you
Everybody yeah, yeah, what's up y'all? How you doing?
What a day
96,000 views and counting
from the
Wexner thing today part two. I think is
not usually the strongest part one when you do a two-parted thing, but
Some
Insane revelations today listening to that Wexner thing. Oh my god. He is of
He is unreal man that less Wexner is some piece of fucking work. Oh
boy, I
Don't know why he was laughing during something so serious
Oh, how was that Nicky? How was the rumble?
Yeah, you know depending on the topic and the time you know you're gonna get this you're gonna get the wage
You're gonna get the ups and the downs, but the downs are still better than
Anybody who's jealous of me is doing
That's for sure
They just can't seem to get off the ground we we we where
Where
We
Where where the tears of a clown this did is what it is
They're all crying
Whoa
Weirdos crying care
We're boycotting
We're boycotting losers
That's all we just boycotting them
You
I
Just heard something very interesting, but
You know, we're gonna we're gonna keep our we're gonna keep our cards close to the chest
And people will just need to be surprised when they get surprised. That's all
You
So that
You know what here's the thing is that
No matter what anybody says
They're not gonna stop people from liking me. That's all
They're not going to stop more subscribers more people who look at me for my work
You know, it's it's a futile
It's a futile purpose man
But if they want to continue that's okay
But
We're boycotting so
There are certain names that
You know, I relapsed a little bit what can I say I know I said it before I relapsed a little
But I think we're back on the right track now
Because the less I talk about these fucking weirdos who were all going to fucking jail no matter what
You know
And let people cry cry cry
It's interesting I don't I don't scream about other men and wake up in poverty and still scream about other men
It's okay
You
It's just you know, I have some homeless and some poor people that have a thing for me. What can I say?
Some pores
There damn
Oh
But tomorrow I'm gonna I'm gonna run the state of the Union the poor patrol that's right the pores the pores squad of pores
When your opponent is making a mistake don't interrupt them
Squalor HQ the peasant patrol
The peasant patrol
But hey, you know if people want to do what they do then they're willing to accept the consequences of their actions
So just as long as that's all understood there we go
You
Okay
So yeah, very very good day, I mean how long was that one earlier?
Almost three hours two hours and 45 minutes. It was the second part of that deposition man
That last Wexner is
something
He is
something holy smoke, you know, he's like a very rare
non-public person
right
He doesn't like to be in the media of the press as you can see
why
but
Him sitting there laughing during the deposition arms. It was disgusting
It was disgusting
And I want all of you's from both sides to you know tune in tomorrow
To the
Sorry, that's my nicotine pouch tune in tomorrow to the
State of the Union and I want people from both sides in there talking it out and
Fighting I want people to fight
Can you guys come in and argue with each other?
That's the best thing about my chat
You know on those streams whenever whenever you whenever you're gonna get a certain
Type of chat anytime Trump is on the thumbnail
It's gonna be a certain kind of chat
Right, it's gonna be totally polarized
Yeah, that's true you got that one my trade
Give my train a sub
But man
And another funny part is when people bring in like other topics, you know
And they're kind of related but they're not what we're talking about
Now and they mention it as like all it's such they drop these huge rabbit hole topics in the comments
And it's like I can't
You know, what do you what do you want me to do change the fucking you know
We got wind in this direction. The sails are full. We're not turning. Oh
Yeah tomorrow is gonna be
Tomorrow is gonna be a full-on rage chat with the state of the union
The state of the union
The chambers of the house your representatives
See what old Donnie's got to say
You
I'm gonna change my pants
My motorcycle pants on but they don't like pads
Shit
I
Sorry about that
Oh
He's got to talk about he's got to say something about
No, I don't think the Epstein files are gonna fall under what the state of the union address covers
Right. I think he's gonna talk about Iran. He's gonna talk about policies. He's gonna talk about employment
He's gonna talk about
Industry and tech and how well his administration is doing financially
So that's the kind of thing that I think, you know, the state of the union address
That's the scope that it offers, you know
So
I don't know what side quests are really
You know acceptable to the protocol of that particular address
You
Had a nice chat with 86 last night after the show he says hello
He's doing a lot of traveling
But he but he popped into the rumble
So, yeah, I'm I'm you know, I'm gonna have a
This is for me
You know, we have some big events coming up this week as far as some of the legal
Wranglings of you know, these idiots
So we're just gonna sort of I mean here and when I say we I mean me the royal we
I'm not saying like you and me as we
Who's this because I'm not telling anybody what to do, but I'm saying that I I
Always say we what I say me because I wear several different hats in this show. I'm a producer. I'm a director
I'm a host
Right
The writer
The fucking art director, you know, I got a few hats that I wear
So that's why I think I say we so we
Are just not, you know, I
Got plenty of other great stuff to run on the rumble shows
I think the rumble show is
Going to offer a nice break from the toxic goonery that a lot of you guys experience daily
So we're gonna make it more the rubble is going to be more of like a respite
There's gonna be funny shit
And I mean we'll probably
You know report on what's going to happen on Thursday, we'll obviously discuss that
And we could just do a very briefly here
Since it's not like on the full-on show, you know, this is just our fucking
Honeycomb hideout
So
On Thursday
We do not know what the fate of this individual is going to be
It is it is possible that they may not walk out of that courthouse
It's very possible
I
I'm thinking
I'm not going to talk about anything until he goes
You know, but just touching on it right now is that everybody should realize that there is a
A chance that he's not walking out of there
Now I don't know if they'll do like a sentencing
Right, so he might be able to go because he's gonna be sentenced
But it's over on Thursday
his fate will be determined on Thursday and
A trial for either one of those
Cases a trial for either one of them. It's gonna take if it takes two hours. I'll be surprised
I
Because they got a they got to keep it they got to keep it pushing in those courtrooms, you know
Well
If he gets a plea deal
After the Mexico comment, he's not gonna be able to
He's not gonna get his ankle monitor off if they give him if they let him leave now
After the Mexico comment, right which has been forwarded to Kendrick moxon after the Mexico comment
They might they might even remand his bail
You know
And I don't have to call no prosecutors or nothing I could just forward it to somebody
Trust me, they'll take care of it
And that's what power is
You know their ability to handle the situation they have a lot of power
So as far as I'm concerned one down three to go
And they might drop the new charges on him
basically in court or
They'll get this out of the way
He'll go into custody and then they'll have another, you know trial
Another another arraignment
Except they'll bring him up in his blues
And he ain't gonna get no crispies
And if you don't know what crispies are
when you are in
Carcerated
And you need to go to court and you can only go in the jail garb
There's old
You know, there's old clothes that a bunch of people have worn before and the letters are worn off and you know
They got fucking
Stains on them and everything
There's those and then there's the crispies
That's the new stuff so that you look as good as possible for court. So that's what the crispies are
He ain't gonna get no crispies
And other people that want to try and you know destroy or ruin what I'm doing it's impossible
It's impossible at this point. It's a train that can't be stopped. It's just going right to that fucking silver button
100,000 subscribers
I've gotten like 500 subscribers in just like the past few days, so I'm doing something right I
Just need you guys to leave more comments
So if you wouldn't mind going and leaving a comment on the live stream I did earlier, that would be very helpful
And if I was paying for it would my pay for fake comments too, I mean think about it
You can't just buy views and not have the other fucking
You know
So
Parameters sort of included
You know
So whatever I'm doing is very organic and if people are just jealous that I have figured something out
Now I certainly haven't figured the comments part out
But the likes are getting better. So, you know one one step at a time
I
Had a lot of return
Viewers today a lot of return chatters was great
and
What's really cool is like
You know when you guys donate it I'm very grateful
But to me to see like someone completely new
Total stranger to the show
Either give a super chat or like the gifts or something. I think that's that's another show of growth
Right, so that's a great metric is that people are donating that are brand new people. Oh
That'd be great. Yes seven words and longer, but yeah, say what you guys think about less Wexner
It
Would be very helpful and
I also don't do that call to action too much. I have to remember to do that more I've
I'm doing it only at the end
Maybe I need to do it a couple more times
I don't like to say like and subscribe too much so many streamers say it way too much and
And they try and push the super chats and thing I don't mention that stuff a lot. I got to be better at it
I
Got to get better at mentioning the other because YouTube likes it when you mentioned the tools that they offer the
monetized creators
And like I said before it's like double Dutch you have to have the right time the right
You know meta
You got to have the right shit
and
Honestly, you got to kind of look good. You got to put yourself together a little bit and look nice on camera if you can
For that kind of stuff
But I'm getting there
It's still a little bit of a fight. It's a uphill battle every time it's no fucking kill. I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. I
Really don't
This guy's out of course rhythm
Yeah, I don't know about the algorithm. I just know that I do what I do and I think I offer something unique
That is you know watched and subscribed to on
On a
Medium level because as I look at the statistics of how many
Creators have certain amounts of subscribers like I'm a mid
I'm a mid
I thought I was a lot smaller, but I'm a mid
God I remember that the warning labels on the fucking CDs
Parental discretion
And
I'm gonna be a mid until I hit a hundred thousand then I'm in like
the upper
echelons of the YouTube thing
I
Was very small protect it's a very small percentage of people who have like a million subscribers
10 million subscribers 5 million subscribers very very small amount
Beard meets food has over 7 million subs
His shit gets more likes than I have subscribers
So you got to keep things in perspective, you know
So I in my Rocky phase I'm in Rocky one. Okay, I'm in Rocky one
Well actually maybe two I think I'm probably in Rocky part two
I
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Telegram for Nikki
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What are you talking about
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You
What's up
I got a snipe I got a snipe, but I don't like the R99
You know I'm saying guys
I'd like to snipe, but I don't like the up
Look at that, but I don't like the R99 someone likes a shotgun there
We know
It's like why do they test the weapon like you're gonna get a bad one. It's a game idiot
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Are you gonna make it all the way Oh
What the fuck oh
Oh
Broke a shield
Come on what the fuck oh the radicals not high enough there we go
I
Got you
I
Son of a bitch
Oh
All right
Oh
Our curve
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Maybe you'll get lucky
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No bitch
Great
Oh
Come on there we go
Me Tommy
Fucking hell
Fuck this
I
Jesus, that's hot.
Oh boy.
My brain is soggy.
I'm hungry.
Give me one second.
Jesus, that's hot.
you
There we go
Protein pasta and it's going to do that. The pasta is made out of lupini beans.
Protein pasta, rara bean, rara protein, very good for you.
Thank you.
Yo, yo, yo.
Greetings, Linda. Linda.
I'm listening to me, Linda.
Oh, hey, you know.
You know, I'm used to a lady screaming my name if you know what I mean, but I'm not used to men screaming my name.
It's weird.
That's weird.
They should start a loser's school.
But look, when you have the, you know, stuff going, you know, you get the stuff going on with the weirdos, it's only because, you know, I'm doing well.
And there are people that don't want to see me do well and that's okay.
If you don't have people that dislike you, you're not really doing anything.
You have to have a couple of people that don't like you. That's when you know you're doing something right.
But if men want to scream my name out, hey, you know, they're going to.
They're going to because it's the only, I'm the only reason that people get fucking numbers when they talk about my name.
If they don't talk about me, they got nothing because they're too stupid.
You know what I mean?
You just can't, you know, you can't write this stuff, you know, especially can't write the fucking guacos that, you know, try their hardest.
You know?
Hey, yo, hell yeah, Judy.
Way past normal, Brad.
So, Maui.
So, you know, I know I'm not going to be a fucking, you know, I'm not going to be like fatlock.
I'm not going to sit here and talk about any of my cards at this point.
But it's best that I don't.
You know, I'm not going to sit here and talk about any of my cards at this point.
I'm not going to sit here and talk about any of my cards at this point.
Hit the like button.
So, a lot of people are waiting to see the fate of fatlock on Friday, which is going on Thursday.
I'm sorry, which is going to be interesting.
Freaking clear water crashouts coming up.
I mean, all the people that are actually evil seem to be getting their comeuppance.
And I'm not going to gloat yet.
But there's a chance that I might.
I'm going to try not to.
I'm going to try and stay dignified.
I'm going to try and keep it classy.
But they make it difficult.
Oh, yeah.
We got links here.
We got Venmo.
And I guess I was dropping the Venmo and Cash App.
That is for the Justice for ZDT Fund.
Much appreciated.
If you want to support the channel.
Here we don't say who donates to the Cash App or the Venmo.
We don't say that out loud.
So, you know, just if you need to know.
Unless people want to be, and then you can send a message.
I pinned the Cash App to the top.
But the Venmo link is in there too.
So, anyway, that's just our policy here.
Unless you want to be shouted out from a Venmo or a Cash App, we don't do that.
But it is for the Justice Fund, because we have a lot of legal work to do.
To make things right.
A lot of legal work to make things right.
So that's really all I could say.
Because I have been advised by advisors.
To zip it.
What else is that guy going to do?
She looks a bit haggard though.
When I say haggard, I mean myrtle haggard.
Thank you.
Hold on.
Thank you.
Let's go.
What's up, y'all?
What's up?
How y'all doing?
Welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you for joining us.
around, for instance, in the intelligence community from his team that are compromised with blackmail files.
And that is a huge problem. We know about it. We're trying to figure out how to resolve it.
But this is another matter that has been handed over to federal law enforcement investigators,
but it involves some of the real mentions of gatekeepers to the President of the United States.
Wow, so once you heard about Trump last year and confirmed it, that'll be a lie.
You've got to teach people that really helped him a lot.
Jesus Christ.
Next.
Alex Jones has over 180,000 people watching him on X Live.
Wow, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
Some Marines are ready to give everything we have.
So we have a special forces team that is working with me that are going around getting more of this evidence.
We have 750 plus whistleblowers.
We have over 150 black sites on a map.
These have been turned over to the administration and some members of Congress as well as federal law enforcement.
There are criminal investigations open.
We're talking the largest RICO racketeering influence group organization in the world is behind the UFO secrecy.
They're presenting this as a threat when if they were threatening with a charcoal in 1945, there's no extra threshold.
All that's going to happen to Fatlock is that...
What's up, J2?
What's going to happen with Fatlock's audiences?
It's going to, you know, between some of his...
I mean, can you imagine a grown-ass man, you know,
getting on any time of day or night to simp for another grown-ass man because they're too stupid to talk for themselves.
And then the other person is just as stupid.
They can just say words.
It's the craziest thing.
Oh, what if we did still rock it?
What a group of fucking weirdos, man.
Hmm...
The thing's out.
It's caught on.
This way!
The thing's on.
I'm back. Wouldn't miss this for a while.
Go for it. There you go. That a better boy.
Oh, come on. Go for it.
Hmm...
Oh boy, that was close.
You're reloading.
Let's go here.
I'm back.
Charging on my shields.
Loans in Minako class, guys.
Charging on my shields.
My shields. Come on, come on.
Charging on my shields.
I'm back.
Let's go!
Nice.
Faster, faster, faster!
I'm back.
Oh, that's got a kick!
of
five
What the fuck is that?
There you go. There it is Puto.
There you go.
That's the one. Hi-oh.
And each other, poor public on your side.
That seems to accelerate all this. The word is they're worried about waiting until July 4th.
Thank you for watching.
You
People are going to learn.
Things take time.
It takes time to do something right.
You
It's funny.
And they can judge all they want.
Super chats and gifted memberships really make them nuts, though.
That's the pinnacle of, you know, it's really the pinnacle of fuck you as a person.
In this
You know, it's like being on a oil platform and they
threw the food off, or basically when you're on an oil platform and you take a shit, it
just goes 86 GOP coming in with 20 gifted memberships.
Thank you, sir, Sniper.
Much appreciated.
Thank you so much, 20 gifted memberships, 86 GOP.
Some good ones in there.
Yeah, you always land a couple of good ones in the net, oh boy, oh boy, 20 gifted memberships.
Thank you so much.
Is Judy like having a conversation?
Oh, no, it's okay, I was just curious because I'm not listening to the other side of that
conversation.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Well, I mean, I see, I see.
Well, you know, schizophrenia is tough, schizophrenia is tough.
And life is difficult when you're stupid, right?
Life is difficult when you're dumb.
It's difficult enough, but being dumb and then life is very difficult.
Well, thank you so much for the cash up, much obliged.
Thank you.
And I don't say any names.
Everybody, you know, you guys know who you are, but thank you so much for the cash
up.
Much appreciated.
And we just keep it, we just do it like that.
We just say that we got it and then, you know, that's all.
Well, but if you want, you know, your name said, you just put in a note.
Excuse me, guys, sorry about that.
Well, you guys just get to watch, you know, Simple Jack, Simple Crack.
Oh, we need a meme of, you know, you get the Simple Crack radio.
Boy, arrogance is such an ugly trait, especially when you have nothing to be
arrogant about and you're just, you know, if you just sit there and you're
just a broke ass motherfucker.
That's that's the way that is.
I mean, as you can hear, I'm not listening to any of it.
You would hear it.
I was watching some X stuff with Alex Jones.
Thank you, Rhonda.
Right.
Well, all they do is watch this chat or another chat.
You know what I mean?
Hey, look, I'm draining people's fucking life force.
I am rent free inside all of their heads.
And that's fine with me.
It's it's not you see, it's not my problem.
I'm in treatment.
I'm working on myself.
I don't sit there in a toxic, you know, sludge.
Oh, so you're the Judy that he says the hoy and the buy to is that are you that
Judy, I don't know, are you that Judy?
When he says Judy and the other things, that's you.
I just see it in the chat.
So that's funny.
I didn't know that.
I just put that together.
That's good.
Funny.
I mean, you know, that's what you call a dick writer.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's my number one dick writer right there.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm talking about.
Number one terrorist stalker dick writer.
Me tries to jump in my chat with some nasty shit, but it doesn't do anything by the time people even can perceive the first two words, it's already gone, you know, just a, just a feeble, you know, effort to try and continue to make things worse for himself.
He's like fat boy, he just spirals out before he knows the consequences are coming.
Well, you know, when he threatens to, you know, shmurder people, then that's, you know, that's going too far and all I could say is, is I'm not going to say anything.
Well, I don't, I don't threaten to unalive people and I am in fear for my life and I believe that said individual can absolutely carry out that threat.
Because he's a gang member and a schizophrenic, someone who's mentally ill and has a violent record, you know.
And guess what? I don't have a violent record. I have an expunged record, but I don't have a violent record. And that's all that is.
I'm going to ask a direct question and it's not to insult anybody or be harmful or any way like that.
But Judy, do you have a son that this shitbag was talking about? Is that you? Is that you?
Wow. I'm sorry that happened to you. That's fucked up. That's fucked up.
But that shows what kind of character said individual has, not a reflection on you or anything that you do. I'm sure.
What a disgusting piece of human garbage. You know, just gross.
Yeah, there are no words for that. You know what I'm saying? There are no words to, to, to, because it's, it's, it's inhumane, right?
It is, right? We're dealing with someone who's an animal. We're not dealing with someone who's a human being. We're dealing with an animal.
The only reason he's distinguished as a human being is because he has thumbs. For some reason, he has thumbs. But he is so underdeveloped as a human being that it's pathetic.
You know, it's pathetic. He's raised by criminals. He has been a criminal. He's been around criminals all his life. You know, and he points the finger at other people as if he has some kind of, you know, judgment or anything like he's a nothing.
But he's a terrorist and he scares people and he's doing it intentionally and that intent is very clear over a course of conduct, right? So he has no moral character whatsoever.
He's just a piece of garbage. Just a piece of garbage hoe who threatens people's lives, which is a felony, by the way.
Yes, a total pattern of behavior, a total course of conduct that is trackable and recorded. And he ain't getting out of this one because I'm done.
And things are going to get real difficult for him in court because he's committed three felonies and, you know.
And Scott's little sidekick with the disabled life, right, is a pathological liar and he's 100% responsible for him getting fired.
And I have heard through the grapevine that he's going to lose his job. So he could deal with that.
He's going to lose his job.
And that has nothing to do with me. It's just what I heard.
And whatever issues or things he has with, you know, what's going to happen and he could take it up with a judge.
But this is, it's not civil. You know what I mean? There's no civil things going right now.
There's criminal.
There's no civil things going right now.
If you all can't eat regular pasta, this protein pasta is so good. It's made of Lupini beans.
And there's like 70 grams of protein in this bowl. It's insane.
And this is the one that doesn't taste like it's made out of something else, right? It tastes like real pasta.
It's made of all beans.
Yes.
Hold on. Let me tell you the brand.
It's called Brahmi. Brahmi, B-R-A-M-I.
I'm going to take a picture of the label. Okay. Hold on.
If every time I ate this stuff and it was real pasta, I'd be fat as a house.
I would be so fat if every time I was eating pasta in front of you guys if it was real pasta, I'd be 300 pounds.
That didn't work. Let's hold it up to the camera when it's pixelated.
Okay.
Here you go.
I don't think this is gluten-free though, but I think they have a gluten-free version.
The one I have isn't gluten-free.
But it's also, when people get pasta, the reason it makes them fat is because they're buying pasta that's like American and it's cheap.
You want to get the 99-cent capolini that's like the Ronzoni shit or whatever the fuck.
It has to be from Italy and it has to say no GMOs in it.
That's the way to buy pasta. It costs a little bit more.
But the gluten-free ones are the same. There's a bunch of gluten-free ones are made with chickpeas.
They're made with beans. Jesus.
Those are the only two kinds that I like are the chickpea.
There's red lentil and that's okay. The red lentil is pretty good.
Actually, the red lentil is a little bit. That's probably second. Lupini is number one.
But if you guys want to eat pasta and not get fat, get the stuff that's made in Italy and make your own sauce.
Yeah, and these beans that just throw whatever sauce on them.
But it's one of the secrets to my slim figure.
Okay.
There's like 160 grams of protein in this box.
Okay. Because it's 7.5 servings at 21 grams a pop.
So you're talking in this box, there's like almost 160 grams of protein. It's crazy.
And the more protein you have, the less fat you'll be.
Because we all get fluffy.
And I haven't had a soda since I think like 1985.
I haven't had a soda.
So I would just say no soda and no like American made pastas.
Don't ever get enriched rice.
Or Chinese rice, rice from China.
A lot of metals.
You want to get like an organic rice that is not from China.
It doesn't matter where the fuck else it's from.
As long as it's organic and the GMOs are what make people fat.
I haven't done a cooking episode in a long time and I think I might want to launch my cooking show soon.
I think I'm almost ready.
Well, I mean on this channel, I have like, there are things on this channel.
I don't know if Iver wants to go and, you know, grab a couple of them and post them.
But I've cooked on this show before.
I've cooked steak.
I've cooked chicken cacciatore.
My chicken cacciatore video got almost 4,000 views.
So I'm on to something there.
Chicken cacciatore.
So I have a couple, you know, rice noodles and edamame noodles.
Yeah, those are good.
What else did I do?
I think I did a bowl of yams.
I think I did a bowl of yam sauce.
And I could probably use two cameras and split the screen.
I could split the screen.
I could do it in a vertical.
I guess I did it in vertical before.
I could do it in a vertical.
Oxtail bolognese is delicious.
Oxtail anyway is usually delicious.
I am a huge, like one of my favorite things is soul food.
I love soul food.
I love them greens.
Get them neck bones.
Love them greens.
I love greens.
I love fried chicken.
I love any soul food.
I love fried chicken.
I'm part of my rocking.
So I'm part of black.
So I love fried chicken.
Fried chicken and greens.
And some mac and cheese.
You got to have the mac and cheese.
I don't like the black eyed peas.
Good fried chicken is the best.
One of the best things ever.
And in LA, we have soul food.
But we also have the Korean style fried chicken.
And Filipino style fried chicken.
We have Jollibee.
Jollibee is like a Filipino style chicken.
And then you got Korean fried chicken.
Soul food fried chicken.
Fucking all of it.
Actually, one of the things I'm going to do on the cooking show is I'm going to go to places.
And I got to go to some fried chicken places.
Then you have the places that do the Japanese fried chicken.
And that's usually in a sandwich.
You can get your katsu, like a chicken katsu.
But it's usually done on a sando.
But one place that I want to show you this Ethiopian place.
You like Ethiopian food?
Yeah.
We got Popeyes.
We got churches.
We got Louisiana fried chicken.
Louisiana fried chicken is the best out of the three of them.
As far as the storefronts go.
But then you have some of the farmer's markets.
The only thing about Cajun food that I don't like is like blackened fish.
You know, like a piece of blackened fish.
I just don't like it made like that.
And I don't like crawfish.
I'm not eating no crawfish.
Fuck that.
I'll eat some corn out of the fucking, maybe a couple of the potatoes,
but I'm not having any crawfish.
I don't even want to have the fucking potatoes or the corn.
Because you got to clean them crawfish.
No, what am I, I really like, I got to bust out my sausage maker thing
and make some Boudin.
I make some Boudin.
C'est le bon ton roulet, motherfucker.
C'est le bon ton roulet.
That's Zadiko.
I'm a very cultured man.
I've experienced cooking many foods in many different kitchens.
And I think that's the way to get to know different cultures the best.
You want to get to fucking know a culture, you cook with them, right?
And it's got to be something like, you know, whatever Sunday dinner,
like, you know, like whatever family gathering that they would have
and everybody would cook all the like specialties, you know,
like one aunt makes this real good and they're going to bring it
and then the other uncle makes this thing and, you know,
then the cousins, they're the ones that are going to, you know,
peel the potatoes.
Like everybody's got a job.
You know?
And then when people are doing that, they're themselves,
because they're relaxed, because cooking is very relaxing.
It's very, especially if it's like something like that
where a bunch of people are cooking.
Oh, I love making kimchi.
And biscuits.
I make biscuits and gravy with the sausage gravy.
I add mushrooms to it.
And if someone doesn't want me, you could do with just mushrooms.
But I do a mushroom sausage gravy.
Let's forget about it.
Yeah.
And there's the one that just brings the drinks or a dessert.
They'll go buy a pie, right?
Because they don't, you know, that's their thing.
That's fine.
But you know that everything's coming.
But the core cooking stuff is done where the event is.
And you got to have some kind of grandma or mama or mama
or some fucking person like that that's like running the whole thing.
That's how I've gotten to know a lot of my girlfriend's families in the past.
It's very, very, very good idea getting good with the family in the kitchen.
Let them know that you can do something.
And usually I would make risotto and I would make meatballs.
Oh, I also made risotto.
I did a risotto episode.
Yeah.
I did a risotto episode.
Well, there's an auntie or whatever the hell, you know, sometimes people aren't there.
There's usually a woman in charge of the kitchen who knows like all the specialty specialties.
And in those kind of kitchen, you don't taste nothing without permission.
You don't just go diving in to taste something.
You draw back a stump.
So, yeah, I did a risotto too.
I make fucking five star risotto, bro.
You couldn't go to the best Italian restaurant in the fucking world and my risotto stands up to that shit.
I'm not saying it's better.
I'm saying it stands up to it.
Perfect risotto.
Yeah, I'd like to make sure that my kitchen's clean before I go to bed.
The counter's wiped down everything.
And I don't live with my mom and this is a couch.
This is a very nice couch.
And obviously, since I could lean back on it, it's a deep couch.
And it is a very high quality couch.
And it is probably more than some people's cars, this couch.
People who want to talk about my couch who don't have a couch, who don't know what a good piece of fucking furniture looks like because they don't have the eye for it, because they're peasants.
But this is tufted, okay?
I love to have my furniture tufted.
And if you don't know what tufted means, it's when they have the button in the squares and it goes like that.
And then I love to have the nail heads.
So I got two rows of nail heads back here.
I love to have the nail heads on the furniture.
This is not a futon.
This is a several thousand dollar couch.
And when you pay that for it, you don't fucking put it together.
You understand?
They bring it.
They take care of it.
When you pay the fucking kind of cash that I paid for my furniture, you don't fucking, you know, you don't have to put it together.
It's not IKEA anymore.
So for someone who, you know, sits in a shit smelling chair all day, you know, with all kinds of funk and fungus and mold and bed bugs, you know, please.
And word please.
And by the way, I'm more black than that fucking motherfucker.
Isn't that hard to believe?
I am more black than that motherfucker is.
Isn't that crazy?
What's up?
Greetings.
Oh, that's Miss Lucy.
I'm sorry.
I know my fucking place is clean and nice and airy and open and high ceilings and shit like that.
You know, that fucking kidding me.
Remember for two months, great gameplay.
Yeah, we don't.
I only play once in a while.
I suck.
I've gotten to a higher level because I've played for so long.
This game is seven freaking years old already.
And I just saw that the other day.
I'm like, I really suck at this game.
But, you know, it's for my brain.
I have a brain injury.
A traumatic brain injury.
So got to keep the brain exercise.
And that's what the video games are for, you know.
If I was addicted to the game, then I would be playing it all the time.
I couldn't, you know, play it every once in a while.
Just for my brain exercises.
Oh, well, you know, it's, it's, it does get better just as long as it doesn't get worse.
But thank you.
Thank you.
I wonder what I'm doing for tomorrow's show.
Oh yeah, I'm doing the State of the Union live.
Always good to take a break.
So yeah, I think everybody will enjoy the State of the Union thing tomorrow.
Thank you.
I'll do your caustic this time.
Thank you.
Welcome to Gun Run.
Let's do caustic.
Thank you.
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