1 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:19,290 Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends. 2 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:20,090 What's going on? 3 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:22,790 Good evening. 4 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:08,240 I personally like to take a walk on the YouTube street, 5 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:14,630 on the YouTube streets when it's quiet, to be honest. 6 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:17,070 You know what I'm saying? 7 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:21,350 I'd rather just walk down these YouTube streets when it's quiet. 8 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:26,350 It's much more comfortable, spacious, like a Buick. 9 00:02:26,350 --> 00:03:00,300 So if people have been listening to the mainstream media news, which is part of what we got, but what is being said is that Putin is looking to rock and roll on NATO, starting with Poland and then France, you know what I'm saying? 10 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:05,920 because they are stockpiling munitions and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 11 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:16,260 And a lot of people say, you know, oh, it's going to be World War III. 12 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,280 And technically, that's not true. 13 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:21,260 It will be World War IV. 14 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,100 Ask me why. 15 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,200 ZDT is crazy. 16 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,860 He says it's going to be World War IV. 17 00:03:33,860 --> 00:04:28,260 I'm glad you asked, because there was a little geopolitical sort of thing going on between the United States and the Soviet Union between 1945 and 1991. 18 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,060 This was called the Cold War. 19 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,980 That was World War III. 20 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,940 It just split the world, right? 21 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:47,120 Remember, it was a Western bloc and an Eastern bloc. 22 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:11,810 And this is like, you go back to like 1948 Berlin, then you have the Korean War, you got Cuban Missile Crisis, Vietnam, and the space race. 23 00:05:11,970 --> 00:05:23,590 Like this is, that's World War III, but it's pretty grim. 24 00:05:52,430 --> 00:06:02,890 And then there was Gorbachev, and then, you know, there was Glasnost and Petestroika and all those things. 25 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:14,910 And then, you know, the Soviet Union had its sort of formal dissolution in 91. 26 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,110 And that was it. 27 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:58,580 History repeats itself. 28 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:03,530 Thank you. 29 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:03,910 Good night. 30 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:04,850 I'm kidding. 31 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:22,940 Waiting for my dinosaur frickin' notifications to wake up. 32 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:44,650 Thank you so much for the jewels. 33 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,420 And we all love a star. 34 00:07:49,420 --> 00:08:09,330 And, you know, so many people are so bent out of shape about, you know, like, they're so bloodthirsty about DOA going to fucking jail, dude. 35 00:08:09,330 --> 00:08:13,710 It's like the system is going to do what it's going to do. 36 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:19,380 I don't know why people think that they can talk about it and influence it. 37 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,820 I said this morning, he's not going to jail. 38 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,360 Really? There's there was no reason for him to go to jail. 39 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:26,200 Like, what the fuck? 40 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:53,040 And it's a lot of, you know, rubberneckers who have never spent any time in any courtroom anywhere. 41 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,940 They have no clue as to what they're talking about. 42 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:58,300 He's been in court a lot. 43 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:19,110 And unless he's a complete fucking moron, which is possible, he has some understanding of how it works. 44 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:25,660 but I don't know why 45 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:27,860 would one invest so much 46 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:28,820 of their own energy 47 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,820 into something that they can't control 48 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,780 you know, sure we can make fun 49 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,040 of it, talk about it 50 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,880 you know, people can say whatever they want 51 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:41,660 about whether they wanted to 52 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:42,940 go to jail or not 53 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:51,920 me personally, yeah 54 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,320 you know 55 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:59,830 I listened earlier for a little bit 56 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:00,530 to what he was saying 57 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:15,710 there's another date coming up 58 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,590 and all that stuff and he's gonna 59 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:18,250 you know 60 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,990 he's gonna go to that one 61 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,400 yeah I don't know 62 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:30,590 the thing that I've said 63 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,610 the most about it is not that 64 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:33,870 I you know 65 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,810 maybe I've said a couple times 66 00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:37,670 but today I don't really give a shit 67 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:40,470 and for several days 68 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,290 I haven't I mean several 69 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,450 I can't 70 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:46,530 I can't help but make fun of him he's just too fucking 71 00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:47,530 he's too funny 72 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:53,770 sorry and you know 73 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,290 I got to do the impression. 74 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,310 I mean, that's just too much fun. 75 00:11:00,770 --> 00:11:04,670 But other than that, like these people are like, you know, 76 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,830 jabbing voodoo dolls and, you know, 77 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:14,940 lighting fricking Santeria shit on this dude. 78 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:20,510 It's like, it's not something that anybody can control. 79 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,490 So why consume your entire day with it? 80 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:25,290 You know? 81 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:31,790 or your entire broadcast, you know? 82 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:40,680 It's just not worth it, in my opinion. 83 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,820 For anybody, I'm only speaking for myself. 84 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,720 So then I shouldn't say for anybody. 85 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:53,200 But for me, that's just, I have enough shit to fucking do, right? 86 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,400 I'm busy. 87 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:12,910 But I've, you know, I listened to, I mean, not even 5% of what I used to listen to, which wasn't even very much. 88 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:21,410 But, you know, I've noticed that the less I listen, the better I feel. 89 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,880 Yeah, look, between him and the whatever's and whatever, he's going to be fine. 90 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,060 Even if he has, even if he does have to go to jail, which, you know. 91 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,180 It seems like it would only be on one charge, in which case it's a first offense. 92 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:21,950 Another thing I watched a little bit of today was it came up in my feed, this some MLH show, some show that he does. 93 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,410 And I go and I listen to it. 94 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,530 It's like there were fucking two people in the chat. 95 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:30,610 And by the time I got there, there, you know, and stayed for like five minutes. 96 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:35,290 There were four because he had somebody on today and their mic was echoing. 97 00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,910 I just was sitting there 98 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,890 to me it was the funniest shit ever 99 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:40,870 this fucking dumbski 100 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,470 doesn't know how to 101 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:45,090 bring in a guest without the fucking 102 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,690 I'm not even going to tell him 103 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:48,510 I'm not 104 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:51,110 because it's going to happen again because they've got their 105 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:53,030 monitor system set up 106 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,230 so they don't even hear it 107 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,630 they're like talking like 108 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,630 it's wrong it's so funny 109 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:31,780 but you know 110 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,180 the 111 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,580 unfettered 112 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:37,620 anger market 113 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,300 is becoming very tired 114 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,680 in the internet game. 115 00:14:42,700 --> 00:15:05,570 You know, because 116 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,870 nowadays, you know, 117 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,680 court has a lot of remedies 118 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,220 for 119 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,020 malicious individuals. 120 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:34,730 The problem is that 121 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,790 with stuff like defamation, 122 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,390 you've got to show, like, losses 123 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:41,750 other than a few subscribers. 124 00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:58,220 And especially when the other party, like Clearwater, could just simply show that, you know, it's very easy to show that Scott's made a lot of money off this bullshit. 125 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:01,100 He's had a lot of dollars put in his coffers. 126 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,400 So what did he lose? 127 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:19,880 Yeah, if you ever get to the point of being pissed off, it's like, that's the time to, you know, go smell some roses. 128 00:16:19,880 --> 00:17:10,060 and it sounds to me like 129 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,130 it takes a big toll on 130 00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,430 Becky to appear there 131 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,610 so you know maybe 132 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,370 a little rest maybe 133 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:28,880 you know like is it really 134 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:43,320 worth the effort and I would 135 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,320 just say here's one 136 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,180 thing I'm going to say to some of you fucks 137 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,180 who listen who are in Becky's chat 138 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,020 you listen to me real fucking good 139 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,280 why don't you pay for a fucking Uber for her 140 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,720 you fucking pieces of shit 141 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,160 you sit there and watch her and she goes 142 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:02,080 down to that fucking thing none of you motherfuckers in that chat can fucking send her an uber you 143 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:14,040 pieces of shit fuck you and i don't even like her you fucking you fucking parasite motherfuckers 144 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:25,800 watch her go down there every fucking time and you don't get her a fucking uber fuck off she's 145 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:30,560 walking in hot sun down the fucking block what the fuck is wrong with you yeah you're real good 146 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:40,100 people all right go fuck yourselves how about that how about that next time you cheap-ass 147 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:45,020 motherfuckers that watch her go down there and do that how about you get her a fucking uber next time 148 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:51,680 you fucking cunts sorry that just irritates the shit out of me 149 00:18:56,460 --> 00:19:02,880 some fucking gentleman they have in that fucking chat fuck you there we go i got it off my chest 150 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:15,560 and i know some of you that are the cheap ones in fucking becky's chat that don't fucking pick 151 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,640 up the phone and get a fucking uber or send her a fucking uber gift certificate or some 152 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:26,890 fucking shit work it out you motherfuckers should be hiring her a car and a fucking driver 153 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:58,920 anyway and buy her lunch for christ's sake it's not our job not over here but you know 154 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,700 you're on notice 155 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,980 I don't know what that means 156 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:08,260 you're on notice 157 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,760 anybody agree with what I'm saying 158 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,950 yeah fucking somebody pick her up or something 159 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,250 enough of you fucking people 160 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,030 you know 161 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,990 what all you got is time all day to fucking 162 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:27,430 gross 163 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:42,400 I ain't trying to make friends with Becky 164 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,840 I don't want to be Becky's friend 165 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,060 but that cheap ass fucking chat 166 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,480 should pay for some of her fucking shit 167 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,940 when she goes down there 168 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:59,060 and she's not going to ask you just do it and you tell her this is what we're doing for you 169 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:18,160 you don't sit there and pussyfoot around you jagoffs make it happen this fucking lady going 170 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:23,320 down there fucking busting her fucking back and you assholes let her watch her sit there walk 171 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:38,610 through the hot fucking sun it's like 105 degrees and she goes there alone where are you fucking 172 00:21:38,610 --> 00:22:14,960 gentlemen huh where are you good guys out there fuck you suck a fucking dick come on she can't 173 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:28,650 wear a scooter shouldn't have the balance it's been all this time none of these fucking people 174 00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:35,790 have said a fucking word and i figure you know sorry i was raised right so i noticed things 175 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:47,840 and you fucking dick soakers that are sitting in this chat now that watch her that aren't 176 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,360 fucking saying something because you're scared to be in my chat. Well, you're chicken shits. 177 00:22:52,700 --> 00:23:21,180 Get her a fucking Uber and some lunch. Did she turn on her super chats? Do you guys know if her 178 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:51,140 monetization is on for super chats? Let me see. Let me see here. I'm just going to look real 179 00:23:51,140 --> 00:24:25,940 quick. You could tell. Okay. Somebody tell that lady to turn on her monetization for Christ's 180 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:37,180 sake thank you friend five gifted memberships coming in hot thank you so much much appreciated 181 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:55,030 let me see here it doesn't appear to have her monetization on 182 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:05,880 becky turn on your monetization turn on super thanks turn on memberships turn it all on 183 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:16,560 and you sons of bitches i'm telling you you sons of bitches you pigs you goddamn lowlifes 184 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,600 welcome new members i wasn't talking to you 185 00:25:47,450 --> 00:26:06,120 do we have to spell it out for you rib guy douchebag pay for that lady's fucking ride 186 00:26:32,020 --> 00:27:16,640 anyway like who else is gonna say it right why is it me saying it oh and i'm sure they're saying 187 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,120 gift certificates so nobody gotta worry about the address i'm sure she has an email 188 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,400 Oh, wow, wow, wee wow. 189 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:07,980 I haven't had, like, pasta in a while. 190 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,840 I just had some. 191 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,660 It was delicious. 192 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:16,170 I did a little homemade spaghetti. 193 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,270 There is nothing like... 194 00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:22,270 I'm going to teach you guys how to make it, but there's nothing like fresh-made pasta. 195 00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:23,190 I'm telling you. 196 00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:30,430 I think that's going to be our first tier thing, you know, where we... 197 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:36,690 I'm going to do, like, store pastas so I can tell you guys what the real fucking shit is over there. 198 00:28:48,620 --> 00:29:02,520 I saw some stupid comment a while back and, you know, obviously I'm from Philadelphia, family in New York, friends in New York, Brooklyn, you know, East Coast. 199 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:10,200 And, you know, it's like sometimes sometimes the fucking accent jumps in a little bit. 200 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,280 You know, I mean, fuck out of here. 201 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:18,570 And it's contagious when you're there. 202 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:28,750 by the time i'm gone i'm like bro bro fuck out of here but the stupid comment was 203 00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:37,130 they said these fucking dumb like are these are these fucking goons stupid i think so because 204 00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:45,870 what they said was when he talks italian like that first of all dipshit i'm speaking english 205 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:57,960 and that's not an italian accent either holy fuck stupid right so like when he speaks all 206 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:06,920 it's so fake when he speaks all italian like that it's not italian got news for you holy shit 207 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:13,640 how dumb i'm not gonna give them this fucking satisfaction of posting the screenshot but 208 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:23,200 you know it's funny i'm speaking english and if you know if you want to classify it as an accent 209 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:35,460 uh it's northeast united states right they're like when he's when he tries to talk all italian 210 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:41,280 like that it's not italian italian is a totally different language than what i'm speaking i assure 211 00:30:41,280 --> 00:31:07,740 you how dumb act like they're smart they're not smart but but you know i think i might be coming 212 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:16,260 back from my break tomorrow i'm not sure you know what i mean i gotta feel right in the head 213 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:26,430 and get it going i'm trying to get there yeah the pasta making is gonna be a lot of fun 214 00:31:27,770 --> 00:31:53,940 yes that's what i say italian words but fuck out of here that's not italian oh jesus 215 00:31:56,900 --> 00:32:12,950 hello and by the way jazzy jambalaya is something that i think of is it's from new orleans 216 00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:28,080 new orleans jazz right some people are so fucking you know self-centered yeah i saw that earlier 217 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:41,940 today lee glad he's all right that would be a hell of a way to go so you know it's like new 218 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:56,560 orleans jazz where does jambalaya come from right brooklyn austin no try again where does it come 219 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,360 I'm from New Orleans. 220 00:33:10,070 --> 00:33:15,830 So if he wants to think that I'm sitting here talking about some fucking cat, 221 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,690 first of all, I'm sorry. 222 00:33:17,850 --> 00:33:22,170 I like all animals, but cats, I'm more of a dog person. 223 00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:23,290 Right? 224 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:54,450 It's like, who cares about the cat? 225 00:33:57,670 --> 00:34:01,750 That may have flown in Indiana, man, but that ain't going to fly in any other courtroom. 226 00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:06,210 I don't know of any other state that's going to sit there and not laugh a motherfucker at a courtroom 227 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,030 because they're making fun of an animal. 228 00:34:09,310 --> 00:34:26,480 Bro. Nobody wants to soup the cat, bro. Stop. Stop. Nobody wants to soup the cat. Say it with me. 229 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:34,740 Nobody wants to sloop the cat. But it's my mommy's cat. Did she put my face in the snow? 230 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:39,840 Bro, look what she did to you. Why the fuck? Why the fuck do you give a fuck about her cat? 231 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,300 Look what she did to you. 232 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,260 Hello? 233 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,000 You're living a goddamn bed, bro. 234 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:48,940 Okay? 235 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:51,120 Stop it. 236 00:34:53,450 --> 00:34:57,050 Sitting there sticking up for your mom's cat when your mom didn't stick up for you. 237 00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:00,450 That's just my opinion. 238 00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:01,470 Ouch. 239 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:03,630 Ouch. 240 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:19,950 What did he do? 241 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:24,590 Oh, man. 242 00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:28,710 look what she did to you 243 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,470 are you giving a shit about her cat 244 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:32,230 come on 245 00:35:41,110 --> 00:35:43,950 that's just the improvisational nature of this battle 246 00:35:43,950 --> 00:35:44,790 ladies and gentlemen 247 00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:46,430 we should wait till we go 248 00:35:54,330 --> 00:35:54,810 fucking 249 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,910 what are you kidding me 250 00:35:56,910 --> 00:36:15,080 and I mean parking that RV close to the pool 251 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,820 is one step away from a van 252 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:18,600 and living in a van down by the river 253 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,180 bitch so shut your fucking hole 254 00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:28,190 I didn't say I was going to make fun of him 255 00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:30,670 I just said I didn't care about whether he goes to jail or not 256 00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:34,850 but all this lawsuit stuff 257 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:35,710 is just bananas 258 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,560 he's such a cunty little Karen 259 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,780 you know what I mean 260 00:36:42,780 --> 00:37:12,460 and the thing about the MEFF 261 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,060 like who cares 262 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,720 people say I'm on drugs all the time 263 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,060 it's their opinion 264 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,120 it's what it looks like to them 265 00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:26,930 and all I can say is 266 00:37:26,930 --> 00:37:28,290 every time you talk about that 267 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,870 you make money on your channel 268 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:31,510 how's that defamation 269 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:41,280 shit you're fucking dumb dude some of these people that you're trying to sue are not stupid 270 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:58,930 and figuratively speaking they're gonna eat jazzy for breakfast what i meant to say was i misspoke 271 00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:34,300 sorry i meant to say he's gonna get eaten alive in the courtroom and a lot of the memes or whatever 272 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:45,080 the people did guess what not jazzy your mother's cat who ruins you and who is ashamed of you 273 00:38:45,080 --> 00:39:21,510 that's just my opinion i could be wrong clip it and that's a dumb fucking name for a cat anyway 274 00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:45,850 they banned her from her bridge club because of you bro i'm just kidding 275 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:49,650 i don't even know if she plays bridge it just sounded funny 276 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:56,290 she got kicked out of she got banned from her bridge club because of you bro 277 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:07,460 oh he said my mommy was a bitch shut the fuck up bro you are such a soft ass little bitch 278 00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:13,560 you know there are things that cross the line for sure but it ain't happened to you yet son 279 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:21,560 it ain't happened to you okay i know you want to make up things like oh wow they did this to me 280 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:28,780 bro do you does he not understand what he's done to other people i prefer to speak uh you know 281 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:40,210 directly but it's just the way i word things i just know he's listening or he'll listen to it 282 00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:53,060 later i mean dude you have literally gained like 200 something fucking pounds you know people would 283 00:40:53,060 --> 00:41:01,080 make fun of me if uh you know if that happened to me too don't let it happen you call yourself fat 284 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:09,040 how is how is that defaming you i mean you're just ridiculous bro it's craziness pure madness 285 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:23,900 pure madness but it's ego you know it's like some people just have to learn that you can't 286 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:30,880 control everything in life. And brother, the sooner you figure it out, the sooner you can 287 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:44,820 get on with your life and go fucking protest more. Like I'm not banned from seeing anyone in my 288 00:41:44,820 --> 00:42:19,310 family. You are. Again, back to mom. Back to you, mom. You know, he's a public figure. It just 289 00:42:19,310 --> 00:42:36,150 happens to be a bowling ball. That's his figure. And people see me. I'm not fucking fat. I'm built 290 00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:46,560 like a motherfucking brick shithouse, baby boy. You kidding me? I'm a fucking tank, dude. You're 291 00:42:46,560 --> 00:43:10,080 more like a hovercraft. You know, I'm a little thick. I've been a lot thinner, but I feel a lot 292 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:20,670 healthier. I'm a little thick. Just a little bit. Just the right amount. Just the right amount so 293 00:43:20,670 --> 00:43:31,550 I don't have to. I'm sorry, Lara. But so I don't have to fuck bitches that acted like Lara back 294 00:43:31,550 --> 00:43:45,900 then. I believe she's an improved individual. I just realized that as the joke was coming out 295 00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:55,380 that I don't really want to insult Lara anymore. That's not my thing. I have better things to do. 296 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:59,840 And apparently she has better things to do. I don't talk about anybody who doesn't talk about 297 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:17,920 me but at least with scott you know out of the three uh you know dumb ass amigos 298 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:26,480 the respondent to slop in him oh my they should do a fucking they should all just do a show together 299 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:36,820 but then they would all want to fucking post it on their other channels and shit no do it in one 300 00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:49,320 place split the money she definitely has made the move forward and you know it's like 301 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:57,160 she not my type but it seems like the desert has made her a little healthier she seems healthier 302 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:08,910 so but again i'm gonna be nice and i'm gonna just say she not my type i know that i'm hers 303 00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:19,520 you could tell by the way she was acting did you see how excited she would get when she talked 304 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:53,570 about me i'm on a roll tonight somebody give me some mustard but scott you're the rest of my set 305 00:45:53,570 --> 00:45:59,050 tonight so i mean i opened i opened world war four you know i went into a couple other things 306 00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:04,990 i went on the becky rant you see where i am now you see where i am you know and i didn't even say 307 00:46:04,990 --> 00:46:11,270 anything bad about becky did i no because i don't need to what's the point i goofed on her a little 308 00:46:11,270 --> 00:46:16,910 a while in the past she's all right i got no problem with becky she's gonna do her thing no 309 00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:25,850 matter what she is an older mexican lady she is not changing okay she is gonna stay the same 310 00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:34,810 and that's what she is and that's fine but just like italian women you know once once it gets to 311 00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:40,790 a certain point all right there ain't no change in nothing and i think we all know what the fuck 312 00:46:40,790 --> 00:46:41,610 I'm talking about 313 00:46:43,150 --> 00:46:44,710 and I said Italians too 314 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:45,130 yes 315 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,000 you know 316 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,060 she ain't gonna change 317 00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:57,280 like if people are expecting 318 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,120 her to change 319 00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,460 they ain't gonna have 320 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:02,200 and there's nothing wrong with 321 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,260 not my cup of tea 322 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:05,460 but you know 323 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:07,840 she seems to stay 324 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,840 in her lane more now 325 00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:13,160 and again 326 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,760 she doesn't talk about me 327 00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:16,880 so I don't talk about her 328 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,660 in a negative way 329 00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,080 all I'm doing is saying 330 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,220 get that fucking chat 331 00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:22,440 to pay for your shit 332 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:23,480 girl 333 00:47:28,730 --> 00:47:30,450 you know get them to fucking 334 00:47:30,450 --> 00:47:32,570 you know turn on your monetization 335 00:47:32,570 --> 00:47:34,250 and get them to fucking help you out 336 00:47:35,390 --> 00:47:36,350 they'll do it 337 00:47:36,350 --> 00:47:37,750 and I know you don't want to ask 338 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:40,050 and all you should know she doesn't want to ask 339 00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:40,950 so just do it 340 00:47:48,170 --> 00:47:49,170 she's getting better 341 00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:51,450 she's got a unique 342 00:47:52,050 --> 00:47:52,530 niche 343 00:47:54,170 --> 00:47:56,290 it really is because it's kind of like 344 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:56,690 you know 345 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,380 auntie coming down and fucking 346 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:03,920 calling the fucking shots of the cases 347 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,940 I think she's a lot better off doing the David stuff and things like that. 348 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,980 That to me is, that's journalism, man. 349 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,480 That's journalism. 350 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,780 She's going into a trial. 351 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:19,140 She's making a report about the trial with notes. 352 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,620 That's journalism. 353 00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:22,060 She's a journalist. 354 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:23,720 She says she's not, but she actually is. 355 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:27,700 She's more of a fucking journalist than any of these motherfuckers. 356 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,320 You know? 357 00:48:29,820 --> 00:48:31,140 Oh, I'm a journalist. 358 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,500 Okay, Scott. 359 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,320 spell journalist 360 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:35,720 spell it 361 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,640 that's going to be tough because you usually break 362 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,620 after the word has like four or five 363 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:45,000 letters 364 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,760 and by the way from your thing the other 365 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,020 night 366 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:52,320 put one more O on that too 367 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,640 okay put one more O 368 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,800 and let me see if I can help you make another 369 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,560 correction one second 370 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,460 let me look at this fucking shit this 371 00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:02,560 fucking dunder 372 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,740 fucking head this 373 00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:09,080 adult fuck him 374 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,540 look at his last one 375 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,540 Becky is scaried 376 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,060 you could drop the eye 377 00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:24,780 on that one bro 378 00:49:24,780 --> 00:49:26,760 why don't you drop the eye on that word 379 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,680 from your thing 380 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,340 from your court update 381 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:31,640 you dumbass 382 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,180 oh god look at how stupid you are 383 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:34,820 come on bro 384 00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:37,420 oh and the one from two days ago 385 00:49:37,420 --> 00:49:38,960 where it says too much 386 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,240 it's like what you did 387 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,120 is like you're writing a letter to someone 388 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,440 who's named much 389 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:55,440 to much dear much put another o in that too shall we continue because there's a lot of them 390 00:49:56,860 --> 00:50:01,440 you should spell check if you're going to represent yourself in a felony case 391 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:10,660 that's just my opinion to dear much oh maybe i should just make it more simple maybe i'll 392 00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:11,540 Make it more simple. 393 00:50:11,940 --> 00:50:12,400 Too much. 394 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:14,160 Excuse me. 395 00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:16,100 Hello, is much there? 396 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:17,160 Yes. 397 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,180 Hey, much. 398 00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:19,020 How are you? 399 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,960 I wrote a letter to you, much. 400 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,720 Too much. 401 00:50:29,530 --> 00:50:31,990 Do you have a friend named much, Scott? 402 00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:34,570 This is too much. 403 00:50:34,890 --> 00:50:36,430 I dedicate this to much. 404 00:50:41,350 --> 00:50:48,050 you are fucking i love when he calls other people dumb and he can't look at that look 405 00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:57,890 the word two has three fucking letters and he fucked it up okay it has three fucking letters 406 00:50:57,890 --> 00:51:12,290 and he's one short which reminds me of another topic that 407 00:51:13,150 --> 00:51:19,710 i'm just i'm killing right now and i don't need to get into because we're on a we're on a great 408 00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:29,070 fucking ride right here everybody's enjoying themselves three fucking letters 409 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:40,530 oh the courtroom's right this way sir yes right this way there you go holy shit 410 00:51:41,430 --> 00:51:43,690 skid a fuck up a cup of coffee 411 00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,880 but it is 412 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,380 at the same time 413 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,020 staggering 414 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:04,000 to see this 415 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,120 brainless buffoon 416 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,120 right 417 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,860 be 418 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:13,480 pretty unscathed 419 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:15,560 right now 420 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,660 from all this courtship that he's 421 00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:18,660 going through you know 422 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:20,080 miraculous 423 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,440 well 424 00:52:29,110 --> 00:52:30,230 I don't know 425 00:52:34,650 --> 00:52:42,550 like i said i mean you know my whole thing is like it's nothing you can control we can make 426 00:52:42,550 --> 00:52:48,170 fun of him we could joke about him but you know what are we gonna do fucking you know 427 00:52:48,170 --> 00:53:23,900 try and call live on air it's anything's possible but he's like he he's like the drunk 428 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:28,860 fucking guy in the western you know when where they're like shooting the bottles out of his 429 00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:31,860 He's just stumbling around and bullets are flying around him, 430 00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:33,420 but he still, like, doesn't get shot. 431 00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:34,840 You know what I mean? 432 00:53:34,980 --> 00:53:36,580 That's what it reminds me of. 433 00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,260 What's happening? 434 00:54:07,790 --> 00:54:08,310 What's up, Coco? 435 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,720 And I mean, you know, as we know, 436 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,860 there are chaps that spend up to, 437 00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:29,940 let's say, between 4 and 18 fucking hours a day 438 00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:32,320 talking about him online. 439 00:54:32,580 --> 00:54:33,580 Holy shit. 440 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,700 I just fucking, you know, 441 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,040 I just think he's funny. 442 00:54:40,790 --> 00:54:42,310 He's a funny character. 443 00:54:43,190 --> 00:54:48,670 Doesn't change my other opinions of him, but no doubt he is fucking entertaining. 444 00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:51,970 One of my favorite people to make fun of, really. 445 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:55,310 He should be fucking thanking me. 446 00:54:59,130 --> 00:54:59,550 Greetings. 447 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:22,680 It's never good when you take someone else's life so personally. 448 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:23,560 Do you know what I mean? 449 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,740 Like, you should never take anyone else's life that personally. 450 00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,880 go do some other things 451 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,400 don't spend all day online 452 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,460 go fucking touch some grass 453 00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,760 get some fucking sun 454 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,140 it's hot out go get some exercise 455 00:55:41,140 --> 00:55:42,680 work up a fucking sweat 456 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,700 make a pie 457 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:48,470 make a delicious pie 458 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:56,960 it's like a bunch of fucking control freaks 459 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,100 are you kidding me 460 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:01,360 they think they got some kind of remote control 461 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,180 and this guy is this guy 462 00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:07,040 single entity 463 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:09,460 well 464 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:12,400 maybe a little more than 465 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,800 a single entity 466 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,980 maybe one and a half 467 00:56:16,980 --> 00:56:17,500 entities 468 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,400 like these vicious aggressive 469 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:40,820 fucking weirdos 470 00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:42,360 with their fucking you know 471 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:44,940 pistol play 472 00:56:44,940 --> 00:56:46,480 and all this stupid shit 473 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,700 it's just dumb 474 00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:49,400 you know 475 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,720 and it's all on a loop 476 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:55,040 and trust me 477 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,800 I know once you hear something on a loop 478 00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:04,300 enough it's like who gives a shit you know you know sometimes when it crosses the line it's time 479 00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:15,890 to take action right but in his case i mean he really kind of asks for it you know because he 480 00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:19,910 always goes on he goes i love it i love it when they talk about me that's what scott says 481 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:26,190 he specifically says that what now you're going to sue them for defamation when you tell 482 00:57:26,190 --> 00:57:28,190 when you say you love it when 483 00:57:28,190 --> 00:57:30,090 you know all the trolls 484 00:57:30,090 --> 00:57:32,270 which is anybody but him anybody but him 485 00:57:32,270 --> 00:57:34,330 is a troll and she 486 00:57:34,330 --> 00:57:36,310 just remember that everybody else 487 00:57:36,310 --> 00:57:37,970 is a troll bro 488 00:57:37,970 --> 00:57:50,290 oh he dreams of 489 00:57:50,290 --> 00:57:52,270 speaking as eloquently as me 490 00:57:53,010 --> 00:57:54,470 oh he just 491 00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:56,450 it's like it's like 492 00:57:56,450 --> 00:57:58,110 his one little fucking wish 493 00:57:58,110 --> 00:57:58,670 you know 494 00:58:00,070 --> 00:58:01,750 make me a real boy 495 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:31,250 the planaccio that should be that'd be great planaccio you know but his dick grows when he 496 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:41,940 lies kidding sorry that was just right there i had to if it's gonna sit on the buffet like that 497 00:58:41,940 --> 00:59:20,040 i gotta put it on the plate just way too much weird effort invested in trying to you know 498 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,460 fuck his shit up 499 00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:35,950 the one on Hollywood Boulevard 500 00:59:36,730 --> 00:59:37,930 when he was just 501 00:59:37,930 --> 00:59:39,770 he was like drinking alone 502 00:59:41,530 --> 00:59:42,370 which hey 503 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,330 make no mistake about it 504 00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:45,070 I drank alone 505 00:59:45,070 --> 00:59:53,710 I probably drank alone a lot more than he has 506 00:59:53,710 --> 00:59:59,690 so I'm not judging on drinking alone 507 00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:01,430 I'm just saying I know where 508 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:03,770 you're at in your head if you're gonna drink alone 509 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:49,420 when I stick it between my legs like this 510 01:00:49,420 --> 01:00:50,940 and go fuck me 511 01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:51,920 hide the fuck me 512 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,380 go all 513 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:56,340 buffalo 514 01:00:57,260 --> 01:00:58,300 bluffalo blill 515 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,120 oh my god 516 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,740 that's gotta be a meme 517 01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:06,030 I think I can make that right now 518 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:11,870 I can make that right 519 01:01:11,870 --> 01:01:12,770 now 520 01:01:13,890 --> 01:01:14,670 let's see 521 01:01:15,290 --> 01:01:17,110 let's see let's see let's see 522 01:01:17,110 --> 01:01:30,740 okay silence 523 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,100 I might have to ask another AI 524 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:09,780 this one 525 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:36,600 okay let's see 526 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,280 Oh, shit. 527 01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:40,980 It's starting to sketch it out. 528 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:41,880 I worded it right. 529 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:42,800 I worded it right. 530 01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,100 To fucking to tuck it. 531 01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,020 I don't know how I did this. 532 01:02:57,650 --> 01:02:59,410 Or it's going to do something totally different. 533 01:03:00,690 --> 01:03:01,150 Oh! 534 01:03:02,290 --> 01:03:03,330 Nope, it stopped. 535 01:03:03,570 --> 01:03:04,270 Okay, hold on. 536 01:03:13,670 --> 01:03:14,790 Let's try this again. 537 01:03:55,460 --> 01:03:56,180 All right, try it again. 538 01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:08,200 Well, you know. 539 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,540 Those are the definition of parasocial relationships. 540 01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:22,600 Oh, fuck you. 541 01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:26,160 This, I'm going to have to use a different fucking AI to make this one. 542 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,500 Go fuck yourself, Maggie, bitch. 543 01:04:37,900 --> 01:04:43,670 Maggie, listen, how do I word? 544 01:04:44,050 --> 01:04:48,090 Did you see my last request for making a thumbnail? 545 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:51,110 Yeah, I did. 546 01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:55,090 And to be honest, it was teetering on explicit. 547 01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:56,990 So that one was a no go. 548 01:04:57,550 --> 01:04:59,510 Let's not retry that direction. 549 01:04:59,670 --> 01:05:02,690 No, I want to retry it, but then let's make it less explicit. 550 01:05:03,330 --> 01:05:14,040 can you do that yeah like in like a bikini bathing suit exactly a mankini or something 551 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:22,020 silly parody vibes fully clothed you could try a parody of a dramatic dance scene in the style of 552 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:30,340 silence of the lamps okay say hi to chat hi chat keep it goofy keep it parody no explicit stuff 553 01:05:30,340 --> 01:08:54,490 have fun okay bye okay let's try it let's see silence of the hams 554 01:09:16,590 --> 01:09:40,370 what's up okay it's bullshit i'm gonna have to use another one 555 01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,960 she's lying to me and she's listening right now probably 556 01:09:47,060 --> 01:10:01,500 maggot well you know is there i mean i don't see the point with them putting themselves 557 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,300 through any more stress because of him 558 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,420 you know what I mean 559 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:14,160 I don't know what their 560 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,940 idea is or whatever but 561 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,780 hopefully it works out for them 562 01:10:48,910 --> 01:11:50,980 well fish in a barrel 563 01:12:05,230 --> 01:12:06,870 sorry I'm still laughing at some of the 564 01:12:06,870 --> 01:12:07,730 shit I said earlier 565 01:12:08,970 --> 01:12:10,470 some of that shit was funny 566 01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:15,690 look what 567 01:12:15,690 --> 01:12:17,870 she did to you why do you care about her cat 568 01:12:19,690 --> 01:12:20,470 there's the quote 569 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:22,730 that should be the quote right there 570 01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:26,520 look what she did to you 571 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,220 why do you care about her cat 572 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:32,400 she ruined me 573 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,820 I'm ruined 574 01:12:45,010 --> 01:12:45,690 oh 575 01:12:49,420 --> 01:12:52,420 oh that's the 576 01:12:52,420 --> 01:12:55,040 okay that's the song I get it 577 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,380 copy to copy 578 01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:29,500 they're about to 579 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,980 clicks and views but 580 01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:33,560 why does ZT get them when he 581 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,760 does the news 582 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:40,460 is it because he can talk 583 01:13:40,460 --> 01:13:42,580 she do they love 584 01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:44,600 ZDT because he talks 585 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,440 so good? 586 01:13:47,940 --> 01:14:10,830 Gee, I hate him. He's so smooth 587 01:14:10,830 --> 01:14:11,910 and good-looking. 588 01:14:13,110 --> 01:14:15,010 I wish I was Italian. 589 01:14:15,470 --> 01:14:37,600 How does he use all those 590 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,180 words the right way? 591 01:14:44,090 --> 01:14:46,030 Oh, my God. I could do that 592 01:14:46,030 --> 01:14:47,890 all night and crack myself up. 593 01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,300 Sometimes I do. 594 01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,700 Get the goddamn pizza, 595 01:14:57,860 --> 01:14:59,220 you stupid pizza. 596 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:02,140 Sometimes I yell at the dog with his voice. 597 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:03,080 I'm kidding. 598 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,420 but that is funny 599 01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:09,760 fucking hell 600 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:19,540 I like milk duds 601 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:34,840 I'll just be honest 602 01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,360 don't tell me your secrets 603 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,960 because I have the memory of a goldfish 604 01:15:38,960 --> 01:16:37,750 and like I said earlier 605 01:16:37,750 --> 01:16:38,530 I can't 606 01:16:38,530 --> 01:16:40,170 I said this morning 607 01:16:40,170 --> 01:16:43,310 I don't think he has to worry about going to jail 608 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:44,690 why does he think he's going to jail 609 01:16:45,650 --> 01:16:48,090 did he just let other people talk that into his head 610 01:16:48,090 --> 01:16:49,710 or was there like an actual chance 611 01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:50,970 I don't think so 612 01:16:52,210 --> 01:16:53,030 not today 613 01:16:53,030 --> 01:17:13,480 oh yeah 614 01:17:28,230 --> 01:17:29,830 he's just burned out 615 01:17:31,850 --> 01:17:33,430 you can't say I'm blaming 616 01:17:33,430 --> 01:18:19,280 and I used to stutter 617 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,440 there's no excuse 618 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:23,160 if you work on it 619 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,360 if you're not lazy 620 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:27,560 right 621 01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:34,860 I used to stutter and I have 622 01:18:34,860 --> 01:18:36,180 brain damage hello 623 01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:39,000 I still speak better than this fucking guy 624 01:18:40,220 --> 01:18:41,260 what did he get 625 01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:42,000 a lobotomy 626 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:46,160 What did his mother do down in that whitewash? 627 01:18:47,980 --> 01:19:14,930 He still has a stay-away order. 628 01:19:15,630 --> 01:19:16,470 What's up, Peter? 629 01:19:17,350 --> 01:19:19,150 He still has a stay-away order. 630 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:43,980 He's not supposed to be there. 631 01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:51,020 But the craziest thing is that he wants to go back. 632 01:19:51,940 --> 01:19:54,860 That's just, that's a lot. 633 01:19:55,060 --> 01:19:56,700 That's a lot, you know? 634 01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,940 But go down swinging. 635 01:20:08,650 --> 01:20:09,630 May as well. 636 01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:43,620 Chilling. We already went over some history. I did a whole bit about Scott and a couple pointers on, you know, why do people have this entitled sense that they could somehow control someone else about what they're going to do? 637 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:49,140 a lot of unnecessary 638 01:20:49,140 --> 01:20:50,860 aggressive tones 639 01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:52,020 that 640 01:20:55,030 --> 01:20:56,750 these weirdos 641 01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:57,290 have taken 642 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:00,340 like on slop 643 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:04,000 they're just so fucking 644 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,180 aggressive sometimes 645 01:21:06,180 --> 01:21:07,940 that's just crazy to me 646 01:21:07,940 --> 01:21:26,020 yes his 647 01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:28,120 protesting knows no bounds 648 01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:44,440 and there's no loss 649 01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:45,940 of reputation like by the way 650 01:21:45,940 --> 01:21:48,260 me hearing Aaron 651 01:21:48,260 --> 01:21:54,320 and say something or other people say anything about him doing any kind of narcotic or whatever 652 01:21:54,320 --> 01:22:01,040 who gives a shit they say that i'm on fucking heroin all the time shut up that's just crazy 653 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:05,280 that's not defamation you made tens of thousands of fucking dollars what are you talking about 654 01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:16,360 we're caught up yeah oh and i was talking about how people are talking about you know putin 655 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:22,940 Wanting to send strikes into some NATO countries because of the missile stockades, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 656 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,700 People say, oh, World War III. 657 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:26,820 It's not World War III. 658 01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:33,980 I was saying this is World War IV because I said the Cold War was World War III, right? 659 01:22:35,870 --> 01:22:42,470 And then I talked about Berlin, the Cuban Missile Crisis, Korean War, Vietnam, right? 660 01:22:50,020 --> 01:22:53,040 So I just went over that a little too. 661 01:22:53,220 --> 01:22:53,940 So now you're all caught up. 662 01:22:53,940 --> 01:23:50,000 oh western block eastern block blah blah blah and it's like he's gonna find his case 663 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:56,540 oh and we were also discussing his spelling is that 664 01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:05,760 we're noticing that he fucked up two and you know 665 01:24:09,550 --> 01:24:19,710 like he had a friend named much too much instead of too much three letters just a review 666 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:31,340 Three letters. 667 01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,220 Good luck. 668 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:39,800 Oh, and then I did a whole bit on Jazzy. 669 01:24:44,570 --> 01:24:47,070 Oh, I'm glad you liked it. 670 01:24:47,210 --> 01:24:48,510 We're going to do different years. 671 01:24:49,530 --> 01:24:52,750 You know, we're going to go all over the place. 672 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:16,090 The ZDT Time Machine showed a lot of different stuff on there. 673 01:25:25,270 --> 01:25:26,450 A lot of Mel Brooks. 674 01:25:27,170 --> 01:25:28,990 He made a lot of movies, though. 675 01:25:29,710 --> 01:25:31,190 He made so many movies. 676 01:25:31,310 --> 01:25:32,990 High Anxiety was another great one. 677 01:25:40,050 --> 01:25:52,850 I think the next one we should do is something in the 80s, maybe. 678 01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:54,610 A year in the 80s. 679 01:25:56,310 --> 01:25:57,670 I got to pick a good one. 680 01:26:11,090 --> 01:26:13,150 This is a couple skate only. 681 01:26:13,450 --> 01:26:14,910 Couples skate only. 682 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:22,640 I didn't do roller. 683 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:23,420 I did ice. 684 01:26:26,580 --> 01:26:28,500 And they always had the public skate. 685 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:33,540 When I was a kid playing hockey, there were a lot of figure skaters also. 686 01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:35,600 so we kind of like share the ice 687 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:42,980 in the neighborhood 688 01:26:42,980 --> 01:27:39,990 still got your skate key 689 01:27:39,990 --> 01:27:52,130 I still have my fucking hockey skates 690 01:27:52,130 --> 01:27:52,930 over there 691 01:28:21,030 --> 01:28:23,830 if I ever were to ice skate again 692 01:28:23,830 --> 01:28:26,510 I would need to be extremely careful 693 01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:36,380 yeah they're black 694 01:28:36,380 --> 01:28:37,220 with a white trim 695 01:28:37,220 --> 01:28:45,560 and a white toque 696 01:28:54,290 --> 01:28:56,690 that's the thing that holds the blade 697 01:28:56,690 --> 01:28:58,610 for those who don't know 698 01:29:10,130 --> 01:29:11,690 and it's doused 699 01:29:11,690 --> 01:29:14,030 it's a Canadian skate company 700 01:29:15,770 --> 01:29:16,330 doused 701 01:29:18,090 --> 01:29:40,280 d-a-o-s-t 301 nationals the douse 301 nationals that's the skate right there 702 01:29:40,280 --> 01:31:06,080 yeah the 80s 80s party will be a lot of fun oh my god the 80s is packed full of stuff 703 01:31:06,080 --> 01:31:16,540 we're i'm gonna nail it down to one year right i think with my audience 704 01:31:17,940 --> 01:31:20,700 I might have to consider a big 705 01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:22,140 Cyndi Lauper year 706 01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:27,350 and that's all I'm going to say about that 707 01:31:39,670 --> 01:31:41,210 oh wow that's 708 01:31:41,210 --> 01:31:43,190 actually that's kind of sad Patricia 709 01:31:43,190 --> 01:31:44,590 that's fucked up 710 01:31:45,910 --> 01:31:46,470 well 711 01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:50,900 maybe there'll be another one I don't know 712 01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:53,140 I'm sure there's more than one rink up there 713 01:31:53,140 --> 01:31:55,320 but that sounds like a 714 01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:56,320 bit of history 715 01:31:56,320 --> 01:32:02,680 and since I'm such a history buff 716 01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:04,580 I don't like seeing pieces of history 717 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,620 deliberately removed 718 01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:08,560 that should be some sort of freaking 719 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:13,350 you know, Portland's got a lot 720 01:32:13,350 --> 01:32:15,210 of billionaires, let them fix it 721 01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:21,040 that skated there 722 01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:35,430 son of a bitch, I might have to 723 01:32:35,430 --> 01:32:37,550 edit this video down and just put 724 01:32:37,550 --> 01:32:39,430 my bit about him 725 01:32:39,430 --> 01:32:40,830 up on Rumble 726 01:32:41,730 --> 01:32:43,350 because I'm telling you 727 01:32:43,350 --> 01:32:43,890 PETA 728 01:32:45,390 --> 01:32:46,470 I was on a roll 729 01:32:46,470 --> 01:32:48,090 I was on a roll 730 01:32:48,750 --> 01:32:50,230 for a good fucking 731 01:32:51,390 --> 01:32:52,510 48 minutes 732 01:32:52,510 --> 01:33:15,120 solid yeah that sucks 733 01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:53,660 he sounds like 734 01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:55,060 fucking like he's trying to be like 735 01:33:55,060 --> 01:33:57,260 Walt fucking Whitman when he says that shit 736 01:33:58,780 --> 01:33:59,940 no mayonnaise 737 01:33:59,940 --> 01:34:00,620 no 738 01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:03,840 mustard there was a pause in there 739 01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:05,700 when he said that that was 740 01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:07,520 fucking 741 01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:08,560 amazing 742 01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:12,940 the pause that refreshes 743 01:34:20,430 --> 01:34:22,170 no mayonnaise 744 01:34:22,170 --> 01:34:23,990 bologna sandwiches 745 01:34:25,350 --> 01:34:26,770 what's like through yonder 746 01:34:26,770 --> 01:34:27,790 window breaks 747 01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:09,860 what light through yonder 748 01:36:09,860 --> 01:36:10,980 window breaks 749 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:13,880 it is the east 750 01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:15,980 and Juliet is 751 01:36:15,980 --> 01:36:16,780 the sun 752 01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:19,460 I did study Shakespeare so we had to do this one 753 01:36:22,340 --> 01:36:24,320 rise fair sun 754 01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:26,320 and kill the envious 755 01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:28,220 moon I will do 756 01:36:28,220 --> 01:36:30,440 Mercutio a little bit later 757 01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:36,310 who is already sick 758 01:36:36,310 --> 01:36:37,810 and pale with grief 759 01:36:49,770 --> 01:36:51,890 I can do Mercutio, too. 760 01:36:53,370 --> 01:36:59,150 Thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the confines of a tavern, 761 01:36:59,330 --> 01:37:04,210 claps me his sword upon the table and says, God, send me no need of thee. 762 01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:10,400 That's Mercutio. 763 01:37:14,780 --> 01:37:17,900 Also in the Romeo and Jalulia. 764 01:37:39,970 --> 01:37:41,670 Now, Maraschino, that's different. 765 01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:45,600 Shakespeare, Dalek. 766 01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:49,800 God damn it, he knows Shakespeare. 767 01:37:50,180 --> 01:37:51,700 Now I really hate him. 768 01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:59,740 he's like a fat Johnny Ringo 769 01:37:59,740 --> 01:38:01,880 and I'm Doc Holliday 770 01:38:01,880 --> 01:38:02,620 you know what I'm saying 771 01:38:02,620 --> 01:38:05,300 he's like a fat Johnny Ringo 772 01:38:05,300 --> 01:38:12,880 I know that line was the other way 773 01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:14,260 but not today 774 01:38:15,480 --> 01:38:16,480 not today 775 01:38:16,480 --> 01:39:42,080 yeah if you want to record it on another 776 01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:43,960 device and you know 777 01:39:43,960 --> 01:39:46,100 put some clips on your 778 01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:46,840 go ahead 779 01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:48,740 you have my permission 780 01:39:48,740 --> 01:39:58,790 I will not bring out my lightning 781 01:39:58,790 --> 01:40:00,350 and strike you 782 01:40:01,070 --> 01:40:01,710 okay 783 01:40:01,710 --> 01:40:03,030 Kabish, you're good. 784 01:40:04,430 --> 01:40:05,270 You're good. 785 01:40:29,590 --> 01:40:30,990 Copyright strike jokes. 786 01:40:49,890 --> 01:40:51,590 That'll really light up your chat. 787 01:40:52,310 --> 01:40:54,210 Oh my God, we hate it. 788 01:40:54,310 --> 01:40:55,390 Why are you playing here? 789 01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:59,620 And that's exactly what you want. 790 01:41:01,060 --> 01:41:01,900 Just saying. 791 01:41:10,260 --> 01:41:11,420 But what do I know? 792 01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:20,940 We don't have to go that far. 793 01:41:24,280 --> 01:41:26,260 But thank you for the flowers. 794 01:41:38,370 --> 01:41:39,630 And vino veritas. 795 01:41:44,930 --> 01:41:53,000 that's a great scene 796 01:41:57,760 --> 01:41:59,480 great scene 797 01:42:18,340 --> 01:42:20,920 if it's in the kung fu way 798 01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:21,840 I'll accept it 799 01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:22,460 you're right 800 01:42:22,460 --> 01:42:25,360 it's in the kung fu spirit 801 01:42:27,830 --> 01:42:30,830 sorry I'm warped and demented 802 01:42:30,830 --> 01:42:31,930 I was thinking something else 803 01:42:31,930 --> 01:42:33,050 but I get it 804 01:42:33,050 --> 01:42:34,090 kung fu style 805 01:42:34,090 --> 01:42:35,630 yes correct 806 01:42:35,630 --> 01:42:36,790 thank you 807 01:42:36,790 --> 01:42:38,170 thank you for recognizing 808 01:42:39,650 --> 01:42:40,710 now I get it 809 01:42:40,710 --> 01:43:05,430 took a second well you know you can only commend someone trying to get themselves together even if 810 01:43:05,430 --> 01:43:16,280 you don't like them you know facts are facts she's trying to get herself together but you know look 811 01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:43,040 we've all had a rough life right but i didn't fucking stab no fucking tires so that's all i'm 812 01:43:43,040 --> 01:44:02,470 say about that like why would i do that and all i could say that that frame up was saying that i 813 01:44:02,470 --> 01:44:10,710 paid lvc when in fact i think they did but i'm not gonna i'm not gonna bother it's not something 814 01:44:10,710 --> 01:44:27,770 it's not you know what i mean i know i didn't so anyway there's that because i don't know lvc but 815 01:44:27,770 --> 01:44:53,920 he does just remember the way that the psychology of a person like him he's going to give himself 816 01:44:53,920 --> 01:45:07,120 away by accusing other people of what he's done right to try and throw off a dissent my guess is 817 01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:12,120 that they paid him to do it and to do it on and because they knew they and because they knew they 818 01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:22,320 had the cameras you know what i mean i believe that whole thing was staged as fuck and if not 819 01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:30,280 then just look at those like look i'm gonna say something and it's a joke 820 01:45:31,480 --> 01:45:35,020 okay i just want to warn everybody ahead of time this is a joke 821 01:45:40,620 --> 01:45:50,820 i'm not going to stab tires shotgun totally different thing i don't have one okay i don't 822 01:45:50,820 --> 01:46:00,140 have one it's a joke for christ's sake but can you imagine somebody walking around her tires 823 01:46:00,140 --> 01:46:02,060 with a shotgun and just blowing them all out 824 01:46:02,060 --> 01:46:03,820 that would be fucking crazy 825 01:46:03,820 --> 01:46:06,080 like you may as well say that 826 01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:07,200 I did that because 827 01:46:07,760 --> 01:46:10,100 you know there's the same likelihood that I would do 828 01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:11,080 that as to fucking 829 01:46:12,080 --> 01:46:13,920 destroy someone else's property 830 01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:14,820 for fuck's sake 831 01:46:15,820 --> 01:46:17,480 Jesus Christ how insulting 832 01:46:18,500 --> 01:46:19,460 you know what I mean 833 01:46:19,460 --> 01:46:22,100 how insulting like why would 834 01:46:22,100 --> 01:46:23,800 I destroy someone else's property 835 01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:35,900 and if people want to fucking yank 836 01:46:35,900 --> 01:46:37,860 their little dicks and fucking say over and 837 01:46:37,860 --> 01:46:54,810 over again oh yeah you did the tires oh sorry how stupid you know bunch of fucking dorks 838 01:46:54,810 --> 01:47:06,600 oh he's horrible he's a terrible bad man look at him go i'm just guessing what the voice would be 839 01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:18,370 of one of these like you know weirdos all the all the fucking people who don't show their faces 840 01:47:18,370 --> 01:47:25,290 So, you know, with the people even I don't like, right, like Scott, at least they show their face. 841 01:47:27,030 --> 01:47:35,050 You know, these other fucking slop and the other guy, like, whatever. 842 01:47:38,670 --> 01:47:40,030 They show their face. 843 01:47:43,200 --> 01:47:44,840 Nobody want to show their face. 844 01:47:53,020 --> 01:47:56,660 I'm going to make mugs and T-shirts that say, show me your shoes. 845 01:48:02,140 --> 01:48:04,000 I think that's such a great phrase. 846 01:48:04,480 --> 01:48:06,320 Anyway, they should do that. 847 01:48:06,500 --> 01:48:07,200 I'm not going to do that. 848 01:48:08,940 --> 01:48:09,860 Make a T-shirt. 849 01:48:10,160 --> 01:48:10,820 It's not that hard. 850 01:48:26,120 --> 01:48:31,100 I'm telling you, I think the guy should go take it to a stand-up club and do exactly what he does. 851 01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:38,300 You know, trying to keep it positive. 852 01:48:42,520 --> 01:48:43,420 No, I'm not. 853 01:48:44,280 --> 01:48:45,080 I'm just kidding. 854 01:48:49,870 --> 01:48:52,530 But all I can say is anybody could. 855 01:49:12,130 --> 01:49:12,910 Anybody could. 856 01:49:14,390 --> 01:49:14,910 Hold on. 857 01:49:14,950 --> 01:49:15,950 I got to get some more word. 858 01:49:16,090 --> 01:49:16,870 Give me a second. 859 01:51:51,980 --> 01:51:53,960 I don't know, I think I already put something down 860 01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:55,000 I just forget what it was 861 01:51:55,940 --> 01:51:57,240 I think I made it like 862 01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:02,100 Which one did I do that with? 863 01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:09,640 I have to look at it again 864 01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:17,040 But they could always be edited 865 01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:18,280 Oh, you know what I did? 866 01:52:18,440 --> 01:52:19,300 I just did 867 01:52:19,300 --> 01:52:25,870 I just did like bronze, silver, gold, platinum, whatever for now 868 01:52:28,580 --> 01:52:29,720 I think that's what I did 869 01:53:26,920 --> 01:53:29,460 Well, I got a lot to do tomorrow 870 01:53:29,460 --> 01:53:30,700 I'm going to tap out 871 01:53:30,700 --> 01:53:31,960 Thank you so much for joining me 872 01:53:31,960 --> 01:53:33,360 I will see you on the next one.