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Good morning.
I'm not starting until I see some more likes.
I'm not starting until I see some more likes.
Because the goons aren't going to watch without hitting that like button.
Play it simple. I'll go back to bed.
I mean, I'll just set the camera off and I'll call immigration.
I don't need to have anybody watch me do it.
And, you know, I'm just not in the mood.
So let's get some likes in here and then we'll make the calls.
Sick of these people.
Good morning to everybody else.
Good morning friends.
Good morning foes.
Today Danny gonna learn.
Today Danny is gonna learn.
I mean, I'll turn the camera on at 25 likes.
I mean, that's just what I'll start.
17. Keep going.
See all my early birds and loyals have already hit the like button.
You fucks are gonna hit the like button or you're never gonna show.
To clip and look at and watch and do all you want to do with.
So, now we're getting up to 50 people watching.
So we need 25 likes to start.
And then if they don't continue to go up as we do the show, I just stop.
I'm just not doing this with these goons anymore.
I'll do member shows only.
I don't need to make these public.
So if you don't want to have some respect for my stuff, then, you know,
the goons that are just gooning can go goon elsewhere.
But one way or the other, La Migra is getting called today.
Thank you very much everybody.
I know who's hit the like button and I know who hasn't.
So you guys are cool.
But they're going to.
Or else I'll just switch it all to members in like two fucking minutes.
Seriously.
It goes all members and then nobody gets to see it.
And we just get to have a laugh behind your back.
You dummies.
So, your choice.
27.
Yeah, I'll make it 30 now.
Let's go to 30.
I went starting 25.
We're almost at 30.
Make it 30.
And this little fucker Solomon.
Oh boy.
These little fucking pieces of shit have no idea.
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
Okay.
We're close.
I have one more.
Which one of you goons is going to do it?
Or else it goes to members.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.
There we go.
Good boy.
Good little goons.
There you go.
Muts.
He will do what I tell you.
Sissakeko, I'm telling you.
The stream that Solomon deleted last night, we have it.
We have his tirade, his rant.
You are going to see exactly who Solomon is.
And what's great is that the police can have that tape too.
That video too, because he was out past curfew.
Ranting and raving on a scooter with no helmet.
Unsafe texting at the same time.
You idiot little boy.
Now let's get to the silverback.
The silverback.
Prayers for Bon's doggy, hold on.
The silverback.
The silverback.
The silverback.
The silverback.
The silverback.
All right. Sorry about that. I had to take that quick call.
I appreciate everybody for being patient.
Sorry everyone.
This is the thing.
I mean, this kid should be talking to girls his age.
He should have a little dumb girlfriend, you know?
Oh my God, he's such a kid.
You know?
Good morning.
What's up?
What's up everybody?
We're here. We got the thing going.
It's off. We're off to the races.
Off to the, you know, the camp town ladies.
Man, coffee's delicious.
We're going to be taking care of some family business today,
which means calling family protective services and immigration.
Now we called the family protective services yesterday, CPS.
We have a report on Solomon.
You know, the report is open on Solomon at CPS.
If anybody wants to call and add to it or make some suggestions,
you're welcome to. It's a free country.
Even if his audience wants to call and reveal themselves as the predators
that they are trying to control the situation with a young boy.
Okay, let the professionals handle it.
If nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong.
Okay? You got nothing to worry about if nothing's wrong.
Oh, yeah, it's D-O-A in court today. I forgot.
Another W, man.
I'm going to just, I'm going to bat with you guys for a few minutes.
I'm like, here you are.
I don't even care about my waste of time because it just shows how fucked up all this is.
One less thing to fight, one less thing to get an attorney for.
Yeah, your flower was good. I went through it all.
So they gave me a proof of appearance, clerk's office.
See, what sucks is that they don't have the clerk's office open at eight o'clock.
Really no reason that I should be open at 8.30.
So I didn't get to see them at 8.44, so technically I could have been in contempt course.
Technically I could have been, um...
God, he's dumb.
Basically, no files. No files.
So that's why it's important not to get to a lawyer ahead of time.
That would have been thousands of dollars wasted.
But this is showing a pattern, right?
Yeah, so that's a failure in the pair. That's why you get to proof of appearance.
So that's a huge fucking win.
What's a huge win?
Huge fucking win.
So I got one pending court case now.
I don't make thousands in one street. Jesus.
Who the fuck do you think I am?
Thousands in one street.
I only make as much as you see I make.
However my super chance comes in is what you see.
Minus 30%.
Hilarious.
So does he think that he has read this properly like he did the last one?
He's still under investigation. There's no one pending matter.
He's like, there's one pending matter. I was looking at DOA.
Because it's a huge win.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be driving and commenting.
I'm here for it.
He's not getting away with everything. Jesus.
He's not getting away with anything.
Even these are misdemeanors. I'm not really worried about any of them, really.
Yeah, so hard. Come on. That's all you got.
That's all you got.
Allegedly it was LAPD not following through.
That's why I'm glad. I'll tell you what, that's why I'm glad I took the ride.
That's why I'm glad. They literally kidnapped me.
And so they're in on this conspiracy.
They're conspiring with the church to stop my rights.
Oh my God, they're conspiring with the church to stop his rights.
You're a fucking idiot. You're gonna fucking say stupid shit.
At least say it's fucking proper English.
Stupid fuck.
God.
Well, they could keep arresting me, but it's fine. I know that is bullshit.
I know that I'm not deserving. It's just documenting a conspiracy.
This doesn't mean that his case was dropped.
The time they get arrested and the charges don't fall through the more I have.
I don't know what he's talking about by thinking his case is gone and dropped.
An appearance slip. I don't know.
And so they have incited under a thriving, some type of vehicle code.
Oh, there was no filing.
Okay, so here's what happened. He said there's no filing.
So here's what this fucking dummy thinks.
This dummy thinks that a no that because they didn't file it that they're not holding it for something else when they can.
He's fucking dumb. He sits there and thinks he won.
He didn't win anything. And with his fucking dumb ass.
With his dumb ass, stupid shit, you know.
Just like the case before where he thought it was dismissed and it wasn't.
He's still under investigation.
They could be making a bigger case against him.
So they didn't file it. There was no filing. Big deal.
It doesn't matter that the filing is not there.
What they did was they maybe pulled the filing and they made him go to court anyway.
So he's just getting fucked and he doesn't even realize it.
Jay went through northeast. I'm not sure if they fingerprinted him or any of that shit.
I mean they took DNA from this guy.
I should go back and just make a phone.
Fucking awesome, man. So awesome. So awesome. I'm so happy.
Anxiety for the first hour of my day.
Alright. Super, super perfect.
Oh my god, he's got shoes on?
Man, he made $1,000. I love it.
You're so your shoulder is such a fucking idiot.
It doesn't matter how much money he makes. Who cares about that?
They're giving year file charges. They have three years to prosecute.
They can steal your phones. So basically they can steal your phones.
Oh, they processed them at the 77th. Did they fingerprint them and all that?
Because they didn't do any fingerprinting. They basically just sat me in there and then...
That's why it was important not to fucking...
Not to allow them just to cite me. I wanted them to be involved with that.
Because they're liable.
Okay. I'm an M. I'm gonna ban you for 24 hours.
You go do it.
I didn't want to delete that. I wanted to ban you. I wanted to put you in time out.
Yeah, you go to the FBI. Don't tell me what to do.
I'll go to the FBI if I want to go. We don't tell DOA what to do.
Ew. We don't tell DOA what to do.
You go do it. Why can't you do it? Your fucking finger is broken?
We don't go to the FBI.
I do.
Fucking do it. You're fucking...
The fuck is wrong with some of you people? You fucking do it. You're fucking self.
And I'm not talking to you. I had talked to that one person.
You're very specific. Some of you just... You think everything's about yourself.
Oh, thanks, Nance. You do it. You're fucking self.
Anyone else got any suggestions before I fucking end this stream?
I'm ready to yell at a few people. I need to get it out.
Why all the hostility? Why are you so angry?
Oh, shut the fuck up. I can't have hostility. I have hostility towards fucking morons.
Oh, God. What did you tell me?
Water. I'm going to get it.
Water. I'm going to get it.
Water. I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
Oh, God. What did you tell me?
Water. I'm going to get it.
What did you tell me?
I mean, what an absolute moron. This kid is like, flexing.
What did you tell me?
And he's under investigation by a major crimes detective.
He's so fucking dumb. He shouldn't be doing this at all.
He should just be like, you know what? Here's what happened. Thank you so much.
He is gloating and bloviating and sitting here talking so much shit to these detectives
and all the fucking people that are working on this case.
I really think they're building a major case against it.
Put a one in the chat. If you think they are building a major case against DOA.
Producer Doss in the house.
It's producer Doss.
It's producer Doss in the house.
Boys, he fucking just sticking his head in the sand.
And when it comes down to it, they're going to pull up on him.
They're going to pull up on him and they're going to, they're going to draw down.
They're going to felony prone him and they're going to take him away.
And that's what they're going to do when they take the away because they're building a case against him.
If I was in his position and I was arrested for a misdemeanor and they took, it was a misdemeanor arrest.
I don't think it was a felony arrest, but they took the DNA from me, from my cell, from the cell.
They don't even pull you out of your cell and take you to another area.
They just come and swab you.
They keep your computer and your phone and your jacket.
Why would they keep your jacket?
So this kid can sit here and enjoy his last spurgy moments of freedom.
But I have a feeling that they're working on something with him that is federal.
Because now what I put out last night is that he spoofs the numbers allegedly from what we're seeing.
He's the one who's doing it.
That's it, Dayton. That's exactly what they're doing.
They're letting him run out the line. They're probably wondering what else he's going to do.
They're monitoring his phone. They're following. They're monitoring him.
There's LAP, where they watch his stream all the time.
They don't watch my streams all the time.
Pretty jealous that I'm not a nine state pervert being followed by the cops.
Boy, that's something to be jealous of.
People say I'm jealous of him.
I'm jealous of a 360-pound man who has allegations in nine states.
I have allegations in one state and I'm not too proud of it.
And today, just because there was no filing doesn't mean there's no case.
And he also admitted on the video that I did last night,
he also admitted to illegally manipulating the YouTube.
Things.
Well, I think, oh yeah, two court dates, huh?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
All right.
Oh, here we go.
Homeland security.
Immigration or customs violations.
Dispected immigration or customs violations.
Should be reported to immigration and customs enforcement.
Below is general and specific contact information for ICE.
Okay.
So let's see here.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to put something in the chat here so that everybody can report, Danny.
Right here. Here it is.
Now, Danny's a public figure, right?
And he has his name out there.
Okay.
And it was on the police reports.
So his name is, we'll put it in the chat.
Okay.
On the police reports.
Remember the newspapers and the articles.
All right.
So that's his name.
Okay.
So now you guys can report him to immigration.
All right.
So I know that some of you are going to do that.
I'm going to do it.
The new papers in the articles.
All right.
So that's his name.
Okay.
So now you guys can report him to immigration.
All right.
So that I'm going to do it.
That's the place to do it.
Now, if you want to call and make a report.
I'll give you that number too.
But that's the form.
Okay.
So that's the form.
And you can fill that out.
I'm sure you guys have no problem with doing that.
And yeah, we got a phone number here.
This is all department of homeland security stuff, you know.
So let's put the number in there for you.
That's 866.
Okay.
And there's the number.
So let's call.
Reach the homeland security investigation pipeline.
You have a life or death emergency.
Please hang up and dial 911.
Your information is very important to us.
Hey, Danny.
We are currently experiencing a longer wait time than normal.
You may also submit your information using the HSI.
Hi, Danny.
Located at www.ice.gov slash tips.
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
Nope.
If you are calling from a law enforcement agency, press one.
If you are calling to provide tip information on fugitive Guatemala and narcotics traffic
or Eugenia, Darly, and Polina, Lopez, press five.
If you are calling to provide a tip or add information to an existing report, press two.
For general information about the U.S. Department of Homeland Security,
we will call it a tip.
Hi, Danny.
I'm doing some perfectly legal.
Yep, understood.
Understood.
Oh, that sounds good.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, Danny, boy.
La Migra is now calling.
Over here.
And now what's great is that his entire audience can watch.
Because I also believe his marriage is for his citizenship.
Please select from the following option, and the next available analyst will take your call.
All times will vary.
To report the presence of undocumented non-citizens or the informant and exploitation of undocumented non-citizens in the United States, press one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, so we've reported Danny here.
We got reported to one section for his possible violations and overstaying of his visa.
So we've reported that now.
I was transferred to another number, which I have to call back in a little bit.
They got a lot of calls.
I've also reported on that original report that I just did, I reported his marriage.
So I reported for them to investigate his marriage to Leah and the fact that they're sleeping on her mother's couch, which is, if they say they have their own place, uh-oh.
You guys might both be going to jail because you did something illegal and now you're fucked with me.
And now the professionals are going to come and take care of it.
So fuck you.
Fuck you.
Okay.
For saying that I fucking swatted you, you piece of shit.
Now, when I send in your parking ticket for the $550 ticket and they send you the fuck back for lying about your marriage and sleeping on the couch of her mother's, you're cooked.
So I hope you enjoy that.
I hope this is a good lesson for you, Danny.
And I hope you view your fucking, you got bubble guts right now and it's boiling up because you know they're coming for you, buddy.
I gave you social media.
They'll find you.
They'll find you, buddy.
So, yeah.
Oh, well.
Okay.
Well, they'll investigate that.
I said I wasn't sure, you know, I'm not sitting there making statements that are definite to these people.
I said, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if it's country of origin, you know, but they are sleeping there and if they're trying to get married and he's overstayed his thing and they're trying, even trying to get married.
And he's overstayed his shit or they're engaged or whatever.
There's all kinds of violations that they've done.
It doesn't matter whether they're actually married or not.
Right.
The fact is, is someone said wife, I hear he's married.
Oh, well, I don't know if he's married or not.
Everybody in here doesn't know if he's married or not.
Okay.
But they're going to find out whether they are and whether they tried to do it during a fraudulent time when he was being refused for his visas or whatever.
You know, I'm not making a false report.
People said it's his wife.
I reported that they're married.
That's it.
If they're not, I was wrong.
And I said that to them.
I am not sure.
But they'll check.
And what they'll do is they'll check his visa violations.
The marriage thing is definitely a priority to them.
But either way, now he's reported.
He's in their system.
He's in their system.
Now that's going to go to the police, Danny.
So the next time you show your ID to the police, they might have you in the system to be held by immigration.
So if you're out there protesting and the police make contact with you and ask for your ID.
Well, Danny, boy, go make more reports about me.
Because you're making false reports against a U.S. citizen.
You're not a fucking citizen, motherfucker.
And after I get done with you, you never will be.
Okay?
Because I'm going to report every violation.
The car parking.
Oh, when they see that, that's a crime.
You've already been arrested for a crime while you are on some kind of visa probation or something.
I don't even know what the details.
I don't know how it works.
But you have committed a crime.
You got arrested.
I told them that.
Do you know that that in itself can get you sent back and refused?
Oh, God, that felt good.
Oh, I feel like I just fucked it down with cowboy cheerleaders, bro.
Oh, that's so fucking satisfying when you just do something back to someone who's malicious towards you and you know that it's going to affect their life forever.
That's what I just did to you, Danny.
And you can't do that to me.
You know why I'm too powerful for you.
I'm too strong for any of you.
You have to really actually just unalive me to fucking shut me up.
Good luck.
So thank you so much to the immigration immigration chief or Homeland Security.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for keeping these this filth out of my town.
Got you, Danny.
Now what are you going to do, Danny?
Now what are you going to do to me?
I'm an idiot.
Oh, he's an idiot.
Good luck with immigration.
When they knock on your mama's door and she's screaming and crying with tears in her eyes when they take you away.
Oh, I wish I was there.
Can you video that, Danny?
Can you video that when immigration comes and drags you kicking and screaming into a vehicle to send you back?
But don't worry.
You can come back through.
All right.
Just come back the other way and just come back through again and then we'll get you again.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
It says immigration where called.
I just want you to know, Danny, immigration where called.
God damn.
Yeah.
I told you, Danny, you know, Danny, I got Nora fired from her job.
I got Vanessa fired from her job.
You think I don't know how to fuck you?
You little dummy.
Every single one of these people who has fucked with me, I have fucked back one way or another.
They've gotten the serve up.
Okay.
So keep coming.
Keep coming and doing wrong things to someone who's trying to do the right thing.
Go ahead.
I'd love to see that working for you.
Oh, and I loved it when Danny lied that I swatted him.
Oh, so you're swatting me that while I was streaming.
You little fucking pussy.
Oh, DOA thinks he was released.
They just didn't file it.
They made him go down to court and didn't file it.
So he thinks it's dismissed.
Again, he thinks the case is dismissed.
It's not.
So I think I've, you know, I've called CPS on Solomon.
They're going to investigate Solomon and his parents, no matter what little spurgy little thing this fucktard boy has to say that I'm a stalker and a bully.
I'm a bully.
Where do you see the video that he deleted last night that we have?
You're going to see a little mouth on this kid.
He lost his temper.
We got him.
He was out last night after, like he was, I think he was out at midnight way past curfew.
And so now he's pushing it for, he's going, fuck you.
Not only am I not going to go home on time.
I'm going to stay out later and I'm going to yell and I'm going to go around by myself.
I'll show you.
And one of these nights, one of those people that he goes, oh no, I'm just shooting.
Yeah, I'm just making a video for the boom, boom, boom, boom.
And you're going to hear him scream bloody murder because I have a feeling that they are going to do it alive.
Someone's going to fucking get him, man.
These predators that are, you know, he just found out yesterday that one of the people in his chat,
the exact person that I said called him handsome the other day.
50 year old woman allegedly could be a man.
He doesn't even know.
He said he was groomed previously by someone else and that they had to get police involved.
This is the statement he made last night.
He said he had to get police involved.
So his parents are now letting him out after he's been groomed and police have been involved.
What are they trying to do?
Sell him by the pound, the fuck.
He's already been victimized and they put him the fuck out on the street again.
That's why I called CPS.
He said what he did last night just seals why I called CPS.
It just makes it all, you know, even more legit what he did last night, his behavior.
CPS will be getting the video that he deleted last night.
It's really disturbing, very disturbing.
And you people who are supporting him should be a fucking shame to yourself.
There's a male photographer in his chat telling him he's a hero.
See what I mean?
They're all, they're all, all of your mods dickhead are trying to get at your, uh, a pussy.
Okay, young boy, they're trying to fuck you.
Do you understand?
Do your parents understand this?
Does anybody get any of what the fuck is going on here?
You know?
Yeah, anarchy princess, whatever.
Get lost.
Thank you.
We don't need this anarchy princess is probably a man who wants to get at fucking Solomon.
Okay, this is probably a man who's trying to get this anarchy princess in my chat.
She's probably one of his mods trying to get at him.
Just like that other one was a predator.
Solomon, I might have saved your life, boy.
I might have saved your life by bringing attention to this.
I hope you understand that.
Put a one in the chat if it's possible that I've saved so that we as a group, not just me.
I'm the big mouth who talks.
We as a group who have called and done this have saved Solomon's life.
Put a one in the chat.
If you think that.
Yeah, like anarchy piss and think she's, she's going to come in here and do something to me.
Hey, listen, anarchy princess, you better fucking step the fuck down back and off of me.
You don't know what you're playing with.
Anarchy princess, you ain't shit.
Now I'm adding you to the fucking report to DNA because now you are someone who is of concern to me and my safety.
So now what I have is the impetus to get my investigators to take your screen name here and find you.
Okay, like your address where you are, and that's where I could serve you papers and make police reports about you.
So have a nice day.
It does anarchy princess clean out the shit bucket.
Are you the shit bucket girl?
Do you go get the new shit bucket or do you scrub out that?
Do you shit in the shit bucket with him?
You little shit bucket princess shit bucket princess shit bucket princess anarchy shut up hillbilly.
Go back to eating possum.
Where's your possum soup hillbilly?
No, never mind. I don't want to try your possum soup.
I don't want to try your possum soup.
Yeah!
Yeah, we're good.
Well, what I want to know is does she have a shit bucket too?
Is she on the shit bucket brigade?
Because she sounds like a shit bucket princess who can't spell princess.
Or she took a name that somebody else can't be original.
You know, like maybe a thousand people had that name before she tried to unironically use it.
Oh yeah, William's on the reports too.
So I'm waiting for a call back.
I'm waiting for a call back from one of the other investigators.
So they might call right here on the show.
They said they would be getting back within a few minutes.
You know?
Look, as far as the police favoring Scientology, here's the thing.
Scientology is still a church, so think of it.
Okay, this is the same thing.
In the eyes of the law, with all the violence and harassment and things and screaming that's going on,
towards this church, they can designate the protesters as a hate group.
There's no different than them going to a synagogue and putting on those bad symbols, you know, and spray-painting them.
This is the same thing in the eyes of the law.
They're harassing a church.
It doesn't matter how the protesters see the church.
The cops have to protect the church.
Federal law, they're mandated.
They have no choice.
They might have a personal belief about Scientology,
but their job tells them that they got to protect that place because it's a church.
Now, these idiots are going the wrong way.
They're trying to go and break in through the fucking front.
No, dude, they got all that paperwork.
You got to get that taken care of and then go in the other way.
You fucking idiots are just ramming in the front fucking door all the time.
That's why you don't get anything done.
You have no intelligence.
You have no intelligence.
Oh, we'll report her for ban evasion.
You can report her for ban evasion.
Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy.
We don't have heroes in here.
None of us is greater than all of us.
We're all heroes.
No, this is my bonnet.
I can't lose the bonnet.
Why does everybody want me to lose the bonnet?
I got my wave activator.
I got my wave activator.
Isn't that what it's called?
Curl activator, wave curl, something.
I got something about it.
It's activating under my...
This is just cooking.
Yeah, nobody in this community is better than anybody else.
We are all of equal magnitude if we are concerned about those who need some concern.
Solomon is a desperate kid.
And that's one of those kids when you say a kid can still be saved.
Man, I think that that kid could fucking do something with his life.
Put a one on the chat if he thinks Solomon has unlimited potential to be whatever he wants to be.
See, look, dude.
Solomon, look at these people believe in you, man.
Look at this.
Look at the ones in the chat.
Look at these people believe in you.
Solomon, look at that.
Look at this.
This is people believing in you, Solomon.
You're taking it the wrong way.
He could put stickers on bananas.
You're not going to win over producer Doss.
I'm sorry you're not winning her over, but we all have...
She's mean.
She's Dutch.
She doesn't have macaroni and cheese.
So she has an anger inside of her that is King Kong-like.
Yeah, I mean, there are like a bunch of like old people in here that are like,
we don't want them to make the same mistakes.
Oh, they're stalking him.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
One if he survives.
Yeah, you got to be careful out there, Solomon.
And the jig is up, Solomon.
Just give it up.
I mean, I know you're going to hold down the thing.
You're in the corner.
You're scared.
Everybody's coming towards you.
You're scared.
You're like a raccoon in a corner.
You're lashing out.
You're freaking out at everyone.
Oh, well.
That's fair.
There's a heart to making license plates.
So, like, when I sit there and talk about fucking his mom and talking shit and everything,
I'm just talking shit.
Like, why would I want to fuck your mom, dog?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, is she hot?
I mean, you're only 16.
So what?
She could be like, she's anywhere between.
What, 35 and 45?
You know?
She's still keeping it.
Does she wear yoga pants?
Does Solomon's mom wear yoga pants?
Is she hot?
Does anybody know?
Is she hot?
Have you seen her?
Can somebody get me a photo of the mother?
I need a mom.
Hmm.
I have peach pie.
So I know.
I need cobbler.
Nobody wants to cobble.
School?
When does he go to school?
He goes to school and does this?
So he has no friends.
He has no social life.
All right.
He's a loner.
He's too simple.
He's a loner.
He's a loner.
He's a loner.
He's a loner.
He's a loner.
He's a loner.
He's a loner.
He's a loner.
He's too smart.
He's Clark Kent.
He's what?
He's Batman.
Come on.
All these tropes and stories.
See you, Blue Bonnie.
Thank you.
Oh, he goes to private school.
154 people in the building
waiting for that phone call
back from the immigration agent.
They're going to be calling me
any second
and finishing up this
investigative call about the
possible fraudulent marriage
between the two of them.
And if there isn't one,
well, then I'm confused.
Are they married?
Are they not married?
That in itself
would give me impetus
for a report.
So I'm not doing anything
malicious or wrong.
This is in good faith.
I'm a good citizen.
I see something.
I say something.
I'm a mandated reporter.
And it's mandatory.
I protect all Mandalorians.
I don't know whether they're married
or not Rhodes LA.
Like you're telling me something
that someone says it's his wife.
That's all I could go on reported.
I don't know if they're married or not.
I mean, I can't take your word for it.
They're engaged,
but he cheated.
He cheated with what?
With what?
A fucking side of fucking holy shit.
What did he go in the locker room
where Rocky punches the stakes
and fuck one of those things?
What the fuck did he cheat with her with?
A farm animal?
What?
What are you kidding me?
Leah proposed to Danny.
All right, I quit.
You know what?
I quit.
It's just everybody.
Go home.
I quit.
I quit.
I quit.
I quit.
Whatever it is, I quit.
I just quit.
What?
We'll see.
They're going to investigate all that.
Oh, he cheated, yet they still got to get...
See, all the investigators are going to find
all that shit out,
all the social media.
They're going to find all of you.
You know?
No, I don't watch Liz Ferris.
She doesn't really mean anything to me.
She's already shown me that
she's a snake
and that she's lying about her father
and that it's all a scam
because nobody knows where the dad is all of a sudden, so...
So, we'll put in a brief thing of what Liz Ferris said.
Liz Ferris.
Another walrus linebacker.
She proposed him with a ring pop?
Wow.
Her and Nora are out of what?
Her and Nora are out of what?
Her and Nora are out of what?
Her and Nora are out of what?
They are both lovers now?
They have hooked up?
Or they're out of the protesting?
They're out of SPTV? What happened?
They quit again?
This is the third time they quit.
A ring pop.
She gave him a sugary, edible ring.
He probably ate it.
He probably ate the ring.
Did he eat the ring?
Put a one in the chat if you think he ate the ring
because I think he ate the ring.
I gotta be honest, I think that ring is toast.
So guys, yeah, we're just sitting tight here
waiting for Homeland Security to call me back
so that I can answer questions.
I think they're married, or they're trying to be married,
and he's illegal if they're trying to be married.
Like, that's not okay. They can't do it.
Like, they're doing illegal shit,
and they're trying to manipulate the system, and they know they are.
And since Danny cheated on this woman,
obviously he cheats at everything.
That's why he's a liar. He's a thief.
He parks in the fucking...
This is the kind of guy Danny is, okay?
He wants the shortcuts because he's a fat, lazy fuck,
and he can't walk another five feet.
He's gotta park in the handicap loading zone
when there's a parking space completely open
on the other side of one car.
Five feet extra.
He decides he wants to park in the handicapped spot.
This is who Danny is.
Mr. Shortcut, Mr. Break the Rules, but say I'm not.
You know, you're a little pussy, Danny.
You're a little fat fuck.
What a little bitch parking in the handicap.
What a gross, you know?
What a gross piece of garbage you are.
Fucking hypocrite.
Ah, such a good person. He's an idiot.
Oh, you're a good person.
I want to be there when his mother is screaming
and crying on the floor hysterical
that her little baby boy is being dragged back
to Guadalajara.
Oh, no.
Guadalajara won't do it now.
He needs a birth certificate
for the marriage license.
And that's the delay.
Well, I have let everybody know where they can go
and report Danny to immigration.
It's not my fault that he's doing illegal shit.
I don't do anything illegal.
You motherfuckers can report me all goddamn day
and make false reports to the police
and wait till my lawyer gets ahold of him.
I don't do anything illegal to any of these people,
but they make it up, oh, I'm stalking.
I'm harassing.
No, I'm not. You motherfuckers are talking about me
with much bigger channels than I have.
Way more viewers than me.
So go ahead, explain that to me.
How am I the bully?
Fucking Solomon has more live viewers than I have,
and he turns them on me, okay?
He maliciously turns them on me during his chats
because he talks shit to me,
which gets his audience going so then they harass me.
So we have a chain here that is undeniable.
Solomon, please report me for stalking
so I could sue your parents and take their house.
No, they can't do it backwards. There's too much gunt.
There's too much gunt. I should look.
Let me show you the fucking drawing.
I showed you guys this. This is science.
I've studied this for years.
Okay, you guys are really...
I don't understand this.
Okay.
Now, first of all, if anybody...
they were asking me, you know,
they're like, do you have a description for Danny?
What do we know about him?
I said, he's just...
if you have bananas, he'll come.
Just if he's locked in somewhere, just get bananas.
All right?
So before anybody makes any judgments about me,
before anybody, you know...
before anybody, you know, gives me a problem here,
I don't want Danny to attack me, okay?
Danny, I don't want you to attack me.
So I have these bananas here.
These bananas are by my throat
where you usually would bite as a silverback.
So as a silverback, you would usually bite
somewhere around this area.
So what I'm doing, Danny, is I'm protecting myself.
I'm protecting myself with bananas, okay?
Bananas and a bonnet.
See, this is a leopard.
I wear this for Danny to confuse him in nature,
to make him think I'm a predator of nature,
that I'm a vicious, fast-flying leopard cheetah.
Here, Danny, look at those. They're perfect.
Banana.
Hey, could you describe the...
Okay, so you don't know his birthday.
Can you describe this suspect?
Yes, I can.
It's not me.
Not me, that's Danny.
Bananas, Danny bananas.
You know, we can put them on his head.
Like...
He's an idiot.
He's an idiot.
So let me just continue with this demonstration.
Because we got the bananas for protection.
We've got the suspect drawing.
Now we look at what...
Those are beautiful.
These are beautiful organic bananas.
Okay?
Oh, like I buy organic produce.
I don't know if I would waste these on Danny.
I get into shitty bananas.
DOA has shitty bananas.
But now, when we get back to the gun...
Once again, back to the gun.
Right?
Now, when we have the diagram here of the two of them.
And by the way, Homeland Security will be calling any minute.
So stand by for the Homeland Security call.
Hit the like button and share.
Because if I don't see some more likes here in the next 30 seconds,
I'm cutting off the show and you guys aren't going to get to see the call from immigration.
In fact, I'm turning off the camera.
So I'll be back when I see some more likes.
Okay?
Let's see.
I'll just take off the trash.
You guys decide.
They're going to call back here in a few minutes.
And I will fucking put the show on members.
And then only members will be able to watch the call from immigration.
If there are not 100 likes by the time I get back.
I'm just going to fucking put it on members.
I'd better see 100 likes. I'm not fucking kidding.
Or else you guys are not going to see the call.
And they'll be calling back in a few minutes.
Any second.
No like.
We cut off the show.
I need 30 more likes.
Okay. So all you goons that are watching and want footage.
30 more likes.
Or.
So I'll play a game of apex.
I know that there will be 100 likes by the time I'm done this match.
Because if there's not, I'm making it all members.
And then we can enjoy watching the show because I don't really need all of you other around.
We're not doing this for you.
We're doing this for us.
So go ahead and test me.
If I don't see 100 likes by the end of this game, I go to all members.
No shit.
100 likes.
If I don't see it, I switch to all members.
All of the efforts.
Be goonie all you want.
But you're going to hit that like button.
I want to see thumbs up.
But yeah, thumbs down is fine.
I don't see the thumbs down.
So it's either likes or I shut the fucking show off and I make it all members.
You got like 5 minutes, 10 minutes maybe.
While this match goes, but that's it.
And this call is going to be coming in.
Yeah, only like once. You can only like once. You're fine.
If you've already liked, don't worry about it.
That's weird.
Some little connection issues, I guess.
I don't know.
Race.
There she is.
Got to watch out for that trail.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
It's fine. I'll go to members if they don't want to hit the like button.
It's fine with me.
See, 85 likes is more than enough for me.
That's not the point.
It's not, you know.
Fuck off.
Where are you motherfucker?
Shit.
Shit.
Fuck.
Yeah, I mean, we're close. We're getting there.
I mean, I could just start making every one of these members only, you know.
Because I don't really need any of the outside spurbs that aren't subscribed or members.
It's $1.99 for membership on this channel.
If you don't have $1.99, get off the fucking internet.
Fuck off.
I don't see numbers.
Why don't I see numbers?
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Don't take the jokes literally, Sarge.
Pretty calm down.
I still see it.
Thank you for subscribing.
We're just waiting for the immigration people to call back.
Homeland security.
Because Danny wants to be a big mouth and accuse people of felonies.
Which he did yesterday to me on his live stream.
He accused me of swatting him.
Yeah, you just have to go through the browser or your laptop.
It's silly.
Maybe, um...
Yeah.
And like, I make my membership so inexpensive because it's just that my demonetized videos are in there.
Are in the...
In the...
Behind the paywall or whatever.
Alright, the goons are gone.
I don't know how to get rid of them.
That's better.
Alright.
Okay, we're going to members only.
We're going to go to members only and we are going to wait for this phone call.
Bye.
Members only.
Don't be fooled.
I'm a man.
This is now members only stream.
Members only.
Sorry.
I told them.
They didn't want to listen.
Thank you members.
Bye bye, poors.
Bye, poors.
Bye, haters.
Gosh, and look at how many viewers we still have.
Amazing.
You guys are wonderful people.
Still over 100 live viewers here with just members.
We just might do members only from now on.
Holy shit.
We really don't need anybody else.
These will pierce them.
Bye.
You think you're going to fucking fight me?
You thought you were going to fight me and win?
That's him.
Oh, that's my skin.
Oh, there he is.
That just killed him.
He respawned.
Boom.
Got a grenade? Yeah.
Yeah, they haven't pressed charges yet.
They have three years or something.
Maybe not three years on that charge, but...
They definitely have time to file.
They're waiting.
Here's their defense.
I hear enemies here.
Recharging shield.
There's another one.
Try that again.
Oh, that's good.
Alright.
Refinishing my shields.
Oh, okay.
Delivering frag.
Here's their defense.
Borg's, Spunxion.
Enemy closed.
Recharging shields.
of
the
if
if
if
if
if
of
the
of
the
They could make it like, you know, like a conspiracy to commit hate crimes and share, or just lock...
I mean, look, if he gets federal charges, the federal government has a 99% rate of conviction in certain districts.
I still see it. Crap said. I'm waiting.
I still see it.
You just shot me.
Smartboard is deployed.
Get the fuck out of here.
I have returned without your aid.
I don't know what to do with you.
Catch me a frag.
Variable added.
Introducing a new variable.
I don't know what to do with you.
Smartboard is hunting foes.
Enemy there.
That way. Go. Watch out. Enemy's here.
Casting a frag.
Enemy's here.
The dock pierces.
Small bullets hit our foe.
Enemy, they're not close.
That's an overheat.
Yeah, I mean, he just thinks that everything is just getting dismissed on him.
I think the opposite. I think they're building a case on him.
Smart bullets hunting foes.
And I mean, that conversation we showed with him and Mindy, he knows something's wrong.
DOA himself knows something's wrong.
We saw it last night. We saw the alleged spoof that he is doing, his spoofing.
Apparently he has knowledge of these.
He has not read the savage dead.
You're not savage at all. You're dead.
Fire.
Firing.
Small bullets landed.
This is close to your feet.
That would inspire all of it easier.
That will be a relief.
This is a relief.
Don't regret it.
Enemy's here.
Enemy's here.
Enemy's here.
God damn it. I gotta kill him.
Who the fuck is this?
I have been brought back.
My research continues.
The dock pierces through.
Recharging my shields.
They all just think they're getting off.
They're getting arrested repeatedly and they were in a fucking interrogation with a major crimes detective.
He's dumb. He shouldn't go online at all.
A lawyer would tell him to stay offline and shut the fuck up.
That's what a lawyer would do.
Shields are recharging.
They're all gonna appear.
You're gonna get here.
Idiot with a firearm here.
Recharging.
Enemy's here.
So yeah, so now today Danny is going to learn about making false claims about people online and what could happen to him if he's doing something.
I see today Danny's gonna learn.
I think we're gonna do members only streams for a while because you know we don't need that shit.
I certainly don't.
And there's plenty of people here.
You know, over a hundred in the chat. Thank you so much.
Hit the like button.
We're on members only.
131 members in the building.
Holy smoke guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you everybody really.
I didn't know quite what was gonna happen when I put the members thing on.
I took a chance.
But here we are.
Yeah, this is more private.
You know, it's more exclusive for sure.
I feel it.
I could feel the exclusivity.
I don't need pores.
I don't need pores that can't afford the $1.99.
That's concerning to me.
Even if you can't afford a $1.99, you turn on your gifted memberships.
We've got a lot of generous people here.
Thank you.
I mean, they must be so pissed
that I have the ability to put it on members only.
Just the fact that I can is gonna upset these people, which is
my breakfast.
You wanna dance around like that?
All right.
Yeah.
Deploying a variable.
Adding another cast trap.
Yeah.
Delivering track.
Sergeant on my heels.
Oh, God, this fucking, I hate these fucking.
Get your gun in here, you fucking pussy.
See that? Don't ever follow me.
You get in front of me like that, but...
Exactly. We got silver.
All members are here.
They're so pissed that I actually have this many members.
Everything about me gets them angry.
I mean, they call me a fucking hater.
Holy shit. You guys drink that fucking hater rate
in like a group.
Oh, they do. Not anybody here.
I know we have some in here that got
memberships off the generosity of some of my audience.
He's gonna come right here.
Come on, Holmes. There we go.
You're one the same team guy.
Sad boy.
Very sad boy.
Fuck.
I have been brought back.
My research continues.
Someone destroyed my drone.
D.O.A. will call me up for transparency.
Okay.
Good for him.
We have almost 200 members.
So...
We're almost at 200.
If we get to 200 members,
I'll start doing these things just more exclusively on a daily.
Recharging shields.
Any time the pirate won't have it,
then choose what someone nearby.
Shields are recharging.
Attention.
A team has half the points needed to win.
I'm sorry.
Recharging shields.
Recharging shields.
Recharging shields.
Why don't you pick up your fucking gun, you fucking idiot,
and do some shooting instead of
distracting everybody with your fucking drone, asshole?
Fucking idiot.
Recharging all my shields.
Recharging shields.
I still see everything.
Recharging all my shields.
Recharging shields.
I can't find the point.
Fuck three, visual clear.
Recharging shields.
Back in the fight.
Another variable for my friends.
Recharging shields.
Recharging shields.
What the fuck?
Recharging shields.
Almost.
Back in action. Can't keep a legend down.
Recharging shields.
Gotcha.
Recharging shields.
Fuck off.
She's dusted.
I don't owe anybody any transparency,
by the way.
I don't owe anybody anything.
My personal life, whatever I do,
I can be a serial killer.
It still has nothing to do with the facts.
The facts are the facts.
What is is, no matter what I've done or said,
what is still remains.
And that's why they're so defensive, because they know.
And that's why they're trying to protect their bad behavior
to make it somehow look like good behavior.
Recharging shields.
Right in your ass.
Literally right in her ass.
Nice.
Ass kill. Never had an ass kill.
I think that's my first ass kill.
There it is.
Game.
Told you.
That's me. Final kill.
Thank you.
Well, Jay Chucky.
Well, Jay Chucky.
Well, Jay Chucky.
You have to email the email that we've been putting up here.
You'll see it on the chat somewhere.
What's up, Robert?
You can request, but if we find that you are a fool,
committing tomfoolery, then we must.
You know, be gone with you.
But yeah, there you go.
Sweet.
Look, we just respect each other here.
That's it.
Basic common decency, respect and all that.
Gaming, socializations.
Everybody is here.
It's like a party.
Wow, 144 members in the building.
Holy smoke. Thank you guys.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Thanks. Sorry about that.
I didn't really say much anyway.
I just said like, you know, members are here.
We got our members here.
No big deal.
Oh, and I was giving you an update.
I said we called Immigration about Danny.
And, you know, we're waiting on a callback from Homeland Security
regarding the case that they will be opening against him.
I'll take it out on members for maybe a little bit.
Just, you know,
let's see, maybe we should.
Maybe we should.
Yeah.
Yeah.
From my understanding,
Danny is here illegally.
And he decided to go on,
not only in park and handicap parking,
but to make a false claim
that I had somehow
swatting him
or called about him.
I will tell you motherfuckers when I call the police.
Okay.
There's no, I'm not sneaking around like you idiots.
I don't act like you do.
Okay.
Let's take it off of members for a second.
See what happens.
Watch.
All right.
We're out of members for a second here.
So goons, I'm going to give you a chance
to get us to 100 likes.
I took it into members.
So if you are watching
and you have not hit the like button,
I'm going back into members in like,
less than 10 minutes.
You know.
That was weird.
Wow, there's a huge glitch.
There you go.
There you go.
I was like, what the hell happened?
Sorry about that.
I screwed that up.
Sorry.
Oh, good.
There's the beat.
Yeah, whatever.
I screwed it up.
Okay.
Okay.
That's all right.
I hit the
private instead of public.
Whatever.
Okay.
Yes, I hit private accidentally.
Oops.
I did it again.
Okay.
Hit the like button
and we'll leave it open.
We only got 10 more likes that we need
to keep it on public.
Thank you.
Okay.
I'll be right back, you guys.
One second.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let me know if you guys can hear me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.