1 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,080 you 2 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,940 how many times do you hear it 3 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:31,740 it goes on a whole day long 4 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,200 everyone knows everything 5 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:39,760 and no one's ever wrong 6 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,460 until later 7 00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:43,800 who can you believe 8 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,180 it's hard to play the exit 9 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,540 but apart from a few good friends 10 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:57,840 we don't take anything on faith 11 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:01,820 until later 12 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,340 shut up 13 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,220 don't tell 14 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,900 shut up 15 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,000 don't tell me 16 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,720 you figured out the score 17 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,720 shut up 18 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,120 don't tell me 19 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,640 I've heard it all before 20 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,940 shut up 21 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:27,320 don't tell me 22 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,260 I don't care what you say 23 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:30,020 shut up 24 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,120 don't tell me 25 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,980 you can twist perceptions 26 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,520 reality won't budge 27 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,460 you can raise objections 28 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,800 I won't be the judge 29 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,640 I'm the jury 30 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,700 I'll give the new affection 31 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:54,820 watching from the fence 32 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:59,040 give the jury direction 33 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,980 based on the evidence 34 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:07,720 I'm the jury 35 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,700 shut up 36 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:15,620 don't tell 37 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:16,840 don't tell 38 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,880 shut up 39 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,380 don't tell me 40 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:26,240 I'm the jury 41 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,660 I'll give the new affection 42 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:28,160 shut up 43 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:29,480 don't tell me 44 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,100 I'll try and keep it short 45 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:32,200 shut up 46 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:33,640 don't tell me 47 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,300 you're not my young man 48 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,220 shut up 49 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:37,840 don't tell me 50 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,020 you can twist perceptions 51 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:40,520 shut up 52 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,700 don't tell me 53 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:35,520 You, you don't care, don't care 54 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:43,940 You, you don't care, don't care 55 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:50,740 You, you don't care 56 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,420 Shout me, don't tell me 57 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:54,080 Hey, are you in my core? 58 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,520 Shout me, don't tell me 59 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,180 Let's try to keep it short 60 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:00,680 Shout me, don't tell me 61 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,580 I don't care what you say 62 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:04,780 Shout me, don't tell me 63 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:06,500 Let's see exhibit A 64 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,960 Shout me, don't tell me 65 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,680 You'll pick it up this floor 66 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,100 Shout me, don't tell me 67 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,640 I've heard it all before 68 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,260 Show me don't tell me 69 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,260 It's not what you want, take me out 70 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:21,440 Show me don't tell me 71 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,400 The wisdom's getting snatched 72 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,540 Show me don't tell me 73 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:27,460 Ain't all of me no more 74 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,740 Show me don't tell me 75 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,380 Excited in the shore 76 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:33,900 Show me don't tell me 77 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,760 I don't care what you said 78 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,000 Show me don't tell me 79 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,420 You can see me now 80 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:13,020 You can see me now 81 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:13,080 You can see me now 82 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,120 They can say he's not your kind 83 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,020 But never get tired of putting it down 84 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:22,160 And I never know when I come around 85 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,480 But I'm gonna find 86 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,280 Don't let them break up your mind 87 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,820 Don't you look good 88 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:37,520 Waiting for one more move soon 89 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:45,200 Please, come take my hand 90 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:50,980 And hold on 91 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:54,520 You'll be the one to say 92 00:06:55,980 --> 00:07:01,720 Son, you'll be mine 93 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,740 All the risks and the suffer 94 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,560 All of my life over this thing 95 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,120 Cause it cuts like a knife 96 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,180 The boy's no good 97 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,900 Well, I'll find what I'm looking for 98 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,160 But if they give a chance 99 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,300 I'll end it for sure 100 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,640 Surely I would 101 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,700 Baby, I've done what I could 102 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,260 Now it's up to you, kid 103 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:32,340 You'll be the one to say 104 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:42,080 Please, come take my hand 105 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,120 And hold on 106 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:49,440 You'll be the one to say 107 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:55,900 Son, you'll be mine 108 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,760 Oh 109 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,220 Don't you look good 110 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:22,620 Waiting for one more move soon 111 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:31,760 Please, come take my hand 112 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,380 And hold on 113 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:39,640 You'll be the one to say 114 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:45,500 Son, you'll be mine 115 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,220 Oh 116 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,820 You'll be the one to say 117 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,180 Oh 118 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:36,100 My immaculate tree 119 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:38,700 Made red bad skin 120 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,600 I've been waiting for you 121 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,740 Son, we're the home tattoo 122 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,060 Happy birthday to you 123 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,780 What's created for you 124 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,620 Can I forgive the thought of the thought 125 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,500 And the sleep 126 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:02,180 Can I believe you're taking my heart 127 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:04,720 To leave it 128 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:05,400 Oh 129 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,340 It'll take a little time 130 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:12,160 Might take a little cry 131 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,080 To come undone 132 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,660 Now we'll try 133 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:20,420 To stay blind 134 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:25,820 To the hope of being outside 135 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,620 Hey child 136 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:34,200 Stay wilder than the wind 137 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:39,060 And blow me into a cloud 138 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,540 Who do you need 139 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,360 Who do you love 140 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,840 When you come undone 141 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,680 Who do you need 142 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,460 Who do you love 143 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,540 When you come undone 144 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:09,860 When I play me deja vu 145 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:12,480 Like a radio tune 146 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,260 I swear I've heard before 147 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,060 Cheer 148 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,940 Is it something real 149 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:23,900 Or the magic I'm feeding 150 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,120 Of your fingers 151 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,300 Can I forgive the thought of the thought 152 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,200 And the sleep 153 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,000 Can I believe you're taking my heart 154 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,380 To leave it 155 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:38,920 Lost 156 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,960 In a snow-built sky 157 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,700 We'll make it alright 158 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:49,060 To come undone 159 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,440 Now we'll try 160 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,060 To stay blind 161 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:59,600 To the hope of being outside 162 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,520 Hey child 163 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:07,980 Stay wilder than the wind 164 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:13,560 And blow me into a cloud 165 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,900 Who do you need 166 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,580 Who do you love 167 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:23,060 When you come undone 168 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:27,880 Who do you need 169 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,620 Who do you love 170 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:33,940 When you come undone 171 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,420 Who do you need 172 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:42,020 Who do you love 173 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,920 When you come undone 174 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,120 I cannot see 175 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,580 Losing my faith 176 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:35,160 But I'm trying to believe 177 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,920 Yeah, yeah 178 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,420 Yeah, yeah 179 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:45,900 Trying to be free 180 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,440 Yeah, yeah 181 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,840 Yeah, yeah 182 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,540 The world is after me 183 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,840 The world is after me 184 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:10,020 The feet and the jones 185 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,940 I've reluctant to fight 186 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,280 Called out alone 187 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,220 At the end of the night 188 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,920 They're looking for victims 189 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,140 And looking for me 190 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:26,080 I'm blind in my eyes 191 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,480 But I'm trying to see 192 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,140 Yeah, yeah 193 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,700 Yeah, yeah 194 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:39,260 I'm trying to see 195 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,760 Yeah, yeah 196 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,520 Yeah, yeah 197 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,920 The world is after me 198 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,400 The world is after me 199 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,100 Feels like I'm caught in the ocean 200 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:11,640 There's always someone to help me down 201 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,520 The twisted tangled emotions 202 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:22,540 There's always someone to help me down 203 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,880 Trying to believe 204 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,340 Yeah, yeah 205 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,420 Yeah, yeah 206 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:53,700 Trying to be free 207 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,880 Yeah, yeah 208 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:02,040 Yeah, yeah 209 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,400 I'm trying to see 210 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,000 Yeah, yeah 211 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,340 Yeah, yeah 212 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,160 I'm trying to see 213 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,740 Yeah, yeah 214 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,620 Yeah, yeah 215 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,700 The world is after me 216 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:31,220 The world is after me 217 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,400 The world is after me 218 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,780 The world is after me 219 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:48,220 The world is after me 220 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:17,380 The world is after me 221 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,260 Let's go, yeah 222 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,920 I'm like an addict, dude, I gotta have it 223 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,100 I ain't even playing, got a really bad habit 224 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,440 If it moves, gotta grab it 225 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,640 Fuze like a magnet, lose won't have it 226 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,920 Till I'm doomed in a casket 227 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,280 I ain't playing, got a weird mind 228 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,500 If you work eight hours, I'ma work nine 229 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,840 If the shit tastes sour, you should taste mine 230 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,200 I'ma stay in power for a long time 231 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,120 Get up, nah, I ain't a quitter 232 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,580 Toss me the ball, I'm a really big hitter 233 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,740 Big picture, I'm a straight killer 234 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:58,200 Rising the song to the highest bidder 235 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,620 Got juice, got gas, I'ma move fast 236 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,820 New shoes, new tracks, like who's that? 237 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,380 I'm new, come back better than last year 238 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,460 So know me, never gonna look back 239 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,960 Never gonna look back 240 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,100 Cause damn I was built to last 241 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,580 You move slow and I move fast 242 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,040 And that's facts 243 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,620 Only I can make a change 244 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,860 Slowly take a step today 245 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,380 I will never be the same 246 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,780 Cause that's what it takes 247 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,900 I take shots to the top, I'll get it 248 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,080 I got one life, I'ma do all the winning 249 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,980 I do what's right, push until I fall 250 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,300 I'm slipping to get back up 251 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,880 Always stand tall, I'm grinning 252 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,160 I got cuts, real deep in bruise 253 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,740 The squad, I had to learn how to think 254 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,760 With my head in my heart, I've been chewed up 255 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,080 Spinned out, torn apart 256 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,460 But picking up all the pieces is a form of art 257 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,740 Never gonna look back 258 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,040 Cause damn I was built to last 259 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,440 You move slow and I move fast 260 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,900 And that's facts 261 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,480 Only I can make a change 262 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,680 Slowly take a step today 263 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,300 I will never be the same 264 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,560 Cause that's what it takes 265 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,340 All right from the pineapple 266 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,660 The Big Apple from Maine to Spain 267 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,980 This is the Zero Dark Tone Channel 268 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,200 Shout, I am Tony Deere host 269 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,500 For a special matinee that we're gonna be doing here 270 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,060 I didn't even plan this 271 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:25,800 I have the APEX screen all set up 272 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,680 But I thought I'd throw on the old 273 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,000 Dolce & Gabbanas 274 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,980 To feel a little more Italian 275 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,420 Because fuck you 276 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,900 Okay, how about that 277 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,340 Because fuck you 278 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,120 You made your bed 279 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,960 Now you're gonna have to sleep in 280 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,100 So 281 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,080 Happy Saturday everybody 282 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,480 Hope you're having a good day 283 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,880 Whether it is cold or warm 284 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,120 Like I said from the pineapple to the Big Apple 285 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,100 That would be from Hawaii to New York 286 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,340 From Maine, which is Maine 287 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:10,060 To Spain where the rain falls mainly on the plane 288 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,840 I hope everybody understands how that all works 289 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,540 And where the inspiration came from 290 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,700 So, what we got here 291 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,520 You know we gotta kick it off the right way 292 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,940 And we gotta check in and see what our buddy Tony Chase is doing 293 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:28,460 Let's see how he's going Tony 294 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,940 Now the title of this one 295 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,640 Let me tell you the title 296 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,940 Okay, hate club lists 297 00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:40,040 Of dirty government stalking me and my parents 298 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,640 Genetic thieves 299 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,880 And helter skelter, comma 300 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,180 Plus 301 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,900 I could have been a plastic surgeon 302 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,900 You know, I'm a lawyer 303 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,460 Maybe even a conductor 304 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,600 Here we are 305 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,800 Let's go 306 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:03,420 And I don't need a train conductor 307 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:04,680 I need an orchestra one 308 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,960 And in reference to the government 309 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,960 Falsely 310 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,800 Accusating and trying to rape 311 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,820 And trying to sexually assault me 312 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:17,560 These government people 313 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,000 And their violations is treason 314 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,040 And in terms of murder 315 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,320 You know from the day I was born 316 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,560 There was royal hermaphrodite documents 317 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,140 It says don't ever touch me 318 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,040 Don't ever stalk me 319 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,040 Don't ever damage anything on my body 320 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,340 And these people know that 321 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,860 And it is on treasury documents 322 00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,260 These government 323 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:37,160 He's gonna kill somebody 324 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,340 I don't know when 325 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,880 I don't know if he has or not 326 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,500 You know, I don't know if he has or not 327 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,180 Could he? 328 00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:43,860 Sure 329 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,420 Could he have? 330 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:45,740 Yes 331 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,440 I feel like we're never gonna know 332 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,660 People are still hitting me 333 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,700 In the face and teeth 334 00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,560 They're hitting me right here 335 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,560 On the right hand side 336 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,440 They did it all night 337 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,560 Like when I was sleeping 338 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,560 And when I was awake 339 00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:06,920 And these government people 340 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,560 Are trying to terrorize professional models 341 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:13,440 People that have pro accolades 342 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,080 Or the history of the entertainment industry 343 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,600 These people are stalking people 344 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,100 Whose careers 345 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,140 Have been, you know 346 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,160 Since they were young 347 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,140 And these people are trying to play this game 348 00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:27,740 Of terrorizing, manipulating, mutilating 349 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,420 For the record 350 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:31,040 I will assist any law enforcement 351 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,580 That needs to be insisted 352 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:33,500 Assisted 353 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,520 I insist on assisting 354 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:38,140 So, you know 355 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,340 Holla Chaboy 356 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,940 Hitting people and abusing people 357 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,200 Based on their hatred 358 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,320 Or their jealousy 359 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,120 Or their hatred 360 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:49,620 More than happy to 361 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,120 A person's looks 362 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:52,620 Or a person's attributes 363 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,580 Or a person's genetics 364 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:56,840 These people in these satellite control rooms 365 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,140 Are sick ass people 366 00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:00,960 These people are very horrible people 367 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,780 They're terrible 368 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,840 These people that are what they're doing 369 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,400 Spying on people, kidnapping people 370 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,620 Changing their names 371 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,100 Holding them hostage 372 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,400 Burning them, zapping them 373 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,280 Damaging their 374 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,000 This sounds strangely familiar 375 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,860 This sounds strangely familiar 376 00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:19,380 And I know when I look this way 377 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:20,880 It's like I'm looking towards 378 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,600 Or this way 379 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,320 I could look like I'm looking towards somebody 380 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:24,660 No, I'm not 381 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,740 I'm pretending someone's there 382 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:29,080 But nobody's there 383 00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:31,620 They're bones and body parts 384 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,080 Hello? 385 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,740 Anybody here? 386 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,220 No, okay 387 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:36,680 Ma 388 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,520 Oreo smoothie, now 389 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:43,320 These satellite controllers are sick ass people 390 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,500 These people need to get prosecuted for their crimes 391 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:50,380 The politicians covering up the abuses are sick 392 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,260 They're disrespecting the country 393 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,740 Disrespecting the laws 394 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:57,620 These politicians and government agencies 395 00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:58,880 That are doing these things 396 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,420 Or what the country was warned about 397 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:03,940 These types of people got into government 398 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,940 They would do these types of things 399 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:08,460 They would show their history 400 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,580 Of what their connections were 401 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:11,840 To mutilations 402 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,880 Or their history of abusing people 403 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,120 In the country they came from 404 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,340 Or wherever they were at 405 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,520 In America 406 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,580 The history of these people stalking people 407 00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:22,900 To damage their teeth 408 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:24,680 Messing up their teeth 409 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,480 Trying to make their bodies look unhealthy 410 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:29,560 Every time they're messing with somebody's teeth 411 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,040 They're trying to make somebody look unhealthy 412 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,600 Well, some people do that on their own 413 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:35,480 You know what I'm saying? 414 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:39,920 Each and every time they're burning a mouth 415 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,840 Burning a face 416 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,500 Burning molars 417 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,740 Or burning front teeth 418 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:45,240 It's all their game 419 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,800 They're a game of trying to call somebody a German 420 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,660 Where they try to mess up their looks 421 00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:52,180 And then they try to claim that they thought 422 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:55,420 The person's looks came from their German race 423 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,700 I'm not German, man 424 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,240 Nobody in my family was ever German 425 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:01,420 Nobody 426 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,720 And my family tree is documented 427 00:26:05,380 --> 00:26:06,100 It is 428 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,140 It's documented even at the Treasury 429 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,140 In the Supreme Court 430 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,580 There's even documents of it at the White House 431 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:13,840 She did 432 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:15,140 There was 433 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,540 Unless they destroyed them 434 00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:20,080 Or they threw them away or something 435 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,860 The activity of these people is disgusting 436 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,260 They're trying to play their helter-skelter 437 00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:29,660 Their fatal attraction game 438 00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:32,900 Of torturing people, messing up people's teeth and faces 439 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,840 It's illegal for them to be practicing 440 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,680 Their cult rituals on other races 441 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,560 The activity of them stalking a person 442 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,300 Them claiming, oh, what you say doesn't matter 443 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:47,380 Because they say they're in government 444 00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:49,180 That's why there's an impeachment process 445 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:52,760 You can end up in a federal prison 446 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,580 Or whatever kind of prison they can put you in 447 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:55,160 Government, man 448 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,600 What other kind is there? 449 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:59,300 What other kind of prison is there other than federal? 450 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,720 I mean, black sites, yeah, sure 451 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,480 But... 452 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:08,340 You have no legal right 453 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:11,940 You're trying to claim that you thought you could mess up other people's looks 454 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:14,040 Because you're trying to make yourself look better 455 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,900 When people are professional models, professional entertainers 456 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,580 And just professional people in their careers 457 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:22,880 Or college-educated 458 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,020 You think you can just tear down other people or steal their money 459 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,560 Claiming you thought somebody owed you something 460 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,560 Because you didn't pursue a career 461 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,300 You thought you could hold somebody hostage 462 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:36,420 Because you didn't take better care of yourself 463 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:40,540 You thought you'd steal other people's genetics from higher classes 464 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,020 And then try to control their life 465 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,860 By trying to get into their family names 466 00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:45,580 That's fucked up 467 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,460 You have no legal right at all 468 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,040 That's fucked up 469 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,840 No matter what you think 470 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,020 No matter where you came from 471 00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:53,260 You're violating American freedom 472 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:54,860 I wish he would just turn the fuck off 473 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:55,940 Whatever he's listening to 474 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,720 This fucking... 475 00:27:59,300 --> 00:27:59,980 This fucking guy 476 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,640 Human freedom 477 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,240 And American privacy 478 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:08,660 You're violating social rights of people 479 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:09,720 And their friends 480 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,260 And their families and history 481 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,540 You're just a con artist 482 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:16,240 You're sick of people playing Ponzi schemes 483 00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:18,740 Damaging other people's lives 484 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,140 Trying to run them into the ground 485 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,420 You're terrorists 486 00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,760 You're satellite games or treason 487 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,640 And your people should get prosecuted for what you've done 488 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,500 Yes 489 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,660 No matter what you think 490 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,520 You're violating American laws of privacy 491 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,720 And privacy rights 492 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,300 You're violating people's anatomy 493 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,500 You're violating the FDA 494 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,000 You're violating the ADA 495 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,820 You're violating the health industry 496 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:45,140 The sports industry 497 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,980 You're violating the asthma association 498 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,360 You're violating all kinds of things 499 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,660 Alright, that's a little too much 500 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:55,560 Alright 501 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,080 Time out 502 00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:58,500 Time out 503 00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,800 Time out 504 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:02,780 Time out 505 00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:04,620 Okay, the asthma association 506 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,300 Now you've gone too far 507 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,260 Tony Chase 508 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,040 And what's it for? 509 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,280 Because you can't get your mind right 510 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,840 You can't keep your mind straight 511 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,420 Without you stalking 512 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:20,300 Or trying to paralyze people's faces 513 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,180 Because you want people to look stupid 514 00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,680 You want to make people look stupid, why? 515 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,040 Because people worked in careers longer than you 516 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,500 People have been entertainers longer than you, you freak 517 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,640 Thought you'd come into this country 518 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,880 You thought you'd be in this country 519 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:39,940 Or be in government 520 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:42,860 Thinking that that was an achievement 521 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,900 Those people in government 522 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,760 Was hiring people of their own race 523 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,300 That would conspire with their health or skelter 524 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,020 Or their Nazi genocide activities 525 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,360 Of terrorizing Americans 526 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:56,840 That's why 527 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,360 I'm going to switch from the Dolce's 528 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,460 To the Carreras 529 00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,160 Just give me just one second here 530 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,280 I'm going to make a switch 531 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,140 Fucking things with the headphones are hurting 532 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:09,840 The side of my head 533 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,400 It's a wide thing 534 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,540 Thing, it's a wide the thing 535 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,240 Yeah, that's better 536 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,220 My memories to people stealing any of my money 537 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:22,880 You're going to jail 538 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,540 You're stealing, trying to steal my identity 539 00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,320 Yeah, the rebound is best for this 540 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,160 Try to damage my looks to try to get away 541 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,360 With stealing my identity 542 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:36,940 My identity's already documented 543 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,080 And you're not, your family's not originally 544 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,020 From this country 545 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,960 You don't have a right murdering off people 546 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,080 Of this country trying to make yourself 547 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,920 The leader of everybody's lives 548 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,140 Politics is not the situation 549 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,140 Of leadership of people's private lives 550 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,200 Not in this country, it's not a communist country 551 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,720 Your activity of being in government claiming 552 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,060 That you thought you could steal other people's wealth 553 00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:04,840 By making up accusations on them 554 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,920 When they don't even talk about your dirty 555 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,940 President shit 556 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:11,100 Your games 557 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,040 There's any records or any history of any of you 558 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,640 Political people violating my life at all 559 00:31:17,820 --> 00:31:18,920 You're going to need to go to court 560 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,920 If you violated my parents' rights 561 00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:23,580 You're going to need to go to court 562 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,120 There is no statute of limitations for you 563 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,420 To get away with any of this shit 564 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,360 And you must be ordered into court 565 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,720 You need to get ordered into court, government man 566 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,980 And that's all there is to that 567 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,480 You got to get ordered into court, government man 568 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:40,860 Now 569 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:44,380 Move 570 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:45,820 Move 571 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,200 Turn me on to something here 572 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,820 And we started watching it the other day 573 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:50,560 This is Josh and Mama 574 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,680 Alright, and Josh and Mama 575 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,200 Are going to make something called pig licking cake 576 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,280 I don't know what this is 577 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,560 But I know we're going to like it, let's go 578 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,020 Oh, and by the way 579 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,580 As far as 580 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,240 My opinion 581 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:10,740 On 582 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:15,060 The shenanigans and chicanery 583 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,860 I believe it's Chi 584 00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:20,900 That's my belief, I believe it is Chi 585 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:23,180 And Scott 586 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:26,140 And they are doing some fucking bullshit 587 00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:28,040 And Chi just takes it too far 588 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,180 But 589 00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:35,720 Who went after Clearwater Crash Outs kids on Facebook? 590 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:36,780 Chi 591 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:39,620 Okay, alright 592 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:41,620 So let's go back over to Josh and Mama 593 00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:44,020 And Chi, I hope the FBI 594 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,580 Kicks in your fucking door 595 00:32:45,580 --> 00:32:47,660 And, you know 596 00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,780 And they take your ass to fucking jail 597 00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:51,340 I really do 598 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:54,480 In fact Chi, I hope it's you 599 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,600 Not only do I think it's you 600 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,180 I hope it's you 601 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,680 And if it is you 602 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,880 You best find your way back to fucking Guadalajara 603 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,420 Puta, okay? 604 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,640 Because if it is you 605 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,140 You have a very, very big problem bitch 606 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:15,080 And I'm going to be the first one fucking cheering 607 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,920 And laughing when you get locked the fuck up 608 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,980 We got more coming out about you Chi 609 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,620 It's coming 610 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:28,280 It's coming, and Scott 611 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,920 I hope Chi's involved so that you 612 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,360 Will be involved in this 613 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,620 What soon to be apparently 614 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,140 Federal investigation 615 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:40,620 Good luck 616 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,820 You better stop fucking fucking with people 617 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,580 You really better stop fucking with people 618 00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:48,460 Because they left you 619 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:49,720 You fat fuck 620 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,200 You smell 621 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,720 You're rude 622 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,360 You don't have any fucking class 623 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,340 And people see that 624 00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:59,360 That's your fault, not theirs 625 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,220 Leave people alone 626 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:04,620 You have put yourself where the fuck you are 627 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,000 And I know that you motherfuckers 628 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,360 Ain't gonna terrorize me anymore 629 00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:15,240 Because my legal issues 630 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:17,760 With some of the people who have threatened my life 631 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,860 Okay 632 00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:21,200 Is moving forward 633 00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:23,640 And that's all I'm gonna say 634 00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:26,200 It is moving forward 635 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,740 And it will continue to move forward 636 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,580 Because your motherfuckers are gonna leave me the fuck alone 637 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:41,560 I guarantee it 638 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,080 As you could see the wheels are not turning in your favor 639 00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:49,300 You should stop 640 00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:51,580 But you won't listen to that 641 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,160 And once the FBI gets involved they can call 642 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,400 Fucking other countries and you know 643 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,500 They do that, you know 644 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:04,160 Especially with online terrorists 645 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,440 Which they wanna nip in the bud 646 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,740 In this fucking, not only this administration 647 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,660 But with this FBI 648 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,880 They wanna get at all these fucking 649 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,440 Online 764 suicide troll fucking terrorists 650 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,940 So fuck you 651 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:22,160 It's all gonna come back around 652 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,900 You fucking pedo-milker cunt 653 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:27,460 Okay, I feel better 654 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,460 Mama, what are we making today? 655 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,360 I'm kidding 656 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,960 Fuck is the gay forest gump over here 657 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,600 I'm kidding, I'm kidding 658 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,180 Y'all, this is what we're making today 659 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,820 That mama look good today 660 00:35:41,820 --> 00:35:43,720 Was a fail 661 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,540 Mama ain't ugly, how did she fucking 662 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:48,780 What happened with this kid? 663 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:49,660 Yesterday 664 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:51,140 That's what that was 665 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:52,120 Yeah, total fail 666 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,340 But we're gonna keep trying to work on that one 667 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:56,500 We're gonna get them dang cinnamon twists 668 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,680 It's one of these days 669 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,300 We are 670 00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,920 As soon as we find the right noodles 671 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,180 We are going at it 672 00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:01,720 It's over 673 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,060 We're having the right noodles 674 00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:06,980 But today we are gonna be making a pig licking cake 675 00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:07,420 Pig 676 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,560 You know all about that 677 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:13,420 Well, yeah, this kinda sort of fits my thing 678 00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:14,660 With my house on it 679 00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:14,800 Oh lord 680 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,240 We gotta do a pig update this week 681 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,720 So we can give y'all all the tea 682 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,260 This weekend I'm gonna go over to mama's house 683 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:21,640 So she can walk y'all through it 684 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,100 Cause it's a hot mess 685 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,480 Big mess, big mess 686 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,440 It's time to just 687 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,920 I say get rid of everything 688 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,480 Every animal, everything 689 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,340 I know 690 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,800 If you ever wanna go to the zoo 691 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,060 You just drive up to Columbia 692 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:34,900 Right, like I've been dabbled in the form life 693 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,260 I'm like ready to just hang this up 694 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:40,280 It was one, you had a good long year 695 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,640 That's right, a whole year 696 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,700 You had a year run 697 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,140 Right 698 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:44,260 Let's call it a day 699 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:48,320 So listen, Sierra sent over this recipe 700 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,200 Okay 701 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,080 And she sent like this beautiful 702 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:55,580 Back story to this cake 703 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,100 Ooh 704 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:56,700 Okay 705 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:57,900 I don't even think I know it 706 00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,240 You don't, oh Josh, look 707 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,940 It is so sweet 708 00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:01,400 Always 709 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,240 So think it's sweet 710 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,640 So her great-grandma was born in 1916 711 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,820 Oh, hell 712 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:06,340 One of those 713 00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:07,240 She got married, listen 714 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,560 She got married in 1938 715 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:14,120 Well, great-grandpa was in World War I 716 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:15,180 Okay 717 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,740 And they basically fell in love over this cake 718 00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:20,500 Okay 719 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,300 Great-grandma made it for him 720 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,660 And he fell in love with her 721 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:25,020 I feel like she made this cake 722 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,360 Can you ship me this cake 723 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,300 I need some overseas 724 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:29,420 I need you, right 725 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:30,960 Well anyway, so 726 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,680 While he was off at war 727 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,420 His ship got blew up 728 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,200 And they sent great-grandma a telegram 729 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,480 Telling her that he was dead 730 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,720 And like in all the history books 731 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,960 And everything he's dead 732 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,280 But he wasn't 733 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,100 He showed up at her front door 734 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,320 He came home 735 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,080 Oh 736 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,120 And the first thing he asked for 737 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,120 Was this cake 738 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,840 She probably thought she was seeing a ghost 739 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,680 Look 740 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,580 I would have been freaked out 741 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:01,940 Can you imagine 742 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:04,460 I mean because when you go to war 743 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:07,080 You hope they come home 744 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,200 But you just don't know 745 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,740 And then when you get the telegram 746 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,020 That they're gone 747 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,540 Her emotional state was probably 748 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,340 Boop, boop, boop, boop 749 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,200 Oh my gosh 750 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,740 Yeah, then they show up 751 00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:17,640 Then when he did come home 752 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,580 Oh my 753 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:20,020 All he wanted was this cake 754 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,500 Hey, she probably makes him a cake 755 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,640 Every day, damn 756 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,540 That is just a beautiful story 757 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:25,200 I love it 758 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,560 That's some damn hallmark movie or something 759 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,520 It is 760 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,760 That's like show or something 761 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,580 Oh, dang 762 00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,180 I want to know the rest of the story 763 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,440 You know, but back then 764 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,000 They made everything from scratch 765 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,320 They grew their own fruits and vegetables 766 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,400 These are all meat 767 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,940 They didn't have no Betty Crocker 768 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,180 Cool whip in a tub 769 00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:42,880 They did not 770 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,360 They didn't have no Jell-O packets 771 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,700 But she made everything from scratch 772 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,520 And over the years 773 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,420 She did start substituting 774 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:52,120 Like cans and stuff, you know 775 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:52,940 So no big deal 776 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:54,260 It's still just as good 777 00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:55,440 This is grandma approved 778 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,360 We can do this 779 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,300 Yes, we're going to do this 780 00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,500 So I'm excited 781 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,960 So basically we are going to 782 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,780 She's like, fuck yeah 783 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,140 We're going to make this cake 784 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:07,880 Based on the instructions in the back 785 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,960 But we are going to add a can 786 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,480 Of Mandarin oranges 787 00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:13,980 To the cake 788 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:14,740 Wow 789 00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,520 So this cake is so good 790 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,880 You can find a love of your life 791 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,140 And bring them back from the dead 792 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,620 It's so good 793 00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:21,980 Yes, yes 794 00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:24,080 That's one way to look at it 795 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,140 I love that 796 00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:26,700 All right, so let's get started 797 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:27,260 On the cake 798 00:39:27,260 --> 00:39:28,060 What are we using? 799 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:29,760 We're going to use my KitchenAid 800 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,360 Today too 801 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:30,940 Yes 802 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:32,960 Oh, wait 803 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:33,760 Let me grab it 804 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,560 You're already complaining 805 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,560 About your back today 806 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,560 My lower back is hurting today 807 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,540 You don't need to be grabbing it 808 00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:40,720 All right, y'all, we got it 809 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,900 Hell, mom was trying to pick her tool 810 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,100 Oh, grandma Sharon made 811 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,600 Homemade mashed potatoes last night 812 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,100 In her KitchenAid 813 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:50,700 Did she? 814 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,100 And she used this one 815 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:54,160 To mix up her potatoes 816 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,560 Because she cut up her real potatoes 817 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,280 Boiled them 818 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,320 And then dumped them right 819 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,200 Oh, is that a bug? 820 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,040 Wrap pooch 821 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,920 Oh, let's put this over here 822 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,040 Yes, she dumped her hot mashed potatoes 823 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,480 That she just pulled out the water in there 824 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,860 And mixed it up with that thing 825 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:12,980 And it like, it matched them up for 826 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:14,600 Okay, so here's my question 827 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,980 How do I know what this is for? 828 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,560 What this is for 829 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,980 Well, we know one of them is the bread one 830 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,580 The hook is the bread 831 00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:23,200 The hook is the bread 832 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,180 And then this one 833 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:26,760 So which one do you think we need to use today? 834 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,020 I want to use this one 835 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,140 This is what you use 836 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,860 When you mix up a cake with the hand mixer 837 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:31,300 With the hand mixer 838 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,060 It looks like that 839 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,740 Okay, we'll use this today 840 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:34,960 The instruction said 841 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,940 We can't wash that one in the dishwasher 842 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:38,280 This one 843 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,240 What about the other one? 844 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,880 This one, right, right, right 845 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,600 I remember that 846 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,160 Y'all, I'm going to try to have 847 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,240 The kitchen aid linked down below 848 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,400 If y'all want to check them out 849 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,480 Or like go on their website 850 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,540 And try to buy one or something 851 00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:49,800 I'm going to have a link down below 852 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,100 Because we've only used it once 853 00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:53,940 But we already in love with it 854 00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:55,240 We love it, we do 855 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,820 I know I love it 856 00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:57,820 Okay 857 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,320 Wait, I want to test something 858 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,080 Put that on there 859 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:03,940 Can, oh, I was going to see 860 00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,020 If you can lift it up and down 861 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,000 With that on there 862 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,000 But you can't 863 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:08,940 No, you cannot 864 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,940 Lord, no, you can't 865 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:11,660 That's what I was 866 00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:12,600 I was going to see 867 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,680 All right, we're going to go ahead 868 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,560 And put our ingredients in here first, though 869 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:22,300 Okay 870 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,660 Is it bent? 871 00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:25,160 Or is it supposed to be like that? 872 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,800 Well, this side's like that, too 873 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,860 Right there 874 00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:30,300 Make sure my $600 toy 875 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,440 Is still up 876 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:32,780 We're about to have 877 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,100 So many bowls to look today 878 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:36,040 We're making this 879 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,540 We're making the applesauce bread 880 00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:38,660 We're making some pumpkin bread 881 00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:39,580 For somebody 882 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,220 We're going to have to be looking 883 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:42,320 So many bowls today 884 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,340 We are 885 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,140 All right, so let's put our cake in 886 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:47,800 You doing the straight? 887 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,440 What do you mean? 888 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,080 I was just making sure 889 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,640 You know what I need 890 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,100 A cruise 891 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,880 I was going to say a casino trip 892 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,380 I could knock that out in my cruise 893 00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:01,900 Yes, you can 894 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:02,880 I like the way you're thinking 895 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,600 Where is 896 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,280 A oranges, I need oranges 897 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,480 Oh, we put the oranges 898 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,540 Go ahead and put them in there with 899 00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:09,980 That goes in the cake mix 900 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:10,840 Oh 901 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:12,900 Okay, I need a timeout 902 00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:14,040 Wow, what you 903 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,760 I need a timeout 904 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,360 What you looking for? 905 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,260 Mama, what's going on? 906 00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,740 Oh, you got to read the instructions 907 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,420 Okay, you ready? 908 00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:22,780 Yeah 909 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:24,700 All right, so we're going to take our cake mix 910 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:27,420 We're going to take one can of the mandarin oranges 911 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:29,820 With the juice 912 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:30,880 Okay 913 00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:32,960 Put that in here 914 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:36,540 Wow 915 00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:36,820 Wow 916 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,380 Then we're going to take four eggs 917 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:41,300 I got the jumbo eggs 918 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:43,080 Are they actually jumbo this time? 919 00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:45,520 Because remember last time they said they was 920 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,120 But they would 921 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,340 They was all different sizes 922 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:48,180 Oh 923 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:49,960 Pig licking 924 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,920 Don't get a shell on me 925 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,120 If there's a shell 926 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,360 Well, what Lara did for several months 927 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,380 Then they would never find it 928 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,920 Oh, you cracked that one bad 929 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:04,680 I did 930 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,040 Oh, there's a shell 931 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,240 It possibly could be 932 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:12,560 All right, we need one quarter cup of vegetable oil 933 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:13,000 Mmm 934 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,380 What is all over this bottle down there? 935 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:16,840 Oh, is it dirty? 936 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,060 What is that? 937 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:18,860 Where? 938 00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:20,280 All this 939 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,800 Oh, smell it 940 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,000 I'm touching that 941 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:24,700 We're good 942 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,660 Are these the instructions based off the box 943 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,540 Or are they modified instructions? 944 00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:31,860 Where's my box? 945 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:32,540 Right there 946 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,100 Quarter cup of vegetable oil 947 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:36,920 Four eggs 948 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,560 Well, this is three eggs 949 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,340 Oh, so we are kind of modifying it 950 00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:42,380 But four eggs, three eggs, it's all the same 951 00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:43,080 You know what I'm saying? 952 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:45,820 And instead of the water, we're using the 953 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:48,180 Juice from the 954 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,100 The orange juice 955 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,580 Yes, the orange juice 956 00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:51,860 Now let's get this back on 957 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:53,800 So we don't add the pineapples yet? 958 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,700 Uh-uh, we don't 959 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:56,020 Oh 960 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,920 All right, here we go 961 00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:00,080 Lock that in 962 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,700 Do you think we need that? 963 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,300 I do 964 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,000 Oh 965 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,980 Well, we didn't think we needed it the last time either 966 00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:07,680 I know 967 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,460 But we're going to use it because I ain't trying to make a mess 968 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,560 Not today 969 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,860 All right 970 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:14,500 You ready? 971 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:15,440 Let me back up 972 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,020 I'm ready, let's go 973 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:20,480 Oh 974 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,500 This is 975 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,500 We didn't need the splatter guard, look 976 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,960 I know 977 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:28,320 I could probably take that off, what do you think? 978 00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:29,220 Yeah, I want to see it 979 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:30,980 I want to show everybody 980 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:34,120 I think we probably just used the wrong tool the last time 981 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,020 Yeah, I think this is the perfect tool 982 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,220 Yes 983 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:38,380 Speed it up 984 00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:39,560 Speed it up 985 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,740 Oh my gosh 986 00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:41,420 Speed it up 987 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:42,380 Yeah 988 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,420 Those yolks looked a little chilly 989 00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:46,780 There we go 990 00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:48,540 I don't know what the other tool was doing 991 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,640 Me either 992 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,660 This one's perfect 993 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:52,680 This is the tool right here 994 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,340 Yeah, now what? 995 00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:57,000 All right, let's make sure it mixes up really good 996 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,460 Right, go to a tin 997 00:44:58,460 --> 00:44:59,640 Oh, no 998 00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:01,900 I just want to make sure those oranges 999 00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:04,360 get beat up enough 1000 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,300 So we're going to broken up, that's our goal 1001 00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:06,840 Yes 1002 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,040 Okay 1003 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,020 Ta-da 1004 00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,120 Wow 1005 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,580 Look at that 1006 00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:19,100 Yes 1007 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:20,020 Let's try 1008 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,280 All right, we'll go ahead 1009 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,080 Oh 1010 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,860 It's a fucking box mix 1011 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,600 What do you mean, oh 1012 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:33,880 Yeah 1013 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,740 That's funky 1014 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:35,760 Funky 1015 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,500 With the oranges in there 1016 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,420 You don't get a lot of their flavor 1017 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,160 It's mostly their texture 1018 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,660 Mm-hmm 1019 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:46,640 Okay 1020 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,680 I'll take that 1021 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,180 Oh, yeah 1022 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,180 So back in the day, they used to just make the cakes 1023 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:55,000 You know, the little layers 1024 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,660 Layer, icing layer, icing layer 1025 00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:58,360 Uh-oh 1026 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,500 You mean how cakes are made? 1027 00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:03,160 So back in the days 1028 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,400 Which is today because they still make the cake 1029 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,840 Then they layer it 1030 00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:12,560 I wonder what innovations are ahead 1031 00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:16,380 The layer cake is what they used to do 1032 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:16,980 Sure 1033 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:19,140 We don't have any pans for a layer cake 1034 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:21,200 So all we have is 1035 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,680 Oh, so this is supposed to be layered? 1036 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,140 Yeah, it's supposed to be the layer cake 1037 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,540 So we're supposed to cook different flat sheets 1038 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,440 Like different 1039 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:30,000 We don't have none of those 1040 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,200 I mean we can use 1041 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,600 I probably got a small tin pan and a large tin pan 1042 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,920 Don't get in that 1043 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,160 Hold on 1044 00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:39,160 Let's see what you got 1045 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,380 Like this one 1046 00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:45,160 Or even those black ones right there 1047 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,340 We're just going to do this butt can 1048 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,640 That's what we're going to do 1049 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,080 What? 1050 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,460 Which will work just as well 1051 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,280 It's going to work just as well 1052 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,220 It's just not 1053 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,080 All right, no bugs 1054 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,560 What's that? 1055 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:02,740 Sticky, whatever that is 1056 00:47:02,740 --> 00:47:05,160 I don't have the paper thing on it 1057 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:06,980 Will you use this? 1058 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,260 Is that a contact lens? 1059 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,180 No, I don't think we have 1060 00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:11,540 This is our first time using this pan 1061 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,820 Oh, it might be a little glue 1062 00:47:13,820 --> 00:47:16,920 Now I remember back whenever we were kids 1063 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,960 And stuff and my grandma used to make cakes 1064 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,320 And everything with this pan 1065 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,260 That's the only cakes I've ever really known growing up 1066 00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:27,180 They used to only use these in our households 1067 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:28,560 You know? 1068 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,100 Well, I don't know when these came out 1069 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:31,020 You know what I'm saying? 1070 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:32,140 I don't think they had new invention 1071 00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:33,360 Well, I mean 1072 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,580 I know they were a thing when I was a kid 1073 00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:37,080 So we're talking in the 80s 1074 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,940 But now we're talking about in the 40s and 50s 1075 00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:41,200 Right 1076 00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:42,620 What was your story? 1077 00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:43,400 What were you saying? 1078 00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:45,440 Oh, when I was a kid 1079 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,020 Yes 1080 00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:47,680 At Grandma Ruby's 1081 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,460 We used to make our cakes 1082 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:50,580 And we used to 1083 00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:53,060 You know, do all of this 1084 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:53,900 Nonsense 1085 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:55,260 Wow 1086 00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:57,340 Because they didn't have that spray stuff back then 1087 00:47:57,340 --> 00:47:58,240 They did not 1088 00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:59,800 I've never invented that 1089 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,580 Made a killing 1090 00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:01,940 You know they did 1091 00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:04,880 What can we invent in a sprayable? 1092 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:05,820 Sprayable 1093 00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:06,980 So back 1094 00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:09,140 At Grandma Ruby's 1095 00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:09,840 We made a cake 1096 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,500 We always put the oil 1097 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,280 At the bottom of the pan 1098 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,640 Put the flour in there 1099 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,760 Oh, and did that 1100 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,760 Made a mess 1101 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,480 But I always used to love 1102 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,700 Watching her do this 1103 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,340 To get the flour 1104 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:24,880 All over the side of the pan 1105 00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:26,960 And then when we got old enough 1106 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,100 She would let us do it 1107 00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:29,820 She didn't trust you at first 1108 00:48:29,820 --> 00:48:30,540 No 1109 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:31,460 When we got old enough 1110 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,240 Then we was able to 1111 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,200 Bump the flour on the side of the pan 1112 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:35,900 Okay 1113 00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:36,480 There 1114 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,920 So we got a flour pan 1115 00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:39,080 Worst of things 1116 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:39,660 Jell-O-Ten 1117 00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:41,120 And then pineapples come in here 1118 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,080 And the icing 1119 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,020 We're making icing 1120 00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,260 Yeah 1121 00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:47,040 So yeah, that's what we're going to do with that 1122 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,740 I bet we can make it in here too 1123 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:50,660 We are going to make it in there 1124 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:51,740 I am 1125 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,220 Oh, I know this kitchen aid 1126 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:54,140 Going to see us coming 1127 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,320 Let's see, let's unlock this 1128 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,980 How do I get it out? 1129 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,260 Other way 1130 00:49:00,260 --> 00:49:01,420 Push it up and then over 1131 00:49:01,420 --> 00:49:02,620 And then turn it other way 1132 00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:04,800 Other way, up and then other way 1133 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,180 Oh, there we go 1134 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,660 I'm going to have to clean that 1135 00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:08,440 I'll lick it 1136 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,000 You can't lick that raw eggs 1137 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:10,600 Right there, baby 1138 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,180 Oh 1139 00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:12,820 Alright, just to make sure 1140 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:14,060 Everything's mixed up 1141 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,780 You don't trust it 1142 00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:17,060 You just did that 1143 00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,520 Right in that kitchen aid's face 1144 00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:20,420 We're just going to pour this in 1145 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,180 Pig a licking cake, y'all 1146 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,520 Oh, I know this is about to be good 1147 00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:27,820 Me too 1148 00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:29,320 Oh, I know it 1149 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:30,980 Alright, that's enough 1150 00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:31,620 Give me that bowl 1151 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:32,840 You ain't getting this bowl 1152 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,840 Give me that bowl 1153 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,940 Look at all this in here 1154 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:36,100 I am getting that bowl 1155 00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:38,840 Alright, that's good 1156 00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,540 We'll get just a little bit more 1157 00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:41,000 That's good 1158 00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:42,680 Leave that spoon 1159 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,660 Put that spoon 1160 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,280 Wait, let me taste that 1161 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,280 Give me some of this 1162 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:49,100 Hey now 1163 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:50,940 She's got a 1164 00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:51,760 She's got a 1165 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,440 She's got a 1166 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,100 She needs to chill the fuck out 1167 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,440 Alright, with that shit 1168 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Make it for 350 for 30 minutes 1169 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,720 And that's it 1170 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:03,300 Oh 1171 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,220 Y'all, I promise this oven 1172 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:06,140 I'm going to get clean one day 1173 00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:07,540 Family channel 1174 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:09,280 This weekend, I want to do it this weekend 1175 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,800 We're filming this on a Thursday 1176 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,880 I don't know when this video is going to come out 1177 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,300 But hopefully this weekend 1178 00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:15,880 You got to come help me 1179 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,200 No, sir 1180 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,140 You may have this mess in this kitchen 1181 00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:22,980 All these damn recipes you bring into my house 1182 00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:25,420 You are going to help me 1183 00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,240 30 minutes and we'll be back 1184 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,140 Oh, do a transition real quick 1185 00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:30,780 What do you want me to do? 1186 00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:31,380 Ready? 1187 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,300 Oh, throw that rag at me 1188 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:32,560 Ready? 1189 00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:35,260 Okay, so while the cake is cooking 1190 00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:36,420 Six minutes left 1191 00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:38,000 Yeah, we got about six minutes left on it 1192 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,500 We're going to go ahead and make the icing 1193 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:40,020 Okay 1194 00:50:41,380 --> 00:50:42,040 That is 1195 00:50:42,820 --> 00:50:43,820 That's cool whip 1196 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:45,240 The icing's already made, honey 1197 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,860 The icing is done 1198 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:49,080 If you're using cool whip, the icing's done 1199 00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:53,100 Pig licking cake 1200 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:56,020 Oh, I licked the bowl clean 1201 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:57,300 Can't even tell 1202 00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:00,000 This is the best way I could think to drink it 1203 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,180 You should have saved that juice 1204 00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:03,380 You could have put it in a mixed drink 1205 00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:05,000 I could have, but 1206 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,580 But you don't got no vodka 1207 00:51:06,580 --> 00:51:08,960 All right, let's go over here 1208 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,280 Oh 1209 00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:11,920 Get in there 1210 00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:13,840 That is still on like a pancake 1211 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,920 It rolled right out of there, didn't it? 1212 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:16,200 Wow 1213 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,700 We're going to use the same one 1214 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,220 Well, you threw that in there 1215 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:21,700 Because you said I couldn't lick the egg 1216 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,660 No, we can't lick the egg 1217 00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:24,900 It's fine 1218 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,820 No, it's not fine 1219 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:29,800 Do I want to use the spatula one on it? 1220 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:30,960 Oh 1221 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,180 Or do we want to use this one again? 1222 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,140 Use that funky beehive looking one 1223 00:51:35,140 --> 00:51:36,320 This is a knife set 1224 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,740 What kind of knife set is that? 1225 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,400 I don't know what kind of knife set that is 1226 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,720 Let's see what it does 1227 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:52,320 Let's use this one 1228 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,380 Yeah, let's do that 1229 00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:57,200 Let's lock it 1230 00:51:59,100 --> 00:51:59,540 Okay 1231 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,820 Do we want to use the spider guard? 1232 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:03,180 I don't think we need it 1233 00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:04,400 Well, let's start slow and see 1234 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:04,980 Yes, you do 1235 00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:07,820 Yeah 1236 00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:09,420 Okay 1237 00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:12,060 Oh, that's mixing up good 1238 00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:13,480 It is 1239 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:14,660 Oh, yeah 1240 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,680 All right, let's 1241 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,300 We're going to check if it's ready 1242 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:17,780 Oh 1243 00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:18,120 Okay 1244 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,720 It's got to be 1245 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,380 Right 1246 00:52:20,380 --> 00:52:20,900 Right 1247 00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:27,600 And then crisp up that little extra 1248 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,740 Okay, y'all, here it is 1249 00:52:29,740 --> 00:52:31,280 Wait a minute, let's check how you 1250 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:31,660 Oh 1251 00:52:33,020 --> 00:52:34,480 That, yeah, that's done 1252 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,940 Okay, hold on, let's check over here 1253 00:52:35,940 --> 00:52:36,760 No, it was done 1254 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,640 If you check too many times, you're going to find a not done spot 1255 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,160 All right, so we're going to leave that 1256 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,300 This is ready 1257 00:52:42,300 --> 00:52:44,180 We got our icing ready 1258 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:45,040 Ready 1259 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,420 So now what we need to do is we're going to 1260 00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:49,580 flip this onto a plate 1261 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,380 So it can start cooling 1262 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:53,640 Is that what we're going to do? 1263 00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,160 Okay, so we put the icing on it 1264 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:56,920 Will this plate fit? 1265 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,020 Yeah 1266 00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:58,860 Okay 1267 00:52:59,420 --> 00:52:59,760 Good luck 1268 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,800 Okay, please let this come out nice and smooth 1269 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,000 Okay 1270 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,240 Chat 1271 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:12,560 Put a one in the chat if you think it's going to come out smooth 1272 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,300 Put a two in the chat if you think it's not 1273 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,740 You decide 1274 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,040 I'll wait 1275 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,900 One for smooth, two for not 1276 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,360 One for smooth, two for not smooth 1277 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,300 One for smooth 1278 00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,720 Let's find out 1279 00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,880 Oh, I didn't hear it drop 1280 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,040 I didn't hear it drop 1281 00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:03,920 We got to tap it 1282 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:09,840 Come on, look at that 1283 00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:10,900 Stop 1284 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,360 Do it like a wall 1285 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:15,540 You want me to do it? 1286 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,360 You scared? 1287 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,300 Let me just grab that thing 1288 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,260 You better not mess up my cake 1289 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,680 I don't know how to get it off, son 1290 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,320 Oh, that's hot 1291 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,280 It's very hot and it didn't come out when I pulled it up 1292 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:35,920 Oh, shit 1293 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,900 Oh, let me not cut this, thanks kids for watching 1294 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,040 I can't even grab it 1295 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,360 What the heck is going on? 1296 00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:43,920 We're just going to let that sit there for a minute 1297 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:44,560 What do you think? 1298 00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:47,240 How are we supposed to get that cake out of the hair? 1299 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:48,120 Wait 1300 00:54:51,180 --> 00:54:52,140 It's so hot 1301 00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:54,540 Wine, it is hot 1302 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:56,740 Oh, it ain't coming out 1303 00:54:56,740 --> 00:54:57,760 Oh, God 1304 00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:58,420 You got to wait 1305 00:54:58,860 --> 00:54:59,840 Let it cool 1306 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,620 Oh, that's the only method I bet 1307 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:04,760 I bet that worked 1308 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,300 I'm going to tour my cake all over 1309 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:07,980 Oh 1310 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,360 Oh 1311 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,860 I probably had to let it cool a little bit 1312 00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:12,800 No, wait, wait, wait 1313 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:15,400 Okay 1314 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:17,680 Oh, shit 1315 00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:20,080 That's fine 1316 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,380 I call that a break 1317 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,640 I don't call that a clean cake 1318 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,240 But not bad 1319 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,700 We can make that work 1320 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:28,560 Okay, there we go 1321 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,020 That's pretty, let me get a picture of your little pretty cake 1322 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,600 Look at it, it's jiggly 1323 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,580 Well, that's because it's still hot 1324 00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:37,140 Okay 1325 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,060 So here's what we're going to do 1326 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:40,420 We're going to let this cool 1327 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,960 But we're going to speed up the process 1328 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,420 Because we're going to put it in the refrigerator 1329 00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:45,400 Oh, I heard you weren't supposed to do that 1330 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,280 Why not? 1331 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:50,440 Who said that? 1332 00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,460 So we're going to put this in the refrigerator 1333 00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:54,180 And I'm actually going to take my icing 1334 00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:55,880 And put it in the refrigerator too 1335 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,500 Because it is cool 1336 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,540 Let's just get right to the icing 1337 00:55:58,540 --> 00:55:59,040 That is good 1338 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:00,780 That is really good 1339 00:56:01,540 --> 00:56:03,320 I didn't mean to put it right on that spot 1340 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,120 I swear 1341 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,360 But she's got to stop that 1342 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,260 This is a family show 1343 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,220 You don't have a lot left over 1344 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:12,780 I am 1345 00:56:12,780 --> 00:56:14,060 I just realized that 1346 00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:15,420 What am I going to do with these? 1347 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,380 Oh, just leave it in my refrigerator 1348 00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,580 I'll take care of it 1349 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,160 Oh 1350 00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:24,280 It done got you 1351 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:26,340 Going on nice and pretty 1352 00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:28,280 Oh, I guess you had that much 1353 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,840 Because you're supposed to make the layers 1354 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,800 The layers and then you put it in between 1355 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,400 But we didn't have the right pans 1356 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,360 For the layered cake 1357 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:35,920 We did not 1358 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:37,760 Guess what we need to do 1359 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,240 Oh, I ain't got room down there in the kitchen 1360 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:41,120 You don't 1361 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,500 But we need to add it to our list 1362 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,680 We could have cut this in half 1363 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,600 And put some in the middle 1364 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,120 We could have 1365 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,700 If we would have thought about it 1366 00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:52,240 Before I started this cake 1367 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,440 Damn it 1368 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,000 Sierra, is this right? 1369 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,680 I know it's not entirely right 1370 00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,700 But does the texture and consistency look right? 1371 00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:02,060 Does it look right? 1372 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,260 It's called Big Licking Cake 1373 00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:04,920 What is the 1374 00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:07,500 I hope so 1375 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:10,260 Because I want to make your great grandma proud 1376 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,300 And your great grandpa proud 1377 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:12,700 Today 1378 00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:15,660 Because I just love their story 1379 00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:16,780 Oh, my gosh 1380 00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:19,840 You know, I saw, I was looking at Zillow in Hawaii 1381 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,620 There's this place that wasn't so bad 1382 00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:23,360 In Hawaii? 1383 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,040 Yeah 1384 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,480 It's like this old 1385 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:26,980 It was built in 1940s 1386 00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:28,220 And it has like all this old growth 1387 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:30,100 Like trees 1388 00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,740 And like it looks so like 1389 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:33,500 You're in like the middle of the forest 1390 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:34,400 But you're in Hawaii 1391 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,540 You need to show me that 1392 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:37,460 It's only 1393 00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:39,100 Don't tell me 1394 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,320 I don't want to know 1395 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,480 34 million 1396 00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:43,440 No, it ain't 1397 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,540 Stop it 1398 00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:45,840 34 million dollars 1399 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,600 But you should see it 1400 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:48,220 What is that? 1401 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,380 Oprah's fucking house or something the fuck 1402 00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,260 Who's got 34 million dollars? 1403 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,620 Are you serious? 1404 00:57:55,620 --> 00:57:56,760 It's pretty, though 1405 00:57:57,820 --> 00:57:59,360 How much land is this? 1406 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,320 It's got to be a lot of land 1407 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,700 Not in Hawaii, it ain't a lot 1408 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,420 Well, it better be a big old house then 1409 00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:06,560 Yeah, I'll show you 1410 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,080 I'll show you 1411 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:07,420 Okay 1412 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,760 It almost looks like 1413 00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:13,700 Like an angel cake or something 1414 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:15,640 Oh, yeah 1415 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,580 You know what I was just thinking is that 1416 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:19,880 If this is cheap 1417 00:58:20,620 --> 00:58:23,320 Not only the criminal liability 1418 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:26,340 But also the civil liability 1419 00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:27,780 You know? 1420 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,520 Wow 1421 00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:33,260 Gee 1422 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,500 You're just making up synonyms 1423 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,180 Alright, y'all 1424 00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:45,880 Here is what our little cake is looking like 1425 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,540 I think it's adorable 1426 00:58:47,540 --> 00:58:49,280 I think it's pretty, too 1427 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,320 I like it 1428 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,220 Try this icing since we got so much left over 1429 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,600 We can make another cake 1430 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,800 We can make about five 1431 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,200 And I bet you whenever you layer the 1432 00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,080 When you have the layered cake 1433 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,360 When you put on the icing in the middle 1434 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,360 You'll run out of icing 1435 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,020 Makes it really tall 1436 00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:08,360 Right 1437 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,500 Is what it does 1438 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:09,860 Right 1439 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:12,420 We don't miss this cake all the whole 1440 00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:14,600 Well, I mean, it's still a cake 1441 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,140 Alright, let's see what the inside looks like 1442 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:17,540 Uh-oh 1443 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:22,000 Oh 1444 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:28,360 This is like a church potluck item 1445 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:31,680 Oh 1446 00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:36,460 Oh 1447 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,420 It's very like 1448 00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:40,380 You can see the flakes of like 1449 00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:41,040 Of the oranges 1450 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:41,600 Yeah 1451 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,780 I like that 1452 00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:44,320 Okay 1453 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,480 Let's see 1454 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,420 I just need a thin slice 1455 00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:48,420 Because I'm on my diet 1456 00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:50,540 Well, we're both getting the same thing 1457 00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:51,860 Oh, that's a little too 1458 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,580 Now, do you want a scoop of the icing on top? 1459 00:59:56,380 --> 00:59:56,780 Or no 1460 00:59:56,780 --> 00:59:57,700 Hell 1461 00:59:58,900 --> 00:59:59,920 Might as well 1462 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,740 While we're here 1463 01:00:02,540 --> 01:00:03,480 Extra icing 1464 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,620 Might as well 1465 01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:09,020 Might as well 1466 01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:10,360 Here's our plate 1467 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,520 We just made it 1468 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,900 Ignore my kitchen 1469 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,460 We got a hot mess 1470 01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:27,600 Oh, we got a like 1471 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,320 I want you to know how we're going to catch up 1472 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,000 From this hot mess 1473 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,040 I'm going to hopefully go take my nap 1474 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:32,980 And then when I wake up 1475 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,000 It's gone 1476 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:35,280 Anyway 1477 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:38,720 Alright, let's try the pig-lickin' cake 1478 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:40,900 How did it get that name? 1479 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,540 That's a good question 1480 01:00:42,540 --> 01:00:43,760 That's what I want to know 1481 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,060 This 1482 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,580 You don't talk about it 1483 01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,500 But it's so crooked 1484 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,340 Everything's so 1485 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:48,400 It's so crooked 1486 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,340 I did not line this camera up good today 1487 01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:56,160 It's so airy and fluffy 1488 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:56,800 And light 1489 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,320 That's what it is 1490 01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,260 Yeah 1491 01:00:59,260 --> 01:01:00,040 Mm-hmm 1492 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,520 It's so airy 1493 01:01:03,380 --> 01:01:04,500 So it's 1494 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,100 Healthy 1495 01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,420 Because the icing 1496 01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:09,260 Is made from cool whip 1497 01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:11,720 I don't know if that makes it any healthier 1498 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:12,940 Now, here's my thing 1499 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:14,960 I was trying to taste the oranges 1500 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,900 That's what I was trying to taste 1501 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:17,520 Mm-hmm 1502 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,000 I don't taste the oranges 1503 01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:20,340 At all 1504 01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:21,180 If anything 1505 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:22,920 They add a little texture 1506 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:23,720 Mm-hmm 1507 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:24,880 But not a lot of flavor 1508 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:25,940 Not a lot of flavor 1509 01:01:25,940 --> 01:01:27,140 Which is interesting 1510 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:28,540 But 1511 01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:29,900 You know the phrase 1512 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,280 It's so good 1513 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,460 It makes you want to slap your mama 1514 01:01:34,860 --> 01:01:35,820 Pig-lickin' 1515 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,900 You think that's where that comes from? 1516 01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:38,740 I think that's kind of like 1517 01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:40,400 Another phrase kind of similar to that 1518 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:40,780 Like a pig 1519 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:42,220 Just wants to eat it all up 1520 01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:43,300 It's so good 1521 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:43,960 Yes 1522 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,120 I like this 1523 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,740 I like the little hint of pineapples 1524 01:01:48,740 --> 01:01:49,500 In the icing too 1525 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,560 Because I get those 1526 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,120 Mm-hmm 1527 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,200 I can taste those 1528 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,140 Me too 1529 01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:53,980 But the oranges 1530 01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:56,200 Is what's throwing me off 1531 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,000 Mm-hmm 1532 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,260 Let's see what the landing is 1533 01:01:58,260 --> 01:01:59,240 But I do like how 1534 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,600 Light-tasting it is 1535 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,640 Coming close to the landing 1536 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,640 It's very airy 1537 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,240 Right 1538 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,860 And it's not like 1539 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:07,440 Super sweet 1540 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,780 Like most cakes are 1541 01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:11,560 You know what I'm saying? 1542 01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:12,920 It just ain't 1543 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,160 So I think that's good 1544 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:14,980 Yeah, yeah 1545 01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:15,860 Mm-hmm 1546 01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,440 This might be a good cake 1547 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,020 For like a diabetic or something 1548 01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:19,720 What do you think? 1549 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:22,880 If you use like 1550 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,720 Mama, I can't get medical advice on the internet 1551 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,020 I get sued 1552 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:27,620 Well, I was thinking about Papa Billy 1553 01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:29,000 I mean this will be a cake 1554 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:29,820 That he can eat 1555 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,000 Well 1556 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,820 She's saying that this is a good cake 1557 01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:34,480 For a diabetic 1558 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:35,900 There is no good cake 1559 01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:36,660 For a diabetic 1560 01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:38,640 No cake 1561 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,360 For diabetes 1562 01:02:41,180 --> 01:02:42,380 You don't give them this 1563 01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:43,060 Mama 1564 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,140 Come on down 1565 01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:48,180 Is there any sugar in it? 1566 01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:50,240 I know in the cool whip and everything 1567 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:50,740 But like 1568 01:02:50,740 --> 01:02:52,220 When you make a box cake 1569 01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:52,920 Mm-hmm 1570 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,580 Do you have to put sugar in it? 1571 01:02:55,060 --> 01:02:55,380 Mm-hmm 1572 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:56,280 Oh 1573 01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,460 No, you don't 1574 01:02:57,460 --> 01:02:59,100 So is there sugar already in the box cake? 1575 01:02:59,560 --> 01:02:59,900 Probably 1576 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:01,160 Hmm 1577 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,140 Anyway, y'all 1578 01:03:02,140 --> 01:03:03,400 Listen, this is good 1579 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,520 Okay, Sierra 1580 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:05,640 Thank you so much for 1581 01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,820 I don't glean my blade 1582 01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:07,580 He did 1583 01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:09,980 But thank you for sending over this recipe 1584 01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:11,280 From your great-grandma on them 1585 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:12,120 And the story 1586 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,740 And the beautiful story 1587 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:14,800 That came with it, y'all 1588 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,640 Oh my gosh 1589 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,200 But I do like this a lot 1590 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:18,640 Yeah 1591 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:19,260 I know 1592 01:03:19,260 --> 01:03:20,880 You just tore your slap up 1593 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,020 You want to take this home with you 1594 01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:22,380 Or I'm like 1595 01:03:22,380 --> 01:03:24,060 You got to get it out of my house 1596 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:24,840 I'll take it home 1597 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:25,980 I'll just sit here 1598 01:03:25,980 --> 01:03:26,400 And eat it 1599 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:26,780 And eat it 1600 01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:27,380 And eat it 1601 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:28,460 But it's kind of cool 1602 01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:30,580 How a recipe from way back when 1603 01:03:31,620 --> 01:03:33,000 Hung around this long 1604 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,500 And people still make it 1605 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:34,940 Mm-hmm 1606 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:35,660 You know what I mean? 1607 01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:36,160 I mean 1608 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,300 And it's so easy 1609 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:38,620 Oh, it was super easy 1610 01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:39,240 It was 1611 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,560 I like this ice and butter 1612 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,560 Than like the um 1613 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,600 I'm gonna shit 1614 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,140 Round 1615 01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:44,480 Do the round off 1616 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:45,260 It's 1617 01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:46,280 It's lagging 1618 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:46,660 No 1619 01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:47,520 I know 1620 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,840 It's very airy 1621 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,580 And like light 1622 01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:50,180 Tasting 1623 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:50,780 And like 1624 01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:52,300 It's not as thick 1625 01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:53,320 Or like give you like 1626 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,760 If something's too sweet 1627 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,780 Sometimes you know what it's like 1628 01:03:55,780 --> 01:03:56,840 So heavy 1629 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:57,740 And gives you a headache 1630 01:03:57,740 --> 01:03:58,920 And all this other stuff 1631 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,540 This just tastes so light 1632 01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:01,400 I like that 1633 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,140 Anyway, y'all 1634 01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:03,100 Y'all have a good day 1635 01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:03,960 And we'll see you later, okay 1636 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:04,640 Thank you, Sierra 1637 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:05,480 Bye, y'all 1638 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,140 Bye, y'all 1639 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:11,200 Well, that is one of our new favorites 1640 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,380 Josh and Mama 1641 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:17,020 And a big shout out to Mopey 1642 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,880 For introducing that to the show 1643 01:04:19,740 --> 01:04:21,680 And we're gonna cook on over 1644 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:25,340 To some police body cam in Houston 1645 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,980 Somebody get shot, y'all 1646 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,480 Hey, what's going on? 1647 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:38,880 How y'all doing? 1648 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,380 I'm Officer Ruby with the Interpolite Department 1649 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:41,160 The reason for the stop 1650 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,840 Your front headlights broken, my man 1651 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,420 Yeah, I was just gonna stop by 1652 01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:45,400 Right here at the gas station 1653 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:45,680 Okay 1654 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,140 Because somebody did tell me 1655 01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:47,840 When I was at the light 1656 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,280 Yeah 1657 01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:49,520 The guy told me 1658 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:50,060 And I was like here 1659 01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:51,780 I'm like the closest gas station to our D 1660 01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:52,320 Okay 1661 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:53,640 That's what I was just 1662 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:54,460 Gonna go do right now 1663 01:04:54,460 --> 01:04:55,400 Okay, where you heading to? 1664 01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:56,900 I was just going back home 1665 01:04:57,420 --> 01:04:58,860 I was just going to go see my dead brother 1666 01:04:58,860 --> 01:04:59,240 Okay 1667 01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:00,480 Sorry for that, man 1668 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,600 You got your travel lenses on your butt? 1669 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:02,860 An ID or anything like that? 1670 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:03,900 You have nothing like that? 1671 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:04,240 Okay 1672 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:04,940 You go ahead 1673 01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:05,980 Just step off of me real quick 1674 01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:06,620 I'm gonna talk to you 1675 01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:08,220 Make sure you're clearing everything like that 1676 01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:09,440 You're not in trouble or anything like that 1677 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:10,540 Just come on out 1678 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:11,560 Talk to me back here real quick 1679 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,540 All right 1680 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:13,420 Just step over there, bro 1681 01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,040 You have a picture of your ID 1682 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:15,720 Or anything like that, bro? 1683 01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:17,280 A picture on your phone? 1684 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,220 I don't have any 1685 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:18,500 Nothing? 1686 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:18,980 Okay 1687 01:05:18,980 --> 01:05:19,700 Just stand right here, bro 1688 01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:20,960 I'ma just take down your information 1689 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:21,940 That's cool 1690 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:23,660 What's your license for? 1691 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:24,560 My son 1692 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,500 My son? 1693 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,040 Yeah 1694 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,560 Let me give you a second 1695 01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:33,920 All right, spell that for me, bro 1696 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,440 A-L-M-A-D-A-N 1697 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:40,920 A-L-A-L-M-A-D-A-N 1698 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:41,640 Z-A-N? 1699 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:42,080 Yeah 1700 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,220 What's your first name, bud? 1701 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,180 Sergio 1702 01:05:44,180 --> 01:05:44,880 Sergio? 1703 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:45,860 Yeah 1704 01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:46,920 What's your date of birth, bro? 1705 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:48,000 Oh 1706 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,400 You got a pinkie button? 1707 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:53,000 Huh? 1708 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:53,760 You got a pinkie button? 1709 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:54,680 Yeah 1710 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:55,700 If you're like 1711 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,120 If you can't see my car 1712 01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:58,920 Like my brother 1713 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,160 He's been competing for years on this 1714 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:02,580 So he just came here 1715 01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:04,080 That's when my mom let me use the car 1716 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:05,980 We're not going to live that far 1717 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,920 That's like somebody at the life 1718 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:08,960 I know this 1719 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:10,340 This guy's stationed there 1720 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:10,940 If you don't have 1721 01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:13,780 Amazon A-L-M-A-Z-O-N, right? 1722 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:15,980 A-L-M-A-D-A-N 1723 01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:16,700 A-N? 1724 01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:17,020 Okay 1725 01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:20,480 I do have class C's 1726 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:21,200 You got class C's? 1727 01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:21,620 Okay, bro 1728 01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:22,520 I'm not worried about that, man 1729 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:23,200 If you have any 1730 01:06:23,660 --> 01:06:24,540 Big-time warren 1731 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:25,720 Class B's or anything above 1732 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,200 Then remember how to take that trip, bro 1733 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,360 But if you don't 1734 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,500 I'm going to just shoot you a warning 1735 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:30,660 And you go watch your way, bro 1736 01:06:30,660 --> 01:06:31,000 All right? 1737 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:31,480 Cool 1738 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,840 If there's a little bit of class C's 1739 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:33,820 I'm not really worried about that 1740 01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:34,940 All right? 1741 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:36,200 You ever been arrested before, though? 1742 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:37,560 All right 1743 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,020 For what? 1744 01:06:38,220 --> 01:06:38,880 You want me to ask them? 1745 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:39,480 This is so 1746 01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:40,380 Okay 1747 01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:42,420 How long ago that was? 1748 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:43,800 A long time ago 1749 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:44,440 Long time ago? 1750 01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,060 Okay 1751 01:06:45,060 --> 01:06:46,340 Is that your mom and the passenger 1752 01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:47,320 And the sister in the back 1753 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:47,760 Or who's that? 1754 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,040 We live right here 1755 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,100 No, no, I'm talking about inside the car 1756 01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:51,200 No, it's my sister 1757 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:52,460 Your sister's both of them? 1758 01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:52,820 Sister 1759 01:06:52,820 --> 01:06:54,080 Hit the like button 1760 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:55,940 Oh, sister 1761 01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:56,340 Are you cutting? 1762 01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,040 No, I'm not 1763 01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:58,320 I'm just 1764 01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:00,100 No, no, you're good, bro 1765 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:00,980 Nobody said you were 1766 01:07:00,980 --> 01:07:01,540 All right? 1767 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,660 Like I said, reach for the style, bro 1768 01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:03,260 Your front headlights 1769 01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:04,720 It's messed up, bro 1770 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:05,760 And you can see that 1771 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,760 From a mile away, man 1772 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:07,480 I know that's because 1773 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,260 I know this guy 1774 01:07:08,260 --> 01:07:09,100 Is under heavy 1775 01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:10,760 But I know my gas station 1776 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,120 I eat 1777 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:11,460 Over there? 1778 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:12,360 Over there 1779 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,840 Plus, I was driving slowly 1780 01:07:14,620 --> 01:07:14,980 Slowly 1781 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:15,960 So I know 1782 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:16,620 When I saw you 1783 01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:17,040 I knew 1784 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:17,820 I got rid of it 1785 01:07:17,820 --> 01:07:20,720 Because most people 1786 01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:21,840 Do this right at the end 1787 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:22,680 And it's like 1788 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,200 I'm just trying to 1789 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:26,840 Right 1790 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,700 Where you staying right now? 1791 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,540 Where y'all live at? 1792 01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:30,180 I came not too far from here 1793 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,820 Where it's not too far from here? 1794 01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:32,560 It's somewhere 1795 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,720 You go street 1796 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,400 And the gas station 1797 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,400 Is that like 1798 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,300 Oh, yeah? 1799 01:07:37,780 --> 01:07:38,440 On homestead? 1800 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:38,860 Yeah 1801 01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,660 It's one of their most recent ones 1802 01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:41,280 I don't know 1803 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,080 Like the time on it 1804 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:43,500 But 1805 01:07:44,140 --> 01:07:44,860 You know 1806 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,020 Before homestead? 1807 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:46,920 Okay 1808 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,000 It's like a little street 1809 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:48,960 Okay 1810 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,380 Your cousin stay with you too or no? 1811 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:52,940 I just thought they would see that 1812 01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:53,780 Oh, okay 1813 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:54,760 Okay 1814 01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:56,260 Alright, bro 1815 01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:57,220 Man, next time you need to 1816 01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:58,260 Carry an ID with you, bro 1817 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,080 Came here right around with no ID 1818 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,320 But I didn't know 1819 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:02,120 Because when we left 1820 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:02,820 After the trip 1821 01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:03,700 It did work 1822 01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:05,440 No, I'm talking about your ID 1823 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:06,320 The driver license 1824 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:06,860 Or anything like that 1825 01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:07,340 No, yeah, yeah 1826 01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:08,280 Because my 1827 01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:10,000 Wally got stolen 1828 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:10,640 Really? 1829 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,400 So my ID is coming in this way 1830 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:20,600 Alright, man 1831 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:21,260 We'll listen, bro 1832 01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,360 When I check your information 1833 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:23,200 It shows you have a warrant 1834 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:23,840 Okay 1835 01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:25,020 So we have to verify it first 1836 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:25,360 Okay 1837 01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:26,460 But I just have to put your 1838 01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:27,580 Handcuffs and put you back in my car 1839 01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:27,820 Okay? 1840 01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:29,220 Turn around for me 1841 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:30,820 Can I give them some assistance? 1842 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1843 01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:32,260 You're not going to jail 1844 01:08:32,260 --> 01:08:33,160 You're not going to jail, yeah, bro 1845 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:33,280 You're not going to jail, yeah, bro 1846 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:33,760 You're driving behind your back 1847 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:34,160 No, bro 1848 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:34,820 It's because I know 1849 01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:35,700 This is going mad at you 1850 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:36,740 Just chill, bro 1851 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,620 Get on the fucking track 1852 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:41,140 Get on the fucking track 1853 01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:41,840 Get on the fucking track 1854 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,240 Get on the fucking track 1855 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:43,860 Get on the fucking track 1856 01:08:43,860 --> 01:08:46,000 Get on the fucking track 1857 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:48,100 You're going to get tased, bro 1858 01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:49,020 You're going to get tased 1859 01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:50,260 You're not fucking reading anything 1860 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:52,020 You're going to get tased 1861 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:56,580 Hey, yo 1862 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:01,880 Drop it 1863 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:08,460 Don't fucking move 1864 01:09:08,460 --> 01:09:09,080 Don't fucking move 1865 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:09,660 Get on your face 1866 01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:11,000 Get on your face 1867 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,600 You saw me put on your face 1868 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,480 Get on your face, dude 1869 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:14,860 You saw me put on your face 1870 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:15,820 Get on your face! 1871 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,360 Get on your face! 1872 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:20,740 Put your arm behind your back! 1873 01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:22,700 Put your hands behind your back! 1874 01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:24,080 Put your hands behind your back! 1875 01:09:24,340 --> 01:09:25,280 Put your hands behind your back! 1876 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,000 He shot me for no reason! 1877 01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:28,100 Put your arms behind your back! 1878 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,880 AC42, can you stand here? It's cold water. 1879 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:30,940 I have a hard problem. 1880 01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:33,280 Don't pull me. 1881 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:34,940 Put your hand behind your back. 1882 01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:38,800 I love you, my mother. 1883 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,920 Let my kids know I love them. 1884 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:42,460 AC42, pray for me. 1885 01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:43,260 I'm going away. 1886 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:44,280 I think you're being right. 1887 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,160 We need more time. 1888 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:49,420 No way. 1889 01:09:52,740 --> 01:09:55,620 We're trying to stop a vehicle for defective headlight 1890 01:09:55,620 --> 01:09:57,460 and also defective... 1891 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:58,700 Center, how am I to direct light? 1892 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,260 Center, how am I to direct light? 1893 01:10:00,380 --> 01:10:01,560 Why is he doing a U-turn? 1894 01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:04,060 It's 4,700 Tidwell. 1895 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:07,880 Make sure he parks it. 1896 01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:18,820 AC42, can you stand here? 1897 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:25,500 AC42, can I give you some equipment? 1898 01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:27,300 Yeah, you're not going to jail right now. 1899 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:27,840 I'm not going to jail, bro. 1900 01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:28,500 Put your arms behind your back. 1901 01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:30,360 I don't know if you're going to have it. 1902 01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:31,380 Just chill, bro. 1903 01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:31,760 Move! 1904 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:34,280 Get on the fucking back! 1905 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:41,920 Get on the fucking back! 1906 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,660 You're going to get tamed. 1907 01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:44,920 Do not fucking reach for anything. 1908 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,280 You're going to get tamed. 1909 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,020 Drop it! Drop it! 1910 01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:58,400 Drop it! 1911 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,200 I don't have nothing. 1912 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:03,160 You're showing me for no reason. 1913 01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:04,280 You're gonna fucking move, get on your face. 1914 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,080 You're showing me for no reason! 1915 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:05,700 Get on your face! 1916 01:11:06,060 --> 01:11:07,860 You're showing me for no reason, get on your face! 1917 01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:09,520 Get on your face! 1918 01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:10,460 Get on your face! 1919 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:13,280 Relax. 1920 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:14,940 You got it, still. 1921 01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:15,800 Yeah. Right here. 1922 01:11:17,180 --> 01:11:17,960 Show me if I'm on. 1923 01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:21,400 Where was he hit? 1924 01:11:21,660 --> 01:11:22,840 He fell for chest in the front 1925 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:24,940 and then I believe went through on the back. 1926 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:29,860 I need another one. 1927 01:11:29,860 --> 01:11:30,540 Right in the back. 1928 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,840 Is it hit right here? 1929 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:32,400 Go ahead, go ahead. 1930 01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:32,700 In the front. 1931 01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:34,600 How are you up there? 1932 01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:35,240 Where does it go? 1933 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,260 I don't want to hit it back. 1934 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,140 Here you go, water. 1935 01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:49,380 I don't think he's going to stick, man. 1936 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:50,940 He's bleeding bad. 1937 01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:57,780 Is this one? 1938 01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:58,140 Yeah. 1939 01:11:58,620 --> 01:12:00,980 Yeah, I got it. 1940 01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:03,860 It's going to be a dull nail. 1941 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:05,760 A gunshot wins the chest. 1942 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:09,220 Talk to us, bro. 1943 01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:11,680 Say what, bro. 1944 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:12,440 Say what you got. 1945 01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:12,720 Say what you got. 1946 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:13,220 Say what you got. 1947 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:15,260 Nail. 1948 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:16,000 Nail. 1949 01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:20,960 Nail. 1950 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:21,100 Nail. 1951 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:22,400 Nail. 1952 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:24,040 Nail. 1953 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:27,780 Nail. 1954 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:29,440 I do have class C's. 1955 01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:30,180 You got class C's? 1956 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:30,560 Okay, bro. 1957 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:31,480 I'm not worried about that, man. 1958 01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:33,840 If you have any C's, I'm not really worried about that. 1959 01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,220 You ever been arrested before, though? 1960 01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,020 For what? 1961 01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:38,880 You want me to ask you? 1962 01:12:39,820 --> 01:12:40,580 So, okay. 1963 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:42,060 How long ago? 1964 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:44,540 You're not going to jail? 1965 01:12:44,540 --> 01:12:45,080 You're not going to jail. 1966 01:12:45,180 --> 01:12:45,440 You're not going to jail, yeah, bro. 1967 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:46,040 You're driving behind the back. 1968 01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:46,420 No, bro. 1969 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,820 It's because I know it's just going to happen. 1970 01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:48,960 Just chill, bro. 1971 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:51,840 Get on the fucking track. 1972 01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,000 You can't do anything. 1973 01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:00,160 You're going to get tased. 1974 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:01,300 You're going to get tased. 1975 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,040 You're going to get tased. 1976 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:03,900 You're going to get tased. 1977 01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:13,740 Well, there's not much of an angle there, but, you know... 1978 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:15,920 You can't pull it over. 1979 01:13:19,940 --> 01:13:27,860 If you have a cop that's like a little edgy, 1980 01:13:31,420 --> 01:13:32,580 that's a tough one. 1981 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,620 That's a tough one right there. 1982 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:40,300 So, I found something here that I saw in my feed, 1983 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:45,020 and this is ten most disturbing cults 1984 01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:46,060 that are still active. 1985 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:46,920 I haven't seen it, 1986 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,740 but it came up in my thing, 1987 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,700 so let's see what this cult thing is. 1988 01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:54,140 He intended to teach each and every one of them 1989 01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:56,540 to be exactly what he wanted them to be. 1990 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,960 Welcome to WatchMojo, 1991 01:13:58,180 --> 01:13:58,660 and today... 1992 01:13:58,660 --> 01:13:59,500 That looks scary. 1993 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,040 ...we're looking at ten disturbing cults 1994 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,140 you never want to meet. 1995 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,640 That looks like a karate class. 1996 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,680 For this list, 1997 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,500 we're looking at bizarre cults 1998 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:09,140 that are somehow currently active. 1999 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,060 There are inactive cults 2000 01:14:11,060 --> 01:14:12,280 that are far more sinister, 2001 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:13,420 such as Jonestown, 2002 01:14:13,420 --> 01:14:15,480 but we'll save those for a different list. 2003 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,940 You would be sworn in as a member, 2004 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,660 and you would also swear not to reveal 2005 01:14:21,660 --> 01:14:27,420 any of the going-ons inside this group. 2006 01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:30,360 Which of these do you find the strangest? 2007 01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:31,840 Let us know in the comments below. 2008 01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:34,500 The Rich Niche Movement 2009 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,540 Magwan Shri Rich Niche, 2010 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:47,060 a controversial philosophy scholar and professor, 2011 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:50,560 founded his movement in the late 1960s, early 70s. 2012 01:14:50,780 --> 01:14:52,460 He dismissed established religions 2013 01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:54,280 and instead focused on free-thought, 2014 01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:56,160 meditation, and sexual freedom. 2015 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,540 Now there are two ways. 2016 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:58,400 Of course. 2017 01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:01,360 Either repress sex as it has been done 2018 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:04,480 by all the so-called religious traditions. 2019 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:13,660 He also had a marked interest in communist literature, 2020 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:15,280 which influenced his teachings. 2021 01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:18,780 He moved his facility to Oregon in the early 1980s 2022 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:21,200 after attracting too much controversy in India, 2023 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,580 yet found the same hostilities in the States. 2024 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,940 In order to gain political influence, 2025 01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:27,680 the movement committed crimes 2026 01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:29,920 such as mass local salmonella poisoning 2027 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,980 and an attempted assassination of a U.S. attorney. 2028 01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:34,360 He was then deported. 2029 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,680 And the movement's commune was reestablished 2030 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,400 in India in 1985. 2031 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,480 Rich Niche died in 1990, 2032 01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:42,560 but the movement, now called Osho, 2033 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,360 is still very much active. 2034 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:46,620 What's going to happen to your holy man? 2035 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,600 Magwan had always told me 2036 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,460 that when things get too difficult for him, 2037 01:15:52,100 --> 01:15:53,460 he will sit in his chair, 2038 01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:54,800 take an injection, 2039 01:15:55,740 --> 01:15:56,500 and disappear. 2040 01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,620 The Order of the Solar Temple 2041 01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:00,860 The order attracted many successful 2042 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:02,160 upper middle class people. 2043 01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,520 Disillusion with conventional churches, 2044 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:07,060 yet hungry for spiritual experiences. 2045 01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:08,840 The Order of the Solar Temple, 2046 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,160 or International Order of Chivalry Solar Tradition, 2047 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,820 was founded in Geneva in 1984. 2048 01:16:14,340 --> 01:16:16,600 The Order took its influence from the Knights Templar, 2049 01:16:16,860 --> 01:16:20,120 which had been reformed into several factions in 1805. 2050 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,440 In its heyday, the Order had a presiding council, 2051 01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:26,320 as well as multiple lodges around the world, 2052 01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:29,420 in which they would perform initiation rites and ceremonies. 2053 01:16:29,420 --> 01:16:30,820 Only the elite, 2054 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,840 wasn't DOA wearing one of these, 2055 01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,420 who had passed all the initiations 2056 01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:38,600 from novice to knight, 2057 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:39,840 were treated to the... 2058 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:41,880 You didn't know I went to Belgium, 2059 01:16:42,420 --> 01:16:42,940 the... 2060 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:44,220 chocolates. 2061 01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:46,560 Crits of the Inner Sanctum. 2062 01:16:47,420 --> 01:16:50,240 Here, they were privy to startling revelations. 2063 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:52,960 The Order believed that an apocalyptic event 2064 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:55,020 would occur sometime in the mid-90s, 2065 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,700 and that in order to survive, 2066 01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:59,260 they had to achieve a higher plane of existence. 2067 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:00,600 In the mid-90s, 2068 01:17:00,660 --> 01:17:04,120 over 70 of its members were murdered or took their own lives. 2069 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,980 Investigators say the cult was obsessed with death 2070 01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:08,640 and considered it an illusion. 2071 01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:11,660 Experts say cult leaders told their followers 2072 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:15,120 that fire would lead them to a new world on another planet. 2073 01:17:15,420 --> 01:17:16,520 With more to follow, 2074 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:17,480 despite this, 2075 01:17:17,740 --> 01:17:19,300 the group is still thought to have 2076 01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:22,720 between 140 and 500 active members. 2077 01:17:23,540 --> 01:17:24,140 Raelism. 2078 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,140 The Raelians, now 30,000 strong worldwide, 2079 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:29,900 believe that space beings created humans 2080 01:17:29,900 --> 01:17:31,760 through genetic experimentation. 2081 01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:35,020 Though its classification as a cult is sometimes debated, 2082 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:37,300 Raelism was, or is still, 2083 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,200 at some point in the cult category. 2084 01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:42,300 It's essentially what's called a UFO religion 2085 01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:45,940 and was founded in France by Claude Vourian in 1974. 2086 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,440 It's not only the scientific aspect of creating life, 2087 01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:52,000 but also the political, religious belief, 2088 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,320 sociology, everything is... 2089 01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:57,160 We are entering a new world 2090 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,380 which is completely different. 2091 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,620 This guy had the fucking... 2092 01:18:00,620 --> 01:18:01,400 He had the fits. 2093 01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:02,900 This motherfucker right here. 2094 01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:05,300 He had the fucking fits. 2095 01:18:06,060 --> 01:18:06,760 Outer space. 2096 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:09,860 A better world? 2097 01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,500 A much better world. 2098 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,980 They believe that an alien race 2099 01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:15,700 known as Elohim created humans. 2100 01:18:16,020 --> 01:18:18,480 The Elohim have been mistaken for gods historically, 2101 01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,700 and any prophetic figure such as Jesus 2102 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,660 or Muhammad was created by them. 2103 01:18:22,860 --> 01:18:26,220 Vourian, known as Rael, is the 40th and final prophet. 2104 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:30,020 Followers believe that the world is in an age of apocalypse, 2105 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:32,640 and that new technologies must be developed, 2106 01:18:32,860 --> 01:18:35,280 after which time the Elohim will return to Earth 2107 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,580 and share their extraterrestrial knowledge with us. 2108 01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:39,600 Current Raelian members were counted 2109 01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,200 at around 18,000 in 2017. 2110 01:18:42,620 --> 01:18:43,840 The rainbow has two goals. 2111 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:47,060 One is to spread the message, 2112 01:18:47,740 --> 01:18:49,380 and two, to build the embassy. 2113 01:18:49,380 --> 01:18:50,280 Aleph. 2114 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:54,420 Inside, sect members were undergoing survival training. 2115 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,660 Chemicals and drugs were used to raise, 2116 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,020 then remove states of anxiety. 2117 01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:04,860 Olm Shinrikyo, or more recently Aleph, 2118 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:08,640 was founded in Japan in 1987 by Chizuo Matsumoto, 2119 01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:10,580 later known as Shoko Asahara. 2120 01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:12,300 It's a doomsday cult, 2121 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:15,700 and its beliefs combine aspects of Indian and Tibetan Buddhism, 2122 01:19:16,140 --> 01:19:18,340 Hinduism, Christian millenarianism, 2123 01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:21,400 yogic practices, and the prophecies of Nostradamus. 2124 01:19:21,740 --> 01:19:24,020 The religion is a blend of yoga and mysticism. 2125 01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:25,620 There's a twist. 2126 01:19:26,420 --> 01:19:29,840 Bits of Buddhist, Hindu, and Christian teachings thrown in. 2127 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:36,180 His catchiest sales point, though, was a claim to levitation. 2128 01:19:36,620 --> 01:19:38,060 It started off fairly tame, 2129 01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:40,220 but eventually the cult became criminal, 2130 01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:42,640 with accusations of extortion, murder, 2131 01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:45,040 and forced membership, among other things. 2132 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:48,380 They performed a number of attacks, at some point. 2133 01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:50,620 Did they do a thing in the subway in Japan? 2134 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,400 Group began to manufacture sarin gas, 2135 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:57,400 and were responsible for the attack on the Tokyo subway in 1995, 2136 01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:00,380 which left upwards of 1,000 injured. 2137 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:04,040 A number of the more prominent members were executed in 2018, 2138 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:08,540 but there were still indications of active membership as of 2019. 2139 01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:10,680 About 20 members live here, 2140 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:15,560 an austere lifestyle driven by the desire to spread the master's teachings. 2141 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:17,460 Hello, everyone. 2142 01:20:18,740 --> 01:20:20,280 This is Shoko Asahara. 2143 01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:21,800 12 tribes. 2144 01:20:22,020 --> 01:20:23,320 If you're not in, you're out. 2145 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:26,020 If you're not with me, you're against me. 2146 01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:28,720 If you want to have a strong identity, create a strong enemy, 2147 01:20:29,020 --> 01:20:30,880 and then you really know who you are. 2148 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:35,580 Founded in Tennessee during the evangelical Jesus movement of the 1970s, 2149 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:39,460 the 12 tribes might seem like a simple wholesome community on the surface. 2150 01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:44,760 It aspires to recreate the original Christian church as depicted in the Book of Acts. 2151 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:49,920 However, it allegedly exerts authoritarian control over its followers' lives 2152 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,300 and promotes strict corporal punishment, 2153 01:20:52,700 --> 01:20:55,000 reportedly by parents and non-parents alike, 2154 01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:57,660 which has led to accusations of child abuse. 2155 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:02,720 Tessa remembers being sent out to work on her own when she was just five years old. 2156 01:21:02,980 --> 01:21:04,660 Sometimes working in kitchens, 2157 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:08,620 like preparing food for the whole rest of the community, 2158 01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:12,280 or in like candle factories. 2159 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:17,220 I remember being like four or five years old working with these boiling wax. 2160 01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,320 Once followers reach a certain level, 2161 01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:23,500 they're allegedly instructed that Jews are cursed for murdering Jesus, 2162 01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:25,660 that gay people should be put to death, 2163 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,780 and that black people are naturally servants to whites. 2164 01:21:29,260 --> 01:21:31,440 The group has often flown under the radar, 2165 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:34,980 but there's a lot more going on beneath the smiling and folk dancing. 2166 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:39,220 They control your logic and your thinking, and they control your money. 2167 01:21:39,660 --> 01:21:40,440 Happy Science 2168 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:46,960 So happy science has so many teachings that you can learn about them. 2169 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:53,560 So that is a lot of wisdom you got learned. 2170 01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:57,960 Founded in 1986 by former businessman Ryuho Okawa, 2171 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,220 Happy Science focuses on a four-fold path to happiness. 2172 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:05,560 Members of the group attend seminars and training in order to climb the group ladder. 2173 01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:07,180 They worship Alkontari, 2174 01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:11,820 a being that is said to have been born over 300 million years ago on Earth, 2175 01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:15,180 and reincarnated through time until its current incarnation, 2176 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,520 which is of course Okawa himself. 2177 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:21,240 Ryuho Okawa, this guy is the supreme god of Earth, 2178 01:22:21,780 --> 01:22:24,560 more powerful than Jesus, Allah and Moses combined. 2179 01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:38,000 The problem with this one comes in the form of major uncredited claims. 2180 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,720 For example, that the organization can cure the pandemic with quote, 2181 01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,060 spiritual vaccines. 2182 01:22:43,540 --> 01:22:47,960 Okawa's own son has left the group and subsequently denounced his father's actions. 2183 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,440 Happy Science claims to have 11 million followers. 2184 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:55,400 However, a former member has said it's more like 30,000. 2185 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:59,580 There are membership fees, there are donations for prayers, for blessings. 2186 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:08,700 Members may kind of rise in status based on donation to Okawa and his larger project. 2187 01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:12,100 The fundamentalist church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. 2188 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:16,960 Every aspect of this family's life, who they marry, what they wear, 2189 01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:22,160 even what they eat is controlled by the man they call their prophet, Warren Jeffs. 2190 01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:25,400 The LDS church spawned some fundamentalists sects, 2191 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,760 when the core religion opted to renounce the practice of polygamy. 2192 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:31,540 Those who wished to continue the practice branched off, 2193 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:33,640 remaining Mormon but on their own terms. 2194 01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,300 Polygamy remains illegal, however. 2195 01:23:36,660 --> 01:23:41,040 And in 1953, an entire FLDS community was arrested in short... 2196 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:46,120 WatchMojo.com, it's ten most disturbing cults there in the world. 2197 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:50,600 Arizona, modern-day Colorado City, and most had their children taken away from them. 2198 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:57,800 We were taught from birth that in order to get what they called the highest degree of the celestial kingdom, 2199 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:03,000 you had to have at least three wives while you lived on earth. 2200 01:24:03,860 --> 01:24:08,380 And if you did not, you could not reach that highest degree. 2201 01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:11,540 A compound in Texas was raided in 2008 2202 01:24:11,540 --> 01:24:15,660 after child protective services was made aware of allegations of abuse. 2203 01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:20,460 Over 400 children were taken from the compound and placed in CPS custody. 2204 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:25,800 We felt like the children out there on the property were in danger, 2205 01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:29,620 and that's when it became a very large operation. 2206 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,440 Leader of FLDS, Warren Jeffs, remains in his position, 2207 01:24:33,660 --> 01:24:37,080 despite being in prison for life after acts against minors. 2208 01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:41,000 The sect currently has between 6,000 and 10,000 followers. 2209 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:45,380 Superior Universal Alignment, the second UFO cult on this list. 2210 01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:50,460 Superior Universal Alignment, or Lineamento Universal Superiore, 2211 01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:53,600 was founded by Valentina G. Andragi in 1981. 2212 01:24:54,340 --> 01:24:57,460 She claimed to have received messages from extraterrestrials 2213 01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:58,760 warning her of destruction. 2214 01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:01,540 If, however, she shared their warnings with others, 2215 01:25:01,940 --> 01:25:03,840 she and her followers would be saved. 2216 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:09,120 Similar to the Raleons, Sua believes that Jesus was actually an extraterrestrial messenger. 2217 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:13,480 They also believe that males born after 1981 are evil, 2218 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:17,420 and that their lives should end as payment to the superior beings. 2219 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:22,500 Between 1981 and 1993, 19 Brazilian boys disappeared, 2220 01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:25,540 were mutilated and left to die in the woods. 2221 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:27,540 The guilty cult members were sentenced, 2222 01:25:27,940 --> 01:25:29,420 but G. Andragi was acquitted. 2223 01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:34,000 The cult is still active and has been running a website since 2009. 2224 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:35,940 The Family International 2225 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:39,140 Berg preached to the hippie generation about Jesus 2226 01:25:39,140 --> 01:25:42,980 and recruited them to join him in his all-consuming drive to save souls. 2227 01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:46,220 The Children of God, more recently the Family International, 2228 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,040 was founded in 1968 by David Berg, 2229 01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:51,560 and was immediately subject to controversy, 2230 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:53,960 as it used sex to lure potential members, 2231 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:57,580 which was Berg's own invention which he called flirty fishing. 2232 01:25:57,940 --> 01:25:59,800 They established colonies worldwide, 2233 01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:03,140 as many as 130 in 70 countries. 2234 01:26:03,140 --> 01:26:06,240 The Family International draw their beliefs from the Bible, 2235 01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:09,080 yet with a heavy emphasis on loving Jesus, 2236 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:11,460 which is done through sexual interaction. 2237 01:26:11,740 --> 01:26:16,660 Over time, there have been a large number of child mistreatment allegations raised against them. 2238 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:19,620 Reportedly, keeping children is a cult policy. 2239 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,040 While longing for her four lost children, 2240 01:26:22,380 --> 01:26:25,140 Vivian lived here in this small apartment in Sioux Falls, 2241 01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:29,260 disoriented, unable to hold a job, and subsisting on welfare. 2242 01:26:29,660 --> 01:26:31,760 Celebrities such as River and Joaquin Phoenix, 2243 01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:34,960 as well as Rose McGowan were partially raised in this group 2244 01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,420 before finding their way out. 2245 01:26:36,820 --> 01:26:39,760 TFI is still active, albeit as an online community, 2246 01:26:40,700 --> 01:26:42,880 boasting 1,450 members. 2247 01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:45,580 We were trafficked, we were moved constantly, 2248 01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,460 we were never taught anybody's names, 2249 01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:52,400 so it's very difficult to learn your abuser's names. 2250 01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:54,260 You think that was by design? 2251 01:26:54,660 --> 01:26:55,200 Oh, absolutely. 2252 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,320 Before we continue, be sure to subscribe to our channel 2253 01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:01,040 and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos. 2254 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:01,540 Shut up. 2255 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:04,180 You have the option to be notified for occasional videos 2256 01:27:04,180 --> 01:27:05,340 or on your phone. 2257 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,100 Make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications. 2258 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:09,960 Nexium. 2259 01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:16,020 To understand, Nixium, NXIVM, is the umbrella company. 2260 01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:19,920 Founded in 1998 by Keith Ranieri and Nancy Salisman, 2261 01:27:20,220 --> 01:27:22,240 Nexium started out as a self-help group 2262 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:25,100 which offered classes called Executive Success Programs. 2263 01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:29,720 In 2017, former members urged authorities to investigate, 2264 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:33,200 initially for a subgroup within Nexium called The Vow. 2265 01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:36,400 It was a group of women branded with Ranieri's initials 2266 01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:38,900 and on a rotation to have relations with the founder 2267 01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:39,900 and recruit members. 2268 01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:43,300 You think the person who's being branded 2269 01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:46,320 should be completely nude and sort of held to the table 2270 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:48,880 like a sort of almost like a sacrifice? 2271 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:52,480 I don't know if that's a feeling of submission. 2272 01:27:52,820 --> 01:27:55,800 In a sort of exceedingly complex relationship scheme. 2273 01:27:56,180 --> 01:27:57,720 On top of this, in 2018, 2274 01:27:58,410 --> 01:28:00,310 charges were brought against Ranieri 2275 01:28:00,310 --> 01:28:02,870 and five female members for a number of crimes 2276 01:28:02,870 --> 01:28:06,370 including extortion, sex trafficking, and the list goes on. 2277 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:09,630 Ranieri got 120 years in prison. 2278 01:28:10,030 --> 01:28:13,570 As of 2020, a number of groups branched from Nexium 2279 01:28:13,570 --> 01:28:15,850 are said to be active and recruiting. 2280 01:28:16,410 --> 01:28:19,170 We didn't even know that we were being experimented on. 2281 01:28:19,470 --> 01:28:22,270 We thought we were just kind of learning and growing 2282 01:28:22,270 --> 01:28:25,170 but really they were observing and watching 2283 01:28:25,170 --> 01:28:28,070 how we responded to the lack of sleep, 2284 01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:29,990 how we responded to lack of food, 2285 01:28:30,290 --> 01:28:32,630 how all of these things affected our psyche 2286 01:28:32,630 --> 01:28:34,010 and we were very weak. 2287 01:28:34,150 --> 01:28:36,150 We were weak mentally and we were weak physically. 2288 01:28:36,890 --> 01:28:38,950 Check out these other clips from WatchMojo 2289 01:28:38,950 --> 01:28:40,830 and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell. 2290 01:28:40,830 --> 01:28:44,270 There are some of these cults. 2291 01:28:45,230 --> 01:28:48,430 Some real cult ass fucking shit, motherfucker. 2292 01:28:49,430 --> 01:28:54,750 Are there any questions? 2293 01:29:06,430 --> 01:29:09,250 And here's something crazy. 2294 01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:26,790 Hold on. 2295 01:29:40,530 --> 01:29:42,770 He's a fucking weirdo. 2296 01:29:44,790 --> 01:29:45,310 So, 2297 01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:52,750 the after show is also here. 2298 01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:56,510 So if y'all just want to hang out, 2299 01:29:56,790 --> 01:29:58,530 I might jump back on the camera in a little bit, 2300 01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:03,590 but I had a rough morning. 2301 01:30:05,030 --> 01:30:08,030 And some of the things, 2302 01:30:08,810 --> 01:30:12,170 some of the old anxiety hit me this morning. 2303 01:30:12,170 --> 01:30:13,470 It was unpleasant. 2304 01:30:17,810 --> 01:30:21,570 But going and blowing things up always helpful. 2305 01:30:22,830 --> 01:30:24,590 So I will be back here shortly. 2306 01:30:24,810 --> 01:30:27,030 We're just going to jump into this after show thing 2307 01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:28,550 and I might do some after show here. 2308 01:30:28,650 --> 01:30:31,650 If we decide we want to watch something during the thing, 2309 01:30:31,730 --> 01:30:34,210 then we can get back on this thing 2310 01:30:34,210 --> 01:30:37,350 and try and make a thing out of it. 2311 01:30:37,390 --> 01:30:38,050 All right. 2312 01:30:40,090 --> 01:30:42,130 Thank you. See you in a second. 2313 01:31:36,630 --> 01:31:38,030 Thank you. 2314 01:32:06,630 --> 01:32:08,030 Thank you. 2315 01:32:22,850 --> 01:32:23,950 Thank you. 2316 01:33:06,630 --> 01:33:08,030 Thank you. 2317 01:33:08,030 --> 01:33:10,570 I'm just chilling here for a little bit. 2318 01:33:17,190 --> 01:33:19,150 Glad everybody made it. 2319 01:33:29,030 --> 01:33:35,110 I don't hear much from all of the what's goings on. 2320 01:33:36,110 --> 01:33:41,730 But it's fucked up and it's just the same people. 2321 01:33:53,730 --> 01:34:00,010 And more shall be revealed on, you know, 2322 01:34:01,890 --> 01:34:08,390 consequences of these terrorist actions, right? 2323 01:34:08,570 --> 01:34:12,330 Because most normal people, when you go, 2324 01:34:12,410 --> 01:34:14,710 hey, stop, they stop. 2325 01:34:15,770 --> 01:34:19,170 Not people who are malicious, fucked up, 2326 01:34:20,870 --> 01:34:23,790 harassers who have fucking mental problems, 2327 01:34:25,730 --> 01:34:27,450 fucking window lickers. 2328 01:34:29,310 --> 01:34:30,350 You know what I mean? 2329 01:34:31,330 --> 01:34:32,470 The fuck out of here. 2330 01:34:34,810 --> 01:34:42,230 You know, Scott is like such a window licking fucking goober. 2331 01:34:42,630 --> 01:34:43,550 He really is. 2332 01:34:44,050 --> 01:34:45,190 Oh, this is delicious. 2333 01:35:05,650 --> 01:35:11,790 Yeah, I hope my day got better. 2334 01:35:13,930 --> 01:35:16,870 That'll cheer me up a little bit to get in there and do something. 2335 01:35:20,130 --> 01:35:21,590 I'm going to go out. 2336 01:35:21,710 --> 01:35:22,670 It's a little hot here today, 2337 01:35:22,690 --> 01:35:25,930 but I'm going to wait and go out a little bit, 2338 01:35:25,930 --> 01:35:29,370 get some exercise, some fresh air, some sunshine, 2339 01:35:31,870 --> 01:35:36,150 maybe poolside, maybe not. 2340 01:35:36,590 --> 01:35:36,950 I don't know. 2341 01:36:10,090 --> 01:36:14,370 But I don't understand how people can do that to individuals 2342 01:36:14,370 --> 01:36:15,270 that they don't know. 2343 01:36:16,150 --> 01:36:21,890 And if Scott does have something to do with it, 2344 01:36:21,890 --> 01:36:28,090 if he does, then it's just way sicker than one could ever imagine. 2345 01:36:29,350 --> 01:36:32,950 If he's not involved with it, it's still fucked up 2346 01:36:32,950 --> 01:36:37,810 because he endorses this individual who very well might possibly be 2347 01:36:41,370 --> 01:36:46,050 this fucking goblin shitbag. 2348 01:36:48,490 --> 01:36:49,910 It's just people are sick of it. 2349 01:36:49,910 --> 01:36:59,310 And that's why only, and I'm convinced that some of these profiles, 2350 01:37:08,650 --> 01:37:14,630 some of these chatters in Scott's chat, 2351 01:37:14,630 --> 01:37:19,230 I think some of them are, some of them are multiples, 2352 01:37:20,590 --> 01:37:22,590 some of them obviously are real. 2353 01:37:30,350 --> 01:37:34,090 But I think there's some chicanery going on there. 2354 01:37:59,410 --> 01:38:07,990 And I don't really know what the details are of what exactly happened, 2355 01:38:07,990 --> 01:38:18,010 but it follows a certain pattern that has been done before, 2356 01:38:18,330 --> 01:38:19,830 and we know who did that. 2357 01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:45,490 All I can say is, I hope that, well, I doubt it, 2358 01:38:45,490 --> 01:38:52,010 but the people that are, you know, your cheese and your Scott's like these individuals. 2359 01:38:55,570 --> 01:39:00,990 If it is you, then you are in such deep fucking shit. 2360 01:39:03,090 --> 01:39:07,390 If it's somebody you know, you're in deep fucking shit. 2361 01:39:45,210 --> 01:39:48,430 Just a very, very deep fucking doodoo. 2362 01:40:29,570 --> 01:40:30,970 If it's somebody you know, you're in deep fucking shit. 2363 01:40:59,570 --> 01:41:00,970 If it's somebody you know, you're in deep fucking shit. 2364 01:41:14,770 --> 01:41:16,970 Fuck it. 2365 01:41:28,270 --> 01:41:29,870 That's right. 2366 01:41:42,410 --> 01:41:43,270 Where are you? 2367 01:41:43,570 --> 01:41:44,330 There you are. 2368 01:41:47,570 --> 01:41:49,830 I got some bad guys here. 2369 01:41:53,730 --> 01:41:55,510 Is there one behind that motherfucker? 2370 01:42:23,150 --> 01:42:24,830 I don't know. 2371 01:42:26,590 --> 01:42:27,990 Oh. 2372 01:42:54,930 --> 01:42:57,970 I don't know. 2373 01:43:25,150 --> 01:43:27,950 I don't know. 2374 01:43:27,950 --> 01:43:30,750 Fuck out of here. 2375 01:43:52,490 --> 01:43:53,790 Where are you? 2376 01:44:16,370 --> 01:44:22,270 Where are you? 2377 01:44:22,270 --> 01:44:52,070 Where are you? 2378 01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:20,510 Where are you? 2379 01:45:38,910 --> 01:45:39,230 Where are you? 2380 01:46:07,810 --> 01:46:09,210 Where are you? 2381 01:46:29,030 --> 01:46:30,110 Where are you? 2382 01:46:56,750 --> 01:46:59,050 Where are you? 2383 01:47:20,310 --> 01:47:22,990 Where are you? 2384 01:47:44,910 --> 01:47:46,330 Where are you? 2385 01:47:47,730 --> 01:47:50,050 There it is. 2386 01:47:54,330 --> 01:47:55,210 Okay. 2387 01:47:56,650 --> 01:47:58,070 I'm gonna chill for a minute. 2388 01:48:11,370 --> 01:48:13,170 I don't know. 2389 01:48:13,170 --> 01:48:43,150 Where are you? 2390 01:49:11,730 --> 01:49:13,130 Where are you? 2391 01:49:41,710 --> 01:49:43,110 Where are you? 2392 01:49:43,110 --> 01:50:03,110 Where are you? 2393 01:50:31,690 --> 01:50:33,090 Where are you? 2394 01:51:01,690 --> 01:51:03,090 Where are you? 2395 01:51:31,670 --> 01:51:33,070 Where are you? 2396 01:52:01,650 --> 01:52:03,050 Where are you? 2397 01:52:31,630 --> 01:52:33,030 Where are you? 2398 01:53:01,610 --> 01:53:03,010 Where are you? 2399 01:53:31,590 --> 01:53:32,990 Where are you? 2400 01:54:01,570 --> 01:54:02,970 Where are you? 2401 01:54:31,550 --> 01:54:32,950 Where are you? 2402 01:55:01,530 --> 01:55:02,930 Where are you? 2403 01:55:31,510 --> 01:55:32,910 Where are you? 2404 01:56:01,490 --> 01:56:02,890 Where are you? 2405 01:56:31,490 --> 01:56:32,890 Where are you? 2406 01:57:01,470 --> 01:57:02,870 Where are you? 2407 01:57:31,450 --> 01:57:32,850 Where are you? 2408 01:58:01,430 --> 01:58:02,830 Where are you? 2409 01:58:31,410 --> 01:58:32,810 Where are you? 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