Cookie, Lee, what's going on?
Everybody.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you for the jewels.
Thank you, thank you.
It's fine.
They all have the same sentiment.
So.
The pizza boxes have arrived.
The pizza boxes are here.
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
It is so freaking hot already.
unreal how hot it is oh good lord i mean just yeah you know some people take the internet too
seriously that's all so i gotta say about that and the only thing i'm doing in my life right now
is working on building my business and myself i could give a shit what these other people do
Makes no difference to me. Makes absolutely no difference. But also, you know, people that I'm not going to be mentioning are sitting there and they're going live and it's the same thing that they were doing, you know, last year, year before Scott and fucking these other dummies are just caught in a it's a shame.
they're just caught in a fucking cycle of their their pea brains won't tell them what the right
thing is that's not my fault and all i've ever wanted my platform to be before scott the dipshit
came along uh is just show people things maybe they didn't see help a couple people and today
Hey, I'm going to help some people. And if, if, if others just want to sit there and waste their time, you know, motherfucking other people all day, that's not me. I'm not doing that. I'm not just blessed, ladies and gentlemen, I'm anointed. Okay. And that's why demons love me. Right. Because I'm favorited.
i may hit some bumps in the road but still they're just to teach me a lesson to be better
yeah it's a hamster wheel it's a hamster wheel you know god is with me yeah still putting
you know elderly women that don't want to be in their thumbnails in their thumbnails it's okay
You know, it's free speech. It's free speech. It's the lowest common denominator and the lowest level, you know, it's like, let it go, bro. Let it go. And I don't know what other people are doing. I don't, you know, some other people are on a different track. You know, I'm not on that track. I'm on my own track.
I'm going to wait until a little late in the afternoon
to do the pizzas. Hopefully it'll cool down
a little bit because I don't want to be going
out there in the heat. Maybe I should
fold up some boxes while we're talking.
Pizza boxes.
It's this octagon
shape.
An octagon? Yeah.
You can ask anybody who has a pizza business
of any kind, but
the biggest pain in the ass
of having a pizza
business is the boxes it's also one of the most expensive items when you're talking about the
financial aspect of it
most expensive item you know the cost of fame is the cheese i think if people can stay cool
print i'm thinking everybody might be okay today could be could be god these are a pain
He has to hold up, you guys.
Jesus.
My boxes are still playing, but I'm going to have
some
logoed up
boxes eventually.
And, you know, another side
note, if
I will guarantee you, if some of these
idiots
that have streamed within the past
24 hours had just
stayed chill, they probably wouldn't be
in the position they're in now.
I didn't put them there.
But I will tell you this, if you call, if you broadcast any type of direct threat, no matter what state you're in, other states have what's called jurisdiction.
You just have to deal with it.
Not my problem.
But I'll tell you, motherfucker, you keep talking about me.
I'm going to pop those.
I got a bunch of fucking violations.
So let's just move on.
Let's move slowly and forget about it.
Just a very simple concept.
It also shows that I'm pretty much the only content a lot of these assholes have
because they don't have anything else to talk about.
Because they don't have any skills.
They can't, you know, they can't get up and make pizza for the homeless from scratch by themselves.
You know, they don't know how to make anything.
thing. Yeah, I heard that about Spokane. I have some friends up in Washington. Fortunately,
they're not too close to Spokane. Spokane, Spokane, Spokane. But I do hope that goes
okay up there. Well, I'm getting a little faster through these boxes, I guess. Eventually
when I can hire some people, I got to have like a box man. Hey, box man. If there's any
part that i don't like about you know trying to build up a business like this are these boxes
you're paying the ass oh god but it's you know
it's always for a good cause but today it's a little extra are any of you guys up in the
in the pacific northwest in that area are you guys anybody close to that four boxes done
what kind of weather is it
are they talking about the rain
was there rain or are they talking about just the heat
or maybe even
is there smoke in there
what's on the other side of the country
Blue Angels
Blue Angels out of Pensacola or something
oh they said wind
yeah
when you get that close
with a
20 million dollar jet
you want to make sure you don't have any extra
you can't
have any margin for error.
Oh, my God. I got six.
Just done six boxes.
Are you in Seattle? Yeah.
I had some friends up in the area.
The P&W.
Okay.
No boxes, no boxes, no boxes.
I got to say, I'm a lot
faster at it.
That's a little bit of
lots of boxes. I did all the
prep I had to do last night.
And then in a couple
days, I'll do the pasta.
stream. And, you know,
the dough doesn't try and
dox me. The tomatoes
don't try and fucking lie
about me on the internet.
You know? The pepperoni
doesn't stalk me or try and find
everywhere I am every second of the day
or make their little gay websites
about me. Nope.
Hiding behind your little alts.
Wah!
Fucking do-nothings.
You know, as tragic as it is, you've got to try and look at the bright side of something.
Because every bit of darkness that has been thrown at me in my life, I'm always able to make it into something positive.
I don't look at Jalen.
I have no feelings about that situation.
other than they shouldn't have, you know,
maniacs coming to their home where their kids are.
That's all I know.
I mean, my opinion for someone like Jay Lynn is like,
don't you guys have a family or something?
You know?
Good morning.
Don't you guys have a family?
Oh, my God.
One more box.
One more box and I'm done.
A lot of people say a lot of things about me.
you know where I know they won't say it
it's in my face
and that's what all that hiding and fucking
alt shit is
it's just cowardice
it's nothing
nothing more nothing less it's a pretty simple concept
and just like the one
fucking dipshit that I got
a five year RO on
they think it's not coming for them
and that's okay
they can sit there and try and pet the tiger's tail
and taunt and blah blah blah
makes no difference to me
I know exactly what I have to do
there we go
boxes are done
so what did they say they're
lost
if you want to let people know
it's fine
I honestly don't even know how to find
that channel
you could just say it
you know within reason
you can give the cliff notes
Jalen and her husband
should maybe go to the beach or something
or
whatever
go get some ice cream
try to enjoy your life
and this whole argument of
um
you support this and you support
that and this support and that support
I just know I'd like to see
that fat fuck call me a fucking
rapist to my face because I made
you know
some jokes
about his mom that
he deserved
fucking guys
wheat pasting fucking flyers about me
which puts
me in a very dangerous place which he said
himself and he did it
you know what I mean so
from even I think
other people that he's trying to sue
could actually use
him pasting up those things about me
and some of the footage that I've shown of him
pasting up those things and showing those things
you know what I mean
because it shows what a vicious
malignant
smooth-brained idiot that fat fuck is.
That's what it is. And, you know,
no offense, but he's always
going to have a little dick. And his attitude
certainly does show it. I was just going to keep on keeping on.
You know, the one thing
about traumatic situations and
And, you know, people trying to affect my mental health, my money, my fucking social life, my love life.
These people, hey, they hide behind little profiles.
It's not going to be for very long.
So have at it.
And I think that, you know, a lot of people in this chat have been absolutely harassed and targeted by these individuals.
And the only way we're going to get it solved is by taking them to court.
Is by doing a John Doe lawsuit.
That's the only way this is going to get fixed.
So if we're going to get together on something, this is something we should get together on.
Because what would be more fun than to expose these idiots for who they are?
what would be the best thing for our respective communities is to get an attorney to do it
and i guarantee you once that happens it all stops it all stops and there might be a couple little
you know feckless little idiots who don't really matter and that want to talk about me i don't care
about that but there have been reports that have been made not not by me and you know ruminating
on negative topics is going to get you stuck in that space and i don't want to be there i've been
there i've been there i don't want to be there it's my choice and i'm sorry that some of these
people just want to hump my fucking leg but not interested stop humping my leg you know and you
You know, once I finish this motion to authorize and compel disclosure of Doe defendant's identity, I'm going to file it.
And I'm almost done. I'm not doing any. They say they tell the truth about me.
Well, then why don't you why don't you, you know, come into court willingly because they've known they've done something wrong.
That's why. I mean, let's be honest.
if our little Arkansas friend didn't have an open chat to talk about me,
he wouldn't have a fucking, nobody would show up if he didn't talk about me
and Mina all the time.
He's a punk.
You know what I mean?
He's just a punk.
He's a punk who never got anything done.
And that to me is sad.
You know, I do have a compassionate side.
And the thing about these three guys is that it's unfortunate.
They've never done anything to try and improve their lives.
They just want to make other people's lives worse.
And I'll tell you, that's not the formula, not the formula for life.
But they also don't have any people that give them any direction, and the people that give them direction are lying to them.
They're dishonest.
So you can see the conundrum.
And I just, I don't need to engage with that shit, man.
It's beneath me.
It's just beneath me.
I'm not going to get all worked up about it.
I'm doing something today that's, you know, for the greater good.
And I think to be able to do those things, it's a privilege.
You know, I'm in a privileged position to be able to use my platform to, you know, show people current events, you know, help people get better in their kitchen so they can eat better.
You know, these are like real fundamental directives.
directives. And I may occasionally make fun of Scott, but it's really like getting, to me,
honestly, it's getting old because I already see, you know, the possibilities for myself.
Coco really liked the split screen with the mixer and the show. I thought it was pretty cool too.
It's a very nice mixer. That is the Uni Halo Pro. Oof. It's $800. It's an $800 mixer.
and it better fucking do that shit man
that thing should be getting me coffee in the morning
$800
but when you do the right thing
you get blessings
you know
doing the right thing
and I'm in a
very like
today
I know that I'm going to put in
some time and some effort
that's really going to improve
people's day and I'm not just going to go out and
throw the pizzas on the ground. I'm going to go out
and I'm going to talk. I'm going to see if I can
do anything else.
Oh, yeah, the light on the mixer is cool,
right? You should be able to
strobe it. How cool would that look if it
had a strobe light?
I didn't tell you the
mixer does come with two turntables and a
microphone. I didn't mention that.
Two turntables and a
microphone. Oh, no, that's
Beck. He was a Scientologist. Oh, no.
Who gives a shit who's
of Scientologists. The rave, the rave mixer. Living life at 120 beats per minute. And you
know, for me, like the restraining order I got on this dude is done. It's done. You
I sent the order to the police, sent them a couple videos.
If they're not going to do anything about it, it's their town.
You know what I mean?
It's their shitty little fucking town that they're making look worse.
It's not my problem.
I ain't going to live there.
You know what I mean?
Like, what difference does that make to me?
You know, 30-foot ceilings, a hot tub, and a pool, baby.
That's all I need.
You know, and I got it.
I earned it.
right? And I never have to let myself get sidetracked again. If you're going to push
the emojis, push them faster. Let me show you. Once again, once again, what are your thumbs?
Something wrong with your thumbs that you can't do it faster? Let me show you how this is done.
Let me show you how this is done. Here we go. Okay. So here's how you do it. Ready?
i'm gonna do 100s see there you go like that that's how you do that shit look at that
i'll race you i'll race you i'll race you
see there you go that's better thank you very much i don't know why
streamers get so bent out of shape about
those things it's like
it's the problem
it's like people saying like when people
come into a
chat and they just say
hi and they're new
to the channel and if I'm doing like the current
event stuff or something and somebody new comes in
they go that's literally
a button that YouTube
puts there so that you can say hi
to the fucking host
and they're like oh
don't do that no do that i'll say hi it it brings it to yeah these little emojis they bring it to
life it puts a little you know and i don't know if anybody realizes oh hi hi jana everybody go
and follow janda for she's got a whole jewelry action going over there hit her up um
Vincent Pastor of The Sopranos has died at 80.
He played Big Pussy Bumpin' Ciero on The Sopranos.
And, you know, Big Pussy was a fucking rat on the show, on the show.
Very nice man.
I met him at a coffee shop years ago, years ago.
He was with Tony Sirico, the guy who plays Pauly Walmas.
say we're together. It was like
in Studio City or something.
Coffee, dude. But rest
in peace, big pussy, you rat.
No, he did such a great
job on that show. Talented
man. 80 years
old. That's
a long life. When Clearwater
the Desperate Loser is in LA
with Liz Fail. I mean
Gale.
Oh, that's not Liz Gale.
That wouldn't be Liz Gale. Never mind.
I don't know who that is.
god he's such a desperate fucking loser this guy it's so sad so sad anyway just a sad group
just a sad little desperate man and his fucking you know cross-eyed fucking inbred girlfriend
my only hope for clearwater is that he gets in the wrong person's face in hollywood which is
80, 85%
and Clearwater is
you know, if you ever seen him up close
he's built like a little fat wet nurse
and you know like with
fat people who aren't very coordinated
they gotta lean forward a little bit
he's got that forward dummy lean
good for him, good for him
I mean
we could also say that
even when my
streams don't do as well as
they've done or some don't hit or some hit
Even the ones that are bad from a numbers standpoint are not even that bad because they're getting, you know, at least 10K, 15K.
I had one that was like 3K last week.
No, that's in Florida, Fred.
He's in Hollywood where they – it looks like they've spent, you know, hundreds of dollars on paper cutouts of people who are in Scientology and they're putting it out on Hollywood Boulevard.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares. I mean, when we've seen these fucking guys like like Scott or whatever, you know, be out and about and doing these things, nobody comes up to them.
What have we seen, like three people come up and talk to them and be curious?
There's tens of thousands of people walking by on that boulevard. Nobody cares.
oh my god
I am just now looking at
Clearwater's channel
boy has he fallen off
holy shit
his
his Hollywood Walk of Shame
video from 14 hours ago
only has
4.2k views
how the mighty
have fallen
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha
Wow. Not even 5K views and he's out there fucking like a ballerina trying to get attention.
Look at how hard he has to try to get that little amount.
Look at the, you got to fly 3,000 miles, get all these fucking things.
oh this is going to be a great idea
4.2k views
fucking loser
oh that's
see that for me
that for me just I'm doing the right thing
you know
and he's not
and that's why he doesn't have
I mean not even one tenth of the
support that he once had
and since his channel is tanking
he can't afford to allegedly
purchase views and all that shit
so
I know he thought he really gave me a good burn, but he only did it to himself.
He only did it to himself.
And now look at him.
He looks like a fucking clown.
Getting some weight, too.
A little puffy.
I lost 15 pounds.
Give me one second.
And somebody, you know, in the chat earlier, was it?
Oh, it was lost.
had mentioned there was some
post by
J. Lynn, you know, go watch
it.
Go watch it. But
sometimes you could pour gasoline on your
own fire, right? Bread
is baking. It always makes the
house smell so good, too, you know?
When you're baking some fresh bread or
baking anything, really.
I'm going to do
an episode where I show you guys
how to make Cinnabon.
I have a Cinnabon, you know, knockoff recipe.
Tomato soup sourdough with dill feta and bacon.
You're going, damn, you're in fancy land.
What about brown butter and sage?
I always like that combo too.
Sage is really strong, though.
You got to be careful.
Oh, that's interesting.
Is that when you mix in the other stuff?
Like if you have like a solid that you're incorporating into the bread, do you mix it in when you add the water first?
Like if I'm going to chop up, let's say, just a bunch of parsley and I want to put in the bread during the stretch and folds.
OK, the first one, second.
OK, so you're going to fold that.
See, in Italy, they don't deal with pizza boxes, bro.
It's just a piece of, you know, like sandwich paper.
I got a lot to do, but I'll see you guys later.
Stay tuned.
Today we're going to be making pizzas for the homeless.
I hope to see you guys there.
Bye.