Good morning, Debbie-donts.
The Debbie-donts are here.
Bren's a Debbie-dont.
Pippi's a Debbie-dont.
Coco's a Debbie-dont.
And I'm just going to say one thing really quick about the Swampcast.
Is it just me, or does it sound like when you listen to that fucking stream,
does it sound like I feel like I'm locked in the trunk?
That's a great show.
a show that you feel like you're locked in the trunk holy shit what's up ducky another debbie
don't i mean jesus christ i feel like i'm locked in his fucking trunk listening to
so that's where his chat is his chat's in the trunk the trunk chat
what a fucking bunch of fucking doves and then you know i was talking about this last night
I was on pretty late, is that old fatty boom-a-lotty was not exactly forthcoming with their depiction of what happened in the courtroom.
Because from my understanding, Rhonda Debbie dunked.
So my understanding of the thing is that he is looking at a plea deal that has no jail time.
but he would be a convicted felon for a year.
And if he takes that plea deal,
do you think that Scientology ain't going to send some motherfuckers to jam him up even worse with felony probation?
I'm telling you, they will send somebody to go up and, you know, get in a fight with him.
So, good luck with that.
So, yeah, I didn't realize until it was explained to me,
But he's looking at convicted felon status. And if he fucks up, then he stays a convicted felon.
And the community service is not that big of a deal.
We don't completely if he takes the plea deal, it will completely upend any of this lawsuit bullshit that he's trying to do.
what he's trying to do is he again takes my ideas and he tries to apply them to his situation which
is not the same you know and he's one of the most slanderous defamatory libelous pieces of
fucking shit out there and he acts like that people aren't going to counter sue him right
Like they could countersue him and then peel his peel, his fucking communications, get discovery, get fucking all the shit that he's done.
Right. So. That's what's going to happen.
I mean, you could see he already got an anti slap thing, and I don't know what's happening right now with that in Florida.
I don't know if that's a dead deal, but he's he's just going to keep trying, you know, he's going to keep trying.
But if he goes to trial and decides that he wants to be like the fucking that he thinks he is.
And he's not. I mean, I was told by an eyewitness that he was like I said, like I predicted, like I told you guys, he was a stuttering, babbling fucking idiot.
And he's never going to be anything else. He's he's never going to go on a court.
man this motherfucker could have gone he could have gotten his law degree with all this effort
that he's put into these bullshit cases i also wonder what in his brain when you look at chi
and the fact that she was excommunicated from a community and now thousands of those people let
me just look at something real quick i want to see something hold on i want to look at the tcap
channel here.
The fuck is this thing?
The fuck is this fucking shit?
Okay.
So Joey's TCAP channel.
100,000
subscribers.
Okay? That's a lot more than I
thought. I thought he might have had
like 40 or 50, but he's got 100,000.
So literally, tens
of thousands of people have seen
what Chi is.
TCAP is probably
the top community for
these issues
with predators and whatnot.
So
that's what Scott's working with.
He's acting like he's some
PDF fucking justice
fella.
When he's not,
he's not.
Yeah, it's a big community.
And
she is like
the chewed up bubble gum
that you find under a desk in that community they they don't want anything to do with her
right and they have shunned her she is no longer allowed in that community in any form because
she went too far she crossed that line son and you could go on chat gpt and look it up
Did the TCAP community on YouTube throw out Ember and Fierno and why?
I put that in. JetTPT is great.
The main reason appears to have been her involvement in the increasingly elaborate Lauren Armstrong catfishing saga.
Particularly the relationships and conflicts surrounding Emma, Dan, Crestfallen, and other members of the TCAP community.
so ember became a major figure in the loren catfish universe and some people apparently
felt the trolling and manipulation had crossed the lines with one commenter saying that she had
crossed the line for herself as a person her relationships and conflicts with other community
members became increasingly messy and personal the loren catfishing wars interpersonal feuds
and accusations that she crossed ethical lines gradually made her persona toxic to a significant
portion of the community. She got kicked out of a Bernie Sanders. Yeah. Well, I have no comment
on that one. So even Chad GPT knows what a piece of shit that she is. And we're in a lot of cases,
we say things like, oh, they're cowards. They don't show their face, blah, blah, blah. Hey,
listen if you invisible motherfuckers look like cheap don't show your face okay don't show your
face you're probably not showing your face for a reason right because you invisible nerds are
probably pimply ugly fucking little dirt bags who never got no pussy and that's the one thing
that's not on scott's menu his pussy that's the only thing he ain't gonna be eaten and i would
say that, you know, what woman ever wants to fucking like no woman ever is going to want to
do anything with him, be near him, hang out with him. He doesn't he doesn't go out on fucking
dates with girls. You know what I mean? He just sits there and works on his little fucking court
cases. And my personal thought, I think and it's just my personal opinion. I think he's gay
and it's okay to be gay i'm not insulting him i'm not but yo come out of the closet already
go find yourself a nice fucking daddy because he certainly doesn't he certainly doesn't like women
and the fact is is that you know he he's gonna try and do whatever he can with his little videos
and his little slanderous defamatory statements and his hate crimes and all that shit he's he's
a piece of garbage and he's a fucking he is one of the biggest cowards I have ever fucking seen
so you know go play your little videos and continue to watch your crowd diminish
and your numbers go down because nobody gives a fuck about him nobody does he used to have like
like regularly he would turn on his fucking thing 800 1200 people would be on his shit
That ain't that ain't happening anymore because people have lost interest. Right. Nobody's interested him in him anymore. And the only ones that are left are these fucking soap opera junkie, you know, incels and fucking shut ins. Right. That have nothing else to do.
something i train and what he did was he had an opportunity and because of his faulty
fucking uh wiring in his brain he can't maintain relationships and show respect to people so
anybody that you know uh decides they want to be somewhere else they're like a target now you know
and i don't i don't operate like that if somebody leaves this community hey man what do you want me
do you know you want me to like beg for you to come back and sorry you do what you want see and
that's the thing about free will is that you can't interfere with people's free will and what he's
trying to do is he here's what's stupid about it he's trying to manipulate people into disliking
someone that they already dislike so what's the point and he's also trying to discredit me
trying to make people not like me because of, oh, what I said about him or to him.
Hey, fuck you, fat ass.
Yeah, I mean, I kind of have an open door policy.
You know, if people come in here and they're respectful.
I'm fine with that.
But there are some people that are so immature and spurgy that they can't help themselves.
You know, we've seen it before.
Like I unblock someone and they get near me and they like like they melt down because I'm their fucking I'm their Tom Cruise.
I'm their Michael Jackson. Right. I'm their everything.
There's nobody there's nobody more important on this planet than me to some of these people.
And what I would say is, is that's pretty fucking sad.
Oh, yeah. He doesn't want people communicating with each other.
And I'll tell you what, all he's doing is making the bonds stronger with what with his.
So he doesn't understand the psychology of things, right, that he's just making it worse for himself.
And there are people that have disappeared now.
They they haven't necessarily come here, but they sure the fuck have disappeared from his audience.
And this this other swamp clown is always talking about when I used to roll with Bufartin, when I that's his whole identity is when he used to roll with Bufartin.
How pathetic these are. I thought these were grown ass men. Right.
I thought these were supposed to be grown ups, but they're not.
They're not. They're never going to develop. They're never going to evolve.
They're never going to have any self-accountability or self-awareness to get themselves some help.
And Scott is the same junkie that he claims that Lindsay, Mina, me.
He claims he's the same thing, but just with food.
I mean, there's no difference.
This fucking dude's still fucking eating like Doritos and fucking fast food.
And Jesus Christ, it's the same thing and sitting there watching somebody smoke a bunch of crack.
He's no different. And for him to fucking try and put that, you know, moniker on somebody when he's the exact same thing.
He's a junkie. He's a fucking Funyuns junkie. Yeah, he has lost a lot of good people.
In fact, some of his best people, his top supporters are here. And there's a reason you don't hear me fucking crashing out every fucking day, you know, trying to fuck people over.
that's not that's not what I do
wow
you know I don't disrespect the people that
you know
had even if they don't support
the fucking channel anymore you're not gonna
hear me disrespect anybody
why would I do that
why would somebody
you know and you know
usually when that happens
they'll go to another chat and shit
on me and blah blah blah I don't give a fuck
that says more about them than it does
about me I assure you
I'm not a fucking child
I'm an adult
I mean, I'm dying, but I'm going to go
You know, this is just like a bunch of toxic losers
that have no life or anything other than being toxic
and these, you know, these invisible cowards must realize
that the consequences of their actions are going to come to roost in that courtroom
and these other toxic chats and, you know
people that want to get into my fucking business well okay the ones that say that they got their
lawyer ready cool good you're gonna need it because there is no lawyer that's going to
there's no lawyer on earth that's going to be able to explain away their terrorism that they
have clearly put online for anyone to see that wants to see it and here's where their dumbasses
don't realize that we have screenshots of them all, I mean several, am I right, Coco,
of them tagging each other and saying how they're going to get me? Yeah. And calling me chomo and
this predator shit. Man, in that courtroom, I'm going to shove that so far up your fucking ass,
what you did. That's what's going to happen in that courtroom. Okay. You're going to have what
you did to me shoved so far up your ass. And then Scott's complaining about, oh, what they did to
me. Bro, you were chasing old ladies away from their fucking lunch, you fat pussy. And one of
these days, OK. He's and he's and he's listening. One of these days, somebody you're going to you're
going to fucking cross paths with the wrong person, my man. And you're going to cross paths
with someone who's a thousand times more violent than you are and they are going to teach you the
lesson of your life and my predictions they ain't wrong but it's coming he's going to be out at one
of those protests and look at how those if he had stood his ground when those guys in the scream
outfits started to chase him if he stood his ground there would have been no problem but he
doesn't understand that okay so if this was in the wild he would have been the little fucking
the little shit bag that runs right and you don't run oh they've got a knife
he's got a knife shut up bro and then he runs and since he's so uncoordinated and fat
he fell on his fucking face
oh my god
they got the knife
you know
and they chased him
just to fuck with him
and he fell right for it
he fell right for it
yeah and that's the cowardice
right
such a big talker and then when he runs
from people with plastic knives
those brothers were no problem
right they were no problem
And not that I would have ever been in that situation, but I certainly wouldn't be fucking running.
You know, you fucking stand there and you try and communicate.
Because if you run. We see what happened.
I would have made those guys my friends, you know, and it's funny.
He goes to every one of these protests that he's been at and he thinks he's somehow in charge.
Right. And I mean, the bigger protests.
and I don't know why he was
running from the chocolate ET
we could see that the chocolate ET can't
fight, he got his nose busted
by a teenager in a hundred
year old dog shit
so what's he worry about, you know
streets ain't coming around to his house
fucking hanging up flyers and shit
hold on, today's like a
cleaning day around here
so you know, wash the sheets
wash the pillows
I'm putting on my new sheets
And what you're hearing, Scott, is this is a washer and dryer, right?
This is a washer and dryer.
There you go.
Ready?
There you go.
That's a dryer.
And the other day, Scott said something like.
And they and they talk on their streams like they're talking to me because you're listening.
And I know you're listening.
I know his his his.
It's pure athleticism. But this John Doe lawsuit, guess what? Ain't going to cost me nothing.
And the return that I'm going to get on that, the return of information that I'm going to be able to, you know, get justice.
And by the way, I don't have subpoena power, so it's going to go through the court.
If I had subpoena power, y'all already would be in jail. But what I'm going to be able to do with that information that I subpoena is I'm going to be able to not only present it to a civil court, but I'm going to be able to show a detective a course of conduct and the drones and the stalking and the I'm in the store and all this fucking shit.
That's all going to fucking be presented to a judge.
So fuck you ahead of time.
And when we get in that courtroom, figuratively speaking, obviously, I'm going to take those
screenshots and I'm going to bury them so far up your ass, you're going to be able to
clean them when you brush your teeth.
And that's just a fact.
And there's nothing you could do about it.
And there's nothing illegal about what I'm saying or threatening.
If you're threatened, then you know you did something wrong.
if you didn't do something wrong, why wouldn't you want to come to court and tell the world
what a fucking bad person I am? Put it on the record. You know why? Because you're a chicken
shit. So like a, like a school teacher, like the school teacher did to me, pull me by my ear.
That's figuratively what's going to happen to you in that court. And there's nothing you're
going to be able to do to explain away what you have done and said and posted that's on you and
i don't need to be angry about it you know but i'm certainly not paranoid now also some people here
were not on last night and something very disturbing happened in this process i want you
guys to know that somebody stalked my lawyer's office and followed him home. Okay. I want you
guys to hear that again. One of these fucking weirdos follows my lawyer to his house where his
children live. Okay. And tried to intimidate him so that he doesn't represent me. Well,
I got news for you. That ain't going to happen. Did you guys hear what I just said? If you didn't
hear it last night. I'm going to say it again. These fucking weirdos sent somebody to follow
my lawyer to his house. Did you hear that? And they didn't follow him from the courthouse. They
stopped his office and then they followed him home. And then they pulled up and said,
I know who you are. You represent that child molesting piece of shit. That's what they said
to my lawyer so if you folks think that i am not in some kind of physical danger from these people
i absolutely am because they're following me and my lawyer so i hope everybody heard that
and my lawyer represents murderers okay and and you know they all deserve a defense but
he is not a some small-time criminal defense guy i am like on on his plate i'm the cupcake
okay i am and he knows what's happening to me is absolutely unfair but we're dealing with it with
the best we can but they're sending people to follow my attorney to intimidate my attorney
to not just like they did with steven right well guess what he's still my attorney and
he's not somebody that i would play with because he knows a lot of people in law enforcement
and when you start when you start following lawyers you've lost so that's their game
to follow to try and intimidate and scare people we're gonna find out that's beyond psychopath but
i would say that is an extreme step up and if any of you pieces of shit think that that's okay
That's why you're pieces of shit. It's because you think that's OK. And to this list of invisible individuals. And there's there's fewer than people think that I'm going to subpoena. But that fact is also going to be entered into the record is that you're following my attorney and you better back the fuck up off of me.
I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
So obviously, whatever idiot followed my attorney, also a lie.
And by the way, whoever followed my attorneys, why don't you come say that to my face?
OK, but that's stalking.
Oh, when you little invisible fucking pussies want to say that I'm paranoid.
OK, when you say that there's drones being flown outside and I've seen drones.
I don't know where they're from.
In fact, after that comment was, I did see a drone, so I'm sure that's OK with everybody, right?
That's OK with these shitbags.
That my lawyer was stalked and followed and approached by a liar and a coward.
So whoever followed my lawyer that has and the description that they gave, I have seen around me.
so for those of you who think that i i physically have my privacy my safety they are all at stake
on a daily basis and for anybody that doesn't think that or realize that you're fucking stupid
and just on a side note the description matches cheese husband just on a side note i don't know
if that's the case or not but that's who the description fits and all that did all that did
is it is it has accelerated my desire to complete this filing because my attorney could write an
affidavit for what happened and it's also going to be presented in the evidence so you fucked up
And you fucking better not come near me because illegally surveilling someone is called stalking and it's a felony.
So I hope that wasn't you, Roger, but we have a full description.
And have I done that to anybody? Nope.
Have I sent people to follow other people to their residences? Nope.
Well, their goal was to intimidate the attorney to not represent me anymore, which isn't going to happen.
So all you're doing is stepping on the gas for you idiots to be in a courtroom.
And I've been sitting on this for a few days.
But I have enough problems.
OK, and if you keep following us, you're going to get caught and you're going to be prosecuted.
And my attorney is going to burn you for fucking with him.
So leave it alone. Let's see. So I'm going to send a photo of Roger areas to my attorney and to see if it was him.
Hopefully it's not. There we go. Hopefully it wasn't you, Roger and she and the team is gathering a couple other pictures of the possible suspects that this could have happened.
And if you're identified, you're going to jail for a felony called stalking.
I don't know if this is true or not, but the description also matches Scott's investigator.
Now, I don't think that a court-appointed investigator would do that.
But again, we're going to get a photo and we're going to see what's what.
And then if it was him, then my attorney is going to walk into fucking Scott's courtroom the next time and let the judge know.
So I hope that it wasn't that individual.
I I have a hard time believing that it was.
But we have to look at all the options here.
So if anybody has a name for his investigator or a photo, that's all we're trying to find.
I mean, you know, I would like to exclude people.
Right. Well, maybe somebody could go find that if they know where it is.
But the discussion my attorney and I had said, you know, it's it's doubtful that a court appointed investigator would do that.
But we just have to eliminate the possibility.
I'm not saying that it's anybody. I don't know who it is.
And see, that's what I mean, because they're going to push it until someone gets hurt.
they want someone to get hurt mainly me and you better fucking hope nothing happens to me
because then every single one of you motherfuckers they're going to get warrants on your phones
they're going to find out where if something happens to me you guys are fucked so i would
back the fuck off of me and tell some of your little fucking numb nuts to leave people alone
because it's none of their fucking business whoever followed my attorney none of their
fucking business. You punk
fucking bitch. You
coward. Yeah, Doss, take
your fucking kitty litter stained fingers
and hit that like button.
So is that okay with you, Doss? That's okay?
The people are following my lawyer?
That's okay with all of you?
Okay. But I have also
seen the
same vehicle and
the same description of that person
around me. Yeah, it's
very fucking creepy.
But
We know who the real creeps are.
And don't follow my lawyer.
You want a fucking shot at the title?
Come see me.
Come follow me, you fucking psycho.
Do it to me.
Don't do it to any of them.
Do it to me.
And I don't give a fuck.
I'll protect myself.
You want the belt, bitch?
Come get it.
You know the guy, the Situation from the Jersey Shore?
he just opened his second location for a drug rehabilitation center isn't that great
it just goes to show you man any fucking anybody can like he's the situation he put his he put his
head into a plaster wall in italy and knocked himself out okay but now he's doing this he's
helping people i would love to start up some sober living homes and i'm thinking about opening up my
own foundation because i'll actually get something done that helps people and unlike clear water
right if somebody calls me for help i'm not going to see how many fingers i could get in them by the
end of the day oh thank you local loss said there was some video that uh shrek he had that showed
the um investigator i'm doing this for exculpatory reasons okay i'm sending these pictures to
exclude them but it's part of the process it's what needs to be done so if it's not them they
got nothing to worry about nothing at all because i'm going to send the pictures and if the lawyer
goes that wasn't him that wasn't him the conversation's over about those guys and then
that's it but if it is one of them you're going to jail and you know one of these stupid moves
that these people make could be the thing that just brings it all to the forefront and sick
fucks but today i have a great day planned got to make a couple more loaves of bread i was saying
last night that the loaves of bread are like actors they're like the actors for the fucking
And, you know, they're like the actors that you hire.
They all got to look alike.
They can't talk.
OK, I hear you lost.
But if you are identified, then my attorney is going to use his law enforcement contacts, going to use his law enforcement contacts.
Well, it was apparently around the time of one of the court dates, so it should be pretty easy to find.
She's only been out there but a couple times.
And if she wants to do the right thing and share it with somebody, then that would be appreciated.
Good morning.
This is also why the Freedom Fund is so important.
And I'm not saying that it's she's husband.
I'm not saying it's the investigator.
I'm saying they match the description.
But if it is one of them, boy, that's going to open up a whole new can of worms for them.
But also, Scott is the only one trying to push this narrative with some of these other invisible weirdos.
But we'll get to the bottom of it. But they didn't just follow him. They approached him.
They never got out of the car. Interesting. Compelling. But what I'm trying to do here is
I'm not pointing the finger at anybody, but I'm going to take the proper steps
to eliminate people from this suspect list. And I certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to do it
again, whoever you are. And again, this doesn't make me look bad. I see. And like, who would
think of that? Who would think to follow someone's attorney? Who's that dumb? Who's that arrogant?
Who's that psychotic? A couple of factors here. We're desperate, right? I mean, all that did was
100% push the John Doe thing that much further, that much faster.
They just keep doing it.
Like, I have plenty of time to file it.
In fact, if they so much as fucking mention me, right, I've got another two years.
So they've more than likely mentioned me today or yesterday, which means I now have another two years.
Okay?
That's what I mean by reset the clock, dumb fuck. Keep my name out of your mouth. You're just stupid. That's what I mean by you're extending the clock. And also that nutbag LBC should have never shown up at she's house like that. And why didn't they call the cops when he was there? Because of what they have there? Well, okay. Possible. That fucking loser.
So now everybody sees that there's even more reason and impetus for me to do this in court.
And this ain't no fucking Scott case with, you know, the people that he's he's trying to sue the people that he slandered for slander for defamation.
The people that he slandered and defamed, he's trying to sue them.
that's going to work out really well because they're going to shove that up his ass in that
court too and Clearwater could counter sue not that he has anything oh I see thank you nitrate
and ain't nobody from here stalking Scott I talk about a variety of things he is not my only topic
but for those who make him your only topic that's where you have a problem
And I agree with him on that. Strangely enough. Been a night train? It could have been. That's funny. That's what I was going to. That's what I was saying the other day is that people can countersue him.
And like, for example, if he's stupid enough to try and sue me, I'll counter sue and then I'll get discovery and then it's over because the discovery I get on him will put him in fucking prison.
Now, do I want to do that? No, I really don't.
He's he's done everything that he could do to himself.
I don't need to make it any worse, but I'll do what I have to do to protect myself.
And I can go, hey, if this fucking clown who has three brain cells can get subpoenas and get court filings and all that shit done, do you think I can't?
I could do that shit with my fucking eyes closed, hanging upside down in a blizzard.
And I don't need chat GPT to do it.
You know, and that's where these invisibles are sadly mistaken.
So keep it up.
Like I said, you're just resetting the clock.
because you can't help yourself, you little fucking oopsie fucking coward.
You can't help yourself.
And same to the other one that thinks they were journalists.
They can't help themselves.
So this might be their biggest fuck up yet.
We'll see.
But whoever did it, you should be very concerned about your freedom.
And I hope you have a lawyer.
But I'm certainly not going to sit here and lose my shit
and completely crash out about it.
It's just, you know, you need to use logic, not emotion.
And I'm not angry, but do I have a sick feeling in my stomach?
Yep.
And it's just motivating me to step on the gas.
That pizza place is popping.
Look at all those people in there.
And then there was someone in a chat that goes, I'm going to ruin his home pizza business.
There is no home pizza business, honey.
I do private events.
I don't need a fucking permit.
Interesting story about the mayor of Aurora, Colorado.
he regularly spends friday nights sleeping on a basic cot at a local homeless shelter
so that he can understand their experience i think that's fucking awesome that's what all
politicians should do in fact they should be required to do that and on a side note obviously
all the lurkers would rather watch me so they are lurkers i have them too why do people have
to complain about lurkers.
I don't mind lurkers.
I don't make much on ad revenue,
but they're contributing to it.
Not yet, anyway.
But there's just one thing
about my life that's always been true.
You know, I get knocked down
and I get up again.
You're never going to keep me down.
I get knocked down,
but I get up again.
You're never going to keep me down.
And I'm going to build this fucking private chef thing into a very successful boutique, high-end fucking service, because that's what I provide.
Oh, and the person who said that, I have a screenshot, and you're going to get subpoenas.
You should delete things like that in your chats, dummies.
Have you watched some of these predcatcher channels, and the police come out, and they don't arrest the guy?
Ugh, I just saw one of those this morning.
some of these police departments so i mean it's uh alex rosen i'm sure you've watched i fight for
kids i interviewed him um so it's so frustrating to see you know that the guy's sitting there he's
saying that he has cp right there on his phone he he gets him to say things he says like you you have
a bunch of those images in your phone right you got to delete them so are you ever going to try
and talk on the phone with a 14 year old girl ever you know like he asked these leading right
in front of the cops he gets them to admit it and they didn't arrest him it's fucked up
it's fucked up there's no curing that you know and there are several studies that suggest it
from experts all over the world that that cannot be cured that cannot be rehabilitated
And some of these Preds look exactly like what you would think they look like.
Just something from a fucking, you know, Rob Zombie movie.
And some of them, I mean, he's caught a couple of cops, firemen, teachers.
Yes, it can.
It's just like, mind your own business.
Yes, they do.
Great.
So anybody who wants to go to the beach in California, just be careful.
There's a lot of riptide warnings and you don't want to get caught in one of those because they also found a bunch of great white sharks cruising around.
You know, they have the picture of like the swimmer from the air and then the big shark silhouette underneath it.
It's like, fuck that shit, bro.
I'll just use the pool.
Thank you.
That's right.
Pools are made to avoid sharks.
So those folded over pizza sandwiches that you guys have seen me make are called panuazzo.
Panuazzo.
So I can take the pizza crust and fold it in half.
Frickin' delicious.
And I'm still brining the chicken in the buttermilk brine.
So I have some content stuff to shoot tonight.
And I gotta be honest, when I look at some of it, I don't like some of it.
So now it's at a point where I have all the all the camera stuff, all the lighting, right?
Now the problem is me.
I'm directing myself.
And, you know.
The director me hates the talent me.
If that makes sense.
The director me is like, cut.
No, no, no, no, no.
No. It's a whole different fucking. It's a whole different niche. It's a whole different genre. It's a whole different thing. No, I'm not. I'm not. It's that I'm not overthinking and it's that I'm making mistakes that I'm learning through because I'm just not used to this.
I'm learning and I've watched videos about how people make food channels and things like that, you know, and I'm not going to be like bright and cheery and shit like that.
That's not the angle I'm going at. Yeah, this is, you know, and usually when people put together, you know, a cooking show, they usually have a couple people, you know, helping them.
I don't. And I'm not a photographer and I'm not an editor. And the two things that need to be
paid attention to the most in this niche is photography and editing. But if I had like a
cameraman slash producer and editor, man, I would have had shit banged out like nobody's business
already. I would have probably had 25, 30, you know, uploads already. But I don't mind humbling
myself and saying like it's been difficult because i don't know how to do it and i'm learning how to
do it and watching uncle roger watch other cooking shows is funny too because he made a good point
of one of them is that each step of the process of the recipe right there was one thing that uncle
roger was looking at and the girl wasn't saying a lot of the important steps of the process of the
recipe and then i find sometimes when i go through it instead of tablespoon i say teaspoon or vice
versa you know so it's like little shit like that i'm almost there i'm almost there i could see the
light at the end of the tunnel and i did not see the light at the end of the tunnel two weeks ago
And I deleted all their videos. Like, there ain't nothing left on my channel about you motherfuckers. Go away. I deleted every video about Scott. Fuck. Well, that's the thing about the private parties is that everything is done on site, right?
If I was to start catering, that's different.
Going to farmer's markets, having a home kitchen, having home delivery, having home takeout.
All those things are different, require permits, health inspections, things like that.
The only thing that I need is my food manager certification.
That's all.
And good luck reporting me there.
Oh, and good luck figuring out which service.
There's dozens of services that give you your food.
Good luck figuring out which one I use.
Have a nice day.
Enjoy.
You're going to spend the next two fucking weeks trying to figure it out.
Good luck.
And what's good news is I've been invited to do a very sizable event in August.
So that's fun.
So the words getting out how awesome not only are my pizzas and my product, but me and they let me in their homes and their kids are there and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
What are you going to do about it?
Will I do a kid's birthday party for my clients?
Yes, I will.
And guess what I'm not going to do?
I'm not going to follow the other people home.
Right.
I'm not going to give out these people's addresses.
Oh, my God, he's going to be around kids at parties.
Yeah, I'm going to be working because that's what I do.
There were no kids that were no kids at the events I did.
They were adult private parties.
And quite frankly, will I do it?
Yes. Do I want to? No, because kids are a pain in the ass.
And they'll just ask a bunch of questions and try and knock shit the fuck over and try and, you know, touch the oven and shit.
like get the fuck out of here kid why don't you go eat this in fucking cuba go away i've actually
turned down i've actually turned down two kids birthday parties because i just don't want to do
it come back in 24 hours when you know how to read a room so yeah i i won't do kids parties
sorry this is not going to happen if they want to pay me an extra five ten grand okay then i'll do
it but i'm not doing it for my rate absolutely not why not because i can't stand that are not
in my family it's just also too much of a liability you know especially with those
with the open ovens and all the heat and all that shit yeah it's just something something
gonna happen and i don't want to be a part of that shit and if they did pay me an extra fee
I can still hire somebody else to do it for me and make a profit and still pay them.
What am I, a fucking clown?
What am I going to do, fucking balloon animals with the pizza?
Get the fuck out of here.
And I don't do religious events, you know, like that.
These people are lucky I don't make them pick out all the fucking green M&Ms when I go and make pizza.
You know what I'm saying? I'm the star. I'm kidding. Kind of. And I'm going to be going and doing some food reviews.
We're going to shoot some food reviews for the food channel as well.
And I could give you guys a hint of what my first thing is going to be as something to do with Tom Cruise.
Anybody know what I'm talking about? Anybody?
can guess. I'll give
everybody a moment.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Exactly. The Tom
Cruise Cake.
That's the first thing that I'm going to review.
And I got a little one of those
like a little
you know, it's like a little table you can
attach to the steering wheel.
Yep. The Tom Cruise Coconut
Cake. And it's
$42 for a medium.
So this shit better be delicious.
Everybody says it's fire, but I'll be the judge of that.
Yeah, $42 for a medium.
I mean, I don't really need a whole fucking cake.
I think I'll probably even get a small.
I haven't had it yet.
No, never had it.
But apparently he sends out a gift every year of this cake to a lot of his friends, co-workers and things like that.
Tom Hanks has a story about it.
Henry Cavill, Superman, he has a story about it.
So I'm going to take a couple little clips from those stories about the Tom Cruise cake,
and I'm going to incorporate it in my review of the cake.
Because Tom Hanks goes, the cake was from Tom Cruise.
It's just one clip that I'm going to snap.
And then Henry Cavill, the guy who played Superman, he says, I ate the whole thing.
See you, Erica.
Thanks for stopping by.
Well, I have a lot to do today.
Thanks for joining me, guys.