you
good morning
how y'all doing?
Well, well, well.
What a day.
Nice.
Oh, getting there, it's easy.
Getting there. I woke up a little while ago, but I still feel like I just rolled out a fucking
bed. Coffee, coffee, start working from the pineapple to the Big Apple from Maine to Spain.
Mopey. What's up there, darling? Sweet cheeks. What's up there, sweet cheeks?
What's up there, sweet cheeks? What's up there, sweet cheeks. What's up there, sweet cheeks?
Oh, yes. So it looks like sunshine today here in lovely Los Angeles on the 1st of April.
What's up there, sweet cheeks? What's up there, sweet cheeks? What's up there, sweet cheeks?
Mopey mid-dizzle.
What's up there, sweet cheeks? What's up there, sweet cheeks?
So there's things going on in the Supreme Court today. I think it's about birthright citizenship.
A lot of people out there protesting.
Let's see. Do we have any kind of...
Let's see.
And today, I think there's like Trump is going to be addressing the nation. That should be interesting.
Well, you can't get upset.
Lady Gaga stopped the show because of lightning. That makes sense.
Some nut bar in East LA decided to ambush a couple of sheriff's deputies and ended up
in a pine box. And it's unfortunate that that shit happens, but
it's a failure in the mental health area.
Things will probably be a lot more interesting in the coming days here.
I might do a dramatic reading of Boss Slop tonight from his crash ad. I might do a dramatic
reading of that. Still thinking about it.
I'm going to do a dramatic reading of Boss Slop tonight from his crash ad. I might do a dramatic
reading of Boss Slop tonight from his crash ad.
I might do a dramatic reading of Boss Slop tonight from his crash ad.
You must understand that I can't stand protesters. Okay? I just... I think anybody could understand that.
You know what I mean?
Do I support people's right to go and properly protest peacefully? Absolutely. Absolutely.
Can we do protesting where people don't talk and just hold up signs? Can that be a new rule?
Can we do a rule where no one's allowed to talk at the protest? Is that a thing? Is that okay?
Okay? Protested the voting booth. That's right. Protested the shower with your brush in your hand.
Singing.
Yeah, definitely a bad taste in my mouth from people who call themselves protesters.
My god, Scott. I mean, can you imagine when that fucking piece of shit pulled up like with the
cloud of shit dust behind it? Sparkly shit dust? When he's pulling up that thing outside,
when those old ladies are having lunch and he gets out and goes and harasses them?
See, I may have had some problems in the past with drugs and alcohol.
However, this motherfucker is like doing it still today.
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty clear that they're just there for, you know, attention.
And as we've seen, some poverty-stricken slobs like him have seen to come together and they
all have the same, you know, it's like they're all in the same fucking
issue.
Yeah, I think that should happen too. I think people should get fines for not filing permits and
arranging it and just showing up, you know?
He would pull up with his camera on. He's so fucking dumb.
He would pull up with his camera on and go like abuse old people.
And I don't know anybody in explanation for anything, you know?
I don't.
Anybody who is in my private sphere, they know.
And they're still here. So,
I mean, this whole, here's the new thing. Here's the new itinerary because they're going to try
like every fucking thing that they can, right? But the new thing is that you guys support me
and I'm evil. So, there's that.
I don't know.
Or, you know,
going and choking someone out. Yeah, that's good.
I wish I could go there and try some of their tea. Oh, I'd like to sit and have some tea.
Fucking fat ass fucking piece of shit.
What a fat ass piece of shit.
I mean, here's the other thing about it is he knows absolutely nothing about it.
He never had anything to do with it, right?
Look, if you bought into it, you just didn't know any better.
And I could see how people would support someone who they thought was, you know,
just this good-hearted Lummix that they wanted to support.
Oh, he's great. He's fat and, you know, friendly and cuddly.
I get it. But he's a vicious, duplicitous fucking piece of fucking garbage.
And that's the bottom line.
Yes.
Oh, great eyes. Fantastic color.
You know what? Jealous of the eye color, quite honestly.
But when it's wrapped in 300 pounds of stupid and fucking obesity, like, it don't matter.
Fucking blue eyes and nice teeth don't matter, bro.
Especially when those teeth always have some kind of meatloaf or funyons in them.
And it's evil fat. It's mean. He's a mean fucking person.
He's mean because his mother didn't love him.
That's why. And you can see with the three fucking schnooks that we're looking at here,
the boss slop and these, you know, their mothers didn't love them.
That's why they are the way they are.
They never had any kind of, you know, real parental guidance or love in their life.
They don't know what it's like for their mom to bake them cookies
or for their grandmother to make them spaghetti or any shit like that.
They just don't know it. They like our broken people.
He's living off those fucking AMPM hot dogs.
So since they hate their mothers and they're mad at their mothers,
well, they can talk, they can target mine, right?
That's okay.
That's rational.
Right. He's got enough. He could hibernate like a bear.
Oh, but he wanted to make a bear rug out of me.
Shut up, you fucking bitch.
All I can say is after a few months in jail, after what they do to him,
he'll wish that he was a bear rug.
Don't worry about it.
You didn't do anything wrong. Don't worry about it.
So, you know, these are very special individuals that have special needs.
These people should have a fucking leash, okay?
They should have a leash and a special cage that they sit in when they're bad
or when they poo poo on the floor.
Fucking bed wetter motherfuckers.
Fucking bed wetters.
A bunch of bed wetters.
It's a bunch of fucking babies that are just mean-spirited people, you know?
And the whole turnaround game is fantastic.
Taking everything that, here's the way this works.
The way that they take the words that I say and try and turn them against me constantly.
That's a real neat trick.
And when you don't have the IQ or the brain cells to really do anything in life,
that's where you end up.
You end up like one of these three fucking idiots.
These fucking slow-boy, gerbil-brained, jealous losers.
They're jealous.
They're jealous and they're upset.
Boy, that boss slop dude really crashed out the other day, huh?
What a lie it is that they're telling.
What a lie it is that they're trying to push and sell on people.
What a lie.
Well, you know, like, as far as YouTube and putting together like a show and a program
and building something up, they are ten years behind me.
Ten years.
And that's why nobody really listens to them anymore,
is because they don't have the knowledge it takes to actually grow an audience.
So that's why they're all losing their audience.
See, people get sick of it.
People get sick of gooning, all right?
Because people who want to watch gooning, there's a lot of gooning going on on the Internet.
They go watching anywhere.
But some people who don't do anything for themselves, right,
just expect other people to do it for them without taking any action at all.
They just think that they're like these YouTube stars.
They're not.
Compared to them, I am.
So let's just make that very clear.
Compared to them, I'm a fucking YouTube star, right?
Even though I'm a mid as far as YouTube goes, but at least I'm a fucking mid.
If you look up the statistics on YouTube, there aren't that many people on YouTube
that even over 10,000 followers are subscribers, you know?
And just because I figured out how to put myself in front of millions of people, right,
are they all going to subscribe? Hell no.
But you know what, I only need 1% of them to subscribe.
Of all those millions of people who watch me that didn't, the fact is that they saw me.
That's the whole idea.
You have to put yourself in front of as many eyeballs and ears as possible.
That's the game.
And if you don't know how to do it, then, oh well, I'm not telling anybody.
I'm not telling any fucking losers how the Burbys are made.
But I'll tell you what, even with these three fucking morons,
I could probably get them to 10,000 subscribers less than two weeks.
Less than two weeks, I could take any one of these fucking idiots and get them to 10,000 subs.
I can show them actually how to build up an audience.
And we have a lot of return people coming in on the current event streams.
And that's the idea. It takes time.
It takes time.
Hit the like button.
It takes time.
Hit the like button.
I mean, one of these idiots hasn't had over a fucking like 50 in their fucking chat forever.
And they used to have a lot more.
Same with Scott.
He used to sometimes have a couple thousand in his chat.
Now if he breaks 100, he's lucky.
One of them can't even keep a channel going for more than a few months.
And one of them is so fucking to whacked out on opiates and drugs,
you can barely understand what they're saying until they crash out and scream and threaten people.
You know what I mean?
It's like, these are ridiculous morons, dude.
They're just, they're just shit on my shoe.
Every once in a while it happens.
I am a far superior product and they just can't understand that.
But it takes work.
It takes discipline.
It takes time.
It takes research.
It takes study.
It takes watching a lot of other people, you know, instead of, you know, sitting there all day fucking looking at yourself and your phone doing nothing with your fucking life.
He just sits there with his fucking funyons.
Meanwhile, these other two idiots just sit there and wait until he takes a shit or like just like so desperate.
Morning.
Just the desperation of some people is pretty sad.
Very sad.
But they all hated their mothers, by the way.
They all hated their mothers and they've proven that they all hate women.
So, there you go.
And if people want to try to shame me for situations that they know nothing about because they never asked me, right?
Well, that's fine.
That's what idiots do.
That's what morons who are desperate for attention do.
They want to take a piece of a story to make people seem like they're awful.
Because in their fucking little peed, gerbil brains, they don't know how life works.
And they've never risen up from any controversy, right?
Or any of the things that have happened or the mistakes they've made.
They've never risen up from that level.
They're still down in the level of making mistakes in life.
And targeting people.
They don't like.
And targeting people's elderly mother and targeting people's kids.
Like the perverts we talked about the other day.
The perverts.
You know.
The perverts who call kids schools or the perverts that target somebody because target women because they left their audience.
You know, these are perverts.
Or perverts that also target elderly women and, you know, talk about a certain individual in Washington, D.C. just because they don't like or they're going to fucking make their life a living hell and target their mental health and fuck with them.
That's what they're about.
That's why they're fucking low life unsuccessful pieces of shit now.
There's no other way around it.
They could try.
They could cope and make up all kinds of lives for themselves to believe and their chats can come in and tell them how fucking great they are.
But they're not great.
Nobody in this chat ever has had to be like, you know, fucking reaffirming what I do on a daily basis.
It doesn't, it doesn't happen here.
And, you know, I've said a lot of things that are complete bullshit just to fucking just to fucking fuck with people because they're fucking with me.
You know what I mean?
So when I clap back a little bit, oh, I'm such an evil bad guy and I do this and that.
I didn't get this idiot fired.
In fact,
in fact, if we go to court, he better not say that because we have absolute proof that I did not get him fired.
100% proof.
And I have witnesses that will attest to it if we ever go that route.
I'm not saying that I'm going to go that route.
But what this dumb dumb forgets when he continues to say and lie that I got him fired.
Let's just say we have irrefutable evidence that that didn't happen.
And if we go to court, well, maybe we'll have to subpoena DoorDash for the real reason because it wasn't me.
I didn't even call.
Other people did, but I didn't.
I said I did just to razz, just to razz a little bit, you know, but I didn't.
But see, they fall for everything that I say, every fucking thing that I say because they're stupid.
He starts fights in stores and restaurants.
I mean, it's just, you know.
And I usually would do like a five minute, you know, specific response on this particular individual, but I'm just not.
It's not worth it. Not worth my time.
What's up?
Mopi's code data switches.
But they say I committed perjury. Okay.
Okay, honey.
Are you the dumbest motherfucker ever? Hey, you know what? Where's the report for the perjury?
Isn't there what we told that I'm going to jail and that reports were made and everything? Where's the paperwork?
Where's the paperwork? Where's the police?
I thought I committed perjury. Isn't that what was told?
Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
My mommy didn't love me. I'm going to go attack him today.
Yeah, if I committed perjury, go to the police. Go to the police. Oh, that would be fantastic.
That would be fantastic. Go to the police and see what they say about perjury because it never happened.
Nobody filed any report. Nobody filed anything against me for perjury because nobody's going to take a perjury report.
Sorry. It's not a criminal matter.
But keep trying. Maybe you should go talk to a real fucking lawyer and ask them about that.
Listen, is a clerical error considered perjury in California?
No, a clerical error is generally not considered perjury in California.
Perjury requires the willful and knowing intent to make a false statement under oath.
While a clerical error is an honest mistake, lapse in memory, or unintentional oversight.
Good luck.
Has nobody looked that up over there? Why don't you go look it up, you fucking moron?
You fucking tube brain cell poverty-stricken ugly idiot.
Still at the lowest levels of education get you in this country.
People like this that pop up like a fucking cold sore.
Lance that boil.
Jail.
Show me the reports. Show the reports to everybody. If I'm going to jail, show the reports.
You show everything else. Show the reports.
Or you can keep slandering me, motherfucker, and I'll pull up and we will end up in court. Keep slandering me.
And I'm not talking just to one person.
Talking to fucking Scott and the other fucking Arkansas fucking dumbass.
Boy, they just keep saying my name over and over again. It's like their whole shows are about me.
That is really, even to me, that's the end of the line. That's the end of the line. What you're doing shows about me, you know?
You have really, really lost the plot.
Show is about me. Thumbnails about me. I own you. I own you. I own every thought of theirs. I own every waking moment. I own it.
Cool. Great. Is that how that's going to go? Fuck me.
I'm being facetious, obviously. They'll take anything I say and then they would put it in the bank, like E.F. Hutton.
If some of my videos get more likes than you have subscribers, you're not even in my league. Shoot.
You don't even understand what I'm doing because you don't know what it is to have a plan.
Fuckface.
And he wants to keep talking about a minor girl. You know, he wants to keep talking about a minor girl.
He's so concerned about minors. It's pretty fucking disgusting. He calls their schools. He posts their fucking football shit up.
Oof. All I could say is if this was to go to court and if a certain individual was going to be a witness, that would pretty much end the story right there.
And if I see one more motherfucking thumbnail with my fucking name or my face, well, it would go from there.
Now, obviously I did not commit perjury, but someone did commit two felony criminal harassment crimes.
And those are with the police. So we'll see how that goes.
Oh boy.
Imagining things like people putting cameras in your ass so sad, man. Such a sad, really very sad and pathetic existence.
And if people don't understand what they're doing and that they have doxed me and they're
They have doxed me several times. I think sometimes people, you know, look, sometimes I forget what I say. You know what I mean?
Sometimes I forget what I say or what I posted in a moment of anger or this or that.
But when you do it so much, of course you're going to forget.
And if I'm going to take it to a level of court, there's no refuting what is there.
And apparently some old ass fucking, some old ass fucking shit from, you know, like what, two years ago?
That I only maybe said one time versus somebody for the past year saying something about me every day, every stream, making whole streams about me.
Oh, I'm going to get him. I'm going to, man, dude, I try and give people the benefit of the doubt and go, hey, you should stop now because now you've crossed the line.
You should stop because you've lost and have already overstepped the boundaries of free speech.
But some people are not educated and they don't know what those boundaries are because they never even spoke with a real lawyer about it.
Just these jailhouse fucking idiots.
This sovereign citizen bullshit.
Go be a traveler.
Okay, go take a fucking long walk off a short pier.
Did you ever hear that phrase?
Take a long walk off a short pier.
Well, they're so desperately trying to pin this story on me, which is just ridiculous.
She used to say that take a long walk off a short pier.
So, you know, they're definitely trying to create a story. They're trying to create this shit, which is a conspiracy.
But when some people think they're superior or that they know more than somebody who's smarter than them, well, listen, between Scott and the other fucking, you know, Dumbledore fucking twins.
All right, the toe, the toenails that I cut off, right, are smarter.
Three brain cells between them and they're all fighting.
They all want to be, they all want to be the top one.
You know what I mean?
They all want to be the top guy.
They're like Hezbollah.
The Hamas triplets.
Fucking hell.
The Hamas triplets.
Fucking hell.
That's what they're like.
You know what, Artex, can we do a, can we do boss?
Can we do kid and play?
We got to do them as kid and play because boss kind of looks like an inbred version of kid.
So maybe we could do a thumbnail.
Horizontal, I can't use, I can't use the vertical ones.
So horizontal, yeah, kid and play.
Or like crisscross.
These motherfuckers are all still doing shows.
They're in like their 60s.
And they're all out of breath.
They're all like winded after like a little dance routine.
Have you seen Bobby Brown lately?
Holy shit.
He's up there trying to do the dance moves with his thighs all rubbing together and his gun.
It's like, didn't you make enough money to not have to do that?
Aerosmith, anyone?
Why are they touring?
Because they got to pay for their fucking lives that they, you know, overspent.
You
Like your knee jerk reaction is like, I'm going to ruin you.
Oh, you'll see I'm going to ruin you.
It's like, okay.
Like the first like 10 times, it's like, oh no, that doesn't sound fun.
And then after about 10 times or so, do it.
Ro and me.
You've done so much damage because you are.
You don't even understand life and the implications of what you do.
Why would you ruin it?
Go focus on yourself, dude.
Stop constantly just, I'm going to ruin you.
I can't ruin anyone.
You can gossip and say terrible things and you can plant stuff in the press because you're pathetic.
And you know how much that hurts me in my career.
But you just love it.
I mean, you just get that double and you get like, we did it.
Well, I have tried everything with you cease and this and this and that.
Try to get your horns down.
I mean, hundreds of thousands of dollars to get you away from me and you just can't go away.
So, I mean, who's ruining you here?
This is Taryn Manning, by the way.
You are something else.
Really taking a dive.
I mean, if you focus on anything that actually mattered, you could be cool.
Because the amount of time you put into ruining me, it's been effective.
Thank you so much.
My mother sacrificed everything to put in my dance class.
Thank you.
You're my audience.
Thank you.
Well, anyway.
You know, I think that if people could ever feel the rewarding feeling that I get because of the work that I've done coming from a very dark place.
I'm Rocky motherfucker.
The Italian stallion.
The fuck out of here.
Pfft.
And a word.
Oh, maybe you guys eluded your own messages.
We're not going to use that word anymore here.
No offense.
That's not a topic I care to discuss because it's not my issue.
I took care of that thing for you.
Thank you.
The first thing or the other thing.
Thank you.
Mm hmm.
Thank you.
So there's some reports that this bullet about the Tyler Robinson that it doesn't match.
But I thought it was all fragmented.
Like, if it's fragmented, then how can they do any kind of ballistics on it?
But I would say that that's not very good for the prosecution.
Yeah, everybody's going to try and do some stupid April Fool's shit or whatever.
It's like, I've done this fucking thing ever.
I'm not, I'm not into it.
I'm just not into the April Fool's like gags.
And since I don't do it, I forget.
I'm looking shit and I'm like, what?
What?
I'm not reposting anything today from Twitter.
Nothing.
I don't know.
Wow.
Oh my God.
There's a plumber down in like West LA in this building and apparently this plumber decided to fire a couple rounds off in the building.
What?
Oh my God.
I know, right?
People are crazy, man.
People are crazy.
I got things to do.
I will catch you guys on the flippity-dippity.