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you

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[SPEAKER_02]: On the count of three, three, two, one, go!

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[SPEAKER_02]: I trust you're not gonna be a gentleman about this!

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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know me at all, Ms. McFarlane!

5
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[SPEAKER_02]: she on the count of three 3 2 1 go!

6
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[SPEAKER_02]: I trust you're not going to be a gentleman about this!

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[SPEAKER_02]: you don't know me at all Mr.Foolin!

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[SPEAKER_00]: whoops

9
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, stop it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: By the way.

11
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Cancel.

12
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Jeez.

13
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, who cares.

14
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ugh, stupid.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, good morning.

16
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[SPEAKER_00]: There we go.

17
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[SPEAKER_00]: Bonjour.

18
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[SPEAKER_00]: Bonjour.

19
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[SPEAKER_00]: Good morning.

20
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[SPEAKER_00]: Good morning.

21
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I hope everybody enjoyed the bread.

22
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[SPEAKER_00]: Looks like a couple of people are going to be making it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's cool.

24
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[SPEAKER_00]: And that short, it's not perfect, but it doesn't have to be.

25
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[SPEAKER_00]: It makes its point.

26
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's like two sound audio glitches in the thing.

27
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[SPEAKER_00]: You barely notice them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And if you do notice them, oh well.

29
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[SPEAKER_00]: What kind of coffee you having?

30
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[SPEAKER_00]: Erica, what kind of coffee you having this morning?

31
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm having a

32
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a dark Sumatra roast.

33
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mmm.

34
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hazelnut, huh?

35
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that the bean or is it like a creamer?

36
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't use creamer.

37
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[SPEAKER_00]: I just put maple syrup in my coffee.

38
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[SPEAKER_00]: Little maple syrup.

39
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[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, for the dummies, that's Italian.

40
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[SPEAKER_00]: Those are Italian words, right?

41
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[SPEAKER_00]: Different language.

42
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[SPEAKER_00]: When you go, oh, forget about it, that's not Italian.

43
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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's not even necessarily an Italian person.

44
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[SPEAKER_00]: There are Dominicans, there are brothers,

45
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[SPEAKER_00]: you know, packings, Indians, like so many people in Brooklyn and Queens talk like that.

46
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not, it doesn't, it doesn't, it's not Italian.

47
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

48
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's so many races in Brooklyn and they're all like, Hey, they're out of here.

49
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, no creamer.

50
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[SPEAKER_00]: Some of those creamers are really bad for you.

51
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't recommend a creamer.

52
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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're going to use creamer, use cream or milk.

53
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's my opinion.

54
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[SPEAKER_00]: You got a machine that makes a little foam?

55
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have a foamer?

56
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's fancy.

57
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fancy foam.

58
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is New York Italian people, but there are so many other races that have that accent, you know?

59
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[SPEAKER_00]: But some of these weirdos are like, oh, he thinks he's Italian.

60
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, first of all, let's get started on this.

61
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I'm Italian.

62
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Italian American.

63
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[SPEAKER_00]: My mother came to this country on a boat.

64
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, a northerner, huh?

65
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you have blue eyes?

66
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[SPEAKER_00]: You got blue eyes?

67
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[SPEAKER_00]: Red hair?

68
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[SPEAKER_00]: Green?

69
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.

70
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.

71
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.

72
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[SPEAKER_00]: No red.

73
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[SPEAKER_00]: Blonde.

74
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because, you know, some of you northerners are, oh, red hair.

75
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you don't like red hair.

76
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ginger's are dangerous.

77
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ginger's are dangerous.

78
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, lovely.

79
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kyan's gotta stick together, Kyan's.

80
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[SPEAKER_00]: Man, every day there's like another one of these shootings.

81
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's a beautiful part of the world.

82
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's not that many people that have been there and experienced it, but it is nice.

83
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, I've realized that these weirdos, they count on me to mention their names, talk about them, this and that.

84
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really need to.

85
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if people have noticed, but the less I say about them, their chats are tanking.

86
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[SPEAKER_00]: Had that work out for you?

87
00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:17,572
[SPEAKER_00]: Had that work out?

88
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[SPEAKER_00]: 73 for three months, it's beautiful.

89
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[SPEAKER_00]: Good time to go.

90
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they sort of shot themselves in the foot, so to speak.

91
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[SPEAKER_00]: These dumbasses wanna sit there and, you know, as MLH says, yell at the clouds.

92
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[SPEAKER_00]: When it was Yugoslavia, yeah.

93
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you what, if these losers want to pay me, then maybe I'll talk about them again.

94
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I'll run a clip on the rumble of them or something like that.

95
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.

96
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[SPEAKER_00]: But they're going to have to pay me.

97
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[SPEAKER_00]: Will he do it today?

98
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,146
[SPEAKER_00]: Is he going to make a video about us today?

99
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[SPEAKER_00]: No?

100
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[SPEAKER_00]: Nope.

101
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[SPEAKER_00]: Nope.

102
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not today.

103
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[SPEAKER_00]: I am very pleased with the outcome of my short that, man, it took forever.

104
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[SPEAKER_00]: I had to learn like three or four completely new skills that, I mean, for some people, it would take literally years.

105
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I guess the same thing for me.

106
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's taken me years to make something like that.

107
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're all tanking.

108
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're all tanking.

109
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[SPEAKER_00]: People are leaving.

110
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[SPEAKER_00]: People don't want to, you know, they just have the same, you know, three or four dirtbags around who have like 10 alts.

111
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and they're they're so freaking concerned with other people's chats that like who goes, oh, you're going to go in that chat and you're the enemy.

112
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well.

113
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[SPEAKER_00]: OK.

114
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's why these dumbasses are all just failures.

115
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[SPEAKER_00]: They will never.

116
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[SPEAKER_00]: All three of the dumbasses that we occasionally mention, it would take them 10 years to catch up with me.

117
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[SPEAKER_00]: 10 years.

118
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[SPEAKER_00]: One of them, it would take probably 12 or 15.

119
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[SPEAKER_00]: And like I said last night, imagine being in one of those chats where you like set your notifications and you're like sleeping or eating or something.

120
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I got to get back on there.

121
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, just the same thing, the same conversations, the same meaningless forced stage drivel, you know, betwixt idiots.

122
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[SPEAKER_00]: And where you see where it's just unnatural, like you see in here when, you know, when a bunch of people are in the chat here talking to each other, they don't sit there and get into the details of their day or, you know what I mean?

123
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's super sus.

124
00:22:29,914 --> 00:22:32,815
[SPEAKER_00]: And if people don't see that, then you just haven't been around long enough.

125
00:22:33,315 --> 00:22:34,736
[SPEAKER_00]: You haven't done this for long enough.

126
00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:39,578
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have the experience to be able to see something like that.

127
00:22:41,358 --> 00:22:41,619
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

128
00:22:41,719 --> 00:22:42,599
[SPEAKER_00]: So how would you know?

129
00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:48,686
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't have any hatred.

130
00:22:50,507 --> 00:22:51,847
[SPEAKER_00]: Hate is very toxic.

131
00:22:52,347 --> 00:22:54,208
[SPEAKER_00]: I can hate what they do, right?

132
00:22:56,089 --> 00:23:02,550
[SPEAKER_00]: And disappointed is a good word, but it's, you know, it's an overall disappointment of just humanity in general.

133
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they're just dirtbags.

134
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,212
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, what's up, Coco?

135
00:23:10,293 --> 00:23:11,213
[SPEAKER_00]: They're just dirtbags.

136
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,521
[SPEAKER_00]: Right?

137
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,601
[SPEAKER_00]: Coco sees it too.

138
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:37,447
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just these unnatural exchanges, you know, and these full on conversations within the chat.

139
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:45,712
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a little back and forth here sometimes, but not these full on like, you know, oh, that's so lovely.

140
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[SPEAKER_00]: What you're doing with your grandkids today.

141
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:49,915
[SPEAKER_00]: Shut up, man.

142
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's fine to say stuff like that, but when it goes off into this unnatural spinoff conversation, because those things never happen and that's what they don't realize.

143
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[SPEAKER_00]: We know that you are both people talking to yourself.

144
00:24:14,773 --> 00:24:15,513
[SPEAKER_00]: We know this.

145
00:24:16,293 --> 00:24:17,773
[SPEAKER_00]: You can deny it all you want.

146
00:24:19,174 --> 00:24:25,135
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's just such forced, idiotic, drivel conversations that go nowhere.

147
00:24:29,282 --> 00:24:36,505
[SPEAKER_00]: And in some of these chats, I would imagine that one person could be as many as five people, if not more.

148
00:24:41,327 --> 00:24:42,868
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, break out the crayons.

149
00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:47,029
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, break out the crayons for these.

150
00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:50,031
[SPEAKER_00]: Do not.

151
00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:53,612
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right.

152
00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:55,893
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like and then they're like, oh, we're not.

153
00:24:56,572 --> 00:24:57,752
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't do that yet.

154
00:24:58,293 --> 00:25:08,235
[SPEAKER_00]: As soon as they say it, then all of a sudden they're talking about someone else's mod and they're saying that mod's real name in their chat to ooga booga them.

155
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[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck you scumbag.

156
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,537
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why you're in the position you're in.

157
00:25:13,577 --> 00:25:14,117
[SPEAKER_00]: How about that?

158
00:25:15,898 --> 00:25:16,798
[SPEAKER_00]: Fucking loser.

159
00:25:22,168 --> 00:25:28,010
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, some people are good at seeing patterns and some people don't realize that they're even doing them grow up.

160
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

161
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:30,931
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what a low life.

162
00:25:30,951 --> 00:25:32,812
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why they're in the situation they're in, man.

163
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:44,897
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, sometimes.

164
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:47,618
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry about it, Erica.

165
00:25:50,295 --> 00:25:50,615
[SPEAKER_00]: Same.

166
00:25:51,976 --> 00:25:52,417
[SPEAKER_00]: Same here.

167
00:25:52,837 --> 00:25:53,878
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Erica, same here.

168
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:19,517
[SPEAKER_00]: And PTSD is no joke, dude, but

169
00:26:20,286 --> 00:26:27,109
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, people want to continue to try and press me and it's like, oh.

170
00:26:36,352 --> 00:26:42,374
[SPEAKER_00]: The combined effort of these morons that have targeted me over the past is it is a lifetime.

171
00:26:42,594 --> 00:26:47,276
[SPEAKER_00]: The hours that they have put into it collectively is a lifetime.

172
00:26:48,497 --> 00:26:49,077
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lifetime.

173
00:26:49,797 --> 00:26:50,417
[SPEAKER_00]: Plain and simple.

174
00:27:07,301 --> 00:27:14,622
[SPEAKER_00]: And there are some people that are fans that are just kicking it right now and they don't want to jump in the chat, but there are some people in here that are watching me that are clearly not.

175
00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:15,702
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you watching me?

176
00:27:16,883 --> 00:27:17,163
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

177
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:18,903
[SPEAKER_00]: Because you're stupid.

178
00:27:21,472 --> 00:27:26,314
[SPEAKER_00]: and you're lame and you will never ever have a life as rich as mine.

179
00:27:27,894 --> 00:27:33,176
[SPEAKER_00]: You will never have a life as storied and colorful as mine has been ever.

180
00:27:34,317 --> 00:27:41,039
[SPEAKER_00]: And you could keep trying to fucking touch the money, but what, let me explain that phrase, touch the money.

181
00:27:41,579 --> 00:27:49,562
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's say you're an extra in a movie and Tom Cruise is the star and you're an extra.

182
00:27:51,383 --> 00:27:59,348
[SPEAKER_00]: What you want to do is try and be around that star as much as possible and try and actually make some kind of contact with them.

183
00:27:59,908 --> 00:28:02,890
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, so that's why they call it touch the money.

184
00:28:04,831 --> 00:28:06,072
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's what they want to do to me.

185
00:28:06,232 --> 00:28:07,192
[SPEAKER_00]: They want to touch the money.

186
00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:08,073
[SPEAKER_00]: It's OK, baby.

187
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:08,753
[SPEAKER_00]: I get it.

188
00:28:09,073 --> 00:28:09,634
[SPEAKER_00]: I get it.

189
00:28:10,574 --> 00:28:11,255
[SPEAKER_00]: I understand.

190
00:28:18,038 --> 00:28:19,199
[SPEAKER_00]: But you can't break handsome.

191
00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:24,431
[SPEAKER_00]: Some of them are so hurtful.

192
00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:26,273
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, they're low life.

193
00:28:27,014 --> 00:28:29,156
[SPEAKER_00]: They're low life, you know.

194
00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:31,117
[SPEAKER_00]: Bottom of the barrel.

195
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,781
[SPEAKER_00]: And we are the cream.

196
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:35,982
[SPEAKER_00]: We rise to the top.

197
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:55,946
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're just so concerned with what other people say about them because they're so immersed and invested in the drama.

198
00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:56,987
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

199
00:28:57,307 --> 00:28:59,309
[SPEAKER_00]: And they will do anything to keep it going.

200
00:28:59,589 --> 00:29:00,049
[SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.

201
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:00,610
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

202
00:29:19,755 --> 00:29:23,278
[SPEAKER_00]: They're so thirsty for attention.

203
00:29:23,298 --> 00:29:24,900
[SPEAKER_00]: They obviously don't get it at home.

204
00:29:30,785 --> 00:29:33,608
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they'll still be like, oh, I'm going to go have lunch.

205
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:34,328
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be back.

206
00:29:35,029 --> 00:29:36,350
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm going to go take a nap.

207
00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:37,131
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be back.

208
00:29:37,591 --> 00:29:39,873
[SPEAKER_00]: OK. Bye.

209
00:29:40,674 --> 00:29:41,655
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm really going to miss you.

210
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:33,150
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I'm all four people, but simply, I'm all four people being, yeah, going for a run.

211
00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:34,971
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I thought you were 85.

212
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,313
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like you're going for a run.

213
00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:39,647
[SPEAKER_00]: And what was the other one?

214
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:48,191
[SPEAKER_00]: Windsurfing or paddle boarding or whatever.

215
00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:55,754
[SPEAKER_00]: OK. What water do you live here?

216
00:30:58,415 --> 00:31:01,676
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my smoke and jade, wake and bake.

217
00:31:37,843 --> 00:31:42,624
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's really wild how they all know details about each other because it's the same person.

218
00:31:45,545 --> 00:31:53,707
[SPEAKER_00]: Having a conversation with themselves.

219
00:31:53,727 --> 00:32:02,389
[SPEAKER_00]: Just like when these weirdos post shit on Reddit and they go and like their own shit from alts, you know, nobody cares what you're saying.

220
00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:05,863
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody believes you.

221
00:32:06,504 --> 00:32:08,686
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you do believe it, I don't care.

222
00:32:10,007 --> 00:32:13,551
[SPEAKER_00]: Because if you do believe that stuff, then you're not my people.

223
00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:16,874
[SPEAKER_00]: So they'll continue to believe what you want to believe.

224
00:32:16,914 --> 00:32:17,915
[SPEAKER_00]: That is your right.

225
00:32:18,055 --> 00:32:23,080
[SPEAKER_00]: That is your, you know, yeah, right.

226
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,442
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's the road.

227
00:32:40,611 --> 00:32:41,192
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?

228
00:32:46,655 --> 00:32:48,076
[SPEAKER_00]: How are your bowels, Memaw?

229
00:32:48,877 --> 00:32:50,458
[SPEAKER_00]: How are your bowels today, Memaw?

230
00:32:50,798 --> 00:32:52,519
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my bowels are wonderful.

231
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,862
[SPEAKER_00]: I had a lovely spinach salad and it went right through me.

232
00:32:58,623 --> 00:32:59,744
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm very regular.

233
00:33:03,672 --> 00:33:05,594
[SPEAKER_00]: I take milk of magnesium.

234
00:33:12,222 --> 00:33:13,123
[SPEAKER_00]: Very regular.

235
00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:40,201
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I don't do like super long streams anymore.

236
00:33:41,622 --> 00:33:42,262
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the point?

237
00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:46,445
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the point?

238
00:33:48,206 --> 00:33:50,768
[SPEAKER_00]: I think we might be firing up the rumble in the next 24 hours.

239
00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:23,947
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I just had to go move my bowels.

240
00:34:24,007 --> 00:34:25,068
[SPEAKER_00]: It was wonderful.

241
00:34:30,373 --> 00:34:32,195
[SPEAKER_00]: My cat is coughing up a hairball.

242
00:35:06,593 --> 00:35:16,263
[SPEAKER_00]: and just such spurgy mental, yeah, mental damage, emotional damage.

243
00:35:51,335 --> 00:35:55,201
[SPEAKER_00]: I made some lovely French toast and now I'm playing cribbage.

244
00:35:55,842 --> 00:35:58,085
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they're everything they do in their life.

245
00:35:58,826 --> 00:36:00,549
[SPEAKER_00]: They're doing while they're online.

246
00:36:01,109 --> 00:36:01,510
[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

247
00:36:53,847 --> 00:36:58,148
[SPEAKER_00]: It must be and people definitely lose track when they do that thing.

248
00:36:58,589 --> 00:37:00,229
[SPEAKER_00]: They lose track and they slip and.

249
00:37:07,451 --> 00:37:12,993
[SPEAKER_00]: And you try and warn people and let them know, hey, like if someone is in your chat pretending that they're.

250
00:37:14,114 --> 00:37:18,355
[SPEAKER_00]: Two or three people and you don't see it, then you're just dumb.

251
00:37:20,496 --> 00:37:21,196
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's OK, too.

252
00:37:33,356 --> 00:37:34,116
[SPEAKER_00]: It's okay to be dumb.

253
00:37:35,077 --> 00:37:36,157
[SPEAKER_00]: Life is rough when you're dumb.

254
00:37:41,299 --> 00:37:48,062
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you want to spend your days and nights weaving deception, well, that is going to come back on you like a ton of bricks.

255
00:37:48,823 --> 00:37:49,503
[SPEAKER_00]: Always does.

256
00:37:49,863 --> 00:37:50,964
[SPEAKER_00]: The curse of ZDT.

257
00:37:52,484 --> 00:37:53,645
[SPEAKER_00]: The curse of ZDT.

258
00:37:55,466 --> 00:37:57,747
[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't go on any boats if I were you.

259
00:38:01,344 --> 00:38:03,085
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't go on any boats or airplanes.

260
00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:10,008
[SPEAKER_00]: I officially give them all the Malocchio.

261
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,589
[SPEAKER_00]: You all have the Malocchio.

262
00:38:12,629 --> 00:38:13,550
[SPEAKER_00]: The Malocchio.

263
00:38:15,471 --> 00:38:16,111
[SPEAKER_00]: You're cursed.

264
00:38:22,614 --> 00:38:24,135
[SPEAKER_00]: The Curse of ZDT.

265
00:38:28,453 --> 00:38:29,654
[SPEAKER_00]: But it would happen with anybody.

266
00:38:29,694 --> 00:38:30,874
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not just me.

267
00:38:31,234 --> 00:38:35,437
[SPEAKER_00]: When you target and mess with other people, it always comes around.

268
00:38:35,937 --> 00:38:37,578
[SPEAKER_00]: You will always be exposed.

269
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,219
[SPEAKER_00]: You will always be dragged out into the light.

270
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,821
[SPEAKER_00]: Just like what happened with the respondent.

271
00:38:43,881 --> 00:38:49,864
[SPEAKER_00]: Remember how he thought he was all slick and then people and let's be clear, the respondent docks themselves.

272
00:38:50,825 --> 00:38:50,985
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

273
00:38:51,485 --> 00:38:53,366
[SPEAKER_00]: There was just other people who figured it out.

274
00:39:15,913 --> 00:39:29,264
[SPEAKER_00]: and idiots who have never had any attention for what they've done or any kind of accolades, whether it's business, performance, you know, they've just never done anything.

275
00:39:34,188 --> 00:39:38,592
[SPEAKER_00]: But I have become a cottage industry for people who make money off of me.

276
00:39:41,735 --> 00:39:43,316
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and we'll deal with that eventually.

277
00:40:22,430 --> 00:40:29,239
[SPEAKER_00]: He showed every part of where he lives with the trash can that had the address on it.

278
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:30,761
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what happened.

279
00:40:31,322 --> 00:40:32,243
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody doxed him.

280
00:40:34,006 --> 00:40:34,907
[SPEAKER_00]: He was not doxed.

281
00:40:55,646 --> 00:40:55,946
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

282
00:40:56,546 --> 00:41:06,370
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that part of the schizo effective, you know, and the schizophrenic condition is just my opinion.

283
00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:13,593
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's like, you know, does this just forget whole days?

284
00:41:15,254 --> 00:41:21,596
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like they're in a drunken blackout and they don't remember it.

285
00:41:25,930 --> 00:41:44,104
[SPEAKER_00]: You ever see those videos when they arrest someone and they're in either the emergency room or they're in jail and they tell that person, you just unalived, you know, three people because of it and they don't even realize it.

286
00:41:44,204 --> 00:41:45,105
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever seen that stuff?

287
00:41:45,385 --> 00:41:46,246
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the same thing.

288
00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:52,451
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they wake up in jail and they don't know what they did.

289
00:42:11,603 --> 00:42:20,278
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is the whole part of the internet that does that stuff.

290
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:45,221
[SPEAKER_00]: This is not a gaming stream, even though there's a video game on there, and I don't play that one, so not likely.

291
00:42:46,521 --> 00:42:47,022
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.

292
00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:04,071
[SPEAKER_00]: And don't bro me if you don't know me, okay?

293
00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:04,792
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not your bro.

294
00:43:07,605 --> 00:43:10,147
[SPEAKER_00]: Dumbass.

295
00:43:11,067 --> 00:43:12,868
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't grow me if you don't know me.

296
00:43:25,116 --> 00:43:25,697
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a bot.

297
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:30,340
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a bot, bot, bot.

298
00:43:39,725 --> 00:43:42,586
[SPEAKER_00]: If I say Netanyahu, those bots will show up.

299
00:43:58,988 --> 00:44:03,949
[SPEAKER_00]: But you just got jumped in, so if you want to chat, go ahead.

300
00:44:05,169 --> 00:44:08,770
[SPEAKER_00]: But I don't want to talk about video hands.

301
00:44:33,435 --> 00:44:36,036
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how you weed out the bots.

302
00:44:40,459 --> 00:44:41,280
[SPEAKER_00]: No responses.

303
00:44:48,265 --> 00:44:48,785
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't.

304
00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:55,650
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the one you said?

305
00:44:55,890 --> 00:44:56,891
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny.

306
00:44:58,132 --> 00:44:58,652
[SPEAKER_00]: This guy.

307
00:45:06,014 --> 00:45:13,238
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, as far as that dude goes, let's just say they don't like bathing suits and it doesn't surprise me that they don't really swim that much.

308
00:45:16,761 --> 00:45:17,541
[SPEAKER_00]: Or play hockey.

309
00:45:29,188 --> 00:45:29,949
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a water park.

310
00:45:29,989 --> 00:45:31,610
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're not going to a water park.

311
00:45:31,850 --> 00:45:32,550
[SPEAKER_00]: I guarantee it.

312
00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:35,352
[SPEAKER_00]: I will tell you they're not going to a water park.

313
00:45:42,929 --> 00:45:46,231
[SPEAKER_00]: And who made the little mermaid a sister?

314
00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,712
[SPEAKER_00]: Has anybody ever dated a black woman?

315
00:45:49,172 --> 00:45:49,513
[SPEAKER_00]: I have.

316
00:45:50,173 --> 00:45:50,653
[SPEAKER_00]: Guess what?

317
00:45:51,294 --> 00:45:52,594
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not putting their head underwater.

318
00:45:57,897 --> 00:46:05,161
[SPEAKER_00]: My ex, she used to go one Saturday a month to go get her braids done.

319
00:46:05,981 --> 00:46:06,862
[SPEAKER_00]: And it took them all day.

320
00:46:12,491 --> 00:46:24,082
[SPEAKER_00]: But I will tell you this, none of my black exes ever, ever, not only would they not put their head underwater, you couldn't, you don't even think of touching their head.

321
00:46:27,005 --> 00:46:30,569
[SPEAKER_00]: So how the sudden, all of a sudden, the mermaid ran out of here.

322
00:46:34,593 --> 00:46:36,635
[SPEAKER_00]: She could swim, please.

323
00:46:46,693 --> 00:46:51,534
[SPEAKER_00]: There's nothing like seeing a 40 year old man in a pool with water wings on.

324
00:46:54,715 --> 00:46:55,875
[SPEAKER_00]: Braids and lashes, yep.

325
00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:12,540
[SPEAKER_00]: First black girl I ever dated, I remember trying to touch her head.

326
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,260
[SPEAKER_00]: She almost judo flipped me.

327
00:47:17,465 --> 00:47:23,389
[SPEAKER_00]: Do not touch a sister's head or any race's head with who's got braids on.

328
00:47:23,409 --> 00:47:24,310
[SPEAKER_00]: They just don't, you know.

329
00:47:26,451 --> 00:47:26,871
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot.

330
00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:27,572
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot of work.

331
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:29,353
[SPEAKER_00]: Very dedicated.

332
00:48:28,678 --> 00:48:31,299
[SPEAKER_00]: And make no mistake, I know exactly what I'm saying.

333
00:48:34,059 --> 00:48:36,460
[SPEAKER_00]: And I know it just hits the bullseye every time.

334
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:38,540
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, what did he say?

335
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:39,260
[SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.

336
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:40,480
[SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.

337
00:48:41,081 --> 00:48:41,441
[SPEAKER_00]: Stop it.

338
00:48:41,641 --> 00:48:42,141
[SPEAKER_00]: Grow up.

339
00:48:43,161 --> 00:48:43,701
[SPEAKER_00]: Be a human.

340
00:48:50,882 --> 00:48:55,063
[SPEAKER_00]: Some of these people have to go in and they're by themselves, but their alts are all in their head.

341
00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:55,803
[SPEAKER_00]: So like, okay.

342
00:48:57,484 --> 00:48:58,224
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like Sybil.

343
00:48:58,838 --> 00:49:03,939
[SPEAKER_00]: They got all these personalities, did the DIDs.

344
00:49:31,450 --> 00:49:35,493
[SPEAKER_00]: And in his case, I mean, he obviously needs to cover up his wife.

345
00:49:36,153 --> 00:49:40,456
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no G strings or bikinis or things like that.

346
00:49:43,377 --> 00:49:49,281
[SPEAKER_00]: But when somebody thinks like that, you can obviously tell that they come from a very shame based upbringing.

347
00:49:49,701 --> 00:49:54,744
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he was brought up in shame, like everything was shamed around him.

348
00:49:55,625 --> 00:50:00,488
[SPEAKER_00]: So he feels the need to do that for people's proclivities like.

349
00:50:00,528 --> 00:50:01,008
[SPEAKER_00]: America.

350
00:50:01,956 --> 00:50:05,177
[SPEAKER_00]: Go do almost whatever you want, just as long as you ain't walking around naked.

351
00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:14,662
[SPEAKER_00]: Which, there are nude beaches where it's perfectly legal, but he would lose his mind over there.

352
00:50:15,442 --> 00:50:16,963
[SPEAKER_00]: There's some out here in California.

353
00:50:22,065 --> 00:50:22,365
[SPEAKER_00]: You know?

354
00:50:38,087 --> 00:50:42,971
[SPEAKER_00]: And most of the people that are nudists, let's be honest, nobody wants to see that shit.

355
00:50:46,074 --> 00:50:47,055
[SPEAKER_00]: What's your pineapples?

356
00:50:50,178 --> 00:50:51,039
[SPEAKER_00]: Your pineapples.

357
00:51:00,787 --> 00:51:04,871
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, on that note, I got stuff to do, calls to make people to see things to do.

358
00:51:07,276 --> 00:51:08,577
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, I'm just chilling with my homies.

359
00:51:11,178 --> 00:51:12,619
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's been very relaxing.

360
00:51:12,679 --> 00:51:17,462
[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes you just got to step away for a second, you know, realign the gears.

361
00:51:19,623 --> 00:51:23,506
[SPEAKER_00]: And don't forget, we're going to be doing some fundraising over this weekend.

362
00:51:24,546 --> 00:51:27,828
[SPEAKER_00]: So everybody pour yourself some drinks later.

363
00:51:29,329 --> 00:51:33,291
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're going to have a funky good time.

364
00:51:34,232 --> 00:51:35,653
[SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate you guys being here with me.

365
00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:36,113
[SPEAKER_00]: Have the best.

