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Lots to discuss this evening
We will be doing a dramatic reading
Of the DOA
Something that was
That was written by him
I think you'll like it
What's up Coco
Well, I've received a very interesting correspondence that I'm going to read to you all shortly.
Boom!
Oh, really?
Yes!
Oh, you!
Gifty, that was a headshot.
Stupid.
And half in the bag.
Take him down.
Tag on him.
Tagged him.
Welcome, welcome.
This won't be enough longer.
Trouble!
Package being delivered.
May to glory tonight, fighters.
Time!
extra, extra, extra
got it here
got it here
oh shit
oh you son of a bitch
oh shit
okay
so
some very interesting
correspondence
we'll see you earlier
you know
I think boss is the way he is
because of all that
brother fucking
sorry
sorry what
Well if you say you have a gut feeling
You're already close
But it just shows what a piece of garbage
This individual really is
So
I will present it
Momentarily
Lord of the Gadflies himself
So
We were talking about
The bond
The Lara
The D.O.A. bond with Lara
And
And, you know, it says a lot because apparently she has already tried to remove herself from the bond.
And let me just say this directly to Lara.
Mind your own fucking business.
OK, and leave me alone.
OK, thank you.
Not going to say it again.
All right.
Because I don't want to talk about how you were a wingman for Danny Masterson from your own words.
I don't want to talk about that over and over and over again.
So mind your own business and fuck off.
Thank you.
So, as unlikable as that slag is, this is still pretty shitty to do to her.
Is this whole Bond business.
So from Lord of the Gadflies, put a one in the chat if you want me to read it in his voice.
It's an exponential up in there, hanging up there.
All right. Fine, whatever.
For anyone who cares to know, Lara already attempted to remove herself from the bond.
she falsely
accused me of getting her
fired from her job
and claimed she was
getting a restraining order
hmm
interesting
breaking news
not sure why her boss
who runs a private
sex club
didn't trust her anymore
but they didn't
what a shitty thing
what a shit head
what an asshole
not my problem he's such a freaking baby
I don't like her but this is
you know this is beyond
the fan
not my problem
my bondsman is a really
good guy and he has fielded
all sorts of attempts
to remove my
bond
problem is when you sign a contract
you kind of have to follow through
with the terms of the contract
you just can't say
I'm not interested anymore
so even though he could
probably have somebody else
do it he's still sticking her
with this you know what I mean
what a piece of shit
not that she's a fucking ray
of sunshine but you know
what a piece of garbage right to do
that but see that's his like
childish way of trying to
hang on to her but
you know it was kind of weird that nobody
else would do it except
her. And now she's
stuck with it. Oh, well.
No PetSmart gift certificates
for her, I guess.
I tried.
I tried.
I tried. Tried to help.
What can I say? I know, huh?
I know. It's like
a big, twisted
train wreck.
I mean, seriously.
He's a mess.
He's got a court tomorrow.
Let's see. He's got court tomorrow motion to sever.
OK, so I guess he's trying to sever the cases and make them separate.
I think the judge is going to be like, you know what? I quit.
It just takes take this frickin robe. I'm done. I am so I am quitting.
the joinder
no it's the opposite of a joinder
he's trying to split them not bring them together
a joinder is bringing cases together
he's trying to sever
this these charges
to make them two different cases
you know
it's just another
you know thing to buy some time
that's all
is it a female is this judge a lady
now is it a lady
I thought it was no longer the same guy
I guess they got out of his court
I think now they're with the trial judge
and maybe that was the pre-trial judge
and then there's like a
you know
arraignment court and all that stuff
so many phases
I think he tried
at one point to join
the misdemeanors with the felonies
that's what he tried to do
but you know he's dumb
not much you can do about that
so you guys
probably heard earlier
during the Summer Slam.
Holy Jesus.
She wrecked him.
Woo.
Woo.
State cases, yeah.
But that Summer
just body slammed
that dummy.
He's so...
Oh my God.
He can't handle
five other people.
It was only four. Then three. Some people just don't have the intelligence to manage that kind of situation in their chat.
You know, they're not they're not prepared. And Scott is just trying to kick the can down the line.
You know, he's just trying to buy more time, run out whatever clock.
I think he already waived his speedy trial, right?
A while ago.
All I could say is slop didn't did not had no clue what to do.
So he just made a bunch of dumb faces like and again, he did not deny what she said about his family.
His family ties. His family situation. He didn't deny it. Still hasn't, which is really weird. That's the weirdest thing to me. That right there is that he didn't just shut that all right down. Go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hell no. Yeah, he waived it. Speedy trial would have been within 30 days. It's us, right? I mean, he he just sat there and she just said that and he didn't say anything.
So, to me, like, my spidey senses tell me that Summer ain't lying.
That's my opinion.
Absolutely.
I don't think she would lie about it either.
And, yeah, you can't, you know, you just have to be cautious.
And, you know, I've aligned myself with a couple of people that aren't, you know, quite on the same page.
And a lot of us have parted ways and no need to, you know, beat a dead horse, so to speak.
But, you know, these folks don't let go of anything.
And, you know, I mean, we already know the reasons for the little bit of attention that they get.
He's got no clue what he's talking about.
He just talks right out of his ass.
And, man, she was ripping him to pieces.
She really, you know.
But now, from what she said, you can see where maybe some of the inbreeding has come into play in some of this family tree.
With the dum-dum fruit.
I mean, the guy's just really showing his ass.
You know, people should just be a little more humble
It's a little over the top
It's a lot over the top
Like, come on
Everybody's so angry at everything
Why?
Why everybody's so angry?
It's supposed to be fun
It's supposed to be enjoyable
Look at that, tell me you're hurt without telling me
Mental midgets, man
serious mental midgets
I mean she was just
you know like
in the Marvel
whatever
Avengers
you know
when Hulk takes one of the bang bang
bang bang bangs him around
that's what she did with him
and he just doesn't understand it because he
thinks like he thinks
he's something that he's not
which is always a bad idea
he's gotten a little bit of attention
and it's kind of gone to his head
and the thing that gets him
the most attention
is talking about me
or if Summer's people want to make an absolute
clown out of him
he
he checks all the boxes for a lolcow
and pretty much every lolcow
has some sort of substance abuse
issue
you know
that they're like actively
you know like
Cobes
and I mean Summer saw it too
I mean everybody can see it who looks at him
he looks all dopey
and you know
if he's on the
substances that
he appears
to be on then that's a very fast
track to a very
quick
you know
quick way to get to your funeral real quick
is taking
you know
narcotics
especially now with all these street
you know but it might not
be street it might be you know
perfectly legal over the counter
you know maybe he's doctor
shopping who knows
but he looks
like a junkie
plain and simple
and he totally looks like a kid from the suburbs
you know
who's trying to be
you know
trying to be a gangster
Malibu's most wanted
and shit
hit the like button
David B you cunt
don't try to be an art cunt
David B
man every time I hear that
it's just like okay
oh the fresh prince of
of uh
fucking
whatever part of
whatever redneck place
he lives in
the hillbilly ass
hillbilly back ass
they'd have to slow the song
way down for him
because he kind of like whispers
you know I'm getting close to an impression
of him
yeah yeah
yeah I'm getting there
I just gotta
I have to listen long enough
so that I can picture the shape of his vocal
chords and then
i do the same thing about that's how you do it i know that sounds strange like he's real nasal too
so it's hard to get it's hard because he's so like stuffed up and he's a mouth breather right
so so the thing with that is since he's such a mouth breather it's such a air it's such an airy
kind of
cadence and
structure because he's
always breathing through his mouth. His mouth's always
dry.
He is a mouth beater.
Uh, yeah.
And that's when, uh,
you know,
uh, yeah.
He's so dumb.
He can't even put,
he can't even string, like, five words
together. Yeah, because that's
what they said about Cracky.
And then someone came in here
and started talking that shit.
Yeah, Mr. Black.
God, what a cadre of characters.
This loser brigade.
Amazing.
And the power, their power,
their loser powers increase
when they're together.
No base at all.
And he was like,
yeah, I don't think
men should be showing their bulges either.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Well, that sounds kind of like
that sounds kind of like Scott
who doesn't like to be in the shower
with other dudes
kind of sounds in the same
you know
energy field
Scott hates when I talk about him
he just can't stand it
and he'll never
fucking leave me alone
excuse my language
some mouth breathing
thank you
like some of them really
like he could really hear
Okay, boss, I think I have to block up my nasal passages a little bit
and bring everything out of my mouth.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Man.
Takes a little time, but we're getting there.
I mean, he is literally so blocked up.
His nasal passages are so blocked up.
He always sounds like he's got the flu
because that's what happens to junkies
like Snuffleupagus
from Sesame Street. You remember Snuffleupagus?
He was the junkie.
Okay? Hey, bird.
You know, kind of sounds like Slop.
Right?
Sluffleupagus.
Oh, my God.
Brilliant. He's slow motion.
I mean,
think of, sometimes he'll just
stop in the middle of a sentence and then
yeah, because
yeah
completely
you know
look when you're
when your parents are cousins
that's what you get
but he's a very good brother
nephew cousin
a good
brother nephew cousin so technically
if
one of the kids
is his dad's
then the kid is
is the kid his son
and grandson at the same
time so then
slop would be
the uncle of this
kid
in a weird way I don't I don't know
I don't know how that
works I've never heard of such a thing
I mean I've heard of it but only on like
you know Jerry Springer
and shit
brother nephew cousin
so yeah so that would
mean that if what Summer said
is true then he's a father and a grandfather at the same time how freaking gross i don't know
just you know summer uh knows him and has known him for a while so i don't see why she would be
unreliable jerry jerry jerry today on the jerry springer show and that okay so now what if
The other part that she said is true is the brother as well.
So if the brother, then that would make him the father and the uncle, an uncle father.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And then that would make Slap an uncle cousin.
is that what
uncle
father
the same thing
wait no uncle cousin
he's not father
Maury Povich
an uncle
uncle brother
wait no
uncle cousin
I don't know
it's like
it's like
It was a lot of math.
I mean, I'm just trying to figure it out, though.
So the brother is the father with his what?
I mean, this is what was said.
I'm just going off of that.
I don't know if it's true or not.
I believe it.
Okay.
So if it's the dad, he's the father and the grandfather.
father and then that would make that would make him the oh that would make sloppy uncle brother
do have we established this or the uncle brother cousin i think uncle brother cousin i think it's
all three of them and then if it's the brother for the other one then that would be a uncle
brother, uncle, brother?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
What's up, show?
I mean, maybe just call it uncle cousin
and call it a day. I don't know.
Yeah, that's what we're just figuring
out here.
Maybe call it
father, uncle, brother. We're just
picked two.
Uncle brother cousin?
I think so. Uncle brother cousin.
I feel like we need
a bunch of these words on magnets
and be able to move them around
on a board?
You know, like all the different ones,
be able to have like a magnet
board? I believe what
Summer said. Oh, you
believe that's what Summer said? Yes.
Summer said
that, and it's
very, very, very messed up.
That's true.
Oh, my
God. So, wait
a second. Would that make
his wife his stepmom kind of technically so it's a is that what what the hell's going on here
i just thought of that so then the wife is also the stepmother okay biblically yes all right
boy that's all kinds of messed up huh that's a real mess now i mean just because i believe her
I don't know what to be true, but, you know, but it makes perfect sense.
I mean, doing this kind of like, you know, this is like a, we're like genealogists here.
We're, we're, we're tracing this whole family.
It's not even a family tree.
It's like a bush, a lot more branches.
My right to fair trial.
Hit the like button, David B.
You punt family ball of yarn.
But hey, no weapon formed against me shall prosper, if we're going with the biblically.
Nicky Finn.
Nicky Finn knows.
We were just tracing the old family tree over there from the alleged boss family tree from Summer's statement.
and we were just trying to figure out
some
you know, what are the titles
who's what, if what she said is
true, it's a mess
but I think we, what did we
go with Coco? We went with
uncle brother cousin
or something, I don't know
something like that
and the dad would be
grandpappy daddy
hey what's going on everybody
that's where we landed, okay
because that's
that's some family tree
Snuffleupagus was the
junkie of Sesame Street
trust me
I've been off of opiates
for like 27 years now
coming on 28 years of no opiates
but when I did
them I did a lot of them
Snuffleupagus is like
hey bird
so we were saying Sluffleupagus
meaning in the house
Nicky Tim
Shelly, Anna, Coco
Did I say Anna already?
Yeah, I got everybody
That's a long time, huh?
Hey, bird
I mean, yeah, right?
It totally works
Nice, pack away
Got it, y'all
But listening
to this
mouth breather
continue
this
because there was
all of the weaknesses were
exposed so it's so funny
that they're talking about exposing people
when they literally just
were exposed
for how weak of an orator
he is
he just can't
he can't take the heat
and he's in a kitchen
oh my goodness
Judy
yeah and they was doing the most
They was doing the most
He sounds like he is
And the look
And the
You know
He looks like he was in Thriller
You know what I mean
He looks like he was in Thriller
It's after midnight
Oh
This is Thriller
Thriller night
Hit the like button, David B.
Weirdo.
Seriously.
He's got that gray, you know, morgue.
You know, it gives it gives it gives morgue.
Morgue vibes.
Demons closing.
You close your eyes.
But you try to scream.
But terror takes us out before you make it.
I know.
Zombie land, sloppy land, he's the color of cement, dry mix.
And I don't think that with his inability to not only show comprehension of the obvious, but no, no desire whatsoever to learn from anything.
because some people are just so locked in their egos and can't, you know what I mean?
So, yeah, I saw just a various selection of sloppitudes.
But I don't know if not everybody in here has heard me say this.
But it was really weird that when here's why I believe what Summer said,
because when she said that to him, he didn't deny it.
He didn't stop. He didn't say a word back.
And I think pretty much anybody, I know I would have said, I'd be like, whoa, slick.
Hold the phone. Fresh Prince of Hillbilly back ass.
Cement colored baby back ass motherfucker.
Excuse my language. I'm trying not to curse as much.
I think I'm doing great. Thank you.
OK, you can say it. So that's the only thing that Fatboy is doing tomorrow is this severing of the charges.
Is that the only thing? There's not another. It's just that his motion.
That's funny, though. Well, you know, it's easier than I thought it would be to not curse as much.
thank you
and you know
cursing is kind of like lazy
especially excessively
when you're speaking publicly
publicly
somebody should do a meme of the
thriller thing and then
put his face
on the Michael Jackson
character
like after the change
oh yeah just court
well we'll see
we'll see what happens
I mean
from the track record so far
I'm going to say there's no way
that they're going to sever these
cases
not a chance
I think he's going to mess it up
and I'm really starting to believe
that you know
people like David V and Chi
are really not doing him any
favors
And one would question at this point
Whether it's intentional or not
Just like in some of the other chats that we see
And I think maybe they have selfish reasons
The train is heading
The bridge was blown out
And they don't know yet
And they're going to find out
Because they're going to try and go over that bridge
And the bridge is blown out
And then the train goes
You know
We'll probably learn the hard way.
All right, you guys, I got a lot to do tomorrow.
Big week.
Thank you so much for joining me.
Have a great night.
Bye.