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Oh, it is a hot Southern California day, ladies and gentlemen.

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But it beats Philadelphia right about now.

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Oh, my God, it's so humid there.

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Oh, it's just like you're walking through literal water.

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The humidity would get to 100%.

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And I had to make it a big today.

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What a day.

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You know, I was thinking that I'll wait until a couple of the people get to the chat.

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hey what's up

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so far so good thanks for asking

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and when I'm streaming like this I'm not really

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playing but you know

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bleep bleep

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I hope you guys get the joke in the title

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if you know

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you know

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my head compliment

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and that's because

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of you know

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you know

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yes it's much hotter here today

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much hotter

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but hey

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Yeah. Land of the sun. It's just much closer today. If there are any lurkers, I don't know if you really classify yourself as lurkers. I hope you're having a great day, too. So people watching just don't check. I know a few. And I know some of you just check in once in a while. But I appreciate you watching.

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A lot of people like to listen to me when they're doing something else, I feel.

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You know, like, vacuuming.

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You get it?

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Because they don't hear me.

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But, hey, I will be here all week.

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Try the veal.

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Tip your waitresses.

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Hey, silly.

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Hey, Rod.

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Dory's in the house.

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We got Apex Elite on deck.

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You're welcome. Yeah, I wouldn't say lurkers. You know, I would say observers or wallflowers.

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Fat man chili. And this my my notifications are I don't even get them.

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You know what I mean? On other. It's crazy. Like the Kitchen Channel. Right.

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Busy, busy. Did you make dinner or was it just like chips and dip or something in between?

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I like chips and dip

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yeah sometimes you have to turn them off

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and turn them back on again

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it sucks

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but you know

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it's uh

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it's YouTube

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that's not my

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that's not

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I don't really yeah

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I made like a

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you know

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a drive by on it but it was

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a little clip about

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talking about Scott that's all

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And, you know, he he's decided that he wants to file something about a ADA compliance kind of issue.

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Be interesting. I mean, the only way they would be able to accommodate him is by I think it's I think him doing that is going to get his proper status pulled like immediately because he can't communicate with the court.

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Right. What language does he need of a translator?

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Yeah, we need the W translator here. He's lazy.

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I had I I stuttered. I had a speech impediment had.

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Listen to me now. You know why? Because I wasn't lazy about it because it was embarrassing.

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But, you know, yeah, it was in my feed. I checked in on it for a second.

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But, you know, it's going to be a very interesting day, to say the least.

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Yeah, right, that's for sure.

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Yeah, I mean, he's also opening himself up to, you know, all sorts of discovery and et cetera, et cetera.

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I mean, the people that he's suing, he has defamed himself.

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I don't know what he's thinking, and he was talking about suing me for swatting when what I did was I called the police, and when they said, I called from my phone, from my number, like what would, you know, I called the cops, nothing legal about that, nothing legal about calling the police and reporting something that you see, so I don't know what the problem is there.

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Well, no, I'm I'm saying I I did it. Right. But I didn't. It's not. He thinks it's a swatting. He's a fucking idiot. You know, he's just an idiot. He just won't let it go. You know what I mean? So swatting, illegal. Calling the police, not illegal. Not at all.

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You know, and if you see somebody live streaming and you suspect that they are, you know, driving while intoxicated in some way, then there's nothing wrong with reporting.

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And they only got pulled over because Lara was speeding, which.

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I mean, in that, you know, stretch between the border of Nevada and California, if you speed, they're going to catch you.

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They got like five or six guys out there just waiting for you to go over the speed limit.

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Welcome to California.

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Have a ticket.

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And she didn't get a ticket.

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In a way, she should thank me that she didn't get a ticket because she was able to negatively say something, blah, blah, blah.

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But, you know, to me, that's just bygones and bygones.

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It's just an interesting story.

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I don't hold that against her.

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So, yeah, it's just, you know, he wants to just retaliate and get revenge and all that shit.

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And, you know, it is what it is.

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Yeah, there's a lot of accidents.

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Oh, yeah.

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And he was talking about stingrays and this and that and, you know, phone stuff.

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Yeah, you know, the technology is out there. I mean, it's 2026. Not a good idea to be a criminal or to do criminal acts in 2026, especially right next to a place that has like probably 500 cameras.

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And I'm talking inside and out. It's a big building, probably not even that many, but you know what I mean? And in that case, you don't need a lot of cameras. You just need a few of the right ones.

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You know what I mean?

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And I was thinking about the just and I'm going to say something positive and just some advice.

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Maybe not advice, but just a comment that could be construed as advice if taken properly.

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Now, about the Southern respondent, he could take what he does.

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and he could do that on stage

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and just go around the room

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and just go motherfucking

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face ass and just

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try and have a little bit of comedy in between

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not too much because he could just do that

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on stage and be a

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stand-up comic. I'm telling you

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I'm telling you

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go to an open mic

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you know, go to an open mic

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try it

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yeah, I mean

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I'm sure live streamers would show up to that, too.

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I'm telling you, it'll just take a few times to figure it out.

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And I believe he has the ability to head it to broken moon.

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I read there's a permaculture of half a lapidious moss there.

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Lots of protein to judge people in his direct presence.

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Not so much online, but because of prison.

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And you have to just get that sense, you know, about people.

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So I don't know.

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You're welcome.

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It's kind of like crowd work.

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People will think that he's doing a character.

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Like, you know what I mean?

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People think that it's a character, that he's doing a character, that he's got makeup and hair and they put their beard on and all that stuff.

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They'll think it's a character.

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They'll be like, oh, that motherfucker's British.

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He's.

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Hello.

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Yes, I'm not really from Louisiana.

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Good morning.

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that's what they'll think so and then change the last name to you know put in the the one with the

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k and and the r right and then do the last name would be l-a capital r-o-s-t-a you know blank

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la rosta i'm telling you run with it give it a swing so there i always like to give advice

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You notice people in comedy, a lot of them that have those character type things, they get noticed pretty quickly.

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If you're like super unique or do something like weird or super different, you know, they put their own tag on it.

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He should do the Kill Tony show.

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That's the one.

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Yeah, Kill Tony.

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But the voodoo doll bit would be great.

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Voodoo doll, the leopard cape, whatever thing.

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I'm telling you 86

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they will think

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that he got a full

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makeup crew to do

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that but the learning curve

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is figuring out audiences and

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being on stage and

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you know and that's

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them some dark arts

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and you know that's the kind of

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thing that you gotta try over and over

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again that would be a great thing to put some energy

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into and that is just

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classic crowd work

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but

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what i have noticed with the comics that are really good at insulting people is that you have

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to you can't leave it you can't leave it like that you know and it really doesn't matter what

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audience but you just can't leave it like that you have to you know let it be out you know hey

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you know

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something

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you would have to say

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you know you look great thanks for being

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here you know

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are you two married

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we see how that's going

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thank you see

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that's all

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where you from

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oh we're from Philadelphia

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yeah you cheese

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steak

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bronco hating

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whatever the fuck you know what I mean

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face ass and then do it like that that would be great answer all have a couple questions

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then that's the you know what i mean just took me a minute that's the whole formula right there

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what's going on good evening where are you from uh yeah we're from chicago because people you

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know in new orleans people are going to be coming from all over yeah oh we're from chicago uh that's

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Sounded more like Boston, but kind of like Chicago.

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Yeah, you deep dish eatin'.

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You know what I mean?

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You got to do something for that.

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You got to know the cities.

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Those are easy, though.

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Where are you from?

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Kentucky.

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You motherfucking lucky?

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I could write the whole show.

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But you got to be able to take on your feet a little bit when you're on stage.

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I mean, whether it's music or comedy or whatever, whatever, you know, live theater.

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you gotta be on your toes

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and it's like

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one thing about music and a lot of other

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performance arts that are on a stage

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it's only a mistake

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if you make it look like one

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I thought I'd get more compliments on the title

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it's pretty funny

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because of

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you know

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Adolf O.A

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thank you

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thank you

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sometimes I come through with a real zinger

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Adolf O.A

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D-O-A-Dolph

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I think that's better

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I think D-O-A-Dolph is better

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Rolls off the tongue

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Well

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I just wanted to jump on it for a little bit

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I hope everybody has a great evening

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I may jump on later

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in the evening

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if I feel

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like going live

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later

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in the evening

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I hope you all

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Have a good night

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Yee-haw