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Good to see everybody.
Welcome to the after show.
So, you guys hear me at the end on the rumble show?
Say there was an after show.
So, there was a woman today who went out in front of the Guthrie house and started singing songs with a loudspeaker in front of all the streamers, which was weird.
That's a report that I've seen to update everybody on the Guthrie situation.
It's so awful.
And I think what happened to that lady is awful.
You know what I mean?
And I think it's going to be just generally awful to find out and all that stuff because I think they might have gotten rid of her in Mexico.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that's what I think.
And I think that that would be a very horrific end.
Oh, I forgot to show him.
I got another new guy to show you tomorrow along with part two of the Chi of Chi week.
And I'm telling you, bitch, you better stand down and leave me the fuck alone.
Chi, I've asked nicely.
Nobody wants to listen.
So we're going to have to show everything that's out there and show it again to show who you are.
And we proved it tonight.
She's a liar and she's disgusting.
And the thing is, is that they make people feel scared of even going to watch something else.
That's what they do.
That's what they do.
Because remember, if anybody was caught in any other chats, take screenshots, consequences.
I don't play that fucking game.
Y'all go wherever you fuck you want.
You know what I mean?
I'm a grown ass man.
This is the internet.
It's open to everyone to watch what they want to watch.
Okay?
Don't ever think that that's going to happen to you here.
But if you give any of those son of a bitch's money, you better double it here.
That's funny.
I'm serious.
But it's funny.
I'm going to change my shirt.
This shirt flannel is fucking hot, dude.
I'm already all fucking steamed to fuck up about the fucking disgusting shit that I had to watch.
See what I have to do.
See what I go through to bring the very best in more than one type of content.
Come on.
It's the best fucking channel on the internet.
Eleven years, by the way.
It's my eleven year anniversary of live streaming.
It was actually on Valentine's Day.
But yeah, eleven years of live streaming.
Can you believe that?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, ultimatums aren't cool.
Everybody feel free to do what you want, you know?
God damn it.
This is all these fucking motherfucking lighters.
What's happening?
Thanks, Rich.
But see?
See, it takes eleven years sometimes to get to just this point of being like a mid-channel.
And I mean mid by my subscribers, not by the quality.
Maui, I started on Instagram with my phone.
And just to get viewers, I would call my friends.
I'd be like, hey, I'm about to go on.
Please watch me.
I would do that.
Thanks, Linda.
Yeah, it is said.
Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
And then eventually I, like, did it from my laptop.
And I learned all the software.
And I learned about cameras.
And I learned about, you know, producing my own, you know, channel, like, properly.
And I started on Instagram before YouTube.
So then I went over to YouTube and had to learn everything there.
You learn all the rules of YouTube.
You learn, right?
Thank you.
Thank you.
And you have to just work your way up.
He does take a lot of work.
I can't believe it's been 11 years.
Holy shit.
I'm not going to do that.
Oh, no.
No.
Damn, look at this.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to start making these Greek yogurt flour tortillas, like high protein tortillas,
because everything I do is like protein version.
My dinner bill was 51-52.
That's funny.
That's funny.
We have in Chinese food, because I think they're having Chinese food.
Because of the way that fucking Ski-Vos, Animale Ski-Vos was sucking up that food.
Do I have a press?
No, but I could roll them out.
I have a roller of a rolling pin.
I have a fancy rolling pin.
I make biscuits also.
But now you can make a bunch of stuff with...
Well, you could always, but I've just discovered that you can make these different kinds of dough and make like a high protein tortilla, which is nice.
Oh, he's gross when he eats.
It's disgusting.
You can never take him anywhere.
Yeah.
He's like, I'm gangsta.
Well, you don't...
You're a thug.
There's a difference.
Jared's a thug.
But tomorrow, hopefully, with some of these idiots, there will be a truce so that we can focus on what's happening, you know?
I'll have a truce during the day.
I have a rumble show tomorrow night though, but I'll let them all be queen for a day.
And fucking just chill.
And we could just focus on that instead of me.
Thank you.
Weirdos.
Weirdos.
Right?
But yeah, it's just like baking soda, flour and Greek yogurt.
And, you know, they threw some kind of seasonings in there.
Maybe it was, it looked like maybe a little paprika or chili powder, you know, like a...
But I would add like a smoked paprika or a smoked chipotle to it.
I think maybe even a little bit of both.
See how that tasted?
That would be nice.
Just thinking.
And then you can even put some jalapenos right in so that it cooks in the thing.
In the dough. In the thing.
Sound like fucking dumbass, Danny.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to get it, but technically he owes me an apology, but whatever.
For a lot of things.
But, you know, you can't threaten to un-alive people on the Internet.
It just doesn't work that way.
That's crossing the line and all the other stuff, you know, like there can be no more fucking around.
We're in the find-out phase.
And I don't want to do it.
Why would I want to spend my energy on some bullshit like this?
But I have no choice because I need to protect my safety and I need to protect the safety of my family.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Indonesian food is good.
There's a little Indian.
Sorry, Indonesian place at the farmer's market in LA.
Like a family-run place.
And they got the nasi goreng and the satay and all that shit.
I'm almost ready to launch my food channel.
I'm just trying to find the right intro for it.
And I got to do a couple of the graphics, but it's going to be launched soon.
I have cooking videos on this channel.
I have chicken cacciatore, I have risotto, risotto, steak.
What else?
I think I did a bolognese.
I did a few things on here.
Hey, 86.
Everybody put a one in the chat if you enjoyed the first part of the Chi week.
Throw one in there.
86 know the answer.
It was a banger.
It was a banger, bro.
Part two is tomorrow.
See, today was level one.
And by the end of it, we're going to be at level 10, which is like mind-melting.
So we're going up a level.
It's like a haunted house.
You start out, all right, but then you get into the scary shit.
So Chi is like a haunted house.
Well, number 10 is the, yeah, 10 is going to be rough.
It's rough for me, but it has to be done.
We also showed 86 definitive receipts for Chi line, for DOA line, and for Jared line.
So we have proven all three of them to be liars in that first episode.
I'm just getting started.
Nice.
Excellent.
Well, they will be very entertaining and very revealing of who these people really are because they're lying to their entire audience.
And, you know, people like, you know, David B are freaking, you know, they're okay with that.
They're all okay with that.
But what she's doing now to DOA and to David and the way she can control these fucking cucks is because she's doing the same thing with them that she did with Lauren.
100%.
She's doing the same thing to fucking DOA because, look, he would come over and he was trying to lose weight and she would bring him these fucking gigantic plates of enchiladas.
And all this shit and fucking big sugary coffee drinks like she don't give a fuck about him.
You know what I'm saying?
I just sounded like a fucking bitter ex-girlfriend for a second there.
But you know what I mean.
But that's the line.
She doesn't care about him.
Well, I think that tomorrow some things will be adjudicated and he's got the ankle monitor on.
He's not going anywhere.
Wouldn't be surprised if his bail was remanded, if he's found guilty.
I don't know how that works, but the judge can remand that bail anytime.
I think that's very possible.
But I also think it's possible that he walks out of there and he has to come back for a sentencing hearing.
And then after that, I don't know if he turns himself in at the sentencing hearing or they make up a fucking surrender date.
So there's a couple different options that might happen.
Well, he's asking for more discovery that's going to be objected to because it's irrelevant.
There's a relevancy issue with every single thing that he's put together.
Because I'm looking at it from both sides, right?
What's the prosecutor going to want?
The prosecutor's going to want fucking jail time.
Those prosecutors, that's how they make their living, that's how they feed their families.
They take it way more seriously than he is.
And he says he's going in there with a lawyer.
The judge is not going to put up with any more of his chicanery and shenanigans.
It's go time tomorrow.
And another thought that I had, that I shared before was that once you get that first plea deal offer,
that's the best one you're going to get.
The next one they give him, since he didn't take it then, right?
It's going to be worse.
It's not going to be the same deal.
They're going to turn the screws a little bit tighter, maybe a lot tighter,
because they have him dead ass 100%.
Now, if he does mental diversion, then he's going to have to go into residential treatment.
And even if he goes into outpatient treatment, it's groups, it's fucking this and that,
he's going to be around like people he doesn't want to be around.
And it's going to be very uncomfortable for him, especially if he has to go to residential,
because they'll send him to a county residential facility.
They might send him to a psych hospital first to evaluate him.
So he might go where I went, which would be so fucking crazy and ironic.
Now, if they decided that fuck him, we're not going to give him mental diversion,
they're going to take it a step further and they're going to want jail time.
So their first thing is they're going to be like...
I would figure on the misdemeanors 180 days, right?
And then they do a two for one if he goes to county.
That's with the misdemeanors.
With the felonies, even if they knock down all the other ones,
he's doing at least a year on that one.
I think that's a two to five thing, because he's got a witness and he's fucked.
And I think as well that the judge and the prosecutors are going to be dumbfounded
by the idiocy that he tries to bring.
The judge is going to be annoyed, and it's going to be over real quick.
He had DA for felonies, CA for misdemeanors.
And also there's a possibility that the plea deal might be off the table,
because they're going to be ready to go.
If they have a plea deal, he's going to have five minutes to decide.
They're going to give him five minutes, maybe ten.
And, you know, just like the idea of having sub-attorney come in there out of the blue.
It's just so weird.
All right.
Yeah, definitely some time for the felonies.
So you think it'd be 30?
I think maybe that's what they offered him at first.
Maybe 30 days and mental diversion.
They can offer a little jail time and mental health diversion as well.
But I don't think that the judge is going to be tired of it,
and the prosecutors are going to be like, we're ready to go, Your Honor.
We're ready to go.
And they're going to argue that he's been given enough
and that he said that he wasn't going to get any more continuances.
And I think the judge is going to hold to that.
I don't think the judge is going to budge.
It's go time tomorrow.
That's just what I'm thinking.
Why would they want to, you know,
why would they want to have it go anymore
and burn up more resources from the city?
I mean, this fucking fat ass is like,
he's in pretty deep with, doesn't he like owe the city some money or something like that?
For all the fucking police that had to come out to him?
Wasn't there some talk of that for a while?
What happened there?
I also think he's going to choke.
Because that's what he did when he was in court with me.
He choked.
And if he chokes at a little RO like that,
shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Like he has a better shot at, you know,
a couple of rounds with Mike Tyson,
which he wouldn't make past the first two minutes.
If not even two minutes, fucking 10 seconds.
So that's kind of what I feel like is a, you know,
metaphor for what is happening here.
He's going into this fight and it's Mike Tyson.
And not Mike Tyson today.
I'm talking Mike Tyson like, you know,
like 91 Mike Tyson.
And they're also going to be able to tell the judge about this lawsuit.
It's going to get thrown out just because he got it filed doesn't mean he's going to be able to take the ball any further down the fucking field.
I would say 30 if it was a few less of the misdemeanor charges.
It was like two.
But isn't it like six or seven?
With hate crime enhancements.
The misdemeanors.
Six felonies.
Okay.
So it's a ADW and then the hate crimes are the felonies.
And then the misdemeanors are the destruction of the properties.
16 misdemeanors.
Holy shit.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
I think a little more than 30 days.
That's just because of the amount of them.
I didn't realize it was that much, but still I'm going to hold at 180.
180 days.
You know, in the three to six month area.
Demali fall asleep.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think.
I think we'll be there tomorrow with bells on.
And it starts at 830 AM Pacific time, but you know, he'll be on probably around 730 on his way there.
Because he always gives a pre-court live stream and tomorrow he's going to be a fucking wreck.
And he's going to try and act like he's okay.
Which is going to be interesting because you can always see the cope squeezing through the fucking pores.
And that.
Oh, he's up at six.
Okay.
Oh, pre-court jitters.
Okay.
Yeah.
Streams an hour ago for this.
So that's an hour and a half, which means he watched.
He watched my rumble.
He saw it.
And it's a shame.
And stuvers.
Okay.
Half a teaspoon of salt into your dry mixture.
Okay.
She's foamy.
Add a little little oil.
Knead for two minutes.
Back in here.
Cover this input in a warm place for the next three hours.
Oh.
It's been about three and a half hours.
And it's definitely doubled in size.
Okay.
Some sliced black olives.
If that's okay with you.
I'm a pizza you're not eating.
Parmesan cheese.
Put it in the oven dummy.
500 for 18 minutes.
Cook with brook.
That's catchy.
Oh, that's pretty decent pizza.
This is what happens when you rent an old friend from Brooklyn.
My Instagram feed is like all pizza questions.
It's called pizza.
He thinks he could come in with a tank top.
And slip us.
So he's going to make this pie for himself.
He's going to take it home.
He's going to come back with a better retire.
How do you tattoo the legend?
So Brooklyn.
Let's see if he sees it.
He still got it.
It's like driving a car down 86 street back there.
Back into the Cadillac, right?
Yeah.
Later we'll put the fiscal music on.
We'll make it more fun.
Whatever you want.
You're going to take that home anyway.
All right.
I got some of the pizza.
Tony's tattoo.
He still got it.
Tony's tattoo is making a pizza.
Still got it.
In Brooklyn.
Look at this.
Look at this.
He hasn't made a pie in, I don't know how many years.
Those days.
You know, he took some time off.
He got to go to college, came back.
He got his degree.
And now he's back.
Look at that.
He does put his thoughts on it.
I know I could walk away and get back into it.
But not bad for the first pie in years.
Tony tattoo.
He said he could do it.
He could do it.
Yeah.
Imagine if we have some disco right now.
Okay.
And look at that.
Forget about it.
Here in Brooklyn.
We just got to go.
We got to get rid of this tank top.
He thinks this is like working on the.
An hour away.
He'll need to do his drive.
Let's see if he gets it.
He'll be on like seven, I guess.
If he's a hour away, he should leave an hour and a half early.
Good night.
I'm going to get you all, let you all watch that, and I'm going to get them all late in the game.
I'm wondering what the ball is going to play here.
I don't know what that means.
He's close to bedside.
So we decided to hot-roll a Stromboli.
We got the inside of it, hot in the oven, and then pulled it out and rolled it up, and it's delicious.
And now that's the only way we do Stromboli.
We screwed up bad the other night and forgot to fire a Stromboli on a table we needed to turn for supper club.
And the thing we forgot to fire was Stromboli.
And Stromboli takes the longest, believe it or not, on our menu to make.
So we decided to hot-roll a Stromboli.
We got the inside of it, hot in the oven, and then pulled it out and rolled it up, and it's delicious.
And now that's it.
Bread is lasting more than five minutes.
You're probably not eating bread.
This was so easy.
Milk, butter, sugar, salt, flour, and yeast.
The thing about having a bread maker is it makes real food real simple.
This automatic dispenser is where I'm going to place my jalapenos and cheese.
That is it.
We're going to program for sandwich bread with a medium crust.
Didn't just press start.
Now look at that little agitator go.
It's doing all the work for me.
Pop those peppers and cheese down, and once everything is ready, it will automatically come on and bake.
Not only do I get a fresh hot loaf every day, but I don't have to worry about a bunch of unnecessary ingredients being in my food.
That is bread.
If you want to make homemade bread too, I left the link below.
But if you can't see it, that means they're sold out.
What?
Bread is lasting more than five to ten days.
Well, that bread machine did everything.
It's like, you just put the stuff in there, and it makes the whole thing.
Like, from beginning to end, you just put the ingredients in this thing.
This automatic dispenser?
Has anybody ever seen one of these before?
Because...
I might be awake.
They're sold out.
Butters, sugars, salt, flour, and yeast.
You're not having a bread mic?
Is it nice?
Real food?
Real simple.
This automatic dispenser is...
I just want to ask you a question and it should be easy for you to apologize for all the craziness, especially when I don't know you guys.
I'm going to teach you the step by step process now.
Let's let it rest for 30 minutes.
Let's let it rest for another 30 minutes.
After 30 minutes, our doll is ready.
And this doll will be three and a half balls.
As soon as the doll ferments and uses it, I use the polish and cracker to make the designs very practical.
What can do it will get excellent results.
A more velvety crust in a short time.
Before pronouncement, I take the riffle of an enforcing note.
After 30 minutes, what did you think of this recipe?
You can tell me in the comments if you thought this recipe was useful for you.
This pizza was made in just a few hours.
You've already been working by your current company.
Thank you.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Jay Cole was bopping around LA today and he signed a bunch of memorabilia for his fans.
That's good.
So they can make a couple hours.
Yeah, he hasn't had the Mustang for a while.
I think my guess is that he took the Jalopy up north.
Didn't he leave it there with white snake?
Yeah, it's like why would anybody want to work on that old rickety fucking thing?
He's going to have to go into the sticks.
Find some crazy mechanic who loves that kind of thing.
White worm, bet it back, Nick.
White worm.
Yeah, I guess so that that vehicle could be returned and he probably left his other vehicle up north, maybe.
I don't know.
Appalachia.
Appalachia.
Yeah, it's going to be quite a day.
He ain't sleeping.
Hold on, I'm going to grab a snack.
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