Amen.
Thank you.
I got to make some buttermilk with the butter.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Even...
We're going to...
Thank you.
OK...
that's okay
that'll be
and now we just have to wait anywhere between 10 and 40 minutes for people to get their notifications
but you know
them tubes
always something
I
What?
I'm gonna set up here.
Okay.
Thank you.
People got a little bent out of shape because of what I said about a name that isn't even a name.
I don't even know who that person is.
I don't know where anybody's house would be to crash an imaginary car in an imaginary scenario into.
You know, fucking idiots.
And I never said that anybody got hurt at all.
So make it a joke.
And I was also told that it was considered some kind of...
Yeah.
train. That's part of it.
Yeah, they have to have some kind of
feigned outrage about
everything I said.
It was just a little fucking troll, man.
Sorry.
I'm supposed to be
nice? What, you want fucking
a box of fucking chocolates?
Fuck you.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just sitting here making butter, bro.
I'm just
making some, just trying to get some buttermilk.
Awfully thin skin for people
who talk such shit.
About my privacy.
That's it.
They're set.
That's pretty funny.
Yeah.
You know, these are, as far as I'm concerned, these are just imaginary avatars that have no reference point at all, you know, as far as, like, I don't know who they are or where they are.
Please.
Like, I give a shit about people that spend their fucking entire days talking shit about me and they can't take over the car crash joke.
Sorry.
I don't comment on any of their personal business, but I don't care.
I don't care, but if they want to do that, then, yeah.
They're going to make sure.
I don't want to be fucking made so nice to, you know, talk about it, but at least, again, I'm not tough enough to describe this.
And I've never done shit to any of these people.
You know, you know, I haven't.
I don't know them.
Yeah, this is not, you know, this is an adult program.
It's for adults.
It's like, these are the same people that fucking docks me on a regular basis in slops chat.
Like, fuck you.
And I can hope anything I want to happen doesn't mean it's going to happen.
I can hope that a fucking meteor hits the entire earth.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
He said a meteor.
A meteor with my face on it.
How about that?
Jesus Christ.
How thin skin.
Can you be.
That would be pretty funny, right?
Oh, my God.
You know, it would put everybody out of their freaking misery.
I'll tell you that right now.
Including myself.
It's got to be on a thumbnail.
Yeah, definitely.
I'm going to make it a thumbnail.
There's a bunch of people of earth.
The ZDT meteor.
Like, that's about as realistic as the fucking car joke.
And I mean, you know, if you make videos about people and talk about them, then they can they can roast you.
But it's not a threat.
Calm down.
How is that bugger?
Got to come talk to me again.
You know, it's not like I make a whole fucking video about it or spend four hours fucking discussing it.
I just, you know, it's a joke.
Just jokes.
Sorry that they're funny.
It does.
Making some butter, boy.
I don't know.
Thank you.
Use the buttermilk out of these johns.
And now I've got enough buttermilk for the chicken.
Shape it.
And drop it in the fucking ice.
I've got enough buttermilk.
Oops.
I've got enough buttermilk.
Butterman, buttermilk.
Does whatever that butter can.
Spins a tub any size.
I've got enough something.
Here comes my buttermilk.
I've got enough buttermilk.
There we go.
I'll get enough buttermilk.
Thank you.
The chicken is buttermilking.
Let's season that buttermilk up a little bit.
Give it a little bit of a brine.
I'm going to get a little bit of a brine.
Let's go.
Thank you.
A little plastic wrap over the top here.
Thank you.
All right.
That's going to be delicious.
I seasoned the buttermilk differently if I was making like fried chicken or something.
Italian cutlets.
Because I'm also setting up to film like the rest of the pizza sandwiches stuff.
I don't want to just have one piece of content and not have something on deck to follow it up with.
And one of the things that I really suck at that slows me down a lot, too, is the editing.
I'm not a great editor at all.
I look at some of the editing of some of these cooking shows.
It's like, what the fuck did they just do?
How did they do that?
You know, they need something to talk about.
So you're welcome.
The car crash cake.
Is the car crash cake the new come tell?
I don't know.
I think I'm going to have to make a meme of a car crash cake of a media on a table.
And in the distance, you see a meteor.
Oh, my face.
Coming to hit the earth.
He's welcome.
Some East Coast shit.
Hews.
That's a big Philly thing, too.
And also, Nitrain.
How is it a death threat?
People, I've walked away from car crashes.
People walk away from car crashes all the time.
And you go, holy shit, they walked out of that?
Nobody got hurt in my scenario.
Nobody was injured.
Not even a fingernail was broken in the scenario I presented.
So everybody calm down.
You didn't let me finish the story.
Everybody walks away.
It's just a house and a car.
I didn't get to finish.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, insurance will cover all that.
I mean, but these fucking people act like it happened.
You know what I mean?
They act like it's like they act like it happened.
And I'm sorry that their scenario is so negative that somebody loses their life somehow.
I never said that.
And I've had plenty of these people who have gone in the, you know, throughout the course of this whole experience with a lot of these idiots.
If they've gone into the hospital, if they've gone or if they're sick, I've always said, you know what?
I hope they get better.
That's all I've ever said.
Simmer the fuck down.
You know.
You ain't Rumpelstiltskin.
Yeah, they're like, oh, my God, he just drove the car into my house.
Like, what?
Oh, my God.
Relax.
Nobody's getting drunk.
Nobody's driving into anything.
Nobody's going to nobody's going to drink and drive.
And anyone who's respectful of my recovery, I would be respectful to theirs.
I think that's a pretty, you know, solid rule.
What's up, Lee?
Patricia.
Cruising by.
I'm picturing a convertible and you're just waving as you're going by.
Hello.
What's up, Chanda?
See, like I said, anywhere from 10 to 45 minutes for people to start getting their notifications and jumping in.
And then?
OK.
Yeah.
How about that?
I'm picturing a, like, kind of urban person.
What's up?
Get drunk and drive a car with the person who owned the house.
And like, what are the what are the odds of that?
Really?
Come on.
Calm down.
That's like the banana bread missile.
Holy shit.
And the come tell that never came out.
They were like, he's selling them.
I did not.
Didn't sell a single one.
It was a fucking troll.
It was a joke.
King's Canyon's next. I heard it's home to a real Nessie.
And the thing about the cameras is I got to move it and set it up on two things. So I have two different tripods. One's attached to a counter. The other one is like next to the stove so I can get that overhead stove shot.
It's outrageous. Call the FBI, please.
Nitrate. They act like I cut their brake lines. You know what I mean? Like, oh, did I slash the tires, too? Or did I? Oh, did you say I paid somebody to slash the tires? OK. What are you fucking talking about?
I don't damage people's property. I'm sorry. I'm not the one who busts up fucking planters like a maniac and chokes people out in the middle of the street. I'm sorry. That's not me.
That's not me.
No, and alcohol is bad. And, you know, if you're going to choose to abstain from it for reasons like myself, you know, like it just doesn't, it's just not good for me. You know, it's just not good for me.
I just had that chemical reaction. And, you know, I don't really care what anybody does, but I certainly don't want to see anybody destroy their life with alcohol or drugs.
And I'm also actually in a program and I'm going to therapy. Are any of you? Huh? No? OK.
This fucking weirdos. No. OK.
You should hear the jokes I tell my therapist.
The meteor is not going to divert itself.
But it just goes to show that I absolutely know everything I say is going to be some sort of trigger point. So, you know.
It doesn't matter whether I'm talking about butter or talking about meteors.
Yeah, but which character, which movie?
Of Ben Affleck.
Are we talking the accountant?
You know, or something more space oriented?
And I personally, I mean, for some real talk, like I don't wish anybody any ill will.
I just want.
It to stop.
And just because I'm taking some legal action towards that end doesn't mean it's ill will.
It doesn't mean it's malice.
It means I want it to stop and people aren't.
Abiding by that request.
So then.
I don't have a choice.
They're not giving me a choice.
I wish they would, but they don't want to.
So I just continue on with doing what I'm doing.
I'm shooting some really great content for this thing.
You guys are going to fucking love this.
And everything I did on this channel.
Food wise, you know, risotto.
I think I did a chicken cacciatore.
I did steak.
I did bolognese.
I'm going to do it all over again.
And some of them I'm going to do live.
Yeah.
Wasn't he in some meteor movie?
I don't remember the name of it, but I guess he was.
He would have to be.
He's Ben Affleck.
I mean, I've joked about, you know, getting in.
And the thing that evil can evil did and going over and, you know, crashing myself.
And what?
Like that's that's first of all, evil can evil isn't alive anymore.
Let's start there.
Why do I explain all my jokes?
Why do I have to explain all my jokes?
Mom, Oreo smoothie now.
ZD Thiebel Knievel.
That's hilarious.
I think we're going to see some memes.
They're going to see some thumbnails.
Let's see.
I think we're going to see some of the things.
We're going to see some of the pictures.
yeah everybody everybody deserves you know happiness joyousness and freedom everybody
deserves that i mean here in the united states anyway all you other motherfuckers are on your
own i don't know what that is about oh okay i kind of remember i think now yeah yeah i think i
don't remember that they've all done meteor or space movies isn't that weird see predictive programming
about the disclosure
you know what i'm saying
armageddon there we go that's it
and also
you know the actions that i'm taking are called civil
right they're civil they're all very you know laid out and there's you know police all over the place
and a judge and a clerk and all those things so perfectly legal
but again civil
you
but wow what thin skin they let themselves get so shaken up
but enjoy the content losers those are some of my crumbs enjoy my crumbs
you bums
i mean it's just some light trolling
compared to what they do they're sitting there screaming out people's names and fucking states that
they're in for fuck's sake like that's not okay not on any level
it's that's not all right crumb bums crumb crumb bum creep
and then what it does it just throws them all off track anyway and they can't you know really
enjoy the stream that they're in enjoy the stream that they're in because they're too busy listening to
buying i mean they're in here now
they're in here now
there's no way that they're not
and
it's not my choice that people have chosen
to
make it personal
you know
it's just like i don't know any of these fucking people dude
like what is the problem
like leave it alone
there's so many other fucking
more interesting or more interesting
more interesting things than me to listen to
i can't think of any right now
but i'm sure there's something
i'm in a good mood today by the way
for at least a couple hours this will last maybe as long as the caffeine lasts
or my medication whichever one comes first
okay so now we grab some parchment paper for the butter
so just nice and chilled in the house bath
after
leaving out the buttermilk
but you put in a nice parchment paper it looks nice
it looks very you know uh farmers not country fair
kind of new hope pennsylvania ish
the old dutch country whatever you want to say whatever you want to look at it like
we will put it in a good faith
for you
and we know this is not a good faith
but
Let me show up a little salt on there.
Let me show up a little bit.
Hello there.
Let me show up a little bit.
Thank you.
And it just shows no matter what's said, on what level, words-wise, they have to take it to that next level of trying to inflict fear and intimidation on people.
It's a shame.
I mean, like, you know.
I'm waiting for my batteries to charge, too, for my camera.
So, the GoPro goes to, like, it's controlled by an app.
It's pretty fucking cool.
It's pretty cool.
And I could shoot a lot of the things for shorts.
I could shoot in vertical in that composition, you know.
Because, you know, cooking, a lot of the cooking shows are based a lot on the shorts, right?
The shorts are what really kind of get things going.
Spam?
Spam, spam, and spam.
What TV show?
Anyone?
I just made some butter.
So, now I got some buttermilk.
I'm marinating and brining some chicken in some buttermilk.
And the batteries are almost charged back up for me to shoot some more stuff.
I got a new apron.
Very nice.
Oh, it's hilarious.
All right.
Thank you.
I'm just not, I'm just not a fan of doxing, sorry.
The fact that there are individuals that actually enjoy it and cackle and laugh, right?
I can tell you this, I have sat there and watched the way a judge reacts to that shit, and they don't react well.
They do not react well to that kind of shit, they're not stupid.
But it's not just in this situation, this shit happens all over the fucking internet, you know?
So many people do it, and it's just gross.
You know, it's not illegal to be vulgar, okay?
It's not illegal to be offensive.
What's illegal is fucking posting and publishing people's private identifiable information.
That's the problem.
And I'm certainly not doing any of that shit to anybody.
Even when I get these subpoenas, you're not going to hear me fucking saying their fucking shit on my channel.
It's going to be in the record.
I don't need to, I don't do that.
It's just not something I do.
It's going to be handled in the courtroom.
I'm not going to sit here and fucking, you think I'm going to sit here and dox people because I have a subpoena?
You're out of your fucking mind.
Well, good.
Then as long as that's recorded, that's fantastic.
Like I said, Rad, these are the things that when people are ignorant and they have a chat that doesn't give a fuck about them and just pushes them into that kind of behavior and encourages it, you know, you can split the blame.
Sure.
I'm sure I've, yes, I haven't heard it recently, but I've heard him say that many times before.
It was actually part of the evidence that was, that the judge heard.
It was actually part of the evidence.
I also wonder what the, I mean, you know, fucking fat boy has got to be a fucking bundle of fucking nerves right now.
Holy shit.
I understand it. Court is unpleasant.
I mean, unless you're a lawyer or a judge or you're doing your job, you know, court is unpleasant.
And I'm not sure, but I think the way I read it was, I'm not sure, that I think tomorrow would be the last day he would have to take a plea deal because it's really up to the discretion of the prosecutors.
And once they sort of push that boat into the water, they don't usually stop rowing.
You know what I'm saying?
So he's got a whole bunch of shit coming.
He's going to have to make some very, very serious decisions in the next 48 hours, I'm sure.
And, you know, it's not like he's going to have like a lot of time to decide about the plea deal.
I mean, I'm sure he could make a counteroffer, but they're not going to say yes.
They're going to give him the best, lowest price on their first offer, and it's not going to get any better from there.
If they've already made an offer, I'm sure that they're going to squeeze the vice a little bit on him.
That's just my opinion.
It just seems to be how the legal system works.
You know, first and final is basically what it is.
But if he wants to think that the DA is his friend, then by all means.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'm also not threatening to send packets to people's family members.
Like, what the fuck is that?
That's an awful lot of effort.
For what?
These people are fucking nuts.
Certifiable.
So, I brought their own hands around.
Yes.
Like, this question...
Something is very loud.
Not all?
Not everyone.
I brought my camp home.
There's music.
It doesn't take a lot.
I left there.
Ok.
academics, people are at that time.
So, here's the right.
All right, well, my battery's almost charged up.
I got to get back to work, and I hope everybody's having a great day.
And, you know, everybody kind of calm down and chill out.
You know, it's not that serious.
They're just jokes.
You can't spin a joke into a threat.
You know what I mean?
So you guys had the best day ever.
I'll see you on the next one.