far too long for me to tolerate it any longer so Hmm

255
00:39:05,182 --> 00:39:10,778
[SPEAKER_00]: Scott is so scared that people are going to hear what other people have to say about him, even if it's boss's chat.

256
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:12,944
[SPEAKER_00]: You know?

257
00:39:32,643 --> 00:39:58,452
[SPEAKER_00]: Lord of the dead flies Now do you guys happen to see anything new or original going on over there, you know It's the same fucking shitty like he doesn't know how to use the cameras the mic.

258
00:39:58,492 --> 00:39:59,272
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't know how to

259
00:40:00,035 --> 00:40:21,889
[SPEAKER_00]: do really fuck all much of anything other than sit there and shit on people which hey it's the internet you know what do you do but he's just not smart enough to to engage in an intelligent back and forth even if it's you know just some dozens shit he's not smart enough none of them are

260
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:09,060
[SPEAKER_00]: This pizza place is killing it.

261
00:41:10,221 --> 00:41:11,062
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna go try it.

262
00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:23,755
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a pizza place in LA that's like number 50 in the USA or something like that.

263
00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:25,197
[SPEAKER_00]: But they make the Neapolitan style.

264
00:41:37,522 --> 00:41:43,166
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, Scott should be probably very concerned about the pulmarias.

265
00:41:47,268 --> 00:41:51,370
[SPEAKER_00]: The pulmaria, let me say it a hundred more times the wrong way.

266
00:41:54,072 --> 00:41:55,273
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys are fucking idiots.

267
00:41:59,449 --> 00:42:00,970
[SPEAKER_00]: And you're always going to lose.

268
00:42:01,390 --> 00:42:02,631
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm not saying to me.

269
00:42:03,111 --> 00:42:05,052
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying in life, you're losers.

270
00:42:05,092 --> 00:42:06,172
[SPEAKER_00]: You're always going to lose.

271
00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:20,459
[SPEAKER_00]: You're never going to have anything that is a real true value of any kind of win that you could take to heart and go, hey, I really left it all on the field on this one.

272
00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:27,663
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah.

273
00:42:52,721 --> 00:42:53,862
[SPEAKER_00]: I got high ceilings.

274
00:42:54,442 --> 00:42:55,563
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me just tell you something, dude.

275
00:42:55,863 --> 00:43:00,166
[SPEAKER_00]: I could fit three of your places in to my ceilings.

276
00:43:02,808 --> 00:43:04,969
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if you want to just get to where ceilings are.

277
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:16,800
[SPEAKER_00]: I just took two.

278
00:43:35,007 --> 00:43:36,027
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's in vertical.

279
00:43:38,508 --> 00:43:39,829
[SPEAKER_00]: He thinks that's going to work for him.

280
00:43:39,849 --> 00:43:42,890
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

281
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:55,949
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's like five things that I see him do that really limit his reach on what he's doing.

282
00:43:57,389 --> 00:43:58,329
[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm not going to tell him.

283
00:44:10,453 --> 00:44:11,433
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, pizza cone.

284
00:44:12,713 --> 00:44:13,193
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw that.

285
00:44:15,414 --> 00:44:16,174
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a pizza cone.

286
00:44:18,618 --> 00:44:28,908
[SPEAKER_00]: And then there's another place that does the pizza cone, but then they'll put like, you know, spaghetti bolognese, fettuccine alfredo, they'll put it in the cone.

287
00:44:28,948 --> 00:44:30,990
[SPEAKER_00]: So you eat the pasta and the pizza.

288
00:44:31,050 --> 00:44:35,794
[SPEAKER_00]: What a fucking, what an Italian treat that is.

289
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:43,662
[SPEAKER_00]: What's not working the vertical?

290
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,508
[SPEAKER_00]: He's trying to do a vertical stream?

291
00:45:02,373 --> 00:45:03,093
[SPEAKER_00]: Such dummies.

292
00:45:09,159 --> 00:45:10,120
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's hilarious.

293
00:45:11,561 --> 00:45:13,863
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, you know, he's a fucking idiot.

294
00:45:14,163 --> 00:45:14,744
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you gonna do?

295
00:45:24,704 --> 00:45:28,666
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I do vertical multiple screens, multiple, you know.

296
00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:31,747
[SPEAKER_00]: Just chopping through it different.

297
00:45:33,008 --> 00:45:37,050
[SPEAKER_00]: Different places, different stuff, different things all going on at the same time.

298
00:45:39,051 --> 00:45:39,731
[SPEAKER_00]: He's too dumb.

299
00:45:42,232 --> 00:45:48,195
[SPEAKER_00]: And he says, oh, because I don't do streaming, bro, haven't you been on YouTube for like years?

300
00:45:49,236 --> 00:45:52,097
[SPEAKER_00]: You think you should know how to fucking balance your fucking

301
00:45:52,761 --> 00:45:59,904
[SPEAKER_00]: Camera with your shitty green screen Don't you think you should at least know that by now like you dumb fuck.

302
00:46:00,484 --> 00:46:02,065
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like the simplest shit, dude.

303
00:46:02,325 --> 00:46:17,472
[SPEAKER_00]: You're stupid ah Dumb as a bag of fucking hammers And Scott ain't no better

304
00:46:45,727 --> 00:46:47,492
[SPEAKER_00]: Is he moving his mouth with the chat?

305
00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:51,443
[SPEAKER_00]: Is he moving his mouth when he's trying to silently read the chat?

306
00:46:51,704 --> 00:46:53,007
[SPEAKER_00]: And is he moving his lips?

307
00:47:24,436 --> 00:47:25,281
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Boss Slop.

308
00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:26,910
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how things works.

309
00:49:34,612 --> 00:49:57,564
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, Nikki got some, she got some takeout, some pepperoni, one of the white base pizzas, roasted tomatoes, arugula, and it's the cup and char pepperoni, and a plain margarita, roasted garlic, and a big thing of bolognese sauce, and a nice container of tomatoes.

310
00:49:58,844 --> 00:49:59,044
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

311
00:49:59,585 --> 00:50:03,687
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and a panuzzo, which is like the folded over

312
00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:29,019
[SPEAKER_00]: Pizza sandwich thing that I was showing you guys if you guys are watching that So you had a nice oh and the chicken cutlets yeah the chicken cutlets I

313
00:50:34,030 --> 00:50:39,200
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she got the whole takeout, the Platinum Elite package.

314
00:51:02,454 --> 00:51:03,895
[SPEAKER_00]: I made chicken cutlets, yeah.

315
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:05,075
[SPEAKER_00]: The works.

316
00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:06,476
[SPEAKER_00]: The works, bro.

317
00:51:08,197 --> 00:51:17,402
[SPEAKER_00]: And inside the penuzzo, I melted some sharp provolone, some sharp imported provolone, and that sharp imported provolone, that's something.

318
00:51:18,222 --> 00:51:22,145
[SPEAKER_00]: I think the next thing that I want to try inside one of these things is Telleggio.

319
00:51:22,945 --> 00:51:30,429
[SPEAKER_00]: Telleggio is like a melty, soft Italian cheese, kind of like Brie.

320
00:51:31,142 --> 00:51:34,608
[SPEAKER_00]: Kind of like the same consistency as a French brie, but it's just delicious.

321
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:03,728
you

322
00:56:39,492 --> 00:56:41,273
[SPEAKER_00]: God, she is so thirsty.

323
00:56:45,675 --> 00:56:50,316
[SPEAKER_00]: She is so thirsty, just trying to put everybody off the track of asking questions about her.

324
00:56:50,376 --> 00:56:50,917
[SPEAKER_00]: The Milker.

325
00:56:51,837 --> 00:56:53,858
[SPEAKER_00]: The Milker of the PDFs.

326
00:57:08,628 --> 00:57:13,490
[SPEAKER_00]: She the milker, she's a real milker, milker.

327
00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:21,593
[SPEAKER_00]: She the milker, you know, she can hang on to, like she could jump up and grab a rope.

328
00:57:26,155 --> 00:57:27,715
[SPEAKER_00]: And she can swing from that rope.

329
00:57:27,755 --> 00:57:29,156
[SPEAKER_00]: Those choppers are strong.

330
00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:32,277
[SPEAKER_00]: They look, they look sparse, but they strong.

331
00:58:09,290 --> 00:58:12,052
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you know that she can eat plankton?

332
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:20,878
[SPEAKER_00]: She just, she just rushes a bunch of water through that fucking face of hers.

333
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:21,798
[SPEAKER_00]: Oof.

334
00:58:22,939 --> 00:58:29,863
[SPEAKER_00]: God, what a torturous fucking life it would be to be that ugly, you know?

335
00:58:34,346 --> 00:58:38,649
[SPEAKER_00]: The only thing that will be worse is if she was pretty and she fell into like a thing of like,

336
00:58:39,493 --> 00:58:42,815
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, joker, fucking battery acid or whatever.

337
00:58:43,235 --> 00:58:48,718
[SPEAKER_00]: That would be the only thing that would be worse than being ugly like that your whole life.

338
00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:50,239
[SPEAKER_00]: It would be being pretty.

339
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,941
[SPEAKER_00]: And then, you know, something happened.

340
00:59:07,389 --> 00:59:08,290
[SPEAKER_01]: She can catch a fish.

341
00:59:29,035 --> 00:59:43,021
[SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't need to use her hands.

342
00:59:43,081 --> 00:59:43,901
[SPEAKER_00]: My eyes water.

343
00:59:44,021 --> 00:59:45,442
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she is that ugly.

344
00:59:45,502 --> 00:59:46,583
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like ammonia.

345
00:59:47,363 --> 00:59:50,684
[SPEAKER_00]: Looking at her is like putting your face in ammonia.

346
00:59:51,305 --> 00:59:52,025
[SPEAKER_00]: Just looking at her.

347
00:59:56,075 --> 00:59:56,915
[SPEAKER_00]: chi-monia.

348
01:01:16,290 --> 01:01:18,251
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it sounds like Fatboy's sadfishing.

349
01:01:27,415 --> 01:01:33,778
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, please feel sorry for me even though I'm a piece of shit that terrorizes people, eeeh.

350
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:39,120
[SPEAKER_00]: He was raising broaches, that's funny.

351
01:01:47,217 --> 01:01:50,339
[SPEAKER_00]: Chi looks like she got kicked in the face by a unicorn.

352
01:01:57,624 --> 01:01:58,505
[SPEAKER_00]: Right in the fucking.

353
01:02:01,287 --> 01:02:02,307
[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, am I right?

354
01:02:02,407 --> 01:02:08,291
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like the only thing that that is worse than being that ugly is being pretty than being ugly.

355
01:02:08,311 --> 01:02:09,973
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't think that's what happened to Chi.

356
01:02:10,413 --> 01:02:13,715
[SPEAKER_00]: She's always been ugly and she's always been angry about it.

357
01:02:14,756 --> 01:02:15,036
[SPEAKER_00]: You know,

358
01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:29,596
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and there was plenty for her to do in the school play when she was growing up.

359
01:02:29,676 --> 01:02:39,147
[SPEAKER_00]: A bush, she could be a bush, a shrub, you know, a rake, any, you know, run-of-the-mill garden tool.

360
01:03:23,098 --> 01:03:36,540
[SPEAKER_00]: get some nice rigatones for those uh for that bolognese there nicky rigatoni or a tagliatelle or a bouquetine

361
01:04:43,513 --> 01:04:56,498
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and if you didn't hang those flyers I wouldn't be sitting here, you know Talking about what a fat-ass little dick piece of shit this fucking loser is but alas he decided and

362
01:04:57,823 --> 01:05:02,489
[SPEAKER_00]: What I'm saying is from what someone else said.

363
01:05:02,990 --> 01:05:05,012
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh well.

364
01:05:06,735 --> 01:05:11,921
[SPEAKER_00]: And I certainly ain't putting out flyers about it, but it would be funny if somebody did.

365
01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:15,666
[SPEAKER_00]: You know.

366
01:05:24,942 --> 01:05:26,683
[SPEAKER_00]: But I just heard him for like five seconds.

367
01:05:26,703 --> 01:05:31,704
[SPEAKER_00]: He said he just is right where he deserves to be.

368
01:05:31,724 --> 01:05:51,910
[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, he sits there and, you know,

369
01:05:53,356 --> 01:06:14,683
[SPEAKER_00]: says all the thing why should anybody give a shit about him and nobody really does you know they just have to keep their soap opera low cow going and keep him greased up all oiled up and pretty for the show where's my cattle

370
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:18,175
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I just heard this and I can't confirm or deny it, but I heard David B's mother was a prostitute.

371
01:07:20,317 --> 01:07:21,778
[SPEAKER_00]: That's just what I heard.

372
01:07:22,319 --> 01:07:23,360
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it's true.

373
01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:31,107
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it's true.

374
01:07:41,694 --> 01:07:45,057
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man, I'm biting my fucking tongue right now.

375
01:07:45,137 --> 01:07:48,379
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you, boy, I am biting my tongue.

376
01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:50,200
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm just going to say it.

377
01:07:54,484 --> 01:07:55,804
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm just going to say it.

378
01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:03,750
[SPEAKER_00]: I heard David B. rents his wife out on Craigslist.

379
01:08:04,070 --> 01:08:05,492
[SPEAKER_00]: That's just what I heard.

380
01:08:06,452 --> 01:08:07,893
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it's true.

381
01:08:08,013 --> 01:08:10,115
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone just said it in a chat.

382
01:08:14,910 --> 01:08:20,171
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't say it, but I did see it in the chat.

383
01:08:20,232 --> 01:08:21,832
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, blink twice if you need help.

384
01:08:40,837 --> 01:08:42,258
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I remember what chat?

385
01:08:42,518 --> 01:08:43,678
[SPEAKER_01]: There's so many of them.

386
01:09:22,661 --> 01:09:27,324
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, you know, he's got to, he's got to bring in a lot of extra, uh, a lot of extra cash.

387
01:09:27,384 --> 01:09:29,645
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got to bring in some income to get it over to him.

388
01:09:31,106 --> 01:09:40,991
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, I just, you know, look, I heard it right.

389
01:09:41,032 --> 01:09:41,692
[SPEAKER_00]: It does know.

390
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:56,325
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, is that trafficking David B.

391
01:10:45,923 --> 01:10:56,410
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking over at their chat and she says Hold on she says

392
01:10:57,750 --> 01:11:21,035
[SPEAKER_00]: there's a mariachi dj in the background in my neighborhood of course there is because you live in a fucking ghetto and the only place that a fucking mariachi band is playing after midnight is the fucking ghetto of course there's a mariachi fucking dj because you live in the ghetto jesus christ that's not something to brag about

393
01:11:33,249 --> 01:11:34,831
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not even gonna look at Slop's chat.

394
01:11:36,552 --> 01:11:38,034
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not gonna watch it, I'm not gonna look at it.

395
01:11:39,235 --> 01:11:42,758
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not worth my time, but Chi is something else.

396
01:11:45,381 --> 01:11:57,213
[SPEAKER_00]: Like who else, what other shit fucking neighborhood would have a fucking Mariachi DJ after fucking, fucking mid fucking night?

397
01:11:58,507 --> 01:12:02,969
[SPEAKER_00]: On a Saturday in L.A. What fucking kind of place.

398
01:12:03,269 --> 01:12:04,590
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what kind of place that is?

399
01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:12,834
[SPEAKER_00]: These are yards that have spare tires, old fucking old bicycles, fucking old cars and bric-a-brac and all this fucking shit.

400
01:12:13,194 --> 01:12:14,015
[SPEAKER_00]: It's disgusting.

401
01:12:38,027 --> 01:12:41,290
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what do you think that is?

402
01:12:52,822 --> 01:12:55,204
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you ever hear my idea for a cereal?

403
01:12:56,190 --> 01:12:58,251
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll be a, it's called Mexi Chex.

404
01:12:58,532 --> 01:13:00,593
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the cereal that looks like your backyard.

405
01:13:00,713 --> 01:13:16,843
[SPEAKER_00]: And instead of like the blue clovers and the fucking, you know, whatever purple horseshoes that are in the Lucky Charms, Mexi Chex is very much like Lucky Charms, but it has old fucking tires, old fucked up bikes and fucking mannequin parts and shit, you know?

406
01:13:18,224 --> 01:13:22,167
[SPEAKER_00]: Mexi Chex, the cereal that looks like your backyard.

407
01:13:30,955 --> 01:13:42,418
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, seriously, any place that has a mariachi DJ pass sock in midnight may as well be fucking Tijuana.

408
01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:52,341
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's not great, it's not a great place, great people, great food, you know, a lot of great people, not a great place, right?

409
01:13:53,402 --> 01:13:54,002
[SPEAKER_00]: Like Lebanon.

410
01:14:23,217 --> 01:14:27,479
[SPEAKER_00]: a f***in Maruyachi DJ.

411
01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:28,560
[SPEAKER_00]: What?

412
01:14:37,984 --> 01:14:39,005
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like, if you...

413
01:14:40,386 --> 01:14:44,668
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, if you live in LA and you hear a rooster, you live in a hood.

414
01:14:45,088 --> 01:14:46,249
[SPEAKER_00]: There ain't no farms here.

415
01:14:46,269 --> 01:14:48,550
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, there ain't no farms in LA.

416
01:14:49,488 --> 01:14:53,933
[SPEAKER_00]: You gotta go outside LA to real farms where, yes, that's where a rooster should be.

417
01:14:54,834 --> 01:15:02,884
[SPEAKER_00]: A rooster should not be in a fucking neighborhood, but I'm telling you, there's one within 20 feet of that fucking mariachi DJ.

418
01:15:03,204 --> 01:15:03,985
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a rooster.

419
01:15:04,546 --> 01:15:04,666
[SPEAKER_00]: 100%.

420
01:15:04,686 --> 01:15:04,846
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay?

421
01:15:20,463 --> 01:15:25,495
[SPEAKER_00]: Another sign you live in an absolutely trash, shit-fucking neighborhood.

422
01:15:25,575 --> 01:15:26,216
[SPEAKER_00]: Not chickens.

423
01:15:27,118 --> 01:15:27,619
[SPEAKER_00]: Roosters.

424
01:15:57,262 --> 01:15:58,203
[SPEAKER_01]: It'll wing stop.

425
01:16:15,175 --> 01:16:17,597
[SPEAKER_00]: I've woken up in a neighborhood or two with a rooster.

426
01:16:20,019 --> 01:16:22,240
[SPEAKER_00]: And I wanted to put it on a fucking grill.

427
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:23,021
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay?

428
01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:26,023
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I wanted to do with the fucking rooster.

429
01:16:27,387 --> 01:16:39,155
[SPEAKER_00]: Unless I'm out in the country, at a farm, ranch, something of this nature, which I've been to before with roosters, when you're out there, it is lovely.

430
01:16:39,295 --> 01:16:44,338
[SPEAKER_00]: It is just part of your farm life, an actual farm, right?

431
01:16:45,019 --> 01:16:46,580
[SPEAKER_00]: Not a spare tire farm.

432
01:16:52,143 --> 01:16:54,505
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to see how some of these people are living now.

433
01:16:55,105 --> 01:16:55,906
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.

434
01:16:57,909 --> 01:16:58,810
[SPEAKER_00]: shopping carts.

435
01:16:59,730 --> 01:17:02,491
[SPEAKER_00]: That's another thing that's in the Mexi checks is the shopping carts.

436
01:17:07,274 --> 01:17:11,236
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to make a whole line of racist cereals.

437
01:17:24,117 --> 01:17:29,159
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll make them for Italians, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, I'll do it all.

438
01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:31,180
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a whole series.

439
01:17:33,381 --> 01:17:35,362
[SPEAKER_01]: Of racist cereals.

440
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:38,143
[SPEAKER_00]: That's fucking hysterical.

441
01:17:40,284 --> 01:17:41,244
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.

442
01:17:45,386 --> 01:17:46,386
[SPEAKER_00]: Raisin clan.

443
01:17:50,047 --> 01:17:51,168
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, things like that.

444
01:17:53,613 --> 01:18:01,395
[SPEAKER_00]: I got a million of them.

445
01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:12,497
[SPEAKER_00]: Boo-berry, but let's put a couple more letters on the front of that.

446
01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:17,218
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to offend anybody.

447
01:18:17,258 --> 01:18:19,598
[SPEAKER_00]: People will buy the shit out of this cereal, I'm telling you.

448
01:18:21,827 --> 01:18:23,608
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll be healthy, you know.

449
01:18:36,871 --> 01:18:38,712
[SPEAKER_00]: And everybody's going to have their stereotypes.

450
01:18:38,732 --> 01:18:41,372
[SPEAKER_00]: The Italians are going to be grease, grease ball.

451
01:18:41,693 --> 01:18:43,413
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's going to be pizzas in there.

452
01:18:43,453 --> 01:18:50,355
[SPEAKER_00]: There's going to be, you know, frickin gold chains and sweatsuits and things like that in that cereal.

453
01:18:53,420 --> 01:18:56,682
[SPEAKER_00]: But you know, one thing that will be missing from the black cereal is a father.

454
01:18:58,023 --> 01:18:59,304
[SPEAKER_00]: But thank you.

455
01:18:59,684 --> 01:19:00,805
[SPEAKER_00]: See, that's a good joke.

456
01:19:01,065 --> 01:19:01,686
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a clean.

457
01:19:01,746 --> 01:19:04,147
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a clean joke you could use on a public stage.

458
01:19:04,628 --> 01:19:06,969
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody would be offended at a comedy club about that.

459
01:19:07,029 --> 01:19:10,092
[SPEAKER_00]: If anybody heard that is offended, don't go to comedy clubs.

460
01:19:11,933 --> 01:19:13,694
[SPEAKER_00]: You fucking have a complete meltdown.

461
01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:21,980
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not messing with the Irish.

462
01:19:36,546 --> 01:19:38,707
[SPEAKER_00]: People will buy the hell out of these cereals.

463
01:19:42,029 --> 01:19:45,751
[SPEAKER_00]: People buy cigarettes, okay, with skulls and crossbones on them.

464
01:19:46,812 --> 01:19:47,352
[SPEAKER_00]: On the pack.

465
01:19:48,132 --> 01:19:48,913
[SPEAKER_00]: They'll still buy it.

466
01:20:01,018 --> 01:20:05,123
[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean, I'm someone who actually goes to comedy clubs and watches comedians.

467
01:20:05,984 --> 01:20:16,415
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm telling you, I am fucking I am like PG-13 compared to some of the, you know, some comics that are around now.

468
01:20:16,735 --> 01:20:19,959
[SPEAKER_00]: But I don't know why people get so bent out of shape about what I say.

469
01:20:20,039 --> 01:20:21,340
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, go to a comedy club.

470
01:20:21,981 --> 01:20:22,642
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.

471
01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:35,899
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to leave the Irish alone.

472
01:20:35,919 --> 01:20:59,647
[SPEAKER_00]: That is funny.

473
01:20:59,707 --> 01:21:01,827
[SPEAKER_00]: That is really very funny.

474
01:21:08,481 --> 01:21:11,463
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, everybody's got to be able to laugh at themselves.

475
01:21:11,503 --> 01:21:20,911
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you can't laugh at yourself, if you can't laugh at, you know, race jokes and fucking any, if you can't laugh at jokes, then there's something wrong with you.

476
01:21:21,832 --> 01:21:25,374
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, if you don't like the humor, then stop listening to the jokes.

477
01:21:30,058 --> 01:21:31,019
[SPEAKER_00]: But jokes are jokes.

478
01:21:41,613 --> 01:21:43,935
[SPEAKER_00]: The one thing that's not in the box is a father.

479
01:21:44,596 --> 01:21:46,798
[SPEAKER_00]: That is fucking good.

480
01:21:47,779 --> 01:21:49,060
[SPEAKER_00]: That is fantastic.

481
01:21:57,369 --> 01:21:58,670
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to make fun of everybody.

482
01:22:02,940 --> 01:22:04,161
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's just this.

483
01:22:04,241 --> 01:22:05,581
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how the world used to be.

484
01:22:05,641 --> 01:22:07,842
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, nobody got all hung up on it.

485
01:22:07,982 --> 01:22:17,367
[SPEAKER_00]: Now it's like this manufactured shit that's happened in the past 20 years that, you know, all of a sudden everybody's like offended by everything.

486
01:22:17,547 --> 01:22:18,567
[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck out of here?

487
01:22:25,650 --> 01:22:28,972
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think it should say on the box, father not included.

488
01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:30,232
[SPEAKER_00]: OK, how about that?

489
01:22:30,272 --> 01:22:31,353
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's take it a step further.

490
01:22:32,274 --> 01:22:33,007
[SPEAKER_00]: It's hilarious.

491
01:22:57,932 --> 01:23:02,955
[SPEAKER_00]: And for the Italian one, you gotta have even the Mario Brothers, you gotta have Mario Brother pieces in the cereal.

492
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:22,084
[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna have to buy some old chess piece manufacturing company in order to, you know, tool and die all these little fucking bits of fucking cereal.

493
01:24:14,204 --> 01:24:14,524
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

494
01:24:38,997 --> 01:24:42,259
[SPEAKER_00]: There should be like a super cut.

495
01:24:43,246 --> 01:24:44,952
[SPEAKER_00]: of all the screaming.

496
01:25:37,798 --> 01:25:39,119
[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, I'm going to grab some more water.

497
01:25:58,315 --> 01:25:59,139
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

498
01:27:06,069 --> 01:27:14,151
[SPEAKER_01]: And when I saw that, I was like, this isn't working.

499
01:27:14,171 --> 01:27:27,954
[SPEAKER_01]: And I had paid for my, I had gotten a couple of scholarships for college and I forgot how I paid for it.

500
01:27:28,394 --> 01:27:29,315
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I paid for it.

501
01:27:29,535 --> 01:27:35,656
[SPEAKER_01]: I worked on a really nice restaurant where Al Capone used to come off the river

502
01:27:38,357 --> 01:27:38,922
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

503
01:28:16,779 --> 01:28:18,161
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it is getting late.

504
01:28:20,926 --> 01:28:21,948
[SPEAKER_00]: Gotta be up early.

505
01:28:26,435 --> 01:28:31,544
[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody have a fantastic night and I'll see you guys on the next one.

506
01:28:31,805 --> 01:28:31,985
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.