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was a down-on-his-butt former clandestine case officer for the CIA when he was approached by

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a man the Department of Justice believes was a Chinese spy. Officials say Mallory was a prime

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target for recruitment. He was out of work, three months behind on his mortgage, and thousands of

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dollars in debt. But as the Chinese would discover, Kevin Mallory wasn't exactly James Bond.

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The Department of Justice agreed to show us how they caught Mr. Mallory, why they believe his

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recruitment by China is part of a massive clandestine campaign to steal not just national

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security secrets from the U.S. government, but industrial and technological secrets from American

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companies. This is what espionage looks like. The man standing on the right in the yellow shirt is

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Kevin Mallory, who once held a top secret security clearance while working for the CIA and the

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Defense Intelligence Agency. Footage from a surveillance camera at a Virginia FedEx store

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in April last year caught him as he prepared to hand a clerk stacks of classified documents

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to be scanned onto an SD card, the kind that can be inserted into a mobile phone.

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So this is the rare moment, right, in an investigation and in an espionage case where

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we actually have video footage of the individual preparing the classified material for transmission

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to the Foreign Intelligence Service.

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We watched the tape with Ryan Gaynor,

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the FBI's supervisory special agent

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who investigated Mallory and Jennifer Jelley,

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who prosecuted the case against him

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for the National Security Division

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of the Department of Justice.

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They say Kevin Mallory sent national security secrets

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to a Chinese spy on a covert communication device.

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So here you see him talking with the store clerk

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about the scanning job.

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And throughout this video, you see little pops of yellow,

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little yellow pieces of paper.

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that flashed by when he's showing the documents that was important for us because the document

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that he successfully passed consisted of a typed up white piece of paper that was the classified

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information followed by two yellow sheets of paper with his handwriting on them and here you can see

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so that's those are the yellow sheets you can see the yellow sheets going through that scanning

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process prosecutors say some of the information Mallory sent could have revealed the identity of

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a couple who had secretly spied on China for the U.S. It was a very personal betrayal.

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Mallory had supervised the couple years before. He was betraying people. This is people's lives,

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let's say. Correct. These were documents that specifically talked about human beings

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whose lives could be in danger. If they had traveled to China, they could have been arrested.

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At the time he gave the information to the Chinese intelligence officer,

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he knew they were planning on traveling to China. John Demers is the top official in charge of the

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Department of Justice's National Security

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Division.

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That's a cold piece.

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That's a cold piece.

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What's happening? I was watching

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this whole 60 Minutes thing on

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like spies

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that got caught being double

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spies.

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And then there was a bunch of

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mob bosses in

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Italy that were taken over to

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be jailed

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in Sardinia.

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Hey, what's happening?

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LeBron series.

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I'm always watching a bunch of spy CIA stuff.

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The crackhead professor.

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This is fantastic.

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And then there's a bunch of videos on YouTube where they catch people for, you know, like murders and stuff.

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But years later, you know, like somebody picks up a cold case.

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And they find, you know, one of the suspects or whatever, and then they, you know, like 20, 30 years later, people think they got away with it and all that stuff.

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Some of them change their identity, but then they catch him for like these, you know, shmurders 20 something years later.

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You should see the look on their faces.

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One guy was just like riding his bicycle in Oregon, which is, I guess, what you do in Oregon.

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I was also waking up out of a nap. And I was listening to something that never mind. I'm not going to talk about that. Yes. By the L.A. River. The good old L.A. River.

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Did Slop ever address the thing about his, has he ever denied or addressed the thing about the father-brother-cousin thing?

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Any, no?

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Has he denied that yet?

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Because I heard a little clip of that red guy talking about it.

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Oh, Lord.

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like I said I don't know if it's true or not

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I don't care if it's true or not it makes no difference to me

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but it's just

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like I find Summer to be more

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believable

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he was saying

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he's said

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a lot of things I don't want to misquote anybody

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yeah I mean you know

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Red's talked a lot of shit about me

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I don't care

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whatever makes no

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difference to me and I did a little

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math earlier hey friend

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I did a little math earlier

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if people didn't

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jump into the chat earlier today

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I

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did a little math

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about

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Scott, a little Scott math

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a little DOA

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economics

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DOA economics

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so

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I looked up

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someone said he filed a

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1500 page

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uh declaration for the um federal title 42 so we did a little math

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now there's seven attorneys none of those attorneys that go to federal court for that

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stuff charge less than a thousand dollars an hour none of them none of them and when i went on

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to Google and asked, well, what does it take

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the average person, right, to

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read a 1,500-page

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document? And Google said it

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takes the average person, it was something like

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35 to 50 minutes to

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read. So when you

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do the math of, okay, there's seven lawyers, seven attorneys charging $1,000 an hour.

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Let me make sure I do that again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It takes the average person 35 to 50 hours.

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My bad. 35 to 50 hours to read 1,500 pages. So then when you do that math, let's say 35 hours,

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OK, and then they got to charge a thousand dollars an hour between seven lawyers.

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That was like something like two hundred forty five thousand dollars.

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But then if you go to fifty hours times seven lawyers.

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That's three hundred fifty thousand dollars.

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He is already he's already six figures in.

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to their work

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because if he files that

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he thought he was just going to get a settlement

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so now he's filed this thing

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then to interpret it

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oh yeah that's right

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so he is

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anywhere between

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$200,000 and $700,000

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and he thought

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that he was going to get some quick settlement

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But they can't have some fucking clown, excuse my language, they can't have some clown come in and sue them.

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They can't just settle with him.

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You know what I mean?

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That would set a horrible precedent.

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So I don't know whether he thought of this.

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The city, the church, whoever it is that he's suing can absolutely not have a settlement on the record with this clown.

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No way. Nope. They can't let it happen. They can't let it go on the record so that they're settling with people who make these lawsuits. I mean, you know, and I feel like they're going to somehow.

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And I believe this to be true, somehow make him like a malicious, you know, vexatious litigant doing it for other reasons. Put the needle on the record. Right.

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They cannot have that happen.

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They can't.

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They can't settle with him.

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That would be, you know, that would be them just rolling over and admitting that they're wrong.

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And, you know, they can't do that.

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Can you think, can you imagine how many clowns would come out of the woodwork to try and sue if they settle with him?

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They've got to fight him.

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He's got no chance.

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And he's been quiet for a few days.

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he doesn't want to tell his audience

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he's too cowardly to be

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honest with his audience about

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the absolute

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cluster F

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failure that he has

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gotten himself into

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he's like I'm taking everybody out for

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drinks okay

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no you're not

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and there's something else I got no dog in the fight

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I don't care what happens to him

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I just wish the judge had a button for

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a trap door

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that's all because they would use it

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or like an ejector seat or something

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they need to get some heavy springs

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so before he even starts his case

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he is six figures down

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in their legal fees

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they're just going to give me a settlement

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they're not going to want to take me to court

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I'll tell you that right now

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I'm a professional

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idiot

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he's just such a buffoon

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it's I mean

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he's really

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he's really shaping himself

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a better lolcow than Cyrax

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than

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Airsoft Fatty

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I mean

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he's just

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in a league of his own

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and then they have to file stuff

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and all this

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my guess is that

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if he keeps going with this

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he could withdraw

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Tuesday morning

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He can probably withdraw now, like online or whatever.

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If he withdraws right now, he's going to owe them at least $100,000.

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It's like too late.

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He didn't.

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Look, I didn't see seven lawyers coming.

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I thought there might be one or two, but I didn't see seven.

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I didn't see that.

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But if he keeps going, he could he could be upwards of over a million dollars in, you know.

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in fees and if he thinks he's going to play that game of i never pay any bills okay all right

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all right you will you will with those dudes i was saying earlier today like could you imagine

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going into the courtroom and it's him in there and then on the other side are these seven lawyers

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with their assistants and their $2,000 suits, you know what I mean?

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And he's sitting there in, you know, like a Ross Big and Tall section, you know, cheap-ass ant tie.

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And they're in their, like, bespoke, you know, beautiful suits with his ant tie, right?

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I mean, really in over his head.

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The people in his chat, David Beach, they have done nothing for him.

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They have done no service for him.

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They haven't helped him at all.

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And they don't have to pay it.

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Their cookies aren't on that paperwork.

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I made fresh tortillas.

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So good.

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Oh, I wish that could be a fly on the wall, too.

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That would be great.

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I mean, I think people can go, but I don't know.

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And he's like, I got to do this motion and that motion and the other motion.

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They've all failed.

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Like, why even bother trying, dude?

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Give up, bro.

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Give it up.

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You're not going to win.

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You're not going to get anything out of it.

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That's very clear.

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And you should pull out of it before they sanction you and find you in contempt and all that stuff.

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I don't know.

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Actually, you know what?

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No, fight it, bro.

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Fight it, because you may as well.

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You may as well.

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Six figures, seven figures.

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What's the difference to you?

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You're an irresponsible piece of human garbage.

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Getting everything you deserve.

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How'd those flyers work out, buddy?

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They turned out real quick.

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You had to just sit there and watch him just clumsily thump her around the courtroom.

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He has a new jalapeno ranch burger.

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It's a Dave's classic with ranch sauce and some jalapenos, pickled jalapeno.

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That's covered in ranch, but it's a pickled jalapeno.

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You've ever gotten pickled jalapenos in a jar, which is how they come.

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I mean, you bought it yourself.

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I mean, that that has to be the thing that's the bad news and what he's not going to.

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He's such a coward.

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He's such a low life coward that he doesn't go and tell his audience, you know, who has.

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supported him through all of this garbage

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and his lies, you know?

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Hit the like button, tryhards. Hit the like button.

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I know. I know. Didn't work out

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for you. I get it. Disgruntled.

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Disgruntled and venomous.

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He just thought it was going to be a cakewalk.

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I mean, how could you just think that

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you're going to take some people to federal court that are like doing their

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jobs there, you know,

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but cops are allowed to communicate with, you know,

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large organizations in the city that have security issues on a regular basis.

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Right. It's really all this is.

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And to talk about collusion and they get paid, right.

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somehow that the church is paying

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them like is there proof of that

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anybody have any evidence of that

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well then you might want to

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keep your mouth shut

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because there's no evidence of that

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so grab

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your ankles fat boy

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they're going to settle with me

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I've sent them

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a settlement letter

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okay that's going to work out

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for you and

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you know and just side note it's illegal to serve food you can't just go out and just

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start serving people food without certain you know permits permissions context all that sort

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of thing especially when there's like cheese and dairy products in what you're serving those are

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considered high-risk

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foods

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because they could spoil. People could get sick

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from them. And he's just out there

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with, like, a brick of cheese sitting

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out there in the sun

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while

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he's cooking grilled cheese downtown.

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Fantastic.

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I mean, you know, he doesn't

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even have his serve safe.

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He doesn't even have a food handler's permit.

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You know?

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He's not even qualified to work

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at, like, a

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a Chuck E. Cheese buffet.

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Yeah, that's what it is.

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It's this, you know, brick.

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This big old cheese brick.

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Do you want the grilled cheese?

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Okay.

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I wonder how many of those people got sick.

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It's pretty funny when those dudes

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flipped everything over.

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And he just

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sat there and did

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nothing about it.

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He did nothing.

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Absolutely nothing about it.

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big tough guy screaming at them

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what a

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jag off

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my opinion and experience is that this is

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a mentally ill

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violent

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person

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my experience, my opinion

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and it's all falling apart

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and it's partially your fault

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David B

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and you too Chi

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guess what, it's your fault

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how does that feel

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when I say that. It's your

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fault, David B. and Chi.

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It's your fault.

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I mean,

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maybe David B., you could go live

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and explain

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you know,

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why none of

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the motions went through.

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None of them were successful. Can you explain

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that, David B.?

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00:48:43,110 --> 00:48:48,430
all in all you're just a brick of cheese in the wall

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all in all you're just a brick of cheese in the wall and you know i also have a request for doa

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00:49:50,220 --> 00:50:00,040
Maybe in your next live stream, you could tell your audience the truth and also explain how all of it got so screwed up.

326
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That's what I'd like to hear.

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Let's hear some accountability.

328
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The low cows are grazing in the pasture, doing all the things.

329
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And just something I saw that was super stupid.

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I don't really like to talk about this person too much.

331
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:47,700
and i'm not talking about the respondent i'm talking about the respondents chat and one

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particular chat that came in earlier it was like um it's really weird so i was listening a little

333
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:13,100
bit earlier to um the response and it was completely silent right like if you go over

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and listen some of that there's complete silence and just playing on that's that's neither here

335
00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:20,900
or there, but

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in that chat,

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that Jen broad

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did

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not know what a chicken cutlet was.

340
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,440
She didn't know what a cutlet was.

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Like, they were talking about chicken

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or something, and she didn't know what

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a cutlet was. She's like, so what

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part is the cutlet?

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It's like, what an idiot.

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How dumb. You don't know

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00:51:43,340 --> 00:51:44,260
what a cutlet is?

348
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,360
You don't know what a cutlet is?

349
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,400
Are you serious?

350
00:51:50,360 --> 00:52:01,230
all right does everybody here know what a cutlet is like a chicken cutlet so you're telling somebody

351
00:52:01,230 --> 00:52:09,670
telling me somebody who says they're a grandmother who has raised kids and grandkids you're telling

352
00:52:09,670 --> 00:52:20,960
me they don't know what a chicken cutlet is that smells fishy that's fishy that's the thing where

353
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:31,620
my brain goes one of these things is not like the other one what an idiot what a dumb broad

354
00:52:52,740 --> 00:53:07,140
anyway that doesn't that doesn't really matter much it just struck me funny i'd love to hear

355
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:15,500
crash outs and people text me they'll message me they're like go listen to the crash out the

356
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:39,440
crash out's happening now i'll if i'm not too busy i'm there i'm listening i don't know what a cut

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is.

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It's like,

359
00:53:52,290 --> 00:53:53,630
what's heavy cream?

360
00:53:54,370 --> 00:53:55,770
It's very basic.

361
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:05,120
Crash outs are very entertaining.

362
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,440
And quite honestly, Charlie, with what these

363
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,200
assholes have done to me,

364
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,740
you can imagine

365
00:54:11,740 --> 00:54:12,580
how I'm

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how I'm enjoying

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their downfalls.

368
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,600
And I am. Make no mistake

369
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,220
about it. I'm not doing

370
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:24,400
anything to

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further it

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because I don't have to.

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They're doing it

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all themselves. I could just

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00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,040
sit back,

376
00:54:34,780 --> 00:54:36,420
you know, maybe joke about

377
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,380
it a little. I'm certainly not

378
00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:40,460
going to be ranting or

379
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,400
losing my

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00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,000
composure.

381
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:48,480
But, wow.

382
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:05,640
Also, you can't

383
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,840
force someone to

384
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,760
see that they're like a slimeball.

385
00:55:09,800 --> 00:56:37,950
You know, you can't force that. And I had a pretty sucky day today. You know, raining, work issues, equipment, you know, like things like this. Like I have a bunch to deal with today. And it's Sunday. So, you know, if you go one step up and two steps back, you got to keep trying to step forward. You know, I guess it'll work itself out.

386
00:56:37,950 --> 00:57:51,200
But yeah, the crash outs are such a great part of the internet.

387
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,800
Very satisfying, to be quite honest.

388
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:15,120
I'm not sitting here doing like end zone dances and shit like that.

389
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:19,700
It's just like, yeah, this is what happens to people who are shitty.

390
00:58:21,630 --> 00:58:25,990
They have to deal with the come around.

391
00:58:26,990 --> 00:58:29,750
The go around is always funny for them.

392
00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:34,450
But then, you know, they're experiencing the other side of that now.

393
00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:41,140
Americans love a good end zone dance.

394
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:41,700
That's true.

395
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,160
Night table.

396
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:44,940
That's funny.

397
00:59:06,590 --> 00:59:08,290
Everybody loves a good end zone dance.

398
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:25,450
But, you know, this also is like, for me, it's, you know, let's be honest, you guys.

399
00:59:25,450 --> 00:59:40,790
What civilian, what civilian in my real life is going to understand any of this? Right? No one, not a single one of them.

400
00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:59,110
So about this stuff, you know, who else do I talk to other than my therapist who it's going to take him another three months of briefings before he knows everything.

401
00:59:59,110 --> 01:00:08,070
He knows a lot, but they all need to be briefed.

402
01:00:08,150 --> 01:00:12,210
And then they got a ton of questions and then they try to figure out what this and that and the other thing is.

403
01:00:12,350 --> 01:00:15,290
And it's dicey at best.

404
01:00:15,290 --> 01:00:56,600
And, you know, joking about stuff is that's that's my way of coping with something.

405
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:36,080
Now, for those of you who are watching that have this for some reason, I don't I don't care if you don't like me.

406
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:42,260
I don't want you to like me. I don't.

407
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:48,200
Why would I care if a bunch of losers don't like me?

408
01:02:25,890 --> 01:02:28,590
part of Scott's problem

409
01:02:28,590 --> 01:02:32,650
and for all intents and purposes, the other

410
01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:36,550
two weirdos, but they leave themselves

411
01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:40,430
open to too much public

412
01:02:40,430 --> 01:02:44,610
interaction, right? I don't want to.

413
01:02:45,310 --> 01:02:47,850
Okay? I don't want to do that.

414
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,740
If you irritate me, it's

415
01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:14,100
It's a band. Who cares?

416
01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:16,100
Go somewhere else.

417
01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:19,980
If you hate me so much, why are you sitting here?

418
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:22,360
Breathing on my glass.

419
01:03:41,090 --> 01:03:42,790
Getting your funkiness on my

420
01:03:44,550 --> 01:03:45,710
nice glass.

421
01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:54,810
So yeah.

422
01:03:56,370 --> 01:03:56,930
Tryhards.

423
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,620
The tryhards in the yellow brick chat.

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01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,480
Follow the yellow brick chat.

425
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,380
Follow the yellow brick chat.

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01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:13,880
Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick chat.

427
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:29,440
chat the yellow brick chat they're all so sad it's everything in this and that follow follow

428
01:04:29,440 --> 01:05:12,440
follow follow follow the yellow brick chat and i'm not trying to shut down any channels with

429
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:20,160
copyright strikes i i told people don't use my shit or i'm gonna strike you that's all you didn't

430
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:47,370
listen okay that was your choice not mine and just because a channel gets terminated doesn't

431
01:05:47,370 --> 01:06:09,150
mean it can't be subpoenaed fyi but that's not that's not an argument for today but they're

432
01:06:09,150 --> 01:06:17,710
going to keep coming whenever i want them to and they're all absolutely 100 legit and you just want

433
01:06:17,710 --> 01:07:11,810
to keep showing your ass that's okay that's okay keep showing how pathetic you are you know don't

434
01:07:11,810 --> 01:07:14,050
use my content

435
01:07:14,050 --> 01:07:15,830
to malign me or

436
01:07:15,830 --> 01:07:17,990
paint me in a false light. I warned

437
01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:19,450
you. And now

438
01:07:20,410 --> 01:07:21,710
I'm just going to bury you in

439
01:07:21,710 --> 01:07:26,570
copyright strikes. Because

440
01:07:26,570 --> 01:07:27,090
I can.

441
01:07:28,650 --> 01:07:29,370
That's why.

442
01:07:30,990 --> 01:07:32,370
And I told you not to.

443
01:08:22,490 --> 01:08:24,270
It is what it is.

444
01:08:24,510 --> 01:08:54,160
Or I might not do anymore at all.

445
01:08:54,940 --> 01:08:55,780
You know what I mean?

446
01:08:55,980 --> 01:08:58,160
It's just up to me. I will or

447
01:08:58,160 --> 01:08:59,000
I won't. I don't know.

448
01:09:18,430 --> 01:09:19,770
Slopless in Seattle

449
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:58,600
Slop home syndrome

450
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:01,460
I got a million of them

451
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,800
There will just come a day when

452
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,300
You will experience

453
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:46,000
The deepest of regrets

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01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,740
For your actions

455
01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:50,920
That is what it is

456
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:51,600
Not my fault

457
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,760
I didn't do it

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01:10:56,340 --> 01:10:57,380
Paper

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01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:00,440
Rock, paper, scissors

460
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,980
Paper always wins

461
01:11:04,100 --> 01:12:09,580
simple systems right you will rue the days uh squawks i mean he wasn't on tonight

462
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:13,380
he didn't go on tonight will he have another shipment of the pocket uh

463
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:25,800
you know the pocket things gotta get those out yeah we got slightly used pocket uh you know what

464
01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:33,320
only use once i gotta test all of them out for everybody

465
01:12:50,320 --> 01:13:26,560
and he's like zero okay peanut butter and jealous either butter and jealous david b jealous scott

466
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:55,770
jealous oh he is jealous peanut butter and jealous some of them couldn't take that one they dipped

467
01:13:55,770 --> 01:14:01,850
out some of them they dipped out when i start with the jealous you see they dipped out they're

468
01:14:01,850 --> 01:14:08,110
like, I can't stand it. Go get another fork to jag yourself in the leg with while you listen to me

469
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:48,580
laughing. I had a shitty day. I'm still laughing. Criminally obsessed. They really have nothing to

470
01:14:48,580 --> 01:15:04,870
do. If you are that obsessed with me, you have nothing to do. Green is a dill pickle with envy.

471
01:15:05,050 --> 01:15:32,910
It's true. They can't stand it. Oh, they're back. They swapped out their forks. They're back now.

472
01:15:43,950 --> 01:16:10,050
The Peanut Butter and Jealous crew, would you like some bread with that Peanut Butter and Jealous?

473
01:16:12,210 --> 01:17:11,220
Oh, Hungarians, it's good.

474
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:36,820
Let's be honest, with some of these clowns, it's going to take it would take them if they tried the hardest that they possibly could.

475
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:41,780
It would take them 10 years to catch up with me.

476
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:47,300
10 years, 10 years behind.

477
01:18:52,180 --> 01:18:56,440
And just a little little pop, a little paw scratches at my door.

478
01:18:58,280 --> 01:18:59,680
Daddy, are you home?

479
01:19:12,030 --> 01:19:14,870
Daddy, pay attention to me.

480
01:19:22,820 --> 01:19:25,280
Look at all these videos I made about you, Daddy.

481
01:19:27,160 --> 01:20:02,120
Are you proud of me, Daddy?

482
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,720
Will you talk about the videos I made about you, Daddy?

483
01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:10,180
No.

484
01:20:13,650 --> 01:20:14,950
Daddy's busy right now.

485
01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:49,370
But I'm also the type of person who believes anybody can turn themselves around,

486
01:20:49,510 --> 01:20:50,890
make themselves something different.

487
01:20:50,890 --> 01:21:06,520
I make videos about you every day, Daddy.

488
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:09,280
Every day.

489
01:21:12,290 --> 01:21:12,630
Okay.

490
01:21:14,550 --> 01:21:15,430
No, thanks.

491
01:21:15,930 --> 01:22:54,130
Well, they are selling the Nevada Bunny Ranch.

492
01:22:55,430 --> 01:22:59,930
That guy, Dennis Hoff, who's on Howard Stern and stuff, they're selling that property, apparently.

493
01:23:01,570 --> 01:23:02,370
Hey, take it easy.

494
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:06,890
That should be interesting.

495
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,460
Well, I'm going to tap out.

496
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:39,680
I'm going to go hit the hay.

497
01:23:39,980 --> 01:23:42,140
It's fun to have a couple laughs with you guys.

498
01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:54,600
a little bit of therapy enjoy your night thank you for coming back see you on the next one