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It's a little charge on these

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Audio wasn't working

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I was like, no

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A little battery

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Get started momentarily

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Lots to discuss this evening

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We will be doing a dramatic reading

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Of the DOA

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Something that was

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That was written by him

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I think you'll like it

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What's up Coco

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Well, I've received a very interesting correspondence that I'm going to read to you all shortly.

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Boom!

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Oh, really?

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Yes!

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Oh, you!

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Gifty, that was a headshot.

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Stupid.

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And half in the bag.

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Take him down.

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Tag on him.

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Tagged him.

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Welcome, welcome.

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This won't be enough longer.

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Trouble!

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Package being delivered.

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May to glory tonight, fighters.

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Time!

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extra, extra, extra

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got it here

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got it here

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oh shit

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oh you son of a bitch

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oh shit

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okay

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so

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some very interesting

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correspondence

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we'll see you earlier

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you know

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I think boss is the way he is

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because of all that

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brother fucking

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sorry

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sorry what

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Well if you say you have a gut feeling

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You're already close

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But it just shows what a piece of garbage

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This individual really is

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So

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I will present it

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Momentarily

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Lord of the Gadflies himself

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So

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We were talking about

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The bond

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The Lara

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The D.O.A. bond with Lara

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And

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And, you know, it says a lot because apparently she has already tried to remove herself from the bond.

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And let me just say this directly to Lara.

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Mind your own fucking business.

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OK, and leave me alone.

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OK, thank you.

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Not going to say it again.

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All right.

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Because I don't want to talk about how you were a wingman for Danny Masterson from your own words.

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I don't want to talk about that over and over and over again.

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So mind your own business and fuck off.

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Thank you.

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So, as unlikable as that slag is, this is still pretty shitty to do to her.

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Is this whole Bond business.

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So from Lord of the Gadflies, put a one in the chat if you want me to read it in his voice.

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It's an exponential up in there, hanging up there.

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All right. Fine, whatever.

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For anyone who cares to know, Lara already attempted to remove herself from the bond.

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she falsely

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accused me of getting her

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fired from her job

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and claimed she was

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getting a restraining order

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hmm

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interesting

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breaking news

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not sure why her boss

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who runs a private

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sex club

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didn't trust her anymore

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but they didn't

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what a shitty thing

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what a shit head

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what an asshole

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not my problem he's such a freaking baby

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I don't like her but this is

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you know this is beyond

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the fan

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not my problem

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my bondsman is a really

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good guy and he has fielded

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all sorts of attempts

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to remove my

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bond

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problem is when you sign a contract

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you kind of have to follow through

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with the terms of the contract

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you just can't say

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I'm not interested anymore

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so even though he could

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probably have somebody else

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do it he's still sticking her

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with this you know what I mean

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what a piece of shit

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not that she's a fucking ray

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of sunshine but you know

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what a piece of garbage right to do

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that but see that's his like

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childish way of trying to

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hang on to her but

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you know it was kind of weird that nobody

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else would do it except

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her. And now she's

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stuck with it. Oh, well.

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No PetSmart gift certificates

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for her, I guess.

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I tried.

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I tried.

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I tried. Tried to help.

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What can I say? I know, huh?

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I know. It's like

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a big, twisted

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train wreck.

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I mean, seriously.

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He's a mess.

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He's got a court tomorrow.

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Let's see. He's got court tomorrow motion to sever.

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OK, so I guess he's trying to sever the cases and make them separate.

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I think the judge is going to be like, you know what? I quit.

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It just takes take this frickin robe. I'm done. I am so I am quitting.

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the joinder

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no it's the opposite of a joinder

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he's trying to split them not bring them together

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a joinder is bringing cases together

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he's trying to sever

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this these charges

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to make them two different cases

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you know

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it's just another

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you know thing to buy some time

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that's all

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is it a female is this judge a lady

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now is it a lady

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I thought it was no longer the same guy

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I guess they got out of his court

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I think now they're with the trial judge

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and maybe that was the pre-trial judge

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and then there's like a

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you know

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arraignment court and all that stuff

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so many phases

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I think he tried

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at one point to join

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the misdemeanors with the felonies

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that's what he tried to do

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but you know he's dumb

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not much you can do about that

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so you guys

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probably heard earlier

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during the Summer Slam.

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Holy Jesus.

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She wrecked him.

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Woo.

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Woo.

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State cases, yeah.

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But that Summer

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just body slammed

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that dummy.

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He's so...

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Oh my God.

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He can't handle

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five other people.

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It was only four. Then three. Some people just don't have the intelligence to manage that kind of situation in their chat.

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You know, they're not they're not prepared. And Scott is just trying to kick the can down the line.

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You know, he's just trying to buy more time, run out whatever clock.

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I think he already waived his speedy trial, right?

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A while ago.

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All I could say is slop didn't did not had no clue what to do.

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So he just made a bunch of dumb faces like and again, he did not deny what she said about his family.

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His family ties. His family situation. He didn't deny it. Still hasn't, which is really weird. That's the weirdest thing to me. That right there is that he didn't just shut that all right down. Go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hell no. Yeah, he waived it. Speedy trial would have been within 30 days. It's us, right? I mean, he he just sat there and she just said that and he didn't say anything.

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So, to me, like, my spidey senses tell me that Summer ain't lying.

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That's my opinion.

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Absolutely.

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I don't think she would lie about it either.

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And, yeah, you can't, you know, you just have to be cautious.

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And, you know, I've aligned myself with a couple of people that aren't, you know, quite on the same page.

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And a lot of us have parted ways and no need to, you know, beat a dead horse, so to speak.

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But, you know, these folks don't let go of anything.

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And, you know, I mean, we already know the reasons for the little bit of attention that they get.

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He's got no clue what he's talking about.

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He just talks right out of his ass.

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And, man, she was ripping him to pieces.

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She really, you know.

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But now, from what she said, you can see where maybe some of the inbreeding has come into play in some of this family tree.

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With the dum-dum fruit.

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I mean, the guy's just really showing his ass.

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You know, people should just be a little more humble

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It's a little over the top

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It's a lot over the top

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Like, come on

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Everybody's so angry at everything

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Why?

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Why everybody's so angry?

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It's supposed to be fun

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It's supposed to be enjoyable

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Look at that, tell me you're hurt without telling me

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Mental midgets, man

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serious mental midgets

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I mean she was just

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you know like

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in the Marvel

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whatever

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Avengers

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you know

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when Hulk takes one of the bang bang

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bang bang bangs him around

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that's what she did with him

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and he just doesn't understand it because he

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thinks like he thinks

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he's something that he's not

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which is always a bad idea

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he's gotten a little bit of attention

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and it's kind of gone to his head

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and the thing that gets him

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the most attention

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is talking about me

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or if Summer's people want to make an absolute

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clown out of him

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he

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he checks all the boxes for a lolcow

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and pretty much every lolcow

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has some sort of substance abuse

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issue

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you know

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that they're like actively

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you know like

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Cobes

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and I mean Summer saw it too

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I mean everybody can see it who looks at him

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he looks all dopey

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and you know

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if he's on the

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substances that

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he appears

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to be on then that's a very fast

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track to a very

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quick

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you know

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quick way to get to your funeral real quick

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is taking

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you know

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narcotics

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especially now with all these street

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you know but it might not

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be street it might be you know

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perfectly legal over the counter

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you know maybe he's doctor

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shopping who knows

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but he looks

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like a junkie

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plain and simple

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and he totally looks like a kid from the suburbs

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you know

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who's trying to be

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you know

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trying to be a gangster

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Malibu's most wanted

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and shit

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hit the like button

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David B you cunt

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don't try to be an art cunt

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David B

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man every time I hear that

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it's just like okay

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oh the fresh prince of

285
01:00:06,550 --> 01:00:07,710
of uh

286
01:00:08,650 --> 01:00:09,290
fucking

287
01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:13,840
whatever part of

288
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:18,080
whatever redneck place

289
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,880
he lives in

290
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,300
the hillbilly ass

291
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,040
hillbilly back ass

292
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:38,020
they'd have to slow the song

293
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:39,200
way down for him

294
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,500
because he kind of like whispers

295
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,840
you know I'm getting close to an impression

296
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,220
of him

297
01:00:48,660 --> 01:00:50,920
yeah yeah

298
01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:53,860
yeah I'm getting there

299
01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:55,840
I just gotta

300
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,720
I have to listen long enough

301
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,900
so that I can picture the shape of his vocal

302
01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:03,020
chords and then

303
01:01:03,020 --> 01:01:21,310
i do the same thing about that's how you do it i know that sounds strange like he's real nasal too

304
01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:30,410
so it's hard to get it's hard because he's so like stuffed up and he's a mouth breather right

305
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:39,490
so so the thing with that is since he's such a mouth breather it's such a air it's such an airy

306
01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:40,270
kind of

307
01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:43,110
cadence and

308
01:01:43,110 --> 01:01:48,070
structure because he's

309
01:01:48,070 --> 01:01:50,150
always breathing through his mouth. His mouth's always

310
01:01:50,150 --> 01:01:50,530
dry.

311
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,140
He is a mouth beater.

312
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:01,920
Uh, yeah.

313
01:02:04,070 --> 01:02:05,630
And that's when, uh,

314
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,520
you know,

315
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,420
uh, yeah.

316
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,260
He's so dumb.

317
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,540
He can't even put,

318
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,620
he can't even string, like, five words

319
01:02:22,620 --> 01:02:31,280
together. Yeah, because that's

320
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,840
what they said about Cracky.

321
01:02:35,150 --> 01:02:36,710
And then someone came in here

322
01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:38,010
and started talking that shit.

323
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,000
Yeah, Mr. Black.

324
01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:11,980
God, what a cadre of characters.

325
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:14,220
This loser brigade.

326
01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:16,940
Amazing.

327
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,600
And the power, their power,

328
01:03:19,780 --> 01:03:21,440
their loser powers increase

329
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,500
when they're together.

330
01:03:44,810 --> 01:03:46,070
No base at all.

331
01:03:46,450 --> 01:03:47,510
And he was like,

332
01:03:47,730 --> 01:03:48,710
yeah, I don't think

333
01:03:48,710 --> 01:03:51,310
men should be showing their bulges either.

334
01:03:51,510 --> 01:03:52,170
Oh, really?

335
01:03:53,110 --> 01:03:53,710
Okay.

336
01:03:54,170 --> 01:03:55,430
Well, that sounds kind of like

337
01:03:55,430 --> 01:03:57,390
that sounds kind of like Scott

338
01:03:57,390 --> 01:03:59,650
who doesn't like to be in the shower

339
01:03:59,650 --> 01:04:02,800
with other dudes

340
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,400
kind of sounds in the same

341
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,400
you know

342
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,740
energy field

343
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:49,640
Scott hates when I talk about him

344
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,780
he just can't stand it

345
01:04:54,340 --> 01:04:55,700
and he'll never

346
01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:56,760
fucking leave me alone

347
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,420
excuse my language

348
01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:00,100
some mouth breathing

349
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:03,340
thank you

350
01:05:09,290 --> 01:05:10,870
like some of them really

351
01:05:10,870 --> 01:05:12,430
like he could really hear

352
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,240
Okay, boss, I think I have to block up my nasal passages a little bit

353
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,760
and bring everything out of my mouth.

354
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,260
Oh, yeah.

355
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:42,420
Yeah.

356
01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:43,980
What?

357
01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:45,420
What?

358
01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:49,090
Man.

359
01:05:53,330 --> 01:05:55,830
Takes a little time, but we're getting there.

360
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,620
I mean, he is literally so blocked up.

361
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,100
His nasal passages are so blocked up.

362
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,920
He always sounds like he's got the flu

363
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,660
because that's what happens to junkies

364
01:06:23,660 --> 01:06:24,680
like Snuffleupagus

365
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,720
from Sesame Street. You remember Snuffleupagus?

366
01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:28,680
He was the junkie.

367
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,140
Okay? Hey, bird.

368
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:33,620
You know, kind of sounds like Slop.

369
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:35,520
Right?

370
01:06:38,530 --> 01:06:39,210
Sluffleupagus.

371
01:06:39,570 --> 01:06:40,470
Oh, my God.

372
01:07:02,530 --> 01:07:22,320
Brilliant. He's slow motion.

373
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:24,700
I mean,

374
01:07:24,820 --> 01:07:26,340
think of, sometimes he'll just

375
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:28,280
stop in the middle of a sentence and then

376
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:30,280
yeah, because

377
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,840
yeah

378
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,500
completely

379
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,820
you know

380
01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:54,060
look when you're

381
01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:56,420
when your parents are cousins

382
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:58,020
that's what you get

383
01:07:58,020 --> 01:08:08,250
but he's a very good brother

384
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,070
nephew cousin

385
01:08:10,650 --> 01:08:12,210
a good

386
01:08:12,210 --> 01:08:14,150
brother nephew cousin so technically

387
01:08:15,310 --> 01:08:16,090
if

388
01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:17,430
one of the kids

389
01:08:17,430 --> 01:08:19,690
is his dad's

390
01:08:19,690 --> 01:08:21,350
then the kid is

391
01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,610
is the kid his son

392
01:08:23,610 --> 01:08:25,490
and grandson at the same

393
01:08:25,490 --> 01:08:30,480
time so then

394
01:08:31,660 --> 01:08:32,680
slop would be

395
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:36,680
the uncle of this

396
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:36,960
kid

397
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:40,620
in a weird way I don't I don't know

398
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,700
I don't know how that

399
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:44,140
works I've never heard of such a thing

400
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:46,820
I mean I've heard of it but only on like

401
01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:49,000
you know Jerry Springer

402
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:49,480
and shit

403
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:52,060
brother nephew cousin

404
01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:54,800
so yeah so that would

405
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,780
mean that if what Summer said

406
01:08:56,780 --> 01:09:13,420
is true then he's a father and a grandfather at the same time how freaking gross i don't know

407
01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:20,620
just you know summer uh knows him and has known him for a while so i don't see why she would be

408
01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:41,130
unreliable jerry jerry jerry today on the jerry springer show and that okay so now what if

409
01:09:41,130 --> 01:09:48,170
The other part that she said is true is the brother as well.

410
01:09:49,610 --> 01:09:59,310
So if the brother, then that would make him the father and the uncle, an uncle father.

411
01:09:59,610 --> 01:10:00,930
Oh, my God.

412
01:10:01,810 --> 01:10:03,490
Oh, my God.

413
01:10:07,060 --> 01:10:18,360
And then that would make Slap an uncle cousin.

414
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,940
is that what

415
01:10:19,940 --> 01:10:21,660
uncle

416
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:23,100
father

417
01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:24,700
the same thing

418
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,820
wait no uncle cousin

419
01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:29,200
he's not father

420
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,460
Maury Povich

421
01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:34,440
an uncle

422
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:41,480
uncle brother

423
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,680
wait no

424
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,620
uncle cousin

425
01:10:47,190 --> 01:10:50,680
I don't know

426
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,240
it's like

427
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,900
it's like

428
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,560
It was a lot of math.

429
01:11:01,270 --> 01:11:03,350
I mean, I'm just trying to figure it out, though.

430
01:11:03,530 --> 01:11:07,670
So the brother is the father with his what?

431
01:11:08,870 --> 01:11:10,970
I mean, this is what was said.

432
01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:12,490
I'm just going off of that.

433
01:11:12,610 --> 01:11:13,730
I don't know if it's true or not.

434
01:11:14,550 --> 01:11:15,530
I believe it.

435
01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:19,010
Okay.

436
01:11:20,170 --> 01:11:24,110
So if it's the dad, he's the father and the grandfather.

437
01:11:24,110 --> 01:11:36,440
father and then that would make that would make him the oh that would make sloppy uncle brother

438
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:42,420
do have we established this or the uncle brother cousin i think uncle brother cousin i think it's

439
01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:52,960
all three of them and then if it's the brother for the other one then that would be a uncle

440
01:11:56,930 --> 01:11:58,530
brother, uncle, brother?

441
01:11:58,910 --> 01:12:00,210
I don't know.

442
01:12:00,370 --> 01:12:04,440
I don't know. I don't know.

443
01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:07,930
What's up, show?

444
01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:24,690
I mean, maybe just call it uncle cousin

445
01:12:24,690 --> 01:12:26,670
and call it a day. I don't know.

446
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:31,480
Yeah, that's what we're just figuring

447
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:31,940
out here.

448
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,220
Maybe call it

449
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,880
father, uncle, brother. We're just

450
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:41,540
picked two.

451
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,220
Uncle brother cousin?

452
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,120
I think so. Uncle brother cousin.

453
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:12,960
I feel like we need

454
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,840
a bunch of these words on magnets

455
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,840
and be able to move them around

456
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:17,500
on a board?

457
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:20,520
You know, like all the different ones,

458
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,940
be able to have like a magnet

459
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:29,010
board? I believe what

460
01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:30,950
Summer said. Oh, you

461
01:13:30,950 --> 01:13:32,570
believe that's what Summer said? Yes.

462
01:13:33,370 --> 01:13:34,210
Summer said

463
01:13:35,490 --> 01:13:40,350
that, and it's

464
01:13:40,350 --> 01:13:42,090
very, very, very messed up.

465
01:13:42,230 --> 01:13:56,460
That's true.

466
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,000
Oh, my

467
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,780
God. So, wait

468
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:12,200
a second. Would that make

469
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:24,860
his wife his stepmom kind of technically so it's a is that what what the hell's going on here

470
01:14:24,860 --> 01:14:40,980
i just thought of that so then the wife is also the stepmother okay biblically yes all right

471
01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:53,730
boy that's all kinds of messed up huh that's a real mess now i mean just because i believe her

472
01:14:53,730 --> 01:15:05,960
I don't know what to be true, but, you know, but it makes perfect sense.

473
01:15:10,530 --> 01:15:15,270
I mean, doing this kind of like, you know, this is like a, we're like genealogists here.

474
01:15:15,550 --> 01:15:18,850
We're, we're, we're tracing this whole family.

475
01:15:18,850 --> 01:15:20,130
It's not even a family tree.

476
01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:27,040
It's like a bush, a lot more branches.

477
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,640
My right to fair trial.

478
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,060
Hit the like button, David B.

479
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:58,850
You punt family ball of yarn.

480
01:15:58,850 --> 01:16:29,270
But hey, no weapon formed against me shall prosper, if we're going with the biblically.

481
01:16:33,020 --> 01:16:33,740
Nicky Finn.

482
01:16:35,580 --> 01:16:37,140
Nicky Finn knows.

483
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:53,000
We were just tracing the old family tree over there from the alleged boss family tree from Summer's statement.

484
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:56,280
and we were just trying to figure out

485
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:56,720
some

486
01:16:57,900 --> 01:17:00,200
you know, what are the titles

487
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:02,340
who's what, if what she said is

488
01:17:02,340 --> 01:17:03,560
true, it's a mess

489
01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:06,360
but I think we, what did we

490
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,200
go with Coco? We went with

491
01:17:10,490 --> 01:17:11,730
uncle brother cousin

492
01:17:11,730 --> 01:17:13,670
or something, I don't know

493
01:17:13,670 --> 01:17:14,910
something like that

494
01:17:14,910 --> 01:17:29,360
and the dad would be

495
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:30,420
grandpappy daddy

496
01:17:30,420 --> 01:17:39,420
hey what's going on everybody

497
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:48,340
that's where we landed, okay

498
01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:51,300
because that's

499
01:17:52,140 --> 01:17:53,820
that's some family tree

500
01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:01,890
Snuffleupagus was the

501
01:18:01,890 --> 01:18:03,290
junkie of Sesame Street

502
01:18:04,670 --> 01:18:05,570
trust me

503
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:19,080
I've been off of opiates

504
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,100
for like 27 years now

505
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,500
coming on 28 years of no opiates

506
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:27,150
but when I did

507
01:18:27,150 --> 01:18:28,910
them I did a lot of them

508
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:48,840
Snuffleupagus is like

509
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:49,680
hey bird

510
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,720
so we were saying Sluffleupagus

511
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,180
meaning in the house

512
01:19:03,870 --> 01:19:05,390
Nicky Tim

513
01:19:06,190 --> 01:19:08,170
Shelly, Anna, Coco

514
01:19:08,170 --> 01:19:16,100
Did I say Anna already?

515
01:19:18,270 --> 01:19:19,070
Yeah, I got everybody

516
01:19:19,070 --> 01:19:23,850
That's a long time, huh?

517
01:19:29,670 --> 01:19:30,570
Hey, bird

518
01:19:30,570 --> 01:19:32,490
I mean, yeah, right?

519
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,910
It totally works

520
01:19:39,390 --> 01:19:41,630
Nice, pack away

521
01:19:42,690 --> 01:19:43,730
Got it, y'all

522
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:53,840
But listening

523
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:56,160
to this

524
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:58,200
mouth breather

525
01:19:59,060 --> 01:19:59,820
continue

526
01:19:59,820 --> 01:20:00,980
this

527
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,020
because there was

528
01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:07,460
all of the weaknesses were

529
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:09,720
exposed so it's so funny

530
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,540
that they're talking about exposing people

531
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:12,920
when they literally just

532
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,900
were exposed

533
01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:17,620
for how weak of an orator

534
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:18,660
he is

535
01:20:20,060 --> 01:20:21,520
he just can't

536
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,740
he can't take the heat

537
01:20:23,740 --> 01:20:25,040
and he's in a kitchen

538
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:27,280
oh my goodness

539
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,400
Judy

540
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,600
yeah and they was doing the most

541
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:54,680
They was doing the most

542
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,060
He sounds like he is

543
01:20:58,420 --> 01:20:59,680
And the look

544
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:00,260
And the

545
01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:02,140
You know

546
01:21:02,140 --> 01:21:04,900
He looks like he was in Thriller

547
01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:06,440
You know what I mean

548
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:09,840
He looks like he was in Thriller

549
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:13,860
It's after midnight

550
01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:15,900
Oh

551
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:24,560
This is Thriller

552
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,200
Thriller night

553
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:47,140
Hit the like button, David B.

554
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,080
Weirdo.

555
01:21:56,990 --> 01:21:57,710
Seriously.

556
01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:03,850
He's got that gray, you know, morgue.

557
01:22:04,530 --> 01:22:07,630
You know, it gives it gives it gives morgue.

558
01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:09,730
Morgue vibes.

559
01:22:17,180 --> 01:22:18,120
Demons closing.

560
01:22:18,660 --> 01:22:21,200
You close your eyes.

561
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,000
But you try to scream.

562
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,820
But terror takes us out before you make it.

563
01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:35,630
I know.

564
01:22:37,720 --> 01:23:10,190
Zombie land, sloppy land, he's the color of cement, dry mix.

565
01:23:33,610 --> 01:23:59,760
And I don't think that with his inability to not only show comprehension of the obvious, but no, no desire whatsoever to learn from anything.

566
01:24:00,740 --> 01:24:05,180
because some people are just so locked in their egos and can't, you know what I mean?

567
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:47,760
So, yeah, I saw just a various selection of sloppitudes.

568
01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:55,440
But I don't know if not everybody in here has heard me say this.

569
01:24:56,620 --> 01:25:00,740
But it was really weird that when here's why I believe what Summer said,

570
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:05,100
because when she said that to him, he didn't deny it.

571
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:09,720
He didn't stop. He didn't say a word back.

572
01:25:10,410 --> 01:25:16,100
And I think pretty much anybody, I know I would have said, I'd be like, whoa, slick.

573
01:25:17,180 --> 01:25:24,350
Hold the phone. Fresh Prince of Hillbilly back ass.

574
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,840
Cement colored baby back ass motherfucker.

575
01:25:34,020 --> 01:25:38,420
Excuse my language. I'm trying not to curse as much.

576
01:25:44,020 --> 01:25:50,410
I think I'm doing great. Thank you.

577
01:25:55,580 --> 01:26:15,060
OK, you can say it. So that's the only thing that Fatboy is doing tomorrow is this severing of the charges.

578
01:26:15,060 --> 01:26:20,260
Is that the only thing? There's not another. It's just that his motion.

579
01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:48,030
That's funny, though. Well, you know, it's easier than I thought it would be to not curse as much.

580
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:52,760
thank you

581
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:03,900
and you know

582
01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:06,620
cursing is kind of like lazy

583
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:12,920
especially excessively

584
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:14,680
when you're speaking publicly

585
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,760
publicly

586
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:30,560
somebody should do a meme of the

587
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:32,360
thriller thing and then

588
01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:37,760
put his face

589
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:39,460
on the Michael Jackson

590
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:41,720
character

591
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:47,800
like after the change

592
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:59,830
oh yeah just court

593
01:28:01,230 --> 01:28:02,390
well we'll see

594
01:28:02,390 --> 01:28:10,220
we'll see what happens

595
01:28:11,100 --> 01:28:11,940
I mean

596
01:28:11,940 --> 01:28:17,390
from the track record so far

597
01:28:17,390 --> 01:28:19,230
I'm going to say there's no way

598
01:28:19,230 --> 01:28:21,030
that they're going to sever these

599
01:28:21,030 --> 01:28:21,750
cases

600
01:28:22,630 --> 01:28:23,850
not a chance

601
01:28:23,850 --> 01:28:28,260
I think he's going to mess it up

602
01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:30,400
and I'm really starting to believe

603
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,620
that you know

604
01:28:33,860 --> 01:28:36,740
people like David V and Chi

605
01:28:36,740 --> 01:28:38,800
are really not doing him any

606
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:39,280
favors

607
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:44,680
And one would question at this point

608
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,440
Whether it's intentional or not

609
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:49,100
Just like in some of the other chats that we see

610
01:28:50,580 --> 01:29:16,030
And I think maybe they have selfish reasons

611
01:29:50,370 --> 01:29:51,930
The train is heading

612
01:29:52,610 --> 01:29:54,610
The bridge was blown out

613
01:29:54,610 --> 01:29:56,690
And they don't know yet

614
01:29:56,690 --> 01:29:58,230
And they're going to find out

615
01:29:58,230 --> 01:29:59,850
Because they're going to try and go over that bridge

616
01:29:59,850 --> 01:30:00,850
And the bridge is blown out

617
01:30:00,850 --> 01:30:01,810
And then the train goes

618
01:30:01,810 --> 01:30:19,220
You know

619
01:30:19,220 --> 01:30:25,800
We'll probably learn the hard way.

620
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:30,650
All right, you guys, I got a lot to do tomorrow.

621
01:30:30,810 --> 01:30:31,330
Big week.

622
01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:33,270
Thank you so much for joining me.

623
01:30:33,350 --> 01:30:33,990
Have a great night.

624
01:30:34,830 --> 01:30:35,150
Bye.

