Energy is contagious, Lose the other's breath
Tides respond with lunar gravitation Everything turns and sings in its relation
Laughter is infectious, Sightly soars through my head
Winds are stirred by planets in rotations Farms ignite and spread through innovation
Laughter responds, vibrates, gets back in the air
Sun, dark, fire on the horizon Meteor and rain start across the night
This moment may be green, but it can be so bright
Hope is epitemic, I'm a business friend
Bitterness, resurrectation Ignorance, retemperation
Response, vibrates, gets back in the air
Sun, dark, fire on the horizon Meteor and rain start across the night
This moment may be green, but it can be so bright
Reflected in another source of light When the moment dies, its fog still flies
Reflected in another pair of eyes
Electricity on guitar, electricity on guitar
Getting me on the bass without you
You're okay on the top
Dreams are sometimes catching up
Sight goes through my head
Love responds to your invitation Love responds to imagination
Response, vibrates, gets back in the air
Sun, dark, fire on the horizon Meteor and rain start across the night
This moment may be green, but it can be so bright
Reflected in another source of light When the moment dies, its fog still flies
Reflected in another pair of eyes
Reflected in another source of light
When the moment dies, its fog still flies
Reflected in another pair of eyes
Reflected in another source of light
They're not known for their videos, you know?
They have a couple.
I guess it gave it away.
Good evening.
Why are that many boons washing?
That's impressive.
Thank you for joining me.
Welcome to your life, there's no turning back, even while we sleep, we will find you right.
Sing on your best behavior, turn your back on Mother Nature, everybody wants to rule the world.
It's my own design, it's my own remorse, help me to the side, help me make the most of freedom
and I'll measure the thing that will last forever, everybody wants to rule the world.
There's a room where the light won't find you, for the ants while the walls come tumbling down when they do, I'll be right behind you.
So glad we've almost made it, so sad they had to make it, everybody wants to rule the world.
I have a beautiful fucking head.
Why am I noticing it more today, how fucking incredibly large my head is?
Look at it.
Look at the hair down, my head just looked bigger.
Hold on a wig before I came on the show, because you know, the chemo and all, I had to use a
wig.
It's my own design, it's my own remorse, help me make the most of freedom and I'll measure the thing that will last forever, everybody wants to rule the world.
Sing on your best behavior, turn your back on Mother Nature, everybody wants to rule the world.
Oh, my freedom and I'll measure the thing that will last forever, everybody wants to rule the world.
Why am I noticing it more today, how fucking incredibly large my head is?
I'm not gonna do that.
You don't get fucking to drive through here, my friend, we're giving you extra free fries tonight.
Free fries.
Tom Cruise.
This is dedicated to a certain clear water douchebag that is now sitting in a fucking jail cell because he's stupid.
I made meatballs.
Okay, I made meatballs.
Meatballs, I made fresh pasta, very delicious.
He's having the bologna sandwich.
Fuck you.
This Tom Cruise is renewed.
Thank you.
Hit the like button.
I can't tell you how sorry I am.
Sorry.
I know how much Jim in particular meant to you, Ethan, personally as well as professionally.
Yeah.
I fixed that within seven seconds, so come on, I'm doing, I'm all right.
This is a usual drill.
We'll work the exfiltration through Canada to brief you blindly.
Throw the prog, police a bone or two, you know, toss in a few suspects.
You follow me?
Yeah, I follow her.
I think we've lost enough agents for one night.
You mean I've lost enough agents for one night?
You seem hellbent on blaming yourself, Ethan.
Who else is left?
Joe.
It's your point.
Why was there another team?
What?
I've IMF agents at the embassy tonight.
I don't quite follow you.
We'll see if you can follow me around the room.
The drunk Russians on the embankment at 7, 8 o'clock.
The couple waltzing around me at the embassy at 9 and 11.
The waiter standing behind Han at the top of the stairs, bow tie, 12 o'clock.
The other IMF team.
You're worried about me.
Why?
Well, for a little over two years, we've been spotting serious blowback in IMF operations.
We have a penetration.
The other day we decoded a message on the internet from a check we know as Max.
The arms dealer.
That's right.
Max, it seems, has two unique gifts.
A capacity for anonymity and for corrupting susceptible agents.
This time he got into someone on the inside.
He got himself in a position to buy our knock list.
Operation he referred to as Job 314, the job he thought Galitzen was doing tonight.
But the list Galitzen stole was a decoy.
That's correct.
The actual list is secured Langley.
Galitzen was a lightning rod. He was one of ours.
This whole operation was a moment.
Yeah.
You survived.
The moles deep inside.
And like you said,
you survived.
I'll show you something, Ethan.
Since your father's death, your family's farm has been in receivership.
Now suddenly they're flush with over 120 grand in the bank.
Your father's illness was supposed to have wiped out that bank account.
Dying slowly in America after all can be a very expensive proposition.
So why don't we quietly get out of here and onto a plane?
I can understand you're very upset.
Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.
Alright, Hunt.
Enough is enough.
You have bribed, cajoled and killed, and you have done it using loyalties on the inside.
You want to shake hands with the devil that's fine with me.
I just want to make sure that you do it in hell.
Let's go.
Yeah.
I'm like an addict.
Dude, I gotta have it.
I ain't even playing.
Got a really bad habit.
If it moves, gotta grab it.
Fuse like a magnet.
Lose won't have it till I'm doomed in a casket.
I ain't playing.
Got a weird mind.
If you work eight hours, I'ma work nine.
If the shit tastes sour, you should taste mine.
I'ma stay in power for a long time.
Get up.
Now I ain't a quitter.
Talk speed and ball.
I'm a really big hitter.
Big picture.
I'm a straight killer.
Rising the song to the highest bidder.
Got juice, got gas.
I'ma move fast.
New shoes, new tracks.
Like who's that?
I'm new.
Come back better than last year.
So know me.
Never gonna look back.
Cause damn, I was built to last.
You move slow when I move fast.
And that's back.
Only I can make a change.
Slowly take a step today.
I will never be the same.
Cause that's what it takes.
I take shots to the top.
I get it.
I got one life.
I'ma do all the winning.
I do what's right.
Push until I fall.
I'm slipping to give back up.
Always stand tall.
I'm grinning.
I got cuts.
Real deep in blues.
The squad I had to learn how to think.
With my head in my heart.
I've been chewed up.
Spit out torn apart.
But picking up all the pieces is a form of art.
Never gonna look back.
Cause damn, I was built to last.
You move slow when I move fast.
And that's back.
Only I can make a change.
Slowly take a step today.
I will never be the same.
Cause that's what it takes.
I can't take it out.
Oh, thank you.
来.
Hi.
Here's the button out here.
Here.
So good.
Bye.
Thank you.
Mrs.
Oh, see, what's the wrong thing there right here?
Hi everybody, welcome to the show.
I think I should just do the show like this.
No, that's no good.
I wish I could do this and the mouth would move when I talked.
You know what I mean?
So from the pineapple to the big apple from Maine to Spain.
This is the zero dark.
Tony, your host.
Welcome everybody.
How's everybody doing?
Good to see you.
Thank you all for being here.
Look at it.
Everybody.
All the executives have arrived.
We have a lot of show tonight.
The real toss up between Lara or Danny.
But I think we might start with Lara tonight.
I think a lot of people haven't seen the episode.
Where Lara calls the police about the tires that she falsely
accused me of, again, another setup by this dumb bitch.
You know, to try and like pin something on me that is bullshit.
Like, like most people do.
God damn, it's my fucking head huge.
This is my hair down.
My hair is down.
Maybe it's just my meds.
I don't know.
My hair looks, my head looks pretty big.
It's over my hair.
Fuck off.
I think I had a really strong cup of coffee right before I came on here.
So let's go.
I'm caffeinated.
So there's some good news today on the clearwater front.
The good news is a piece of shit is now sitting in a jail cell.
In a jail cell.
Which is, well, which will make it 45 days total that he will have spent
in jail for just being stupid.
Hold on a second.
What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking crazy?
I'm going up.
Emotional damage.
All right.
That's not the one I wanted, but the fuck.
Okay.
Never mind.
Can I stay?
So guilty, convicted of this misdemeanor along with a protective order
from one of the Scientologists, which means he needs to stay away from this.
And he's on probation for a year.
Oops.
There goes the political career.
I mean, you already fucking fucked that up.
You fucking dumb fucking vicious fucking cowardly fuckball.
Roll up on a motherfucker when he's on bond.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whatever.
But you know, what can you do?
Do absolutely nothing.
And as you can see, the universe takes care of me.
Because that's the universe saying, you know what?
This is a fuckwad.
And don't worry.
The good Lord said, don't worry.
I'm going to take care of it.
Now, dear Lord, can I pray for one more thing?
Dear Lord, I'm just as you made me.
So if I, if my words are terse or, uh, or, uh, you know, hurt,
it's because I want to get right to the point.
And you are the Lord of Lord and King of Kings.
However, what I'd like to say is if there are any boulders
anywhere near Clearwater, or maybe a meteor, maybe a meteor
could hit that jail.
I'm just saying maybe a meteor could fly out of the sky,
dear Lord, and just ride into the fucking jail.
Just ride into his fucking cell.
You know who I'm talking about.
And I'm sorry, Lord, because I am just as you made me.
And I do apologize and I will repent from my parent thoughts.
But amen.
Why did he get what he deserved?
I also hope that somebody beats the dog shit out of him
in there.
And I hope they're like Cuban.
Time to make them a phone call.
And they just whip his ass.
I think that would be great for him.
I would love that for him.
And if Marilyn got a chicken bone jammed sideways in her throat
after eating some chicken, you know, it could happen.
I would rejoice.
Hold on.
This fucking thing.
Let's reboot this bitch.
So anyway, I hope everybody is well tonight.
I went and got a bunch of like salad stuff today
because I got to fill my salad thing.
I ran out of salad and I'm waiting for the fucking for my I'm
not telling you what I use, but I'm waiting for the thing to
warm up.
I should put my entire equipment list in the description so
people can, you know, I got to do I got to get on this
Amazon affiliate thing, especially with the food show
because I have some really cool stuff that you guys are
going to want.
It's all going to be for sale.
Now, when is this fucking thing going to turn on?
Are we are?
Where are we here?
Where are we at?
This fucking piece of shit.
Fucking mother fucker.
Fuck.
Okay.
Emotional damage.
It's not fucking doing it.
See.
All right.
Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi
scouts.
And I want my scouts.
Okay.
That one.
Can you guys hear them?
Put a one in the chat if you can hear them.
Or a five by five or whatever.
That's what she said.
Why am I not getting it?
No, no, not that fader.
Okay.
Fucking hell.
Sorry.
So anyway, the case is closed.
He is in the cell.
He's got probation.
That's all there is to it.
And I'm sure he'll do something to fuck it up as soon as he
gets out.
But I believe our Northwest friend.
She must be dancing on air.
You know, she must be dancing on the fucking ceiling.
Like Lionel Richie.
So we got to get the show started.
We got to get the boat off away from the dock.
And there are violations of medical dentistry.
I think you know who this is.
Tony, can you explain this?
This is very important to reference the medical crimes of
illegal activities of people damaging my teeth.
These people have violated the history of me and my dentist
and my mother and father with their political program or
games that they've tried to play to extort money from me or
them trying to steal the metal out of my teeth.
So these people trying to damage my teeth to slander my
character.
These people have violated the program of which and the
normal dental care that I have always used.
And reference to my family history when my teeth was
perfectly beautiful, you know, and you know, I've had to
wear braces before when I was little because the
satellite man was damaging my face and bending my face
and torturing my face and teeth and mouth.
And that's even on documents too.
Other things which, you know, of course there are some
documents are private, but you know, this government
man, meaning like my dentist has his position of
things and he might tell people to go fuck their
selves or something and stay the fuck out of my mouth
or stay out of my life, which is what my dentist is
possibly going to do, I guess.
And my dentist possibly has licensed to kill to
protect my teeth.
You might not know that, but and to protect the
metal that's in my teeth.
Some people might not understand that, but he does
probably he has legal right to arrest people.
That's for sure.
But you know, in reference to the satellite
controller and them calling my mouth dirty as their
way of mutilating teeth, the dentist has never
said my mouth was ever dirty.
My genetics are quadri helix plus, which I
will stop his genetics are quadra helix plus
quadra helix plus just saying that's what his
genetics are.
I don't know if yours are but would never have a
cavity.
And I'm a hermaphrodite too.
So, you know, in reference to this government man
in his program of his government political
program of him torturing me and trying to control
me or trying to play his industry at death games.
It's illegal for him to even touch me.
My parents owned a lot of land in America,
owned farms, owned businesses, owned dentist
offices.
My father even owned some hospitals and some
other things gas stations, grocery stores,
service industry type companies, restaurants,
hotels and lots of things.
Energy companies or gas, you know, other companies.
But in some of my mother, my mother's side of
the family owned things too.
But you know, in reference to these government
people damaging my face and teeth claiming
they were they were trying to play their
health industry of damaging my teeth.
They're a German program or whatever their
program is for their race.
It's illegal for them to interfere with my
dentistry history.
Now dentistry doesn't mean that you have a
lot of stuff on your teeth.
My dentist is a health dentist.
He doesn't believe in just chopping up teeth
and making people get fake teeth or fake
Bondo or anything like that on their
teeth or, you know, dentistry stuff on
their teeth.
My dentist believes in dentist will fuck
shit up.
True teeth and growing dentist's Rambo
actually and healing natural teeth.
So, you know, reference to this government
man burning my teeth and sweating the
teeth and burning the mouth and trying
to sweat me all the time, even on jobs
day and night.
And when they've been staring at me,
it is attempts of murder.
These people targeted me to slander
my character.
These people violated.
It's not attempted murder.
It's attempts of murder.
I don't think, I don't think he's,
I don't think, Tom, I don't think
you're saying that right, buddy.
The role protocol of my identity
by trying to call me somebody else
for over 30 plus years.
Mark Ray.
These government people have to go into
court and they have to see the date
and time when the role protocol document
that the Treasury has on record and
other places have on record.
The dates that's on that document.
Sweat efforts to certain dates
when the government had been
informed of the information
of, you know, my identity, of course,
and family history of things.
But these government people
are trespassing into the medical
industry of dentistry
with their satellites and they must
be charged for medical crimes
of violating my history of dentistry.
Prosecute.
Like I said, dentistry doesn't mean
you have a lot of dentistry on your teeth
or, you know, artificial stuff on your teeth.
I've never had veneers on my adult teeth.
Do you understand that?
Yes.
This government man had continuously
fabricated and had grabbed me
and tasered me and had damaged my teeth
over 300 plus times or something.
The man has to be prosecuted
from the first time he ever touched me.
So all the years, all the time
that these people ever did these things to me,
they must be prosecuted.
The activity of political people
or whoever these people are that damaged
my teeth must be arrested and must be prosecuted.
Everybody likes to look good in the media.
Everybody likes to be good,
look good in life.
And these people wanted to trash my life
by trying to play this John Doe attempts
of murder game or Jane...
Satellites will sweat the teeth.
Will give you a tooth sweat from satellites.
So...
So, you know, because I'm a female hermaphrodite.
Yes, exactly.
And some of these men tried to rape me.
Some of these men tried to murder me.
Some of these people tried to steal my money.
And it's protected by royal hermaphrodite law.
It is protected.
We got a new guy.
Okay.
I just want to let you know.
And here we are.
This is our new guy.
Clownvis.
Okay.
Let's watch a little bit of the Clownvis live stream here.
Clownvis.
Clownvis, ladies and gentlemen.
How many times will I knock the banana over?
There we go.
How many times?
Police has your microphone on.
Hello.
Hi.
Oh, you guys are going to fucking love this guy.
Hi.
Thank you for opening that.
From the beginning of his live stream today,
which is still on, he's still live.
Oh, Scotty.
Perfect.
Look at your desk.
Alicia, now you're huge.
Am I?
I can't see it.
Alicia.
We'll get them on my tour.
I can't show you.
We're live.
The show is live.
Live.
And, uh,
and that is it.
We are here.
We are live.
And it's banana night.
Yeah, baby.
Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch.
Scratch, scratch, scratch.
Bananas.
Scratch, scratch, scratch.
You went up in a rabbit just tilt your camera up a little bit like yeah, I'll get low
Maybe just shrink yourself shrink yourself down an inch or two. I mean just like make your whole
Presence of life smaller
Not that small you look childish. Okay, then I
Would get if I was you I would grow about two inches right now
You need a little pedophore for that
I'd hang you on a rack and put some sand buckets on your feet to stretch you out Scott
Sorry
Hey, it's good to be back man man at the banana. How did you get so big Scott? You're a full-grown guy
Well, I'm not kidding to your book. You know, you look through everyone has a normal head and then I'm the one
All close-heads
That's cool in my
In my yearbook there was someone so small it was their full body and they were holding a teddy bear
What's cool, did you go to I didn't know what your school?
It was Scott
Y'all
Yeah, it's about the hottest day of the year so far and we are all wearing lots of hot yellow
It's hot yellow and I want to start the show off by first of all saying hello and welcome to everybody watching clowns to the rescue
I know that we are live on a random night Tuesday night
Usually we are Wednesday warriors and we've been off for two weeks
So what I would love for everybody to do right now if you can if you're watching at home
Go ahead and grab that link scoop scoop that link up and then click it and share it
And maybe send it to your aunt or your uncle
They'd love it your monkeys uncle safe send it to monkeys uncle
Tell them it's banana night and we are live right now because this is really gonna be a special night. Why?
Absolutely, no reason. I just we just
No, we're back. Why is it banana day? Why is it banana night tomorrow's national banana tomorrow's national banana?
Regularly scheduled program tomorrow's and is national banana day. Okay, so we just had the theme in our pocket
We're just itching to get back. Yeah, we were definitely before it's cool. Yeah, we were
We were itching to get back y'all. I was a cold banana. I was I had a bunch of hot bananas
I just took a lot of these bananas out of the van that had been in a hot box
One of my looks so perfect. Look at this goose been banana holder. This is a banana holder
Looks like an award Felicia got me this. Thank you Felicia. That's really single banana. Yeah, that's four
That's what comes in when I mean, I don't know what I don't know what else you would use a banana for
It's a banana holder. It's a banana holder that a mug. No, I think it's a base. It's a banana holder
So that is that is we got a lot of show to get to but that is cloud this I'm just introducing him for the night
So you could see our new guy clown viss
All right, but we got to get to an old guy a big guy
The Batman shirt is huge on Roy Smiller
We haven't seen him in a little while and then we're gonna get to this Lara Shabongle
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is Roy Smiller coming back at you with you know, let's try it today on the docket
We're trying cracker rails do
Scrambles
farmhouse and
garden scramble that we're gonna try
Now the garden one is pretty normal, but this farmhouse one is unique
It's got a spicy maple syrup on it
Sounds wanky I
Have to put a bunch of food that came with it away because we're just focusing on us for now
Scott is almost as big as Royce
Although I did for apparently forgot to
Put away me other half-mump casserole
I meant to get one of these was egg whites I thought I did I didn't it's my fault sure
Sure you did
Robert Royce, it's okay eggs are good for you
Except you're about to eat about 15 of them. I checked the receipt with her and I checked the receipt on in my email
Anyway, well first try this farmhouse scramble then we'll go for the guard one
I
Big bit of ham
It seems to have emulated seems to be emulating a dead round
There's green onions on top which
Has been a bit of a problem with them lately they keep putting green onions on everything it crack brown. I'm not a big fan of it
Holy shit
It's like a snow shovel sized bite, you know like for for either one of us
Keep in mind that I don't think here's what you don't realize Royce is a giant
And I believe that this is all like some kind of work to make him look smaller
he's some government, you know experiment and
His fork is huge
There's his roast and red peppers here
Not seeing the spicy making syrup though 50 eggs
We went to the bottom do they cut it in the bag
I wouldn't be surprised if they did though
Oh
Jesus Christ. Oh fuck me. Oh, yeah, spicy. Oh shit
Damn
I
Just potentially ruin this though, I don't like people serve on savory items
I mean I enjoy the griddle but I
Don't know feels too perfect or something
He said superfluous by the way, it feels superfluous
I've actually changed the flavor profile to
I don't get some of this up there
I'll stop up some of that
Spicy syrup
Is it potatoes hash browns?
I
Older I get the more I turn into my dad
He's a big food mixer. Um, no, you don't say
I don't whether it wants to be sweet or savory
I
Was like only a couple minutes and then I forwarded it and everything is gone on the plate
It doesn't blood to that well, it's helping he couldn't eat three more of these plates
Except for those scamps you buy three unified bacon or about him
Why don't he do those food challenges, you know people just be fucking scared shitless if he walked in there
You know we watch beard meets of food. He's like in shape. They're like nah
He's never gonna he's always he always gets doubted this motherfucker would shake the earth and
Walk in there and be like if he come in there like Mongo
I
Realize that I have some lotion tissues. I didn't bother with this
Now we're trying the garden obelisk appears to be the vegetarian option or not scramble
Okay
I'm gonna show you guys right here just real quick where telegram for cocoa comes from all right. I'm gonna show you the scene
It's a movie called blazing saddles
With cleave-on little Jean Wilde or Mel Brooks it's a Mel Brooks Mel Brooks movie Harvey Corman
All right, so this is where
Telegram for cocoa came from
Oh
Candy grand for mongo
Sign please
Mimongo
So that is where telegram for cocoa comes from all right
It's got mushrooms spinach
So caramelized onions grilled onions in addition to the scallions on top
So he wrote a blazing saddle. He wore a shining star
So that's where it comes from in case you didn't really doubling up on their onions
I don't think he cares for it. I must be worried about
Oh
And now another on the two I wish they the two products I wish they'd review were the sticky
Because they did the slap job from that from Vince. Okay, so he's had three omelettes
And I wish they had done the incredible edible egg. I don't know this is his third omelette
What that is oh and the magic omelette maker remember that
My mom loved that thing like well, she bought it. I don't know if she loved it. We didn't we barely ever he was dead
Rose was a huge sucker for those kitchen gadgets. She still is
If I was racist, I wouldn't use a black eyes joke and you know kind of make it my own
You know what I mean? I'd be like fuck that
Like they know
shows talks about men being obsessed with toys
Because I'm I've got toys out my brother and cousin that well more of my cousin than my brother but
Has collectible stuff my dad
He's he's not a toy guy, but he is like a trinket guy like a same guy. He's got a lot of collectible junk
A hoarder
But mom
But like mom is just as much of in that same sphere. She just
You know a little bit on the she's a little bit on the arrogant side sometimes. She doesn't fully comprehend some of our own
eccentricities
And
We're gonna show you
Wrap it up
There we go
This mount already there's also garlic in this which is a fucking omelettes do one at a time, bro
Not three omelettes. Jesus Christ
No garlic in there and it would have really improved it
Wait, here's an idea
Cut out the spices syrup what in the girl hi cow
All right, you all have no I'll see y'all next time but
Get the garden one the the the meat lovers one is really good too. Just don't get the sauce or don't get the syrup
All right
On their 12 bucks a piece pretty good deal
About what you normally pay for a breakfast there and you get a good price
I
Thought you were outie. Okay, so this right here
Is
As you could see for viewers warning
Okay, i'm gonna read this warning for viewers sensitive to issues of race
Please be advised that the following piece
Contains gratuitous use of the n word
Let's go
Morning
For viewers sensitive to issues of race
Be advised that the following piece contains gratuitous use of the n word
And by n word. I mean nigger
There I said it
For the last 15 years a man named Clayton Bigsby
Has been the leading voice of the white supremacist movement in america
Though not sold in any major bookstores his books dump truck nigger stain
I smell nigger and nigger book have sold over 600,000 copies combined
Despite his popularity very few have ever seen him due to his reclusiveness
But in an effort to bring his message to a wider audience
He agreed to give his first public interview ever
To front line
But getting to mr. Bigsby was an odyssey in itself riddled with backcountry haulers shifty go-betweens and palpable danger
Eric excuse me
Not sure we're in the right place. We are looking for Clayton Bigsby
We'll look no further fella. You found me
Uh Clayton Bigsby the author
What you don't think I can write them books just because I'm blind don't mean I'm dumb
How could this have happened a black white supremacist
Our search for us is let us hear to the Wexler home for the blind
Where mr. Bigsby spent the first 19 years of his life
Bridget Wexler is the home's headmistress
Well
He was the only negro we'd ever had around here
So we figured we'd make it easier on Clayton by just telling him and all the other blind kids that he was wise
And he never questioned it
Why would he
You've written four books now. I've written six books
They publish four. What would you say is the overall message of your books?
Sir my message is simple
naggers jews
Homosexuals mexicans a-rabs and all kinds of different chanks stack and I hate
I noticed you referred to uh african americans
What exactly is your problem? How much time you got buddy?
Well, would I start? Well, first of all, they're lazy good for nothing tricksters crack smoking
Swindlers
Big butt heaven wide nose breathing all the white man's air
Lead up all the chicken. They think you're the best dancers
And they stink
Did I mention that before?
Yes, I believe you did sir
Matter of fact, my friend jasper telling one of them coons came by his house to pick a sister up for a date
He said look here nigger
That there's my girl
Anyone has sex with my sister. It's going to be me
You've never left this property. Have you mr. Bigsby?
No, sir. Not in many years
What if I were to tell you that you are an african-american?
Sir
Listen, I'm going to make this clear. I'm in no way shape or form involved in any negative
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, sir, but uh, but nothing
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a book signing to go to why don't you bring your media cameras over there if you want to see some real truth
Prudence
Prudence have jasper load the truck
And Clayton Bigsby black white supremacist
Ventured out into an unsuspecting world
Sir, you're a friend
Why not tell him he's african-american
Listen, man
It's too important of the movement
Well, tell him he's black. You probably kill yourself just to be one less nigger around
His commitment is that deep
I'm overwhelmed by the irony
Hey, dr. Boy
What you off boy?
Come boy, we don't like your kind around here. You better get out of here for some bad
That's right. That's right. Tell that nigger
Be a very nigger
Come on, Clayton. We got it. We gotta go. Oh, thanks. There's a nigger around here. That scary monkey was big in my hood
Five power nigger
The confusion did not end there
Hey, why don't you go and go by the turn that music out?
The niggers might be sick
Look at buggy nigger
Look at buggy
Did he just call us niggers?
Awesome
The anticipation was at a feeder pitch as we arrived at mr. Bigsby's book signing
There's a man who should be the next president of the united state
All right, jays for time show these people with black powers all the back
You better put your hood on Clayton. All right. I want to I want to hide your identity to be safer
You know in case some radicaling sympathies of the cause wants to shoot you
Without further ado the man who made us proud to be white
None other than
Clayton Bigsby
All right
Everybody have a lot things to discuss mainly niggers americas and war with al-qaeda
Well, we're still losing the war against al-sharp
The asian community was a target as well
Let's talk about chinese people
With their con food
All that silly chang chang chang talk. I can't understand you go back to your country white power
Mr. Bigsby was also critical of the entertainment industry
Don't let the liberal media
Tell you
How to think and feel
If you have hate in your heart let it out
If you don't like william grace that don't leave there's something wrong with you mays there's something wrong with well
It's homosexual
Politicians weren't spared either white power
Hole in pal
Con of langus rice
Con of langus rice sounds like a mexican dish
Maybe we should put her on a plate and send her to mexico. So the mexican's leader
Is open up your heart and let that hate out
That's your face we want to see your face
Who said that you want to see my face
You want to see my face?
Don't be afraid
Hey
There is cookie and punch for us to enjoy and we can make talk about white brotherhood
Thank y'all for coming white power
Mr. Bigsby was not harmed that night
But irreparable damage has been done to his reputation and in many ways the white power movement
We're told that in the last few weeks he has accepted the fact that he is a black man
And three days ago
He filed for divorce from his wife
When we asked why after 19 years of marriage
He responded
Because she's a nigger lover
And kent was
Oh, shit
Oh, is that racist
You're fucking right. It is and it's hilarious. So anyway, we're gonna move on. This is uh
This is a video from a ways back
This is lara flinn mongoloid
The inbred
um
Lara that one the golem
the
Window liquor herself
Um, I do believe that she has some kind of brain damage
Not quite sure
But here we go
This is lara when she called the police. This is the tire incident
So if you haven't been around and you've heard of the tire incident, this is the video
Isn't that great?
So this is lara when she lied
Okay, because nobody did her fucking tires other than her because she knew exactly where to look and you'll see that
When she looks at the van she knew exactly where to look with what things were a problem, you know like
Okay
Let's go
Document this live right now on the live stream before and during while I call the police
So we just walked up all of the all of my van
Uh key
Let me show you guys right now before
So you guys get you can't see it because it's clear
So really so out of all the things on that van you just honed in
On the fucking key lock
Oh, you've never seen this. Oh no, this is this is the thing. This is the og video here. So somebody super glued
My van look can't put my key in
Look like you're really right
Over here
And then I noticed this one obviously and I figured I guess they all are then I noticed
My tie tire was fucking slashed right here
Okay, see that drill mark
That's the same way the doa's tires were damaged by a drill. So you're telling me
There's a there's a tire drilling maniac on the loose in los angeles. Is that what you're telling me?
Put a one in the chat if you remember what i'm saying the doa's tire
Or tires were done the same fucking way as this this hole. It was a drill
Okay
And they said it was slashed before that's not slashed
You know, it's a fucking drill
You can see what kind of uh equipment would have might have done this
Really
Really lara what kind of equipment might have done this? Okay your equipment
Somebody
The same fucking drill that drilled scott's tires. Isn't that wild? Isn't that weird?
Hmm
Isn't that strange to anybody that lara
And scott's tires got both done up by a fucking drill
Get the fuck out of here
What are the odds of that?
You know what they're incalculable
Because it's so fucking ridiculous that the odds of that actually match up to this fucking story
Are you out of your fucking mind?
This lie this unbelief they did it themselves
Okay, they did it themselves
The fuck it's like a drill like a screw
A gun
Okay, the tire is flat it was like an almost the exact same place too that the tire was done on scott's
We got a can can we get that cocoa? Can we find the scott
Tire video in hollywood on vine street across from the social security office. Can we find some of that?
In the same fucking spot
Um
Then back well, you're some fucking pathetic fucking lying sacks of shit motherfucker here
Back tire same exact fucking thing. Yeah same exact thing
Roughly the same exact place here
They popped all four tires I assumed I
Anyway, so I'm about to call the police right now. I want to document all this
So that people know that this just happened when I went and protested. We just went and protested
Same thing here can't put my key in they super glued it
Okay
Let's see what I superbly went all the way down goes all the way down. You can see the super glue. That looks like jizz
I literally had to go charge my phone before I call the police right now. So I'm documenting that
Yeah, I want to check the spare tire same thing over here guys look same thing
Back tire flat
Uh, here is here's the hole right there
Okay
See if they did it anywhere else. Nope. Okay, and then over here again. Okay. Look they also smashed my
Uh left mirror twice, okay
Front left tire fuck stay over here right there
Roughly the same spot
Somewhere between noon and uh two o'clock
On the tire ever see tire?
Again, you can see that it's a fucking the almost exact same mark that was on doa's tire
Yes, thank you we got that we got that thank you
Um, I don't know what you call that uh screw some sort of drill some sort of
Drill drill bit gun. Okay. So this tire so all my all four of my tires are so before it was a screw gun
Now it's a drill bit gun
Interesting slash all of the keys
To enter into the van have been glued and cemented shut
So I can't get into my van
And this all happened within
the last uh
Four hours, I would say so
That's all we know for now. Okay, let's check out this spare
Can you go
Okay, they didn't get the spare. I don't think it doesn't look like it they got everything else. Oh look under there
I
I'm gonna have scott look thank you rad for one gifted sub to the zdt experience
Under this
The mechanic to see what they if anybody fucked with anything under it looks like they fucked there's something over there on the
All right, I'm gonna call the cops right now guys, so
This is how we're doing this
Okay
Phew fucking amen
All right, hold on
So this fucking I want to check with the neighbors
Oh no, did I leave the other phone on the charger?
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Here's where she puts on the tears
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I
Like the fucking it's so insane like who goes out of the way to do this in life. It's so insane
I
You're watching a setup in action they tried to set me up with this
And they know they did
And scott knows they did and she knows they did and lara knows they did
If someone went out of their way, that's a good one
At different times but not for this
Been an ongoing her here listen to her turn on the crocodile tears when the cops get on
The website again is la pd online dot writing here it comes like on the quick link to file a report
We're pretty comes this fake ass bitch
Your patients while waiting for the next police representative to serve you
Are you calling to report any illegally parked vehicle abandoned vehicles or parking violation?
You can contact the department of transportation at two one three
four eight five four one eight four or one eight hundred abandoned
While you are waiting to abandon like what your dad did to you
Oh
Please also visit the my la 311 dot la city dot orc web page
Hey, thanks for your la 311
Just boring and shattering all their fucking trolls
Unbelievable you can also call 311 disgusting fucks
Hi, I was on my way home
I was going to my van and my van all my tires have been slashed
I can't get into my key where any any of the doors. They've been filled with cement glue and the left
Window mirror on the driver's side is smashed and I believe this has been an how do you fill a lock with cement glue?
And how does she know it's cement glue
How would she know it was cement glue
No, I'm going harassing
Stalker situation and I need uh the police to be here right now a harassing stalker situation see she's trying to fucking
Rack me up on this one bitches
Watch this the way so I can show them right away. This just happened within the last three hours
There's nobody here I just walked up to my van outside where I live
In the area that I live and this all happened
And uh, I'm gonna hopefully get some whatever footage of any kind I can't around
But right now I need somebody to come and take this police report right away
Okay, give me one moment because we're vandalizing them unless you the individuals there
They could be I have no idea. I have no idea. They could be around here right now
No, I definitely understand that ma'am. However, we we don't know who may have vandalized your vehicle
Open the door Lara
You have to file your police report online
Police officers don't respond for vandalized vehicle
That's there's no way there's no way that an officer can't come out here and show
Proof and evidence that they saw that this happened. This has to be documented
This has happened more than once where we've been harassed. I've been harassed and I've been stalked
Specifically because of the things I have on my van. This is not okay
And now this is where I live. This is my I can't go to work tomorrow. I can't do anything. This is my livelihood
I understand ma'am. I'm definitely sorry for that. Have you ever filed a report for the harassment that's been going on or
At different times but not for this. This has never been this personal and up close like this
This is very extreme
It's because I'm protesting and the people that I'm protesting do not like this and I feel
That they definitely have a part to do with this. So I need somebody I need a police officer here to document this because this is insane
This is direct harassment. This is this is direct despite harassment. This is like
It's worse than harassment. This is ruining my livelihood right now. I have ruined my work for tomorrow
I'm going to be up all night trying to deal with this
What I would have I should do ma'am is again the report has to be completed online
When you do the online report you can take the photographs of the damages to your vehicle
And upload those to your report and it it does go directly to a detective at the police station that handles your area
And they will follow with you in regards to that but unfortunately for our policy
We don't respond for banalism
Okay, even though I'm feeling threatened immediately even though I feel threatened to even be where I am right now
Is is there anyone out now that has been threatening you or are you saying because no because I just showed up to where
I'm supposed to sleep and be safe
I just gotta say one thing is that from Lara's last live is like holy fucking shit. Look at this fat fucking
This fucking willed the beast
Of a human being who can barely breathe whose health is so fucking bad that they have to get themselves around and like a
Hover around whatever
Look at this fucking moose
my own
Make sure that you secure yourself inside of your home and do the report
If or whatever if you hear someone outside if anyone threats you abuse the anything of that nature
You can give us a call and the officers can come out for that
But of course you would not respond for the damages to your B. F. Y. Debsing understand your concern because it is
That's really dangerous. Yeah, that's really dangerous when I know what this is. This is very intentional
Like you guys did it on purpose
Wouldn't it be helpful if a cop could come or get some fingerprints or something of who did this fingerprints
No, man, that's not what our policy is. Okay, Colombo
But this is more than a vandalism. This is this is threatening me in my life my livelihood
Was there any threats put on your vehicle? Did what I did in Burbage written on your vehicle? No
Is there no I just feel like I need to speak to a supervisor somebody who can really hear what what actually
Is going on right now
This that I'm being calm and light about it
But I feel like I really need to speak to a supervisor who can actually hear what I'm saying right now
I cannot go to sleep. I'm not going to sleep in my apartment until Clemente is here
Thank you, thank you
Lara Anderson
Thank you
Look at how far they're willing to go to set up another human being just because they simply don't like them
Look at how far they will go simply because they don't like someone else look at what they will do to another human
This is a soulless
Human piece of human garbage and she sucks as a fucking I mean her show like what
The only people that show up are her people that are not even didn't turn out to not even be her friends
these idiots
Look at the legs that they will go to look at the lies they will tell
Disact
You fucking piece of shit
Ow ow
Fox just got her claws stuck in my my cord charger
There's no way no, I'm not fucking going to sleep. I'm gonna find fucking who the fuck did I'm gonna find
Yeah
The provider went through nine how can I help you?
Hi, I I was just speaking to the operator and I told them that I'm came home
After already constantly protesting was a part of this and by the way the howdy douchebag
Right
Who said he got fired because he talked about Scientology. Why don't you show your uh termination letter?
You fucking redheaded fucking liar sack of shit show your termination letter
All right
Same that I would say about anybody who lies about getting fired for a particular reason show your termination letter
You lying sacks of fucking shit
And um today I came home just like it went less than 30 minutes ago
And the all my van tires are slashed my key all the places to put the key where I to open my van doors
Are all filled with cement glue
And my left mirror is shattered the outside shattered
All intentionally like with a drill gun
Um, this is more of a harassment issue and I feel very not safe
I just called my work and cancelled work because this is absolutely insane and I need a
Some sort of police officer to be here to document this to see what's happening
And if there is somebody still around here watching what's going on
I need she is so pathetic. I'm to see that a police officer was here
Okay, so did any anybody that you're aware of witness anybody at all?
No, me and my me and my friend were walking up from
Literally walk that live stream on
Looking up from maybe 30 minutes after protesting
Coming up from my apartment to my apartment where I live and I looked at my van
And I know I went to go open my van to see to get it ready for work tomorrow and I couldn't get into it
Then I started noticing that the tires
Every tire was slashed and and then I just went around more and more and then saw the mirrors was
Broken, but this is an ongoing thing
Where now they know now
When I go protest I've had several little things where I'm protesting harassed like, um
Being harassed while I'm protesting after which I'm fine with but now this is at my where I live
And I'm not okay to go inside and sleep. This is not safe
Okay, so just out of curiosity. What were you protesting? I don't want to say that for my own privacy
I think the value of the damage to your property is over two thousand three thousand dollars over three thousand dollars
They did they's purpose. He did all four of my tires, which are expensive heavy duty van tires for the we saw that
They were only like 120 bucks for each tire because we looked at the brand
She's a liar
But how she just lies to police
This is a trained pathological liar
Born to lie
The desert for all weather
This is my go-to van
This is my van that I use if I need to get out of the fucking city and my mental health
This is this deals with a lot. This is done on purpose. This is very very very very very
Um, like vile. This is very uh, like intentional and and and vicious
Okay, so do you think this happened because uh
Yeah, you're raised your religion your ancestry
political affiliation
It's something like that
But it it doesn't matter what it's about it's the point that I feel literally right now
I fear I'm not going into my apartment because I want to stand here until a police officer gets here and sees
What happens with their own eyes when they can see what has physically been done
Whoo, I need a reply just need somebody is that is that hard to ask to have a police officer to quickly come here
And and visually see this with their body cam and get physical evidence so that I can figure it out later with the police
Or whoever what is going on and I feel safer
Okay, I'm just telling you the rule that we have to abide by we have certain policies procedures already in place
That's what I'm asking you and so far. This is not a dispatchable call
And I'm sorry. I know that you're upset. I know that you just straw it
And I know that you're scared, but I can't send police officers to you
You have to do the report online
We'll take no for an answer and how am I like I just don't understand like I you how am I supposed to go sleep
You know if if officers even if officers were to respond up there
It would it would divert if somebody's looking at me right now
Yeah, it would divert them they would know. Oh my gosh, you got the police involved
It would divert them from doing something more dangerous
Ma'am, I'm not sending police officers out your way. You have to do the online report
What's your serial number and your your name and your back like you I need all your information
My supervisor number is 139
139 and what's your last name? Yeah, what's your your I don't have to give that to you
You're not going to give me it
No, I don't have what department are you what division are you? We identify as supervisor numbers
I work for communications division
Okay, and you're telling me I need to do a report hang up on this fucking bitch lady
Hang up on this fucking strung out fucking schizo
Online that's the only way right now that I can get any sort of safety is file a report online right now
In the middle of the night while I'm supposed to just go to sleep after all this
What you do after that that's that's totally up to you
But you have to file that report even if I think the person is still here. Yes
You haven't given me any reason to think that the person is still there
Nobody has seen this person. You won't tell me what this protest about
I don't need to know that but I need to know if that's related to any kind of labor dispute
Is it a hate crime is you're not really giving me any information
Are you a supervisor?
you're okay
I just seem so like this it's like um
So if somebody's telling you they're protesting they continue to protest over the last year and over the year
There have been certain little things happening, but it never got bad to where somebody showed up
Not within three hours of me going to protest and coming back home
My van is sealed up with fucky. I can't get in. This is also my home
My van is also my home
When I go off and I go out of town or travel. It's my home. I can't even get into it right now
And now I think this just happened when I went to go protest within the last three three fucking hours
It's a hate crime. It's a hate crime because I was
What's that?
Why can't you why can't you send somebody?
Witnesses that if we don't have any follow-up information, I can't send
My god
Okay, I live I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right now
I live near I live in the neighborhood of the Scientology and Scientology has had
Really bad association with the east division police department
So I felt threatened to even report this right now
And the other thing is I was just protesting and I lived near their buildings
So it is very much
It feels very unsafe because they are right on top of me. They're very close to me
And this is very personal. I was born and raised in this
Scientology cult and I'm trying to expose them and my parents and my whole life is connected to them
And I'm alone out here in the outside world. So well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now, huh?
All I have is the police and the legal system to help me and I'm not getting that right now even out
I know it was I 100% know it was that I can guarantee you
I have I literally have Scientology stuff that says stop abusing children
Stop, you know Scientology is a cult danger. They did this literally I just I was live streaming my protesting
So I have evidence where you can see literally not even less than an hour ago
I was protesting and doing four hours of live streaming right outside the Scientology blue buildings
And so now I walked
You know, I'm very close in the environment
So I it's just been a routine and I come home to that that is so scary to me. That is unbelievably unacceptable
Got it. And I'm afraid to have a police person from the east division come. I feel like I'm gonna
Definitely not get helped and get more stopped
Got it
So let me ask you one more time. Um, do you think the value of your property is five thousand dollars or more?
Yeah, at this point. Yes, because all my tires. Oh my god
Listen to that lie
She says that the damages are five thousand dollars or more
You could buy three of those vans with five thousand dollars. What are you kidding me?
Five thousand dollars
Listen to how she lies to the police to try to set me up for this
I just want y'all to soak that in
Okay, what she was willing to do to me
And lie to the police like she just fucking did more than once
That's what she was willing to do to me
There's a slash my mirror's broken all the key is all keels are fucked
Some of the outside of it is keyed. I don't know if some of that
I didn't just doing what I travel with or what they did
But this was definitely intentional and it's it's right near my where I live
Oh god, so if it's five thousand or more I can dispatch on that
Okay, please do that because each tire is the like fucking
$600 alone. These are insane desert tires and these these they were 125 dollars each
That's another lie. How many is that?
Because we looked and we saw and the range was something like between 80 and 125 dollars for each of those fucking tires
this lying bitch
I remember we went and we fucking searched for him online
She is still willing to do that to me. Yeah, this piece of shit
People know that whoever did this knew that they know that this is my livelihood. I live stream all the time
Got it. What's your address there? Okay. I'm gonna mute. I'm live streaming right now just for my own safety
Hold on. I'm gonna mute one second
Live streaming for your own safety
Okay
Four three two one clark avenue
And the scratching and everything like I don't know what they did or didn't do
They broke my mirror like what maybe they did fucking shit under the van. They
Okay
Thank you guys for being here. This is insane
So, yeah, they're gonna they're sending out officers because
It is more than because you lied
$5,000 worth of damage. All right. What a lying sack of fucking shit
Okay
You could hit this thing with a fucking missile and you could replace everything on it for 500 bucks
This is fucking insane. How dare people think that people coming out to protest and
That you know
No, this this is not gonna stop people from exposing Scientology. You're fucking out of your mind
You literally just fucking started another fucking light under my ass. Okay
Oh
You fucking basket case, bitch
I hope she buys drugs with fucking fentanyl
Okay
I hope her coke gets spiked with fentanyl
This fucking lying sack of shit trying to destroy my life
You fucking pig bitch
Disgusting disgusting human shame on you
You're a liar
mentirosa
And people who watch this right now and that you're in you're the fucking goons in the chat
Why don't you fucking faggots talk about this?
Huh, why don't you faggots talk about this?
Because you are chicken shit to the fucking core because this is the truth
You walk fox a little
I'm gonna walk up the sidewalk a bit. I'm just gonna walk put a one in the chat if you've never seen this before. I'm curious
If you've never seen this before put a one in the chat
Now I didn't invent put a one in the chat, but you know these cocksuckers took it from me, right?
You know
Now I just see how does he switch from one side to the other in the picture
I mean, yeah, no, I just wanted her to pee right there
Yeah, no, I don't care about the value, but I'm saying the value of the property
I'm saying it's just insane that they'll only come out if it's just over a certain amount
It's just like this is not about the value like
Yeah, that they did fucking just cause me fucking a shit ton of money right now, but this is like
This is intentional purposeful
You know letting making people fear for their lives
What a fucking piece of shit
What a fucking piece of shit as if she doesn't do that to other people
I
Fucking believe
Is stay away mother it's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
First one to complain leaves with the blood stain damn right i'm a maniac. You better watch it back
You're stuck up. You just
Stay away mother it's just one of those days
I feel like
I want to thank everybody for coming out and joining me tonight
Thank you much
We're gonna pick up. I mean it's three hour video with lara, so we got more to watch
I'll do an after show on the
Man
Very much
So come on get it
I