Hold on just a fucking second. What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that Marilyn?
What the fuck was that?
For the calls of service, but I do I did get the police reports for about
Seven or eight calls of service to Pasadena and
Yeah, not dwelling just like
Assessing
Life assessing
How I could be better assessing not giving a fuck and
You know like sometimes it's like I don't give a fuck and then the other and it's like I do give a fuck
for certain people certain
relationships and
You know have to like self reflect and be like okay
Did I did I call someone a bitch too many times because that's usually like I'll be like
Yeah, you're just a dumb fucking bitch like everyone's a bitch. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself
Definitely been accused of that and I don't feel bad about that like a bitch is just a word. It's like so it's like a
dog without a mother and
Sorry, I went bad pretty far
The only person you can get better than is yourself
Yeah, well, I just I like to reflect and see if there's something that I'm doing wrong and and or you know
Yeah, I like that pretty much time on anyone using bra a brow it seems to be pretty
I
Hateful towards scape surfers I guess but I don't know
There's something around like the bra shit. It's like a dog without his mother
What about six seven
He's all of them Patricia
He's every one of those things
But there's a gesture that he does where he kind of let goes and he just brush it looks
I'm just gonna say it's just looks as gay as gay can be he gives him say gaydar goes off all around this fucking, dude
He's a bear
I mean, he's a bear
He's not a bear
You I mean in the gay way not like the bear rug way that he complains about shut up
Pussy well, I love being an asshole like he said he was gonna make a rug out of me
He tried to put that argument no good court papers
You're not a bear, but you are in the gay community what they call a bear
All right, you're a big hairy fella a lot of guys like that
Are you a top or a power bottom son?
It's fun and I
It's fun
Yeah, it looks like you're having a really good time. You look like you are dancing on the ceiling Lionel Richie
Lionel bitchy
Lionel snitchy
I don't know if I'm missing something on 67. I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about
79 okay, I don't know I don't think I care to know
There it is there it is right there right there look what the fuck he does with his hand right there look oh
There it is
My guy too
Oh
Where's the chicken water?
Dude bra and my guy like I don't go back for my life, please exit stage right
Oh
Pilgamy I'm not even sure what you are you trying to say like a
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say the hydration
My guy my guy
We have to go back again we will
I'm supposed to be happy sad. I'm probably asking for money now. I gotta go back
Well, I love being an asshole like it's it's fun and I
I
So jump I don't know if I'm missing something on 67. I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about
789
I don't think I care to know
There it is boom right there hi guys, what are we doing? Did you see this holy fucking shit?
Hi guys, look look what the fuck he did dog. Oh
My goodness he is gay as a picnic basket. He is this is why he's so unhappy
Right
I don't know if I'm missing something on 67. I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about ready
So
When he leans back 789 he goes hi. I don't know here. We go
I don't think I care to know
Here it is ready. Hi
He just tried to cover it up. He just tried to cover it up. He tried to cover it up
The game won't go away. I don't know if he's gay or not, but you know, it just this is the gayest thing
I've seen a fucking
A man do do you guys see it put a one in the chat if you see what I'm talking about he leans back and he's like, oh
I'm straight
What do you what are you looking at the Beatles
you fucking
You I almost called him the effort
But you don't want to call someone who's actually gay the effort even though it's the n-word of the gay people
But they say it all the time, but it's okay for them to say it. All right
Like it
789 here cubs. I don't know who ready
I don't think I care to know it's just the slightest thing ready. Hi guys
Shit
My guy too
I
Got chicken water
Hi guys, you want me to get some drinks? Let's get drinks
Hi guys
Come on. That was so subliminal. It was so subliminal
You saw it. Come on
This is not this is not gay bashing. This is just this is gay dar
All right, let's understand the difference. Uh, hi guys
Like who does that?
You know who does that liberace liberace rock Hudson
They do that
Dude bra and my guy like I don't really want you in my life
Please exit stage right
Hi guys
Pilgamy
I'm not even sure what you are you trying to say like uh
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say the hydration
Please
More like the hemorrhoid police for you, dude
my guy
Do you have edema in your cankles because it's look like you're getting some edema do your ankles hurt
Does it feel like your skin is ripping?
Huh, do you have to shuffle all the time to get comfortable because of your lower legs, dude?
That's called edema
Just just telling
What the fuck I can't see his dick or his feet
That's a palsy lad. I'm supposed to be happy sad. Uh, I'm probably asking for money now. I don't know
You gotta think of a game for him. I didn't have to drink a lot of water when I beat my 16 misdemeanors, bitch
Oh, he's so fucking dumb
Go fuck yourself
Not that dude. They dragged you
They dragged you. What are you talking about? They they practically tortured you
And you think you won something? Okay
dumb
Nobody really wins in these situations, you know what I mean?
But he he takes it as a win because he's got to convert it into
You know fucking making a monkey out of himself because the only way people will watch him is when he is in this
distressed situation
Distress is his main commodity and he puts it out like a lady who's tied to what by snidely whiplash on the fucking tracks
Okay on the railroad tracks
And then Dudley fucking he thinks he's Dudley fucking do right coming on he's not
He's not
He's Dudley do wrong
And look at this shit eating fucking grin
Ugh
disgusting
Abort
Can't do that look and I think do that now too late for that
Uh
This is a joke if I could go back in time and push his mother down the steps
I mean come on. It's just a joke. Everybody calm down
He said so much worse about me this fucking piece of shit
That me doing a time travel joke, which is impossible
Uh relax
Okay
No one's gonna go back in time. He's going
I'm gonna get the restraining order because he said he's gonna go back in time and throw my mother down
The stairs when she's pregnant with me
It's impossible relax. It's just like a bear rug, bro
Bear hug bear rug, whatever
Yeah, not that thirsty. I have like let me get my water
Just so that can have water
Dudley do right. Hello
Oh, I need to get some water like the guzzling down like a fucking wildebeest
Like a fucking wildebeest with hands
Oh
Like a wildebeest with hands
Let me slurp up a sugar you drink
Oh Jesus christ the the fucking
This fucking the anonymous shit stop it, bro
Stop it god, you're so dumb
If you don't say
Yeah, no, I don't uh spread I really try my best not to
Spread slander defamation
Yeah, these plans are the only ones that made it
Um
Pathos
Two of them they're doing good. They're plastic
Uh, the other one they're plastic and he doesn't know it. These are doing great
People do the plants with they just kill in plants. Let's give them plastic. You'll never know the difference
There's three of them or four of them are still hanging on
They ain't pretty but they've made it
a couple empty pots
I'm pretty clean. I put new parking lights and new new parking lights the front running lights and new back
Running lights. Well, how about getting it to run?
I took it around the block
Chitty chitty bang bang
I ran some wire today so I had to empty the drawers the drawers on my stove right now
Um
It had to be the juice juice drink I changed them all with led lights. I had to buy some more
I only had six I had 12
Yes, I did some wash in color on my fucking beard doesn't it frame my face nice. I still left some of the gray
Shut up
It looks good. So stop it
Frames out my face. You know the gray really does wash out my face on camera
So
It's a decision
So I had to buy another
another 12
Uh to finish it. What's up people's convoy. Thank you. Look great. Of course it does. Thank you
I don't do it for everybody else. I do it for the camera
You
Bird means deanna ol norris ante until the dirt got a thing. Thank you
I'm averaging 11,000 steps a day still fat though
Buddy watchers out there
Uh first minute honor was arrested by bailiff or recorded in LA court
That pp store is not verified. Is it no, it's not verified at all
And it's coming from jessica and erin and so
um
I need to be probably doing at least a thousand steps a day. Maybe 2,000
um
I need to I need to get on that
Uh
Let me let me go have a doctor pepper and get on the treadmill
No, I don't even drink soda
I'll be ready for this court shit to be over man. I'll be ready. I'll be ready. He's going to trial
We're in the final stretch
Thank you people's convoy
Thank you denver dick in 741 denver dick down
That's funny
Uh
Thank you
I I mailed in my notice yesterday
Um, I forgot to do a notice of service
So I did that
um
Got myself a bunch of envelopes
I made a little bit of a bunch of envelopes
Fucking idiot
Thing for the head unit
Oh, that's what I did today too. I forgot about that
Uh, it's got like, uh, usb things
Yeah, no, I I I need to start working out. I've just been like in this like
Um
Thank you old Norris. I've just been in this like
I heard someone say like in this trauma
Of this like stress and like you just don't want to move your body
And like I've been in that for months now months and months and months. I just like I don't want to move like
Um
I've been going to the chiropractor once a week
So I have been doing that
Uh
And something I've been trying to do every morning and it's been super difficult
You might want to duck it it's the shit bucket
Yeah, no, it's just um
The shit like the smell of the mind is
constantly occupied with court
and the waiting and the
suspense of like possibly going to jail
And all these fucks these fucking fucks
Like I came and say who the fucks are
But someday I'm gonna say who the fucks are
Becky and rib guy
Just so thirsty to try to put me in a cage
And they're just some degenerate fucking crackhead loser fucking fucks
And um, okay make some all that like the constant trying to fucking cage me and
That's all had a huge effect on my psyche good. Um, good you fucking deserve it because you're a lying piece of shit
But it's also
Motivated me. Yeah
Because I think without any of that shit. I would have probably taken the plea deal already
Uh
You might want to suck it in the shit fuck it's just like
I don't even want to walk
Do you guys want to see the pay put a one in the chat if you want to see the
I better see some more likes if you want to see the paperwork
For his court because I have it anybody want to see it get some more legs on the board and I'll show it
Oh
Or down or down likes that's fine too either one
And it's just it's a uh mental block
I have them. Yeah, it's just a bunch of things I guess
I have them. I know that'll help. I just won't I just I just like refuse in my head. I don't like fighting it
Um
And when people are getting pushy with this like I don't want to well one of our vip's has said they want to see it
So we're gonna show it
So here we go
This is
From the whatever obviously this is public information blah blah blah all that bullshit
Like like these motherfuckers fucking cunt scumbags haven't shown every single one of my things ever in my life
Like what did they go back to 1989
Jesus christ
All right. Anyway, so what we have here? I'm just gonna go upper left I guess
So what we have here is
It's underneath me
I'll tell for a second
So you got um
7 22 26 8 30 a.m
pre trial conference, but then before that
There's a trial readiness conference
And then this was the order to show cause hearing so now he got his thing off, but he still got a trial coming up
in which he wants to
represent himself
and the only thing that's making
His
supporters pay any money is because he's making them believe in saying that jail thing over and over again
Right now. Is it possible? Sure
Sure
Now I have no
Personal stake in this what I like to see him go to prison and get the shit beaten out of him every day and have to
Carry fucking packs of cigarettes up his ass for the cartels. Yes, I would
You better start practicing how many fucking packs of cigarettes you could shove up your ass, bro
Put a number. How many how many do you think he would be able to get up his ass? I'm gonna go with six
Six pack of cigarette. What do you guys think could he go for more?
All right, I'm gonna go with six cigarette packs. He could put up his ass. I'm back. Okay, that's why
So let's go back here and just imagine him
bending over and key stirring several cigarettes
for whoever it is
Aryan Brotherhood
you know because
That's what he's gonna have to do
if he goes to prison
Maybe more than six put a number in the chat the fuck am I fucking?
Willy Wonka the fuck out of he put a number in the chat
You get like that with everything like oh, okay, you're too much too much too much. I don't want to do it at all now
I don't tell him soft backs. Wow. Just just because my mental block says I can
And you know, you never know somebody might take a special liking to you and you know put a fucking honey butt on your bed
Listen, dude
Eat the honey bun if someone puts a honey butt on your bed. It's like they're welcoming you
They're welcoming you so eat the honey bun
And then the person will come and you can thank them for the honey bun
The packs are unopened
I have been it would probably be soft packs
You know like mailing stuff was a mental block
So I'd mail institutional cigarettes are always soft packs because the sharp corners you can't get them up your ass
A lot of stuff
With his mouth and his crying once they if he cries once
Oh, they're gonna beat the dog shit out of him
And who knows if uh with all of his mexican talk
If he's even accepted by the woods, right
I
Just been like trying to do little projects. Yes cigarettes in jail would be smuggled
They would be brought in through the kitchen through the guards
Rv I cut some of the wire like
Yeah, I don't know I did a little bit of everything
And to really support the channel we do have memberships and rumble rants very much like super chats
And I also have this bitcoin tip thing at the bottom there
So it painted a lot of options to support the channel this pulled this housing off
Yeah, it's gonna look it's gonna be nice I put speakers I put a speaker right there. Oh my god. He is huge
You can't see it. Oh my god
Oh my god, look at those ham hock fucking arms right there. There's a speaker
And then I put a speaker over there
So I got the new head you powered up. I got speaker wire coming tomorrow
So I'm gonna get the radio and this head unit
Uh working so I have a radio in here. It won't run
If you wouldn't mind dropping the links for the uh venmo and the cash app, I would appreciate it
I'll have a radio going
Um
Well, it's like the mechanic I just thought it was because he made a deal with them like take off my bracelet and I'll wave the time
You know
RV work has like
Sucked my life out of me. Good and I've like just I
Um, I think it's a failure
But I think it's the hopelessness of not being able to get somebody
To just to pay somebody to do it for me
Like I can't even do that
Like and I think that's what's really fucking with me because I can't just leave
Let's just take a break
For a second from him and just listen to you know, like a fucking song
I
Just got here and I think I'm losing signal already. Hello. Can you hear me now?
Sorry
You
Oh
Hello
It's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to me to go over
Everything
They say the time supposed to heal you but I ain't done much
Hello
Can you hear me?
I'm in california dreaming about who we used to be when we were younger
And free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet. There's such a difference
Between
Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To turn to her
Sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seemed to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I'm trying
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter
Clearly
It doesn't take you apart anymore
Hello
How are you
It's so typical of me to talk about myself. I'm sorry. I hope
That you will
Did you ever make it out of that town?
It's no secret
That the both of us are running out of time
So hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
Since I
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seemed to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I'm trying
To tell you I'm sorry
For breaking your heart
But it don't matter
Clearly
It doesn't take you apart anymore
I'm sorry
It doesn't take you apart anymore
Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
Since I
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seemed to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I'm trying
To tell you I'm sorry
For breaking your heart
But it don't matter
Clearly
It doesn't take you apart anymore
There we go
Such a good fucking song man
She can fucking
She has got pipes
Damn, that one always gets ya
Everybody thinks about somebody when you listen to Adele
And so I'm very happy where I'm at
But I can't leave because I can't get the RV running
And I can get it running, it's running
I had it running, I went all the way down to San Diego
So that's what's even more frustrating
Is that I had it
And then it like
It hasn't been right since that
Yeah, I don't like
The thing with weight and all that shit
A hundred years ago at the Grammys
When the last one I went to
And she was so fucking nice
She was such a fucking sweetheart
Weight is easy to lose when I put my mind to it
You'll never hear anybody say something bad about Adele
I'll deal with it later
I'm not dealing with it right now
I don't even want to stream and do it with the RV
I just don't want anybody like
I don't like
And I've even not wanted to do streaming much
The last couple weeks
I've just been
Like all the subpoenas
And doing all the subpoenas
The title 42
All the work that went into that
And then that kind of got
Dismissed
And
So there's a lot of work
And there was a lot of work for the subpoenas
For the misamineer
I almost should have said
No, fuck you, let's go to trial
You guys ever see
When Adele wasn't Adele
You guys ever see that?
Well, we're going to do it right now
So she goes to this
There's like a contest
Of people who want to
Like
It's an Adele
Oh, hold on
He'll get the shit right
Anyway, just watch
You'll see
I do like picking my nose
So I can't pick my nose when this is on
You've given me quite a big one, haven't you?
So
We're here at the New Wimbledon Theatre
Where a plethora of tribute
He's been doing the soft bag
We'll go back to him in a second
Excellent personators
I've been arriving to take part in my new show
My Adele
But there's a twist
The real Adele
I spent the morning disguising herself as
Jenny Krug
And she's going to be coming along here
To celebrate her love for
Jenny Krug
Well, herself
I haven't seen her disguise yet
Will she be able to pull it off?
Well, we're about to find out
So Adele disguises herself
In a lookalike contest
For Adele
She goes into a look
This is amazing
You look amazing
Hello
Nice to meet you, Jenny
They gave her a schnaz, bro
Look at that
You look so not like yourself
Holy shit
That's what gloves on for my tattoos
Tattoos
Her tattoos
It was like a really awkward blind date
I like her a lot
Would I recognize her when she counted it?
It makes your eyes look different
She's made my eyes look more catty
And then I've got a fake chin, a fake nose
And she's drawn my lips smaller
So the chin is fake as well
Well, I've got bum chin, so they'd know I reckon
Obviously you're not going to speak like this
I'm going to do Jenny
It's very calm, slow
Because I talk really fast and really harsh
But also my day job is I'm a nanny
So nannies talk very slow
She's very calm to try and make the world make sense
I guess you should go backstage
And get ready for this
I'll walk like this as well
And I've got a ladder
You know, I think celebrity and
recognition
comes with a
unsung, unsaid
creed
of giving it back
and always being
kind to the people
who put you there
And then taking that celebrity
and being able to go the extra mile
and help a lot of people at once
for something very important and very special
You know
Well, I'm a big fan
She's like
my idol
So I've watched all of her
They're going to fucking freak out
Oh shit, this is great
Shows online
I've never got to see her live as yet
I am 20 years older than Adele
So it's important for me
to take 20 years off
Now I either put it all on with the trowel
or I call in a surgeon
I have watched the
Albert Hall
Live at the Albert Hall gig
about a million times
stood in front of the TV
and covered all the movements
They're weird
Alright, we're about to kick off
The first Adele is taking to the stage
Here we go
I'm Gabriella
All right, Jenny
Nice
Do you guys just do Adele?
Any of us do you just do Adele?
Yeah, I've just started out
Can't wait for the new album
New music
New music is taking our time
Try saying that to her face
Have to see the reaction
I would
She's taking her time
She's chatting
She's got her hands
I've been doing this for about six months
What about you?
Five years
Four
Mine's been a bit slow recently
Not that many
Yeah, not much of a demand
Right
There you go
Give it up
And there is no one there
To dry your feet
I think she'd like him
She would like him, yeah
She really would, I think
Jenny's doing very well
She hasn't been rumbled as yet
When she's in the Royal Albert Hall
She decides she wants to take her shoes off
Because they hurt
Is that fair, girls?
That's fair
Make like Adele
She's probably going to get up and sing
This is great
But I will never do wrong
Okay, girl
I'm actually feeling quite sick
It's me wrong
Feeling a bit dizzy actually
Do you want to go get some fresh air?
I'm not feeling great
Bless me
To make you feel my love
I'm not feeling great
I know it from the moment that we met
No doubt in my mind where you belong
She really has a beautiful
All the lookalikes have now performed
Only Jenny to go
I don't think anyone's sister so far
She's really good
Jenny started by
Okay, Jenny will go on my cue
Three, two, one
Oh shit, here she is
Oh shit
Oh shit, here it is
Sorry
Just a bit nervous
I'll do it one more time
Okay, one more time
One more
Ha
She's pretty nervous about her language
Yeah, she had to sit down
One
Two
Three
Four
When the rain is blowing
In
Your face
And the whole world
Is all
You're taking me
You are taking me
I could offer you
A warm embrace
It's not
It is
It's Adele
It's not her
They're fingering it out
It's not her
Jenny's on stage now
Singing
And I think the other Adele's
Are finally twins
It's not her, honestly
But I'll never do
No
I've known it for long
And now we've reached
That's it now
No doubt in my mind
I'm getting a bit teary, this is so lovely
That's cool
That is, I've heard her voice too many times
And on that high
We are different
She's trying to
Oh
The winds have changed
Our blue and white
Free
You ain't seen nothing
Like me
Yeah
I could make you happy
Make your dreams come true
I'm getting all emotional
Nothing that I
Would
Undo
To make you feel
My
Adele's
Meet your Adele
You're so good
You're so amazing
I love you
Oh my god
Nice and real
But I would never do
You're wrong
I can't believe it
I've known it from the moment that we met
Get your hands out
No doubt in my mind
Where you belong
I think I was maybe the last person to click
That it was actually her
I go back and do
I go crawling down the ever
As soon as you opened her mouth
You could just
Anybody getting a little choked up
That I wouldn't do
To make you
Feel my love
Yeah
Make you
Feel my love
That's awesome
Alright let's get back to this dummy
We'll go from awesome
To not awesome
Let me come back here
From here
You go there
Understand
But
That would be
That I just
I need to get a case done
And over with
I just can't wait to be like
A long piece
That's the magic
And just not leave the RV for like three days straight
Man, like just like
Just not have any
Restrictions on myself
Of what I need to do
Because I just constantly feel like I have to be doing something for court
That would be stupid
And
So yeah
Yeah I just
I'm frustrated I can't
Find somebody to come and work on the stupid RV
And that
That ladies and gentlemen
Is the
Epitome of being a moron
You know
Let's have another song here
550 it is
But I just want you to know that this is wrong Tony
And it wasn't so long ago
It was wrong Tony
Hello Tony
What? Hey hello
Always coming in last
Bring it up to fast
No one owes you anything I think
You need a shotgun blast
To kick in the ass
So paranoid
Watch your back
We going
From my photo
Well
You think
That I'm gonna believe you've been affected
By social disease
But then take your medicine
I've created
The sound
Of madness
Woke on pain
So now I'm still here
To explain
That the darkest hour
Never comes in the night
You can sleep with
The gun
And we're gonna wake up and fight
For yourself
I'm so sick of this
Too strong mentality
If there's an afterlife
That it'll set you free
But I'm not gonna
Prophecies yourself for feeling
Prophecy
You think
That I'm gonna believe you've been affected
By social disease
But then take your medicine
I've created
The sound
Of madness
Woke on pain
So now I'm still here
To explain
That the darkest hour
Never comes in the night
You can sleep with
The gun
And we're gonna wake up
And fight
For yourself
I want to thank everybody
For coming out tonight
There will be an aftershow
So if you guys want to keep this fat going
You can jump over there with me
I created
The sound
Of madness
Woke on pain
So now I'm still here
To explain
That the darkest hour
Never comes in the night
You can sleep with
The gun
And we're gonna wake up
And fight
I created
The sound
Woke on pain
So now I'm still here
To explain
That the darkest hour
Never comes in the night
You can sleep with
The gun
And we're gonna wake up
And fight
For yourself
We're gonna wake up
And fight
For yourself
We're gonna wake up
And fight
Thanks for watching!